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Dminister:
The guy is blinded by unavailable true love. Obviously the woman doesn’t love him, She just want to be using him like a slave.

He should go and ask other guys how to make oyibo woman to love, loyal and respect a black man. E think say na ordinary eyes guys they use. Person wey suppose go meet Baba make dem give am me and you forever beeds make him wear am for him waist take fvck nonsense from the oyibo woman body. I swear she go loyal to you with so much respect forever. Make him dey there dey do like mugu.

"Unavailable true love".....I disagree with you. Michael was not smart enough.
Michael wanted to play "green card" game but he was not smart enough. No matter how you plan your "Japa" moves when it comes to clinching for marriage, their society doesn't joke with their women. You can't play their women and go Scot free.
Another issue with Michael is that, he was not expecting that the whole journey will go far. He entered into it and he couldn't pull out again. What he was benefiting from Angela could not make him pull out.
Michael used to be a thin guy na.....but now meat don full his neck. 😂 😂 😂

But seriously, God punish poverty. That's just the bottom line of Michael's story.

Omoawoke:
Is this show real

Very real......overreal sef dey worry am.

Abi you wan try am? No Bleep up like Michael o
😂 😂 😂

22o62021:
Michael saw all the reds flags during TLC and still went ahead to marry her.

Don't mind him.
Michael didn't play the game well. From the first episode on TLC, Angela has always been the dominant. I'm still wondering what Michael was thinking when he married his abusive "Mom". Most of Michael's interviews has been in fear. His speech always portrays "fear". Angela is like pain in his ass...he still went ahead and marry her. I knew the marriage won't go any length. Angela has always been in the center of it all and Michael shouldn't have expected something less than that. She gives the money, she pays the bills, etc.
Come to think of it: Angela is the temperamental type and Michael is more reserved. If you have been following when they started, it took a long time before Michael could look into Angela's eyeballs. At a point when they started, Michael almost used "ma" for Angela but he corrected himself.
Michael was caged by fear, culture(which includes respect for Elders), low self-esteem, inexperienced in managing a relationship with other race, etc. Their society over there doesn't care about culture, respect, value, etc.
Michael should have known some basic things before plunging.

God will help Michael...cos the guy never Sabi the Opetu wey im don enter.

Na that EFCC and ICPC sweet me pass.
Those ICPC guys are not doing anything.

O ti lor.....far far!!

Metrix147:
Previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/8014305/27-year-old-man-kills-father-abia



Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/update-police-confirm-killing-of-57-year-old-abia-man-by-son-suspect-to-be-arraigned/

After doing the money rituals, he will now relocate to Lagos and be calling himself "Developer"...... importation and exportation business.

Someone should please tell MTN to remove that message.
Eagles no dey fly go anywhere........we gather dey together!

gaby:
The cursed soul deserves a castration.

Exactly!!

oz4real83:
We should learn to differentiate between "prophecy" and "prediction". Most of the people we call prophets are just making predictions

Don't mind them.
Prophets wey don stake and put money on "correct scores" . The prediction don cast las las
😂 😂

I will just switch off my phone and enjoy my meal......I no fit kill myself.

naptu2:
https://thenationonlineng.net/im-not-a-kidnapper-but-an-armed-robber-says-abuja-notorious-kidnapper/

Na become say Dem no take beatings redesign your face.....you still get mouth to talk.

dre11:
— Two suspects arrested



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/01/ondo-civil-servant-slumps-dies-in-hotel-after-s3x-romp-with-girlfriend/

3 gunshots salute to our fallen Hero who died in active service....

Goalnaldo:
Yesterday was the first time I watched this years AFCON and boy, Nigeria where playing rubbish

They always play Rubbish but I think luck has always been friendly to them.

devilmaycry:
He might be falsely accused.
Some people may just want to bring him down.

But if he is guilty. Uncle blokos should be burnt

True! He might be falsely accused but in most cases, the so called "Men of God" has a kind of "congregational immunity"(according to my English.... laughs). Most church members are being brainwashed in Nigeria, even Africa. Even when a so called "Man of God" is commiting sins or doing the wrong thing , congregation will still be thinking he or she is being led the the Holy Spirit. Call any member to testify against their pastor in church, they won't. They don't even know scriptures but they only do what their pastor tells them to do. Instead, they build " wall of Jericho" around their pastors and shield him like a god.
There was a scenario sometimes ago in a WhatsApp group chat. A Pastor's daughter of about 2 years mistakenly typed "gfshhdjhdhejhegggvvfx" and group members started responding "I claim it", "amen","it is done", etc. They thought pastor was speaking in tongues and he was in the spirit.
.......many things about all these "men of God " Sha.

HRMK:
HOW MANY OF SUCH CRIMINALS HAVE BEEN KILLED IN LAST TWO OR THREE DECADES?NONE!THEY RESUME TAKING FREE FOOD AT THE CELLS WHILE THE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS CONTINUE CONTINUE TO LIVE IN HUNGER!!

