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Family › Re: Missing Fiance Star Michael Ilesanmi Is Seen Being Abused By Wife Angela Deem by deanoffaculty: 5:47pm On Mar 02, 2024
22o62021:
Michael saw all the reds flags during TLC and still went ahead to marry her.
Don't mind him.
Michael didn't play the game well. From the first episode on TLC, Angela has always been the dominant. I'm still wondering what Michael was thinking when he married his abusive "Mom". Most of Michael's interviews has been in fear. His speech always portrays "fear". Angela is like pain in his ass...he still went ahead and marry her. I knew the marriage won't go any length. Angela has always been in the center of it all and Michael shouldn't have expected something less than that. She gives the money, she pays the bills, etc.
Come to think of it: Angela is the temperamental type and Michael is more reserved. If you have been following when they started, it took a long time before Michael could look into Angela's eyeballs. At a point when they started, Michael almost used "ma" for Angela but he corrected himself.
Michael was caged by fear, culture(which includes respect for Elders), low self-esteem, inexperienced in managing a relationship with other race, etc. Their society over there doesn't care about culture, respect, value, etc.
Michael should have known some basic things before plunging.

God will help Michael...cos the guy never Sabi the Opetu wey im don enter.

Politics › Re: Full List: Tinubu Scraps, Merges Efcc, Icpc, Ncc, Nta, 100 Others by deanoffaculty: 10:05am On Feb 28, 2024
Na that EFCC and ICPC sweet me pass.
Those ICPC guys are not doing anything.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man, Ilesanmi Declared Missing After Moving To US With His White Wife ( by deanoffaculty: 9:54am On Feb 28, 2024
O ti lor.....far far!!
Crime › Re: Police Confirm Killing Of 57-year-old Abia Man By Son, Suspect To Be Arraigned by deanoffaculty: 9:26am On Feb 28, 2024
Metrix147:
Previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/8014305/27-year-old-man-kills-father-abia



Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/update-police-confirm-killing-of-57-year-old-abia-man-by-son-suspect-to-be-arraigned/
After doing the money rituals, he will now relocate to Lagos and be calling himself "Developer"...... importation and exportation business.

Sports › Soar To Where Exactly? MTN/AFCON by deanoffaculty(op): 11:30am On Feb 13, 2024
Someone should please tell MTN to remove that message.
Eagles no dey fly go anywhere........we gather dey together!

Crime › Re: Nollywood Costumier Prince Onyewere Rapes 10-Year-Old Girl On Movie Set In Asaba by deanoffaculty: 10:37am On Jan 31, 2024
gaby:
The cursed soul deserves a castration.
Exactly!!
Sports › Re: Cameroon Prophet Elijah Abiri Prophesied That Cameroon Will Defeat Nigeria 3:1 by deanoffaculty: 12:13pm On Jan 30, 2024
oz4real83:
We should learn to differentiate between "prophecy" and "prediction". Most of the people we call prophets are just making predictions sad
Don't mind them.
Prophets wey don stake and put money on "correct scores" . The prediction don cast las las
😂 😂
Career › Re: You Are About To Eat This, Then You Receive A Call From Office by deanoffaculty: 8:46am On Jan 27, 2024
I will just switch off my phone and enjoy my meal......I no fit kill myself.

Crime › Re: "I Am An Armed Robber, Not A Kidnapper" - Chinaza Philip Okoye. by deanoffaculty: 8:22am On Jan 25, 2024
naptu2:
https://thenationonlineng.net/im-not-a-kidnapper-but-an-armed-robber-says-abuja-notorious-kidnapper/
Na become say Dem no take beatings redesign your face.....you still get mouth to talk.
Romance › Re: Ondo Civil Servant Slumps, Dies In Hotel After Sex Romp With Girlfriend by deanoffaculty: 10:28pm On Jan 23, 2024
dre11:
— Two suspects arrested



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/01/ondo-civil-servant-slumps-dies-in-hotel-after-s3x-romp-with-girlfriend/
3 gunshots salute to our fallen Hero who died in active service....

Sports › Re: Funny Meme Of Ghana AFCON. by deanoffaculty: 10:26am On Jan 23, 2024
Goalnaldo:
Yesterday was the first time I watched this years AFCON and boy, Nigeria where playing rubbish
They always play Rubbish but I think luck has always been friendly to them.
Crime › Re: Alleged Rape: Court Fixes Jan 26 For Judgement In Trial Of Bishop Feyi Daniel by deanoffaculty: 9:11am On Jan 19, 2024
devilmaycry:
He might be falsely accused.
Some people may just want to bring him down.

