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harakiri:
You're an embarrassment. Do you know that? You can't even type a single sentence that makes sense and the best you can do is dig up trash all over the net and spam nairaland with copy and paste unsolicited quotes. Just hope the moderators haven't seen this yet.

You took over from me. I got tired of the du.mb 4ck. My cousin once said: "Do not argue with a fo.ol. He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience."

I just found a respect for the indian army. It shows their level of development. Did you hear that the army was investigating and that "the soldier would be taken to task"?. And the other military guy slapping his colleague to pacify the girl? It is not a sign of weakness, it is a sign of maturity. They know they were at fault.

Nwanynaakwaakwainaakwaakwashinaokukogiyiriakwanaeluakwaikwaraakwa? - woman that is crying, are you crying that your chicken laid an egg on the bed you just made?

Since una dey joke, make I join una.

globexl:
sorry deadie

It's ok bro

sexkillz:
[size=19pt]DO MUTATIONS OR NATURAL SELECTION PRODUCE NEW SPECIES? [/size]

You are an obvious retard. I wouldn't waste time on you anymore.

Theory of the survival of the fittest has more to do with changing environment (diseases) and competition for scarce resources. But as higher beings with resources, emotions and reason, we can make collective sacrifice. I don't know if that could be said of you. And, would you attribute altruism to God?

M.oron, if you work out the probabilities of all the particles in the universe interacting, you will know that it is such a big deal. By the way, DNA isn't perfect. If it were, there would be no mutations, diseases, etc. Or couldn't your God have made it better?

sexkillz:
[size=19pt]ATHEISTS & EVOLUTIONISTS!!! IF HUMANS DESCEND FROM INFERIOR MONKEYS, WHY DID NOT A SINGLE SUPERIOR APE-MAN SURVIVE? [/size]

The superior ape man will be me, the inferior one seems to be you. Hopefully, your descendants will evolve faster than you

sexkillz:
[size=19pt]ATHEISTS!!! WHY DO ANIMALS AND PLANTS REPRODUCE ONLY ACCORDING TO THEIR KINDS??
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M.ORON, have you heard about DNA? It is that thing that tells cells how to grow. When DNA fails, the cells lose their organisation and grow without organisation. Have you also heard about cross-breeding and gene manipulation? Recently, Chinese scientist genetically engineered a cow to produce human br.east milk. Read some science book dumbo.

sexkillz:
[size=19pt]CAN SOMEONE ASK ATHEISTS HOW LIFE COULD COME FROM SOMETHING WITHOUT LIFE?
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Yea, your 'God' has life. How did he come out of something without life.

sexkillz:
[size=19pt]CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ASK ATHEISTS WHY THEY MUST QUOTE THE BIBLE IF THEY DONT BELIEVE IT? [/size]

To convince the m.orons who do that they are informed and not arguing out of ignorance.

sexkillz:
^^^ Of course i copied it Amigo! read my first sentence again! 

So why did you keep the idi.otic repetitions? Aren't you smart enough to edit it?

sexkillz:
Hmm!  Im about to post the BEST QUESTIONS I'VE READ ON ATHEISTS! Culled from the NET!

