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I still don't understand why a woman should fight/beat up another woman cos of a ma...

That team got us disappointed...

General purpose anti-venom or specie based anti-venom?

I kind of doubt the story... But with all these artiste's managers that are in charge of billings; It is not impossible

Nice adventure...

That is a Bunesse Python

Something iz brewing ...

'Reasonable Men', you meant to say I guess

I really do not want to believe this... Like seriously!!!?

Terrorist economics at play...

I'm enjoying your experience all the way... I believe one day, you will look back and be grateful for all you've been through.

It is packaging that made ipekere to become plaintain chips...

This os an example of an official report!

The audio money caught video fire

Quite a clumsy account but I made a whole lot of sense out the write-up

Obafemi martins' grandma reloaded

agemmy113:
Pm naira lander I snore too much now a days and this irritate my wife that she hit me in the midnight.. Pls what can I do about this snore of a thing. Though I don't snore like this before...

Try to sleep on your side or lie in your tummy... Never sleep face-up towards the ceiling; you will surely snore!!!

southniyikaye:
Reminiscing on the parts have towed in life, I remembered an even that occurred in the year 2016.
I have guys who are making it real big in yahoo but for some reason unknown even to me, na yahoo dey do me. I was spending money on cards, data and as well was having sleepless nights.
There is this scenerio where I met two women online., one was like our Alison madueke to USA and the other one was a manager of Honda group of companies.
These women are very smart and they can even tell from your typing the country you came from.
So one of my friend told me, see the thing is, there is this baba that all you need to bring is your hard earned 15k that you labored for, I could have given it to you but it has to be your sweat. And believe, I had no dime on me, no job, nothing so I couldn't meet up with the money so I let it slide.
So there is this my landlord's son that we happened to be age mates. I told him, then he took me to one alfa at ita amodu in Ilorin. When we got there, he said we should go to Yoruba road and get a very stubborn catfish and bring it alive to him. We did as he asked, he collected 5k for work and told us to come back on the Friday. we went there on a Tuesday.
I couldn't sleep well, I was imagining the Lexus or Venza I was going to buy after billing these women, same goes for my friend.. We've already spent 20million of the money we haven't collected. We will first lodge at kwara hotel's most expensive rooms and think how to flex our lives, go clubbing and carry all those girls in our sorroundings that flashy guys do drop with flashy cars.
My mind was racing against time and it even seems Friday will never come cos the days began to slow down. 4-5pm will seem like 2months, I couldn't sleep well but finally, Friday came.
Before we gave him the money and the fish, I had gone to print both their pictures. so stubborn fish, five thousand and pictures were what we gave him and least I forget, he has this higher education note that contains thousand of white peoples names so that boosted our confidence in him.
I called him very early on Friday and he told us to come by twelve. My girlfriend was pregnant at this time and introduction is fixed for 45days from this time so you can imagine my desperation.
We got there around 10:30am and hung around till 12. We went in to meet him exactly 12 and he was like, una blood dey hot o, I said baba, you won't understand. He gave me this calabash wrapped in thorough white wool so whatever is inside the calabash is not visible.
The instruction was, go to Waterview side and bury the calabash. Not inside water o but atleast where water can touch it occasionally and that on the second day at around 12pm,i should bill my clients.
I have done yahoo for almost 2years though on and off and I have never collected a dime from it so I was already giving up when this my friend brought the alfa idea to me. When I got home, I was laughing sheepishly and my babe was wondering what was going on. Then, I was living in a room face me I slap you so my plan was,
Get a three bedroom apartment, furnish it, get 65inch led TV, a washing machine, soundbar, dstv explora, gas cooker, oven, e. T. C. Mind you, I had gone to price all these things, I even planned a 5kva solar system.
Around 1pm the second day, I billed my clients and the result was devastating, I almost collapsed.
The Honda woman told me, I know you are a Nigerian scammer, I kept you till this time cos I like the way you talk and being a lonely woman, I like the way you always keep me company, it keeps me busy. Bye bye scammer and pls get something doing. The money you aimed to get from me is my sweat so sorry, can't give you my sweat.

The Alison madueke type woman wasted no time, even for the fact that I used a VPN and all, she already has my picture, my real name, my address, Infact almost everything about me. She said,
I really wanna go deep with you though I suspect you to be a scammer but there is something about you I like so I paid someone to dig into you using your ip and so many factors.
I just jejely called my friend and handed him the phone, my liver Don almost fail me, my BP was extremely high, my legs were shaking, I couldn't walk straight anymore, my eyes were darkened so I couldn't explain anything so I just handed him the phone.
Frustrated with the fact of things have planned, even the way I have been carrying myself on the street cussioned with the fact that the car dealer I met and gave hope lives very close to me and I always tell him, don't worry next week we gonna ball hard. All these gave birth to the
BLOOD MONEY SAGA. and should I tell you we went back to open the calabash, no fish, no picture only cow dung and sand. Baba used our fish for peppersoup.

NOW TO THE NEAR BLOOD MONEY EPISODE.

Farano
Dawnomike
J111333
Ishilove
Beremx
Pocahontas
Seun
Lalasticlala
Oam4j

This is really an interesting gist... awaiting the part 2 bro

An organisation that is not efficient at posting mails can not be efficient at posting my money...

He tried for his time...

This is an impressive development...

What's your rate please?

spinna:
Give us agric loan

There is a lot Agric loans facilities out there already by CBN part of which is encompassed in AGMEIS

It is infortunate but that is the situation we have found ourselves inot only in Nigeria but amongst black Africans...

A very good development...

We've got to relocate people from the present earth to kepler ASAP

Way to go
Summary: Happiness is a choice

festacman:
Even with their Dollars, Pounds, Euros?

How times change ...! No condition is permanent indeed.

You are right ooo... A hospital in Ibadan was been begged with foreign currency to admit a returnee who was ill. They bluntly refused.

When we are done govering Nigeria... I will go back to Sundan to become the president and you'll remain my Vice there also

Thanks for the goodwill guys... Una try!

I see no one fighting for the masses amongst them all...

It is well... May their souls find eternal rest, more tham the world could have ever given to them