₦airaland Forum

jawalis:
Good morning sir and ma here.
I am a graduate of Kwara state university with second class upper in health information Management. I lives in ilorin and I’m open to relocation as well.

When are you going for NYSC?

Wahala no dey finish for this guy

Testiebobo:
When people are discussing being under the control of voodo powers(juju), I make fun of them and assume it to be superstition.
last night, I had a terrible nightmare where creatures with pale faces were threatning to take my life. However, I noticed that when I try to shout for help or call the name of GOD, I will just notice that l had really lost my voice on several occassions. It is really fustrating and scary, pls what does it mean and what is the cause of it?

Pray and forget aborrit

He is indebted to WAEC

Man90:
Dear Nairalanders,
My girlfriend is passing through sexual harassment from her lecturer. He has been disturbing her that he wants to sleep with her even on phone calls and chats. Just last week she wrote his course and since then the disturbance moved to another level. We are thinking of what to do about the situation.

Please if you are in our shoes what will you do?

Get his calls recording and chats ready, then proceed to speak with a competent lawyer

PapaGee3:

There is this cousin of mine who is a 300level student in the university in city where I live.

Her family lives in another part of the country so she comes to spend a weekend in my flat once a month.

The problem is that whenever she comes she selects the most expensive wine in my fridge to drink once I leave her alone in my house.

How should I handle this?

call her to order. Period!!

Dedication and hardwork... I wish him the best in life

Curious345:
The current ECOWAS block is made up of
NIGERIA CAPEVERDE SENEGAL LIBERIA CHAD GHANA GAMBIA IVORY COAST SIERRE LEONE.

Amongst the above listed nations , Chad and Liberia has shown support for the new regime in Niger Republic regardless. Chad went a step further by dissociating itself from any planned incursion of Niger Republic by the ECOWAS block .

We predict a long Drawn out war on the Nigerien desert . We also predict that most coalition partners will pull out of that war after exhaustion , war fatigue and heavy losses begin to take its toll .
We predict that Nigerian armed forces will be the only ones left to do battle with the Niger Republic.

We also predict that this war may spill into northern Nigeria , because missiles and other dangerous military tactics will be employed by a desperate Niger Republic.


We also predict the war will end in a stalemate and Nigeria and Niger Republic will sit at the round table ,and Niger will exact it's right to its sovereignty and have its way at the negotiating table .


SO , WAS THE WAR NECESSARY IN THE FIRST PLACE ?

It will end up becoming a senseless war like that of Ukraine vs Russia, US vs Afghanistan, Vietnam vs US....

Uche's comments are brave but stupid.
Bravery can earn you admonition and accolades, but stupidity can get you killed

timibare:
I have this solid ped standard adult female boerboel available for sale, location ogun state, littered once......

how much is she?

Let the poor Niger breathe

Time to relocate to Aba

Racoon:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styl-Plus nlfpmod

They were the real deal

No country or group has the interest of African nations at heart... There's always a selfish undertone

This is a joke going to far...

UTILITYMAY:
Cost and Efficiency Analysis of Gas (LPG) versus Petrol (PMS) for Powering Generators!

Introduction:
In 2012, we understood the concept of powering generators with Gas (LPG) instead of Petrol (PMS) and provided training to numerous individuals. However, the innovation faced limited acceptance at that time. Today, we are witnessing a significant shift in favor of this innovation, with widespread acceptance.

Research Findings:
After conducting a comprehensive study, the following results were obtained:

1. Cost Analysis:
- N1800 provided 3KG of Gas at N600 per KG.
- N1800 provided 2.92Litres of Petrol at N617 per Litre (Note: prices may vary in different states).

2. Generator Runtime Analysis:
- N1800 worth of Gas powered a 3.5KVA generator for 9 Hours 4 minutes.
- N1800 worth of Petrol powered the same 3.5KVA generator for 4 Hours 23 minutes.

Conclusion:
Based on the analysis, using Gas (LPG) to power the generator yields significant cost savings. When compared to Petrol (PMS), Gas demonstrates higher efficiency, lasting more than twice as long on the same amount of fuel. Specifically, utilizing Gas saves a minimum of N211.33 per Hour, making it a compelling and cost-effective choice for powering generators.

This research showcases the growing acceptance and benefits of adopting Gas (LPG) as an alternative fuel source for generators, offering both economic advantages and increased operational efficiency.

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MAYLINQ ENERGY SOLUTIONS! Providing Light!

where is your location?