[b]1- Why don't atheists have any ORIGINAL arguments?
2- Why don't atheists do any research?
3- Why don't atheists "open-mindedly" look at research if they actually do any?
4- Why do atheists invent imaginary dialogue when trying to "prove" a point?
5- Why do atheists use "hypothetical" questions/situations & expect people to give them any credibility?
6- Why do atheists insist on quoting Biblical Scripture, when they don't believe a word of it? (That only allows for their arguments to be thrown out the window.)
7- When quoting Scripture, why do atheists ALWAYS miss the context of the passage?
8- Why do atheists resort to tactics like "changing the subject /re-directing the topic, "the straw man", (our favorite to shoot down) etc. and dragging out unnecessarily long replies with no actual answer to the question being asked?
9- Why do atheists insist it's the BELIEVER'S responsibility to "prove" God's existence, when THEY are the ones making the opposing challenge?
10- Why can't atheists provide a solid case for their refutation of Christianity?
11- Why do atheists continue to use claims, statements, arguments (etc.) made by Antony Flew, when HE openly admitted that he was wrong?
12- Why do atheists think using "big words" will make them sound more intelligent?
13- Why do atheists continue to read my questions, even though I've gone PAST 10!!?
14- If an atheist was alone in the woods, and there was nobody around to hear him/her talking, would they STILL sound like an id[i]i[/i]ot?
15- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
16- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
17- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
18- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
19- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
20- Why do atheists always prove to be such douchebags?
21- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
22- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
23- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
24- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
25- Did the atheists even catch the douche bag reference?
26- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
27-Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
28- If you're an atheist, why are you STILL reading this?
29 - ANSWER to #28; Because you're looking for the TRUTH, & you realize it's out there somewhere, but you haven't found it yet. (Let me also refer you to question # 25.)
30- Why do atheists insist WE need to provide "Original" claims, beliefs, statements, arguments, (etc.) when THEY all sling the same old crap that's been passed from atheist generation to atheist generation?
31- STILL HERE?
32- You MUST be desperate for SOMETHING! Is it for an answer? Or is it for something to make fun of, concerning my list?
33- Here's something funny, an atheist!
34- Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They expect GOD to do it, to "PROVE" he exists.
35- How much longer are you going to read this list of 10 questions
36- I knew you’d read this one too! You atheists are SOOOO predictable.
37- Now I'm having fun,  these aren't even questions anymore!
38- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
39- #38 WAS a question
40- Can you PROVE you're an atheist?
41- This is too easy.
42- Why do atheists make claims, & statements, but never give evidence to back them up?
43- Why do atheists always answer questions with more questions?
44- Why are THOSE questions even more ridiculous than the original claim or question they asked?
45- Why do atheists use the same arguments over & over?
46- Why are atheists STILL reading this
47- Why do atheists only accept “scientific evidence” selectively based on whether or not they think it works in their favor?
48- Is it stupidity, or ignorance?
49- Why will the atheists continue to use the same old arguments over & over & over when they get mad enough to respond to this list?
50- Woohoo! 50 questions / proofs that atheism is for morons! Think I'm wrong? Just ask around. Ask Richard Dawkins for advice if you'd like. I don't care. He's an id[i]i[/i]ot too.
Have fun with this list because, all you'll end up doing is making yourself look even more uneducated if you try to mock it.[/b]

You are the biggest M.ORON because you have repeated some sentences and counted them as being different. Can you read? I bet you copied this crap from somewhere and was unable to read it. Here is one, composed by someone else, which should make sense to any rational being.


[b]"Top Eleven Signs You're a Christian:"

11- You believe in a book (New Testament) that was written 80 years after your
Messiah died by men who never met him, but continuously deny modern science
books.

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that
people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune
God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities"
attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how
God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and
ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including
women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods
sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit
impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to
life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in
their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of
those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -
will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your
religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to
convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in
"tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove"
Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to
answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the
Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.[/b]

harakiri:
Actually, he's supposed to be a Jewish guy from Nazareth who miraculously looks like the American movie star (Adrian Brody) and his "followers" expect he'll show up in the sky wearing shiny white robes with a diamond studded blingy crown on his head with a battalion of angels having chicken wings on their backs and riding on horses that actually race on AIR!

Talk about the height of delusion to the MAX! ! !

The Jewish one should be the one they call Jesus, I was asking about his father, the one they call God. He should have a race. They always paint him to be this white dude with the sun always shinning behind him

benodic:
@ poster,

i have a lot of respect for atheists. people like them are the ones moving the frontiers of knowledge forward in this world. they are courageous and fearless.

there is nothing absolutely wrong in asking for prove about the existence of God. but one should direct that question not to other people but to God itself.

ask boldly and ask fearlessly for God to prove that It does exist to you. if It does then your experience becomes your authority and not whatever any religious person is telling you. go ahead and challenge God.

Man, I have challenged him many times, for nearly 3 decades, but he is yet to show himself. Have you seen him yet? Is he really White and tall as they paint him to be?

tEsLim:
God should descend a big bible from heavens for everyone to read. God authorized VERSION of the hit book #1 selling story titled "The Holy Bible" I'll believe him instantly.  But unfortunately that dude is a coward.  He's the most selling fictional character and world most popular imaginary friend!

So true

There is no basis to believe in religion/ a supernatural being. The ONLY reason people believe in 'God' is because of what lies they have been fed from 'holy books'. No one has seen god, the all 'powerful God' is either weak to prevent natural disasters or mean enough to let it happen. Religious nut jobs will always give you the 'everything happens for a reason' line.

