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PoliticsRe: Ebonyi Gov Prays: God Will Give Nigeria Another President Like Buhari by DCmonster: 9:07am On Sep 07, 2021
Thunder fire umahi and okoroawusa the abokii bastard claiming ignore on here.
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Sani Soba Collapses, Dies In His Office by DCmonster: 8:06am On Sep 07, 2021
May he rest in the Bossom of 72 virgins and may he never lose erection through alllah, Amin na otu. grin grin
NYSCRe: Bandits Abduct 7 Corpers In Ekiti by DCmonster: 6:39pm On Sep 06, 2021
Smh! How can a slay queen not know the difference between "there" and "their".
PoliticsRe: Questions You Should Never Ask People – Reno Omokri by DCmonster: 3:42pm On Sep 06, 2021
saphiere:
I wish my mom sees this.
So she is aware of your inborn bitterness against men which is the sole reason why you can't seem to find or keep a man.
CelebritiesRe: Uzoma Ohiri: Nedu Wazobia's Ex Wife Accepts Having A Child With Another Man by DCmonster: 6:38pm On Sep 05, 2021
Bastaard useless HOE! Go meet the other nigga that got you pregnant to pay the rent on 50/50 basis.

What an effontery by this HOE!
CelebritiesRe: Jaywon Blasts Blessing Okoro For Calling Him A 'Small Boy' by DCmonster: 6:32pm On Sep 05, 2021
I don't blame these HOES but the useless simps who Bleep and finance their lifestyle.
RomanceRe: Should I Still Marry Her After Yahoo Boys Have Used Her Destiny? by DCmonster: 1:25pm On Sep 04, 2021
Crossroad1:
it happens, my ex was used by yahoo Boys and it affected my life..
Her life is so meaningless right now that she wish for death everyday
Kindly explain how.
CelebritiesRe: 2baba Married My Daughter - Pero Adeniyi's Father, Prince Jide Adeniyi by DCmonster: 4:44pm On Sep 03, 2021
pocohantas:
The interviewer is so dull and his exclamations are ********

Whether Tuface married her or not is not our business. What we know is, Annie thought she could pull a Disney love story with a community gbola. If our husband were a human being, it would be Tuface.

Pero done kuku do breast and nyash. We die here. Na unofficial second wife she be.

Annie should take heart o. Naija men no fit retire from brolosho duties until they are old, broke and sick. They will now find their way home like the prodigal son. Straight into the bosom of the virtuous wife. She would have to spend her retirement posing for family frames, reminding him to take his drugs and cooking unripe plantain swallow with oilless vegetable soup.
Take it easy please.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Father, Prince Olanrewaju's Burial Service (Pictures) by DCmonster: 11:58am On Sep 03, 2021
Where is teebillz the mentally incapacitated baby daddy?
Foreign AffairsRe: 117 Dead, 20,000 Troops Deployed As Unrest Persists In South Africa by DCmonster: 6:23am On Jul 16, 2021
Africa and the blacks is cursed!
CelebritiesRe: Mother's Burial: Obi Cubana Gets A Diamond Necklace Worth Over N40m by DCmonster: 10:52pm On Jul 15, 2021
Diamond 100k lmao.
grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Mimi Orjiekwe Shows Off The Money She Got From Her Birthday Party by DCmonster: 7:54pm On Jul 15, 2021
The SIMP that spray an olosho actress dollars has he helped his family and brothers?

Why simp for a hoe?

The day men will stop simping crime rates will drop drastically. grin
CrimeRe: Reps To IGP: Don’t Allow Chidinma Ojukwu To Die In Custody by DCmonster: 1:58pm On Jul 14, 2021
Tolu akande-sadipe is the name of the house of representative member who move the motion before the house.
She called a clear murderer and accused.

Feminists and bitter divorcees are hell bent on setting that prostitute murderer free.