Oil dey your head!!
People don't really know the game behind all these "death sentence" palava.
At times they will go and look for those awaiting trials for donkey years or forgotten ones or those without connection or something and swap them with the original criminals.
Nigeria na PlayStation.....if you know, you know!

Naija my country!
When rich commits crime, poor will be swapped and they will be sent to jail or be given death sentence.
When rich commits crime, their names will not be mentioned. The poor on the other hand will have their names written boldly on newspaper headlines.
Rich sees money and power and immunity to get away with crime but poor is always the pawn in the game like chess.
Rich fuels the judiciary with money and fame but poor cannot breath in the atmosphere of intimidation.

omoredia:
In Africa the people that cause the problem will also claim to have found the solution

Don't mind them...

Biodun556:
https://www.legit.ng/business-economy/energy/1574208-proud-dangote-refinery-chooses-distributor-marketers-line-enrol/#:~:text=The%20seven%20significant%20marketers%20include,Total%20Nigeria%2C%20and%20NNPC%20Retail.

Mr.Dangote, your address don dey plenty pass letter. Leave all these stories and start the real distribution business. All these marketers have enrolled since last year and it's not a breaking news.

BrodaBenad:
How can this be illegal mining?
in the centre of a city

Something is fishy

There's even a crater like the one formed from a dropped bomb

Don't believe anything in this Country....... NIGERIA IS A PLAYSTATION!!!
Something is not only fishy but meaty and crayfishy.

TheBrotherhood:
Now you may swallow your bride?

Vampire kiss
E con be like say the guy wan suck blood.

Authoreety:
We need results not showbiz

I dey tell you.
The question is : Is it necessary to showcase all these? This idea is not even a security ethic. You don't reveal your strategies to enemies.
NYPD will never show their drones or equipments to the public.

Odewaleadesoye:


DAILY POST

Seun don "Association of Attention seekers".....
What 'weed' cannot do, does not exist!

TheBrotherhood:
Just a question?

The biggest mistake anyone can make is putting me in charge of meat to fry 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Even ripe plantain.....as I dey peel am, I dey chop am before frying.

HopeSpencer:
Political appointees always see their posts as opportunities to make money. It seems Tinubu wants to change the narrative.

Exactly!!
Another thing is that most of these guys worked for the previous administration and there's a need for another person to occupy the office. "Chop dey go your house make another pesin chop" thing.

Botragelad:
Source:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.timesofindia.com/india/indian-navy-vigilant-on-hijacked-ship-with-indian-crew-near-somalia/amp_articleshow/106562196.cms

I think Indian is up to something these days. This would be like 3rd time in the last 12months. The have even increased their military budget lately. Something is cooking.

Glimpsetv:
Nigeria is absent from the list as PornHub reveals the top 20 countries by viewership in 2023. Grateful for Christ, we appreciate our journey towards a closer connection with God.

Ukraine wey dey fight war still dey watch porn
😂 😂 😂
Gallant Ukrainians on pornhub!!

AderonkeOlaniyi:
Thunder fire Reno Omokiri blockos!!!

Make una no blame Reno
Reno don stake high and na Manchester United match cut the ticket.....E dey pain am
😂 😂 😂

[quote author=Totilopussylick post=127763915]I wonder o ...
Reno don stake high but one game don cut the ticket......e dey pain am. 😂 😂

Dilijingsly:
Just two babies, the breast are now skiny, i don't want to cheat on my wife. What must i do to make it firm or even bigger.

File Photo used for illustration

I won't say anything until you post the picture of your wife's chest.
Let us analyse her chest for possible solutions.
#Botched
#Botched
#Botched

athaboi:
Foolish Nigeria security agency without good training.... what exactly were they doing there without proper caution for possible danger considering the deadly position of boko Haram. And he was busy taking pictures to go and post on social media... this are the people you are waiting for to come and secure Nigeria??

So if the deceased were to be your brother, you would have said this right?

Blame FG for not funding security with adequate equipments like Explosive/landmine detector, surveillance 3D land drones, Anti-explosives wear, etc.
If there is a provision for adequate funding of military and paramilitary to get necessary field equipments, training will be inevitable.
At least before military or paramilitary squads will go to red-zone , land robotic drones would have gone their first to detect landmines or explosives while the force squad maintain a safe distance like 50meters and above.

nairalandkachy1:
https://leadership.ng/tcn-confirms-destruction-of-3-towers-on-maiduguri-damaturu-line/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2Ve4WwzouTwiGYG6XDF-SN62OfHchv0IX1iMMPe5Q_7oFt3fx3zUl7Nxg

Pix of late nscdc personnel

This is the more reason why Northern part of Nigeria will always be backward in everything, including their indigenes.
They keep destroying amenities that would have given them what is takes to see the world. They will now come out and start crying that FG is segregating them.

R.I.P to Nuru....rest on gallant!