Come, why una no dey write real names?

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Ibo kwenu ![/quote]IGBO you du.mb 4ck.

xynerise:
You guys are saying these because u are just looking at it from only a personal decision and concern. But have u ask what damages it causes in the society? Pls dont mix western civilization with Nigeria cultures. Indecent dressing is one of the reason for rap.e. Dont think it is only those that are too religious can talk about what is morally wrong. When u see a prostitut.e on the road what gave u the impression she is a prostitut.e? Her dressing of course. Trousers is never indecent if it doesnt bring out your real skin our or probably allows your butt to shake like bubbles. My sisters wear trousers but not the one that can make them look like prostitut.es. Pls I am not claiming holy man but I am saying what is morally wrong. Besides many schools in Nigeria are against indecent dressing.

You just proved my point. Your sister wears trousers and you think it is decent, right? Well, governor Jang of Plateau state thinks that it isn't. Don't mix Western civilisation with Nigerian culture? Man, you are ignorant. Have you seen traditional Igbo dancers, their attire and how they shake their waist? Tell me they learnt that from Britain. Your sister will probably get stoned if she is to serve in one of the extreme Northern states wearing your 'decent' trousers. You guys live in the past. And you use provocative dressing to justify rap.e? Man, you are a complete m.oron. Have you been to Europe, or America? Have you seen the dressing in summer? Do they have increased rap.e in summer relative to winter? A rap.ist is an animal, even if your victim was walking around na.ked. Yes, many Nigerian schools are against 'indecent' dressing, but where do they rank academically in the world? My cousin told me when this was happening in ABSU and how students were being prevented from entering the campus because of their dressing. I felt ashamed, not just because it means we have complete i.diots running a state institution, but also because most students seem to welcome it! An undergraduate who passed entrance exams to the university is adjudged not fit to make decision on what clothes to wear to class? Schools have turned to religious institutions with little focus on scientific research and learning. Better to shut up than speak and prove to the rest of the world how ignorant and backward you are on issues.

Nigeria will only develop when we start demanding more from our leaders, split into different groups and eliminate the religious wackos.

Law against indecent dressing? This is the kind of topic raised and supported either by religious nut jobs or borderline i.diots. Here is why. What will you define as 'indecent' dressing and where will you blur the line? I read that the governor of Plateau state banned wearing trousers in government institutions, do you consider trousers to be indecent? What you consider 'decent' in Lagos will probably get you flogged in Sokoto. An adult woman is old enough to decide what to wear and does not need someone else to make that decision for her, it is HER body. A Nigerian public official went to the UN to promote this idea and was humbled by a speaker from Jamaica. This is the kind of thing that occupy people who does not have better things to invest their time in.

This guy is a complete a$$. His parents would not go hold a traditional marriage without his consent. And what does he mean it was just a traditional marriage, doesn't he recognize traditional marriage? I think every man or woman has the right to a divorce, but to have a traditional marriage and then 2 kids from the marriage and claim the whole thing was an affair is simply disgusting. He is a disgrace.

femmy2010:
a though one indeed.
Her purported cry in Ibo Language got me laughing.

IGBO r*tard!

lepasharon:
caats are unclean!! your not supposed 2 eat anythin with paws,the old testament laws are nt done away with!

Another religious wacko. They seem to be everywhere.

Chei, I have eaten assorted meat like snakes, frogs, insects, monkeys, dogs, vulture (only once), millipede, but no cat yet. This roasted cat with its tongue sticking out got me salivating

If you believe in God, then you must know that this is the REAL Jesus. If you doubt me, tell me why.

globexl:
Interesting topic indeed.
Now to those that say the existence of life and all the wonders of the universe show that it had to be designed and created by god, let me briefly agree with you just for the sake of this argument. If we accept that the universe was designed and created by a singular entity, god,then a deeper question arises. Who created god? and who created the creator of god ? and on and on and on. Unless, god also created himself, as I have often  heard them claim. If there is one god, then why not too, and if there are two , then why not three or an entire clan? The religious folks often say that god is a mystery, and thats why we cannot understand his ways. Fine. BUt If that is so, then religion is redundant, superflous and highly irrelevant.
If god is a mystery, then why not employ the scientic or empirical method in the search for god?  

