₦airaland Forum

OlawaleBammie:
Ok, with the thought that I will be traveling for the yuletide vacation very soon, so I went to a vendor to get some items to cook my usual concoction rice, everything were going smoothly (tho not as expected) until I was given this baby skumbia for 1k..

Normal normal wetin dey for this one body wey a wan eat biko?? I just kuku buy four eggs join to augment the package


My fellow concoctionists please update me, e don red reach like this for ur cribs??

This fish na 1k?
Na wa o!
Jesus Christ must have thought of Nigeria in John 19:27 when he said ".......it is finished".
Nigeria don finish 😂 😂
Na to date mammy water sure pass o....make we dey see fish chop
😂 😂 😂

GreaterFuture:
Why is this interior minister Olubunmi Tunji ojo always receiving serious praises everytime online, as if things are actually working excellent, whereas they are not?
Specifically regarding getting international passports, fast smoothly, without paying a single bribe... the key area that most of us masses are concerned with

OTO made serious changes in the last 4months in all nooks of Ministry of Interior. If Nigerians are not getting results in respect to International passport processing and issuance, they won't praise him. Of all the current ministers in BAT's cabinet, OTO stands out.
What is your point exactly? Share your experience or what you feel is not right.
I read his achievement in the past few months. He has been able to create Walk-in centers in some countries where passport renewal has been difficult. I have seen people talking about getting their passports renewed in less than 12days, and they paid the normal fee. You can't rule out the corrupt immigration officials and OTO is not a witch that will see everything. He is even accessible. You can send a direct message to him on X and he will respond.

If person dey do well, make we talk am na. We are all humans with shortcomings.


Kindly tell us your experience(s).

TruthsFM:
More Hardship Looms For Nigerians As DisCos Set To Increase Electricity Tariff On Jan 1

While the pains of fuel subsidy removal still linger, the confusion surrounding a planned electricity tariff increment starting from January 1, 2024 has compounded the worries.

It was gathered that the officials of the Nigeria’s Electricity Distribution Companies (DisCos) held a virtual emergency meeting recently to formalise and perfect the planned tariff increase.

A source in one of the DisCos, who claimed anonymity, confirmed the development to Daily Trust on Sunday.

The source said: “All has been perfected for the new tariff to take effect from the first of January, 2024.

It is now left for various electricity distribution companies to enlighten their customers on new developments.”

The source said the National Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC) had already invited distribution companies for a meeting on the development.
He expressed fear that while it is mandatory for electricity distribution companies to regularly evaluate tariffs every six months, the recent increase would meet customers’ dissatisfaction.

“In fact, we were perturbed by the short notice and how we would reach out to our customers about the increase,” he said.
Asked how much the increase would be, the source said, “No idea so far, but the uncertainty has put us in a difficult situation.”

Recall that in November 2023, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu stopped the implementation of the electricity tariff, insisting on a power sector subsidy.

Speaking on Tinubu’s directive on electricity tariff hikes, the Minister of Power, Adebayo Adelabu, said, “The power sector is an industry that is very sensitive to any leader.

“You cannot jump overnight and implement the cost-reflective tariff. I can tell you that till today, the government still subsidises power”.



https://www.osundefender.com/more-hardship-looms-for-nigerians-as-discos-set-to-increase-electricity-tariff-on-jan-1/

Haaa.... again?
Na wa o!!

billionman:
How much of it will get to those who actually needs it?

Hmmmm..... that's a billion dollar question.
Senators/Reps and state Governors will hijack it and that ends it.
I pray God will help this country.

Omooba77:
Nigeria –

1. The wind is blowing (ask God to allow the wind to blow you good).

2. Things will get worse before it gets better in 2024.

3. Because the wind is blowing, some serious secrets would come into the open.

Individuals –

4. There are some people who would start the year as nothing (nobody) but become significant before the end of the year.

5. There will be many opportunities this year, so get ready to grab them.

International –

There will be divine intervention in those places that are hot.