Hmmm... this is an emboldened trend for other military formation in nearby African nations to attempt the same

Successonpoint:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, before I give an update on my decision to learn HANDIWORK at 45. I want to start by thanking everyone for their comments which I considered helpful and encouraging. Some people sent me emails but I couldn't access them, I guess my mail account was hacked. To God be the glory, I'm progressing in my learning and have been able to buy some of my tools. Like I said about my wife in my last post, that woman is not from this planet because of the way she has been supportive. Next week is her birthday, and I'm planning to use the little money I kept under our carpet to buy a shoe for her because the last time she bought a shoe for herself was early last year and when we were going to Church today I noticed that that shoe is already gone, she's just managing it due to situation of things in Nigeria.

The problem now is that, if I should use the money to buy shoe for her, she may not be happy due to the fact that we have several pressing needs. Another problem is that if I give her the money to buy the shoe for herself, she may take the little money to market to buy foodstuffs for our family. Please I need your advice my people on Nairaland, what should I do? I just want that woman to be happy with me, and to show her how much I appreciate and love her.

Just give her the money as a birthday gift

Bassey93:
Happy Sunday, Nairalanders!
Please, help post this for me.
Last night, I had a dream about how I fell into a big pit and the dirty water covered me all and immediately, I woke up. The pit is in my father's compound backyard in the village.

I do have dreams, though and I don't always give a second thought about my dreams because I just feel, my dreams are not always serious to the point of coming to manifest.

Though I prayed when I woke up but this very dream has given me a serious concern. Please, what does such a dream mean, and is there anything to worry about?

Since you have prayed, forget about it!!!

MrsTwrite:
I do two meals (101) per day. Sometimes I starve for them to eat. It's not easy at all.

Do you mean this?

godswillita992:
West Ham United Bid for Harry Maguire Rejected by Man United. Manchester United have rejected a £20 million ($25.7m) bid from West Ham for Harry Maguire.

West Ham United Bid for Maguire
Maguire an established defender for Manchester United, Maguire is falling down the list at Old Trafford. The 30-year-old’s club is therefore willing to consider proposals, but there’s a catch: they won’t sell him until a high offer is made.

Hence, Maguire’s price tag, which is estimated to be around £40m, establishes the bar for any prospective suitors. Should no club meet this evaluation, Manager Erik ten Hag is content to retain the services of the former Leicester man for the upcoming season.

Ten Hag has expressed a preference for Lisandro Martínez and Raphaël Varane as his primary center-back choices, leaving Maguire facing limited playing time.

In light of this development, sources close to liveandsport.com indicate that West Ham is considering its next move in pursuit of Maguire. However, the club seems hesitant to submit a bid exceeding their initial offer.

Yet, even if West Ham manages to strike a deal with United, another obstacle arises in the form of Maguire’s wage demands.

Click the link below to get the complete story
https://www.liveandsport.com/2023/07/28/west-ham-united-bid-for-harry-maguire-rejected-by-man-united/

20m is too much for a 30yr old defender like Maguire... 40m asking price is a flatter

The life of a thief is an unfortunate one... but why are they naked?

Wahala part 3

lavylilly:
From DM

visit a professional counselor... It will cost you money but worths it at the long run

Fkj2021:
I have a friend whose dad Promised not to leave alcohol till he dies.

Short story:

The man was diagnosed of diabetes and high blood pressure. His children made sure they treated him even when they are just coming up in life. Everytime, immediately the man takes his medication, he goes out to drink alcohol which neutralises the medication.

The issue got worst and he relocated to the village. Before he went to the village, the man became very weak, has amnesia and passes his faeces on his body.

The children became tired because the man doesn't want to listen to them. It is anytime he drinks that he wees on his body but if he doesn't drink, he is normal although not strong.

The children became tired and are planning on letting him be. Whenever the man is taken to the hospital, immediately he comes back, he takes alcohol. All effort to stop him from alcohol have proved abortive.

What do you advice?

Typical case of when you just wanna ve a liability to your kids

HellVictorinho6:



kkins25, MrBrownJay1,money121,etc


i dont know what to do.

What is his qualifications?

She should beg to get freed and sue the yeyebrity afterwards

DarkLover:
This evening my girlfriend went to meet someone without my knowledge, it’s about a deal I know of btw, but she went from work to see the person involved without telling me, when I inquired about whereabouts was she was insinuating that she isn’t a small girl before she later told me where she was.

I got angry on phone and she apologised. I expected her to move from there to her house until she called that I should open my gate. I told right away that I wasn’t informed of her coming and should go back.

Am I too harsh?

You dey try... I reserve my comment

labake1:
How long do I need to wait to start billing a guy after saying "YES" to him?

like 10yrs

Lol... Waiting for updates