₦airaland Forum

seanwilliam:
how far . Bro I love this movie o oooo. I don almost watch am finish … soldiers self Dey gossip ( when they were talking about vecchio) I don laugh tire and the time one corporal asked his oga to salute am

The movie is bloody

Dshocker:
Only God in heaven knows i cannot sit down and be watching this show that has no meaning or value.

They are paying out N100m for pornography, while so many first class graduate are busy roaming around and looking for jobs.

A true smart business man thinks with no sentiment.
100M is a big money. In your entire life, have u saved 100M, so keep your opinion and morality to yourself.

If I have the opportunity to participate, I will

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Hypnotised?
How can a sane human believe in a mere mortal parading as pastor...?
Second coming indeed.. what's the Jesus coming oe'r to do?did he misplace his robes or what?

The Jesus Christianity worships almost certainly never existed...
But even if we accepted that premise..some Christians have been expecting the apocalypse to come for over a millennium now..Still the world somehow refuses to end..even the most gullible person should have understood by now that that simply is not going to happen...

Religious persons are just too gullible..They seem to have a terribly delusional perception of reality...They dont understand cause and effect...

It takes a very low IQ to fall for this scam.

That's why religion thrives in africa, majority have low logical reasoning abilites

Unlike Nigeria, he will be caught and brought to justice

Nobody should dare compare US to Nigeria, several of this killings happen daily all over the country and the killers go scot free, US security is still 1000 times ahead of Nigeria in all ramifications

Richardonald:
Most people don't understand what these thieves meant by the word STRUCTURE, What they mean are ballot boxes snatchers, Thugs, corrupt party installed politicians that can help cohase and rig elections, Thank God we don't have such, but obedient people who want good governance

Unfortunately, u need such to win an election in Nigeria. Things may change in future but for now , that’s what u need

seanwilliam:
Pls make una recommend war movies for me,

All AMERICA and Russia sweet sweet war films wey dem use tanks and snipers, and war plane . Also war movie with history like the fury ., pls

Saving private Ryan

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I will learn to use my head logically in the matters of women, never bury all your energy and emotions for a woman.

Have it at the back of your mind, that any woman can betray you

See these irresponsible hornny bastaaards already rushing to contact her, some people truly have no discipline nor shame

Northern agenda na your mate?

Advise and advice are two different things

But na wa for africa oo, africans breed poverty and encourages it. How will I employ someone to be paying the person 15k per month?

And na them dey go church pass

siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

You are lucky it wasnt me, I would have made it more miserable for you.
I'll cover my nose and scream away from you.

Go chop first, your head will stop hallucinating

Teaching your children religion is teaching them mental slavery

The female gender must be involved in this

owunabastard:
why should somebody hate the name Jesus. Because from all indications, if you read the life and message of Jesus in the new testament, that is full of wisdom and pure love, To be sincere the one I have strong reservation is the old testament God, who is also called Jehovah that claimed to be only God of ancient Israel

No apologies but wisdom is far from jesus

BeeBeeOoh:


If I may ask, do you wanna get her arrested as your legally married wife or a concubine??

E be like sey u wan smell small rod or abii watery beans dey hungry you?

He will go to jail for impregnating a girl or I don't understand

matm:
Silence over supernatural things beyond one's knowledge is golden.Things dt happen in ur immediate family u can't account for properly let alone unseen things dt are supernatural .Sin against Jesus may be forgiven,but sin against d holy spirit cannever be forgiven said Jesus.

Damn jesus, damn the holy spirit, damn u.

DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?

Your friend is sleeping with your wife, she is aware of it. She is looking for an opportunity to revenge



Shebi u dey find who go scatter your head, there you have it. Think of it

Ayosolar:
[Sin Against the Holy Spirit is unforgivable. u better cut ur fucking fingers u used to type. May God av mercy on ur Soulquote author=dazzlingd post=114335485]

Same Virgin Mary whey dey collect doggy from comrade holy spirit

Pluck out the eyes you use in reading this.

simplesearch:
May foolishness and unguarded tongue not send you to eternity in the lake of fire. Sin against the Holy Spirit has no forgiveness, beware. If you keep on this way you may never find forgiveness again even if you’re later ready and pray for it with tears like Esau. God is not mocked.