There would be quite medical breakthroughs in areas like cancer, asthma, hypertension, and sugar diabetes.

Most especially that cancer, I pray science will find a meaningful breakthrough to the cure.

kevwemike:
How I wish the world can come together to take Iran out, the world we expirence some peace.

I dey tell you.

Iran has become another strong bone in the throat of the high ranking Military countries of the world. They have increased their supplies of military weapons to Russia in recent times.
Those Iranians are so bad to the extent that they manufactures drones in their sitting rooms like Rice and beans.


I pray for peace in the world.

dre11:
…as NGF chair, Abdulrazaq, Makinde visit late gov’s wife, family



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/12/drama-as-akeredolus-daughter-orders-journalists-to-leave-fathers-residence/amp/

I can understand their pain. It's not easy to vacate government's house with all those enjoyment. Most especially those freebies they have been enjoying in the last 7years.

R. I.P. to Akeredolu

azadus18:
Vanity

All is vanity.....

Village people will never rest......
Before you Japa, please try and pray to God and stay fervent in prayers. Do you know why?
The village people don't need data subscriptions, Google Map/GPS or satellite to monitor your movement.
How can you struggle to get out of Nigeria and hustle abroad, and then all of a sudden you ruined everything?
Hmmmmm.....

Commit your ways into God's hand and He will direct your path.

Zonefree:
Must be skit.

No African mother will reject a successful son unless she's a witch.

The joy of every mother is to see her sons progress.


So, a 22 year old 200 level student should be broke and poor in Nigeria?
I bought my first land in 300 level.

This is the problem with Nigerians. The reason police profile a young boy driving a car as yahoo boy.

Young boys are making money without yahoo. Yahoo is not the only means of making money online.

As a student, learn a skill while studying. Don't always depend on your parents.

You can only speak for yourself.
The mother knows the kind of son she gave birth to more than anyone.
Things dey happen.......

GoodLUCK Ebele Jonathan was a serving deputy Governor and became Governor all of a sudden.....
LUCKY Aiyedatiwa used to be a serving deputy Governor but now a Governor within 24hours.

If you don't Gerrit, forget abourrit.......

Fear those who has LUCK(Y) as prefix or Suffix name.
😂 😂 😂

asiwajuMANDATE1:
Anothr goodluck jonathan loading

I dey tell you ..
GooLUCK Ebele Jonathan
LUCKY Aiyedatiwa
A Governor must die whenever LUCKY or LUCK is deputy governor.
Fear those who are named with either prefix or suffix name called LUCKY or LUCK
😂 😂 😂

muyico:
Old layer 4k
? ? ? ?

Old layers dey sweet Sha. I like am pass broilers.

Tranquillity360:
If you no understand then the comment is not for you.


The comment didn't just fall from sky,They will understand,I mean those yorubas that tagged Kaduna bombing by Nigeria soldiers as Igbos bombing Northerners because they thought it was lead by Igbo man.

That means my statement is still valid.
My opinion is:
Let us stop all the comments that stirs up hatred. We don't have to link kaduna attack or plateau massacre to either Yorubas or Igbos or Hausas or soldiers/Military from any tribe orchestrating blah blah blah...... A life is a life no matter the tribe!! All lives matters.

I understand the angle you are coming from but don't allow what is flying on social media platforms to sink into your good state of mind. Lies flying around, circulation of gossips all in the name of money, etc. Filter it!!

One of those critical things right now in Nigeria is Security. I pray our government will look into this and strengthen the security architectures.

I feel sad when innocent life is being taken matter the tribe.

God will help us in this country.

kilisi:
Good day friends and trust we are coping with the current state of things

I plan to resign from my current job by the end of February 2024 so that I can go into full time agriculture. That's my discipline from school anyway.

I've been able to raise just 1 million naira within a year and 2 months and the plan is to plant cassava and maize on a 12 acre farmland I'm about to secure.