But if he is guilty. Uncle blokos should be burnt sad
True! He might be falsely accused but in most cases, the so called "Men of God" has a kind of "congregational immunity"(according to my English.... laughs). Most church members are being brainwashed in Nigeria, even Africa. Even when a so called "Man of God" is commiting sins or doing the wrong thing , congregation will still be thinking he or she is being led the the Holy Spirit. Call any member to testify against their pastor in church, they won't. They don't even know scriptures but they only do what their pastor tells them to do. Instead, they build " wall of Jericho" around their pastors and shield him like a god.
There was a scenario sometimes ago in a WhatsApp group chat. A Pastor's daughter of about 2 years mistakenly typed "gfshhdjhdhejhegggvvfx" and group members started responding "I claim it", "amen","it is done", etc. They thought pastor was speaking in tongues and he was in the spirit.
.......many things about all these "men of God " Sha.
Crime › Re: Court Sentences Three Kidnappers To Death By Hanging In Rivers by deanoffaculty: 8:55am On Jan 19, 2024
HRMK:
HOW MANY OF SUCH CRIMINALS HAVE BEEN KILLED IN LAST TWO OR THREE DECADES?NONE!THEY RESUME TAKING FREE FOOD AT THE CELLS WHILE THE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS CONTINUE CONTINUE TO LIVE IN HUNGER!!
Oil dey your head!!
People don't really know the game behind all these "death sentence" palava.
At times they will go and look for those awaiting trials for donkey years or forgotten ones or those without connection or something and swap them with the original criminals.
Nigeria na PlayStation.....if you know, you know!
Crime › Re: Court Sentences Three Kidnappers To Death By Hanging In Rivers by deanoffaculty: 8:48am On Jan 19, 2024
Naija my country!
When rich commits crime, poor will be swapped and they will be sent to jail or be given death sentence.
When rich commits crime, their names will not be mentioned. The poor on the other hand will have their names written boldly on newspaper headlines.
Rich sees money and power and immunity to get away with crime but poor is always the pawn in the game like chess.
Rich fuels the judiciary with money and fame but poor cannot breath in the atmosphere of intimidation.
Politics › Re: List Of Oil Marketers Approved By Dangote Refinery To Lift Refined Products by deanoffaculty: 8:33am On Jan 19, 2024
omoredia:
In Africa the people that cause the problem will also claim to have found the solution
Don't mind them...
Politics › Re: List Of Oil Marketers Approved By Dangote Refinery To Lift Refined Products by deanoffaculty: 8:32am On Jan 19, 2024
Biodun556:
https://www.legit.ng/business-economy/energy/1574208-proud-dangote-refinery-chooses-distributor-marketers-line-enrol/#:~:text=The%20seven%20significant%20marketers%20include,Total%20Nigeria%2C%20and%20NNPC%20Retail.
Mr.Dangote, your address don dey plenty pass letter. Leave all these stories and start the real distribution business. All these marketers have enrolled since last year and it's not a breaking news.
Politics › Re: Ibadan Blast: How Can This Be Illegal Mining? by deanoffaculty: 9:15am On Jan 18, 2024
BrodaBenad:
How can this be illegal mining?
in the centre of a city

Something is fishy

There's even a crater like the one formed from a dropped bomb
Don't believe anything in this Country....... NIGERIA IS A PLAYSTATION!!!
Something is not only fishy but meaty and crayfishy.
Romance › Re: What Type Of Kissing Is This? (photo) by deanoffaculty: 9:08am On Jan 18, 2024
TheBrotherhood:
Now you may swallow your bride? grin grin grin
Vampire kiss
E con be like say the guy wan suck blood.

Politics › Re: Insecurity: Police Show Armed Drone Ready To Tackle Bandits Etc In Abuja (Video) by deanoffaculty: 9:03am On Jan 18, 2024
Authoreety:
We need results not showbiz
I dey tell you.
The question is : Is it necessary to showcase all these? This idea is not even a security ethic. You don't reveal your strategies to enemies.
NYPD will never show their drones or equipments to the public.
Celebrities › Re: My Family Started Anglican Church In Nigeria But I’m Juju Worshipper – Seun Kuti by deanoffaculty: 8:48am On Jan 18, 2024
Odewaleadesoye:


DAILY POST
Seun don "Association of Attention seekers".....
What 'weed' cannot do, does not exist!

Food › Re: Can You Fry These Two Without Tasting Them? by deanoffaculty: 1:14pm On Jan 17, 2024
TheBrotherhood:
Just a question?
The biggest mistake anyone can make is putting me in charge of meat to fry 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Even ripe plantain.....as I dey peel am, I dey chop am before frying.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sacks Irukera (FCCPC CEO), Okoh (DG, BPE) by deanoffaculty: 3:34pm On Jan 09, 2024
HopeSpencer:
Political appointees always see their posts as opportunities to make money. It seems Tinubu wants to change the narrative.
Exactly!!
Another thing is that most of these guys worked for the previous administration and there's a need for another person to occupy the office. "Chop dey go your house make another pesin chop" thing.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Indian Navy Vigilant On Hijacked Ship With Indian Crew Near Somalia. by deanoffaculty: 9:04am On Jan 05, 2024
Botragelad:
Source:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.timesofindia.com/india/indian-navy-vigilant-on-hijacked-ship-with-indian-crew-near-somalia/amp_articleshow/106562196.cms
I think Indian is up to something these days. This would be like 3rd time in the last 12months. The have even increased their military budget lately. Something is cooking.
Romance › Re: PornHub Releases Top 20 Countries Viewers In 2023 by deanoffaculty: 9:38pm On Jan 04, 2024
Glimpsetv:
Nigeria is absent from the list as PornHub reveals the top 20 countries by viewership in 2023. Grateful for Christ, we appreciate our journey towards a closer connection with God.
Ukraine wey dey fight war still dey watch porn
😂 😂 😂
Gallant Ukrainians on pornhub!!