This is Honourable Tolu phone number please bless her with strong curses through phone call and messages as you please. 08028335404
RomanceRe: 'My Fiancée I'm Sponsoring In UK Is Pregnant For Another Man' by DCmonster: 11:29am On Jun 22, 2021
Joseph I hope you are reading this. Everybody was planning to japa back
then but you refused to because of "mummy". You were paying school fees and sending money always. Remember I told you another guy is fvcking her always. Lol!

You said I don't know how to talk to women that I should pet them and treat them well. Remember I told you I will never do that.

Well I hope you are married to "mummy" now and not battling depression like our dear friend here on front page. Lmao! grin
CelebritiesRe: Lanre Gentry: I Will Remarry In September - Mercy Aigbe's Estranged Husband by DCmonster: 10:52am On Jun 22, 2021
Never wife a Hoe!
This man did a lot for this Hoe(Actress), but bvtchs are quick to forget whatever you've done for them in the past the moment you go broke.

He did take good care of Michelle that I even thought he was her biological father. He has said it all already, he shouldn't pay what he can't afford for the boy again.
When he is grown he will understand and look for his father the moment his close friends and school mates begin to abuse him about his Hoe mother lifestyle.

The mentality of Nigerian girls and women is becoming worse than that of black Americans. I won't call it abject poverty, but just emotional weakness and irrational approach to life.

Nigerian girls are absolutely over useless now and ain't even good enough for baby mama.

I have a lot of them in my inbox and whatsapp status. All they do is post and dirty scrawny scraggy ass and overly made up faces all over social media as early as 6am Nigerian time. undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: West African States Postpone Launch Of Regional Currency To 2027 by DCmonster: 7:01pm On Jun 20, 2021
It will be postponed again until it becomes history. grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Cultists In Dubai Butcher Each Other (Graphic Video) by DCmonster:
If any cultist threatens you when you are minding your business or going about your daily activities peacefully. Please kill such fellow if you can, you will be doing your community a great disservice if you don't.

Btw, these guys are mostly Igbos and they were probably not all cultists going by the way they spoke in Igbo.
But I can tell you that the attackers are all cultists. They probably came for someone or a rival group.

No cultist who just survived an attack will lament the way they did in igbo "kedu kwanu udi ihe ke Di yan".
A cultist will be screaming revenge " them go collect" "Una go collect"........

The guys who spoke Igbo in the video are probably roommates or neighbours due to the fact that most Nigerians in UAE live hostel kind of life, as you can see from the bed types in all the blood stained rooms.
PoliticsRe: Sowore Blasts Kelechi Iheanacho For Visiting Governor Yahaya Bello (Photos) by DCmonster: 10:43pm On Jun 17, 2021
Iheanacho and Mikel are big disgrace to the sane youths of this generation.

I am ashamed for the former because he is my name sake. angry
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Set To Open A Football Academy In Jos, Visits Governor Lalong (Pics) by DCmonster: 10:36pm On Jun 17, 2021
Bastard Igbo boy! You can't open it in Enugu nor Anambra your home State.

Useless Efulefu! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shares Throwback Picture Of His Parents With Aliko Dangote by DCmonster: 6:21pm On Jun 16, 2021
I can never go back to being poor! cool
I can never go back to worrying about tomorrow! cool
PoliticsRe: Governor Fayemi Visits Senator Orji Kalu (Photos) by DCmonster: 12:40am On Jun 16, 2021
Each time I see this Fayemi guy, I do remember how fayose chased him and his jagaban out of Ado-Ekiti when they came for campaign in 2011. grin grin
NYSCRe: Buhari Approves Employment Of Dead NYSC 2011 Members’ Siblings by DCmonster: 11:46pm On Jun 15, 2021
If anything should happen to any of my family member be it immediate or extended by these head slamming bast.ards people from north. Whenever I come around, tens of aboki be it Hausa or Fulani will go down tanywhere and anyday.
Forgiving an unbeliever is a sin! cool
RomanceRe: 10 Ways Women Behave When They Are Not Satisfied In Bed by DCmonster: 1:13pm On Jun 15, 2021
Number 3 is a horrible lie!

