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God bless your wife. I like her. Please send me her number make I continue from where you stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Na you dey complain na.
Even me like this still dey watch cartoons.
What if your wife wife is a "couch potato" to Telemundo and ZeeWorld?
Your wife no dey cheat on you, you dey Bleep her, she dey take care of home and kids, etc.......God bless your wife!!!
Pls buy penguins of Madagascar, coco, vivo, etc....make she dey watch.

immortalcrown:
She is diligent in performing her duties but you have headache over her cartoon? Must you complain? Tụfịakwa!

I even though I would read that food burns in the kitchen and she forgets to bath because of cartoon.

Oil dey your head!!
You dey Bleep your wife, the woman dey cook for you, she dey take care of kids, etc...... wetin con remain?
I like the woman wife .....God bless her.

This man na G.O.A.T......
Legend of the DICKers!!!
😂 😂

Exceed15:
She died foolishly. She must have been depressed.

Abi na.
Even when you are depressed, try and talk to yourself if taking your life because of a failed relationship is a deal.
This lady in question was young and she would have met a better person out there someday.
The truth is : there is always a better person out there, far better than your ex.

100 Level student......
She took her own life because of a failed relationship....
I just dey laugh.
I always tell people,, relationship is not a civil service job where you have Directors, ASD, HOD,etc down the ladder. You are free to walk away if you value your happiness and sanity. For the fact that you have a failed relationship doesn't mean that other ones will not work out. Gone are those days when people commits suicide because of boyfriend/girlfriend palava. Your destiny is not centered around relationship, you have many things to achieve in life.
I can't believe people are still doing things. It's only humans of low self-esteem that commits suicide. Their thoughts could be "Oh! Where will I start from?" , "After all my efforts", "He/she had sex with me and dump me", etc.........
My dear, if you are trying to settled with your partner and it's not yielding positive result, walk away!!! Let everyone be at peace.

Multinationals companies that some Nigerians are managing to take care of themselves and families.....chai!!
There will be great adverse effect on the economy.
Is government not thinking of the effects on Nigerians? IGR will even suffer, Taxes will suffer, Nation's workforce will suffer, etc
Chai!!!!

Beremx:
You don't need to beg anybody. Make policies that are favourable to them and they'll start coming in droves. Local companies are packing up talk less of multinationals.

My sister na true you talk.
I pray God will help us in this country.

chokekachy:
CBN alerts Nigerians on counterfeit notes in circulation

Beware of Counterfeit Naira Banknotes in Circulation

The attention of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has been drawn to the circulation of counterfeit banknotes, especially higher denominations, by some individuals for transactions in food markets and other commercial centres across major cities in the country.

For the avoidance of doubt, Section 20(4) of the CBN Act (2007) as amended, states that:
It shall be an offence punishable by a term of imprisonment of not less than 5 years for any, person to falsify, make or counterfeit any bank note or coin issued by the Bank which is legal tender in Nigeria."

The CBN is in constant collaboration with relevant security and financial agencies to confiscate fake Naira banknotes, arrest and prosecute counterfeiters. Members of the public are also encouraged to report anyone suspected of having counterfeit naira notes to the nearest police station, branch of the Central Bank of Nigeria or via contactcbn@cbn.gov.ng.

Meanwhile, all Deposit Money Banks, Financial Houses and Bureau de Change and the general public are enjoined to be more vigilant and take all necessary precautionary measures to curtail the acceptance and distribution of counterfeit notes.

Furthermore, the general public is encouraged to embrace alternative modes of payment, echannels, for day-to-day transactions to mitigate the risk of spreading counterfeit banknotes. Sidi Ali, Hakama (Mrs.) Ag. Director, Corporate Communications December 08 2023.

In a country where government doesn't care about her citizens and all they are after is the wellness of themselves and their families, things like printing of fake naira notes is bound to happen.
Leadership has always been the major problem of this country. The economy is harsh, tfare is annoying, health care system is zero and our health workers are "JAPAing", security is nothing to write home about, feeding is like a death sentence etc. ....things are not easy anywhere. People will just have to find means of survival. Printing of fake notes is not proper but anything can happen in a country where citizens are being pushed to the wall.
The mata sef taya me ....
God bless Nigeria, anyways!!!!!

Kazeemabiodun:
Fake news they are just civilians idf can not near hamàs

Stop taking weeds.
IDF is not Nigerian boyscout or Man O war.
If they cannot near Hamas, why is coward Hamas guys running Helter skelter? Hamas is painting the whole thing like they are victims, meanwhile they started what they cannot finish. Even some Arab countries are folding their arms cos they don't want to get involved in Hamas madness.
I guess you have not been following-up the update.

Roger3D:
You dumb stupid African Christians. How can a human turn into an animal? Idiots!

You need a good sleep so that you can think well.
Must you guyz attached everything to religion, politics and tribe? These are the three major things that's killing our togetherness in this country.
The subject is centered around Sunday Igboho turning to cat but you are mentioning "christians"....
Guy, grow up!!