Politics › Re: Ban Sports Betting Apps, Reno Omokri Urges Tinubu by deanoffaculty: 9:34pm On Jan 04, 2024
AderonkeOlaniyi:
Thunder fire Reno Omokiri blockos!!!
Make una no blame Reno
Reno don stake high and na Manchester United match cut the ticket.....E dey pain am
😂 😂 😂
Politics › Re: Ban Sports Betting Apps, Reno Omokri Urges Tinubu by deanoffaculty: 9:28pm On Jan 04, 2024
[quote author=Totilopussylick post=127763915]I wonder o ...
Reno don stake high but one game don cut the ticket......e dey pain am. 😂 😂
Romance › Re: My Chest Is Bigger Than My Wife's Breast by deanoffaculty: 9:24pm On Jan 04, 2024
Dilijingsly:
Just two babies, the breast are now skiny, i don't want to cheat on my wife. What must i do to make it firm or even bigger.

File Photo used for illustration
I won't say anything until you post the picture of your wife's chest.
Let us analyse her chest for possible solutions.
#Botched
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Politics › Re: Photos Of NSCDC Official, Nurudeen, Who Died After Stepping On Explosives by deanoffaculty: 8:56pm On Jan 04, 2024
athaboi:
Foolish Nigeria security agency without good training.... what exactly were they doing there without proper caution for possible danger considering the deadly position of boko Haram. And he was busy taking pictures to go and post on social media... this are the people you are waiting for to come and secure Nigeria??
So if the deceased were to be your brother, you would have said this right?

Blame FG for not funding security with adequate equipments like Explosive/landmine detector, surveillance 3D land drones, Anti-explosives wear, etc.
If there is a provision for adequate funding of military and paramilitary to get necessary field equipments, training will be inevitable.
At least before military or paramilitary squads will go to red-zone , land robotic drones would have gone their first to detect landmines or explosives while the force squad maintain a safe distance like 50meters and above.
Politics › Re: Photos Of NSCDC Official, Nurudeen, Who Died After Stepping On Explosives by deanoffaculty: 8:45pm On Jan 04, 2024
nairalandkachy1:
https://leadership.ng/tcn-confirms-destruction-of-3-towers-on-maiduguri-damaturu-line/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2Ve4WwzouTwiGYG6XDF-SN62OfHchv0IX1iMMPe5Q_7oFt3fx3zUl7Nxg

Pix of late nscdc personnel
This is the more reason why Northern part of Nigeria will always be backward in everything, including their indigenes.
They keep destroying amenities that would have given them what is takes to see the world. They will now come out and start crying that FG is segregating them.

R.I.P to Nuru....rest on gallant!
Food › Re: See The Fish I Bought With My Hard-Earned ₦1k by deanoffaculty: 8:38pm On Jan 04, 2024
OlawaleBammie:
Ok, with the thought that I will be traveling for the yuletide vacation very soon, so I went to a vendor to get some items to cook my usual concoction rice, everything were going smoothly (tho not as expected) until I was given this baby skumbia for 1k..

Normal normal wetin dey for this one body wey a wan eat biko?? I just kuku buy four eggs join to augment the package grin grin


My fellow concoctionists please update me, e don red reach like this for ur cribs??
This fish na 1khuh?
Na wa o!
Jesus Christ must have thought of Nigeria in John 19:27 when he said ".......it is finished".
Nigeria don finish 😂 😂
Na to date mammy water sure pass o....make we dey see fish chop
😂 😂 😂

Travel › Re: Why Is Olubunmi Tunji-ojo Always Being Praised, When Reality Is Opposite? by deanoffaculty: 6:11am On Jan 04, 2024
GreaterFuture:
Why is this interior minister Olubunmi Tunji ojo always receiving serious praises everytime online, as if things are actually working excellent, whereas they are not?
Specifically regarding getting international passports, fast smoothly, without paying a single bribe... the key area that most of us masses are concerned with
OTO made serious changes in the last 4months in all nooks of Ministry of Interior. If Nigerians are not getting results in respect to International passport processing and issuance, they won't praise him. Of all the current ministers in BAT's cabinet, OTO stands out.
What is your point exactly? Share your experience or what you feel is not right.
I read his achievement in the past few months. He has been able to create Walk-in centers in some countries where passport renewal has been difficult. I have seen people talking about getting their passports renewed in less than 12days, and they paid the normal fee. You can't rule out the corrupt immigration officials and OTO is not a witch that will see everything. He is even accessible. You can send a direct message to him on X and he will respond.

If person dey do well, make we talk am na. We are all humans with shortcomings.


Kindly tell us your experience(s).

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