When you fvck a woman so good, the hormones that will be released thereafter will make her weak and she will sleep or take a short nap even if she needs to rush somewhere at that moment she will take a nap or try to catch her breath.
PoliticsRe: Edo Vigilante Commander Wears 'Jazz' On His Neck, Says That He Is Not Afraid by DCmonster: 5:12pm On Jun 14, 2021
EdoDefence:
Like your father grin
I don't indulge lowlives neither will I report you. cool
PoliticsRe: Edo Vigilante Commander Wears 'Jazz' On His Neck, Says That He Is Not Afraid by DCmonster: 1:54pm On Jun 14, 2021
Bastard! You are not afraid, why the fvck are you wearing a bullet proof vest then?
Lmao! grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Bring TB. Joshua's Body Home For Burial - Ondo Youths Tell Family by DCmonster: 11:24pm On Jun 13, 2021
There plan is to mine his skull for popularity rituals. grin cheesy
HealthRe: I Have Erectile Dysfunction And Its Really Affecting My Relationship. by DCmonster: 10:52pm On Jun 12, 2021
Lol! I make my girl squirt anytime we fvck!
I was scared on Friday when we made love and she didn't squirt, it has never been like that coz I fvck her to squirt always.
We made love today and she did squirt four fvxking times as always.


Btw I don't last more than 5minutes on naija oloshos. I am still wondering why! undecided
PoliticsRe: 6 Soldiers, Unknown Gunmen Killed In Ohafia, Abia State by DCmonster: 7:43pm On Jun 12, 2021
Ohafia jazz is one of the strongest in igboland. grin
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Shades Seyi Shay Over Fight With Tiwa Savage by DCmonster: 10:23pm On Jun 10, 2021
My southy connect friend "DcFather" regular pvssy that year and till now. grin grin

High class Nigerian oloshos always claiming actress and business women.

Lmao grin grin
RomanceRe: I Think I Am Still In Love With Her But I Need Help! by DCmonster: 5:25pm On May 17, 2021
As a guy never allow your girlfriend or fiancee or wife be friends with her Ex's or toaster no matter what.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Only weak men and simps will allow their women be friends with men they use to fvck! cool
BusinessRe: Comparing The Nigerian Naira And The Benin Republic Cefa by DCmonster: 11:40pm On May 14, 2021
pocohantas:
Save your energy. Most Nigerian graduates are totally clueless on exchange rate. My head aches whenever this argument comes up. In fact, I don’t indulge in it again. I just look and pass.

His reply made my head spin. Thank God I didn’t smash my phone.
Jesus Christ son of Mary! I am very disappointed in you. I expected more from you, maybe you are the same person. Smh! undecided
BusinessRe: Comparing The Nigerian Naira And The Benin Republic Cefa by DCmonster: 5:44pm On May 14, 2021
igbosoupkitchen:
While.we are comparing the numbers of the curency can we also please compare the purchasing power??
We are quick to compare naira to dollar,cedis to naira, cefa,euros, gbp etc and we only do so in terms on figures.

Let me ask you,
I dollar is = 480naira (what is the purchasing power of both?
1 dollar can buy you a cup of coffee in the USA but 480 naira can buy you tea( coffee, lipton,milo and milk) +sandwich
1 dollar can buy you 1 or 2 bottles of water in usa but 480 naira can buy 6 or 8 bottles of water in Nigeria.
500 cefa can only buy you 1 bottle water which is 250 cefa and 1 bottle of malt drink 250 cefa,
500 naira in Nigeria can buy you water, malt,gala,biscuit,bread and akara/eggroll
100cedis in ghana cannot buy you what 9000 can buy in Nigeria, FACT

If not for our lack of productivity as a country we will not be an import dependent country aĺways seeking validation of foreign currency.
Very dumb analysis!

Spits!!! Its a pity that most Nigerians are this foolish.

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