6k per acre of land

I also plan to use about an acre for planting pepper and tomatoes.

I hope I'm not making a hasty decision by resigning from my job soon.

That's a good one! Be your own boss!
You have critically looked into the pros and cons of resigning from your current job and going in to full time agriculture, please go ahead.
Make sure you plan it very well, considering the security and proximity. For instance,Herdsmen activities can be very annoying, most especially when they invade your farm. Just be careful and prayerful.
In all, you are about to take the best decision.
I see you making it in big in 2024!
Stay blessed!!

Tranquillity360:
Where the yoruba soldiers.






Is it only to bomb innocent Northerners they sabi

Please try and grow up beyond your age when it comes to common sense.
Innocent Nigerians are being Massacred and this has nothing to do with tribe. Until we stop this tribalism slavery, Religion sentiments, political division,etc....we can't make headway in building a better Nigeria.
Even your comment is confusing, I don't understand your English.
"Where the Yoruba soldiers"...."Is it only to bomb innocent Northerners they Sabi" ........ What's the point exactly? Is plateau state not in the Northern part of Nigeria?
Let me understand you bikko so that I can withdraw my statement.
God bless Nigeria!!

nonhuman:
I bought this chicken today for 6k
Merry Xmas

Na female chicken.... that's why it's cheap
😂 😂..

Mrnakeina:
I heard chicken is going for 17k in Lagos.
Do you know how many fathers are heart broken cos they can't afford it for Christmas?

Honestly, I don't know when this "Christmas chicken" mentality will stop in Africa, mostly Nigeria.
Chicken na by force on Christmas day? If na stock fish a family can afford, fantastic!!! If na fish , pomo, snake meat, etc.......it tastes great!!
2 days ago my neighbor's son refused to wash his dad's car because the man has not bought chicken. The whole thing was planned with their mom. I just dey laff. Christmas chicken palava is even a poor man mentality, rich people eats chicken any other day...they are not freaked! It's high time Nigerians drop "Christmas chicken" mentality and think big!!
If you no chop chicken this year, you go chop am next year or any other day in 2024.
Make anybody no go kpai because of chicken.

lonikit:
I graduated since 2016 and yet I have no job. I have tried all I could do, I apply for all the fg jobs but all effort proved abortive. This problem has kept me single because I don't want to make my wife and kids go through untold suffering. And I am getting older. Please I need advice on what biz I can do with 1million naira. Somebody promised to help me with the money. Please help me think of a profitable BIZ.

I think you should try foodstuffs business.
For instance , you can get a bag of Ijebu Gaari at the rate 27k or thereabouts and you can make profit of 10-15k(depending on the patronage). Get good customers who will not buy on credit. Go the nearest settlement and meet those frying Gaari directly, not retailers who sells it in shop. Also Rice, beans, etc.
You can also try importing/exporting biz.
For instance,check out www.nigeriansexporters.com. They will guide you on importation business.


The truth is, agriculture/food business moves faster these days. Before anyone would think of buying any item in the house, food will always come first. Both the rich and poor eats and they all answer "tummy call".

God will will give you grace and favour to make it big in life.
Cheers!!

Don't show the video. I repeat.... don't post the video link!

Nairaland has not fully recovered from the media-mishap that happened last week. 😂 😂 😂
Don't post things that will give Seun high BP.
They are seriously monitoring Nairaland......if you know, you know!!

Vinnie2000:
What's your Opinion?
Will God answer her Prayer? 🤔🤔


Mine: He will Likely NOT.😌
Couldn't she have gone home to Change her outfit?😒

Yes!!
Bible tells us that the ways and thoughts of God are different from that of men. We humans judge by physical appearance but God looks beyond that, even to the content and motives of our hearts.
If the motives of her heart is right, God will answer.

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKHiYIsEkvU?si=-872dNVKuNDllMQg

"If I come to this world"......where is this presently?