He be like say dem never woze your holy spirit slap before, if them born am make he send me to hell. He dey mad?

Thomthom:
All your sins will be forgiven,, but sin against Holy spirit will not be forgiven..

I dont want to be forgiven, not by a dead jew and virgin fvker

Same Virgin Mary whey dey collect doggy from comrade holy spirit

I can see many frustrated people quoting me pouring their bitterness on this innocent moniker.
They have probably seen someone to cast their bitterness on, unfortunately while their holy comforter and protector should be busy protecting then and making their lives bette or busy dealing with boko haram and bandits bombing churches and innocent people, it is a nairaland comment that it would be bothered about and how to fvk his next virgin doggy style

Big belly

Bad dentation

Ugly head

Bald head

Short legs

Rough skin


I see valuwence

Hypocrisy is when someone will say she is beautiful, of course she’s not physically, but she may have a beautiful soul

donestk:
1. Bar maid

2. Hotel receptionist

3. Banker

4. Nurse

5. Fuel pump attendant

6. Customer service

7. Online sales

8. Marketer

9. Masseur

10. Restaurant

11. Personal assistant

12. Secretary

...add yours.

Ladies that sell men wears and designers, perfumes etc.

Strategy of war, distract the enemy

kenzysmith:
Good evening guys went to my ex wedding yesterday and I saw how happy her husband was I dance to congratulate them and as soon I shook hands with my ex
I remember those nights she will beg me to sex her, I remember the styles I use her to learn, I remember how she gave me bj , I remember how I use to smack her ass when she use to give me doggy , I remember the countless time I have Bleep her then I burst into laughter the husband was impress and taught my laughter was joy and he thank me after I shook his hands why my ex shook her head towards the ground

I want to tender my apology for falling the wife brea....st drastically and the pu ...ss y I have handle with aggression I tender my apology to the unborn children for the brea...st I have su ck beyond repair am sorry they should forgive me

So sad, you sound pained

Lol, na so one bros see big yansh wey boys dey manage, bros was greedy and decided to annex the yansh for himself. Now aunty chidinma don born, na so everywhere scatter, she blow like balloon plus stretch marks. Baba come dey chase small small slim girls for street.
In life, don’t be greedy

pstJey:
Stop it, it's wrong.

At least show some respect for GOD.

I sat next to a lady that was visiting IG, reposting things on WhatsApp status and streaming another church's service in church.

My biggest grouse was that she did this throughout the 1hr 45 mins service.

When the sermon switched to why we're meant to correct people when we see them acting wrongly, I knew I had to do something.

So I tapped her and gave her the "why are you using your phone in church" look.

This lady responded so angrily it shocked me. Anyways, we were going to cause a scene so I let her alone.
At least I'd passed my message.

If you use your phone in church, please stop it. You end up distracting people around you plus it's disrespectful. Please stop it.

Many of you can’t survive in a saner society. Try this in uk or Canada and see yourself facing privacy violation charges. Mumu

pstJey:
Stop it, it's wrong.

At least show some respect for GOD.

I sat next to a lady that was visiting IG, reposting things on WhatsApp status and streaming another church's service in church.

My biggest grouse was that she did this throughout the 1hr 45 mins service.

When the sermon switched to why we're meant to correct people when we see them acting wrongly, I knew I had to do something.

So I tapped her and gave her the "why are you using your phone in church" look.

This lady responded so angrily it shocked me. Anyways, we were going to cause a scene so I let her alone.
At least I'd passed my message.

If you use your phone in church, please stop it. You end up distracting people around you plus it's disrespectful. Please stop it.

Mind your damn business you holier than thou

Aniluvreal:
Women pussy is reek of dirt and foul smell. I feel disgusted and irritated after digging that smelling soakaway.

No matter the level of money , fame, and beauty a woman possessed, she must definitely smell down there. Are women cursed?


The supposed big girls carrying themselves around like demi god in town, if they pull of their panties or tights, your dick will immediately shrink because of unbearable odour that oozed out of there.

But not for Konji, I swear person like me for no even look at these smellos twice. Usêlèss smelling nonêntities.

To those niggars that suck these rubbish in the name of pleasing these girls, Rip in advance.

Which kind of girls are u following. Na wa oo