It is worthy of note that the authors and later editors of the holy books did not know what an atom was and did not understand that germs were the causes of disease and death. It is also worthy of note that the ancient hebrews worshipped a variety of gods contrary to what is commonly portrayed.  they worshipped, Baal, Ashtera, Lillith(the queen of heaven) as well as yahweh. It may shock you to know that the ancient jewish rabbis considered the foursome a family, with Yahweh as the father, Ashtera as the mother, Baal was the son and Lillith was the daughter. It was during the time of Elijah that the Yawehist declared war and attempted to stamp out the worship of the other three dieties. (first recorded case of religious intolerance). From that period on , the yahwehist gained control of the preisthood ,and naturally, they wrote scriptures  from their own point of view , eversince .

The bibble  has numerous and repeated references of multiple deities competing for power. The older scriptures mention, several canaanite deities such as  Adoni, El, El Elion, El Shadai(god of the mountain) and Yahweh. Modern  revisions and editions(??)( can a mortal revise and edit the supposed word of an all-knowing and infallible god?) have removed the names of these different dieties by simply compressing them into a singular LORD GOD ALMIGHTY. Very clever indeed.

It is also worthy of note that when a people are conquered, the god of the conquerers become the supreme diety and the god of the conquered people becomes the demon.

Chai my brother, Science bless you for the bolded . I have posted this numerous times. Why is this God better than Amadioha, Sango, Osun, etc? Because we were conquered and enslaved and had to adopt the religion of the conquering power. Not that I believe in any deity, but their God and Amadioha belong to the same category: imaginations of the ancient man.

tweeze:
men of little faith, dude were is your faith, movie fictions i guess caused all this, i wish it was in those days when he answers with fire from heaven directly, he might have burn your Bottom by now, am so angry with this nigga, lemmy ask u, what do u think your preaching huh, giving the world a picture of an octopus, to worship, look if u cant find your God thats left 4 u, i dnt know why them anti christ mess themselvs up all the time with silly question like this, tell me why u think your breathing right now?

Tales by moonlight

Sam7:
@deadie - I am so shocked that your response to my comments seem like that of a primary school student. If you followed my comments very well you will understand that my point was that per time and in every age man had a limitation in his knowledge and tried to increase it by research. Research upon research renders previous research conclusions that so many people had accepted wrong. For example, many years ago, the entire world believed the earth was flat! All the scientists of those days believed that and didn't change until men like Galileo disagreed and said it was round. [/b]Albert Einstein defines the Law of Gravity but technically didn't we all know that whatever goes up come down? What does that tell you? [b]Simply that a scientist will forever be limited by his research and its methods and conclusions. He can never go beyond what he knows. The scientist just like you is looking for a physical creator just like he has found how to make a plane (how do you even think he knew how to in the first place?)but will never get any physical evidences beyond the ones littered around for him to see. And you keep writing about scientists and their hypothesis with the proofs. These proofs come from what has already been created! They only use what they see around to explain what they don't understand or are trying to understand. [b]Anyone of us can do the same if we patiently applied our hearts the way they did to those things. [/b]But of course how do you prove a God you cannot see? Definitely until you see Him! That is the position of the scientist! He just doesn't think it is enough to conclude on the basis of all that has been created. He will rather call it nature, surprisingly referring to nature as though it were animate. THINK DEADIE, THINK and don't just follow someone else's conclusions.

@all4naija - I am done trying to explain simple things to you. You still don't understand simple things that are based on hardcore LOGIC! I have not yet written that the DNA is supernatural, I have simply asked you for the origin of such a complex language as the DNA which the so called heralded scientists of yours have recently discovered! You have not provided an answer. I have asked if intelligence emanates from unintelligence and you have not answered. You keep trying to avoid these questions of logic. Can you please answer them and stop making opinions not based on common sense! A design is carried out, isn't it? Oh sorry that is too much for you to understand.

And religious nut jobs like you wanted to kill him when he found out that the world was round. Did you know he was made to renounce his findings by the Catholic Church/religious wackos? At least scientists admit their limited knowledge, and carry out research to better their understanding and predict things. Religious wackos believe everything is caused by God, even the earthquakes and Tsunamis are caused by the evil creature. No doubt, anyone is capable of being a scientist, unless of course you have been blinded by lies told over generations. The only thing you offer about your God is his cloak of secrecy.