I can give you rice, noodles and every other food items .....but not my Ijebu Gaari! I dey keep am pass my ATM cards. 😂 😂 😂.
Even if I eat the most delicious meal on planet Earth, I will balance the equation with Ijebu Gaari plus GNut and chilled H2O.

Opanka44:
Happy Sunday to everyone here.
I've been with this Beautiful lady for two solid years. She comes to see me every weekend, cooks for me and she's being exceptionally Nice to me. She kindhearted. The major issue that causes conflict between us is her constant communication with some other guys. Some guys call her everyday like they are dating. She keeps insisting that there's nothing between herself and those guys, and that they are just Toasters. I believe that if u actually Respect your man, and he tells u he isn't comfortable with some certain behavior, you'd change. This is a very serious relationship which we plan to settle down together in two years time. I have seen her WhatsApp chats with some of these guys.
I have never had a Penetrative sex with her, except MouthAction. She claims she's a virgin. She's 28yrs of age. I've told her countless times to allow me find out by myself so I can be sure. I suck her pussy but she wouldn't allow me dip my fingers into her, anytime she notices I want to dip my fingers, she will move away. She will close her legs so tightly & ask me to mount her & insert my Dick around the hole so I can release. She asks me to stimulate her clitoris to make her cum, but I can't confirm her claim of virginity. I even asked her to dip her own fingers into it, so I can watch to see if the fingers can go in, but she doesn't. I'm really very worried and confused. I feel like I'm being played and dribbled here. I feel like I'm a fool. She has continued to SWEAR IN GOD'S NAME AND HER LATE FATHER'S GRAVE that she's a virgin. I am so so CONFUSED.
I know she loves me, but I feel she's seeing someone else and also lying about her Virginity. I'm not even bothered about any woman been a virgin or not. I just want a peaceful, good and accommodating lady.
Elders pls help me out

Snap the Kpekus and post the picture here.......then, we analyse it and tell you the result.

naptu2:
The CAF Awards ceremony holds at the Palais des Congrès, Movenpick, Marrakech, Morocco at 6:30pm today (Nigerian time). Nigerians have been nominated in the following categories.

Team Osimhen!
#VictorOsimhen
Osimhen all the way!

To all Aston Villa fans......Waka!!!
Una no allow us win.
😂 😂 😂

Emma1Oj:
U done dey c as hey dey go abi..?

Two more goals from Villa is coming shortly. Stay calm

Hope still dey........ 😂 😂.
Arsenal go win this match.
Pls remember is in your prayers 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Up Gunners!!!

This match is a "narrow escape" for Liverpool FC.
Congrats to Liverpool.

Our own na 6:30pm.....up Gunners!!!

wunmi590:
Good morning N'Landers,

I woke up early and I was hungry, I needed to step down before main food will be ready, the only small small food I've at home is cereal for my babies, I'm not really interested in that..

I checked home no milo again and we have few milk at home so I decided to go and but things I can quickly consume..

1. Bread×2 🍞 (₦2,000)
2. Milo =N1,800
3. Three crown milk = ₦450
4. Blue band butter = ₦1,000
5. Dangote sugar = ₦400

Behold ₦5,650 well spent, I took ₦6,000 in my pocket out and I came back with ₦350...

Na Nigeria Jesus Christ dey reason on the cross of Calvary......."It is finished"
Before before in that year, 2k go buy all these items.

Racoon:
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7932330/rhoda-jatau-languishes-prison-after

Nigerian Woman, Rhoda Jatau Regains Freedom From Bauchi Prison After 18 Months Over Video Condemning Deborah Samuel’s Murder

https://saharareporters.com/2023/12/09/nigerian-woman-rhoda-jatau-regains-freedom-bauchi-prison-after-18-months-over-video

If I were Rhoda, I will just relocate from Bauchi state to another state far from the North.
Those Idiots will still go after her and family if she remains in the North.

Domaining101:
Will i be charged for crime if i rape an armed robber in my house? Or can i use any force i wish upon the person?

Let's start from here: what gender are you?