Beuberry:
See blood! 🍒
I can't eat tonight.
I wished the injured players quick recovery.
Ball boy was shot?
I hope he won't die.
Na thief, kidnappers,terrorists or their opponents attack them?
Which club is Sunshine FC?
Is it a Nigerian club?

Sunshine stars FC is first premier league football team of Ondo state.

Make dem Victor na......na our guy!!

Shalommy:
Terrorists will always hide their faces. Israeli female fighters are so sexy. Chaii...

I dey tell you.....
Only cowards hides face in places of action.

6ixVille:
Planning to get an apartment close to my work and im planning to use to my 3months salary for rent. Is this advisable and economical?

This is not detailed enough.
How much is your monthly salary?
Mathematically, your monthly salary is a function of your rent and directly proportional to your plan and survival after paying the rent.

One thing with evil men/women is their looks. They always portrays the content of what is in their heart. No joy at all........
Evil in heart, evil on face!!

kingphilip:
Ladened with too many jargons for me to understand.

In clearer terms, can someone break it down for us?

To the layman, the quote above means that the next time you open your bank app to transfer funds, you won’t find certain financial institutions (FIs) on the destination/beneficiary bank list.

About 32 financial institutions with either super agent, switching company or payment solution service provider (PSSP) licenses will be delisted with immediate effect from the NIBSS NIP (NIBSS Instant Payments) list.

Those Hamas guys are animals.....

Artiiclebeast:
When una don dabaru the country from una youthhood into old age to a point of no return again abi?

Make una just carry on with the funeral rites.

The youths will keep watching as invitees to the funeral ceremony.

Don't mind them.
Even Obasanjo himself did 8years and he didn't remember youth inclusive in politics. Baba is just doing "eye service".
Make this baba go rest Joo.

Antoeni:
Credit: Dr. Olufunmilayo

Na this kain nurse go dey recommend "anointing oil" for person who get headache
😂 😂 😂

I suggest castration....

GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2023/11/29/kogi-will-overtake-lagos-in-terms-of-development-yahaya-bello/

Yahaya Bello must be high on "meth"
😂 😂 😂.

fergie001:
SOURCE|| Vanguard

Even when Education is decaying or has decayed from the root, they are still proposing 32 new federal higher institutions.
Why not making it 320?
Mtchhheeeww.....
Instead make una take care of the ones we already have, una wan create.

PDJT:
-So this man is from Ikere Ekiti? That place is an epitome of poverty. When I last went there, the only storey building was a mud-house built by a photographer from Benin.

-Yoruber people should stop abandoning their villages. What I saw there was an eyesore. No toilets in most of the "houses". School self mchew!

I can see hatred and bitterness in your comment.
How many houses did you enter that you were using the word "most"?
"Storey building Mud house built by a photographer"....lies from the pit of tribalism!!!!!
I have been there as well like twice and I saw more than one storey building. For the fact you visited a house without toilet doesn't mean most of the houses doesn't have toilet.
Go back there again and take a tour round the area. Take pictures, ask questions and interact with the people.
Learn how to see beauty in everything despite all odds.
Grow up Niggar!!

misreal:
Very soon,they will say he is innocent ..
These are the kind of palestines that israel has been arresting that the world keeps shouting against Israel.

I'm telling you.
People don't even know the deep atrocities those Palestinians have committed. It's only when IDF starts pushing back that the world starts shouting.

Hespee93:
You can see how you've been beclouded by religion bygot.

Majority of people living in Ogun state are Christians.

Don't mind the guy. He's probably on weed. ...

agulion:
All this Yoruba Muslims self

Did you read the topic at all?
Is this about Religion or tribe?
Okada Riders are fighting for their right and you are attaching religious sentiment to it.

Grow up!!

nlfpmod:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67505086.amp

Bottom line is RACISM........
If it were to be a white man, the story will never be blown to public.
Just Few persons will understand what's going on.

3ice9ce:
The person you're replying to is a scammer. He is using someone else's pictures and videos to divert money to scam people and divert money to his own account.

Chai!!
Thanks for this info. I appreciate.

Tntsi:
We can't stop calling tinubu what he is.
He is a drug dealer.
He is a certificate forger
He is an identity criminal.

The judges of the appeal and highest court in our nation only decided to criminalize themselves and destroy the fabrics of the nation by not doing the duties they swore to do.

Irrespective of the criminal activities and acts of the criminal judges, tinubu remains a drug dealer, a certificate forger , an identity criminal, a national, continental and global disaster.

Save your anger and hatred for another day. Grab a bottle of chilled wine and relax yourself. We don't have equal opportunities in life. If Tinubu were to be your biological father, would you have said all these?
Your bitterness, hatred, hate-speech cannot change the fact that he is the current President of Federal Republic of Nigeria.