₦airaland Forum

Enemyofpeace:
pray make dem no take food catch you

Story! You're talking to a seasoned Chef here. You pray I shouldn't use food entice you, ok?

Looks appetizing.
Thank you.

I wish to own one soon.

Na wao

Let her teach the children her language, it doesn't matter, and you should also learn at least the same 30% of her own language in return.

It'll make sense to have a family of linguists.

Zonefree:
What in Chinelo's name is Gurasa?

So, he will use his bare hand to mix that thing without putting on hand gloves and a sane human will pay him and consume

Una dey try for that una Birnin Kebbi

Olohun! I feel nauseating looking at that picture.

Acidosis:
People will continue to raise their concerns whether real or fake. It's your choice to go wherever you want. People complain about Lagos everyday. I do too, and it's not because I don't want my village people here. Who wan come should come. I no tie anybody leg.

You are right. I believe that whatever they're presently undergoing in Yankee should definitely fair better than what the present Nigeria has become.

Las las, we all go dey alright - whether here, or there.

Rulerofalaigbo:
Lol🤣😂
Tell me how many state is as developed as lagos till this day
U are ignorant

We visited Ikorodu early this week and we were asking if it's still part of Lagos State. From Agric, we drove into the heart of Ikorodu. Omo, that place no follow at all!

Thank you, Jesus.

Why telling us now? Or are you indirectly vying for a position in the in-coming regime?
You came late, madam.

Tell us the full gist. Don't make us click any site, ok?

Acidosis:
If they come back, you will mock them.. so? Better to "suffer" in the UK than suffer hardship and mockery in Nigeria.

No, I won't mock them. They should just come back home to a "stressless and stress-free" Nigeria, make we hear word abeg.

These Yankee people have devised a means of trying to disuade us from traveling by their consistent complaints. It's becoming a norm.

If you were my friend, I will love that you be blunt about it, but not publicly. Just between us tell me whatever is wrong. I like it that way. Don't sugarcoat anything for me as your friend.

You look more like a footballer and/or a model. But if you decide to go into fashion, who am I to object?

I wish you success in your new found endeavour.

I pray they don't turn to armed robbers, in order to survive.

I no trust this kind people.

They should pray harder. God cannot be mocked, and Him no be their mate. Simple!

But I trust my father who art in heaven. If they genuinely repent, He'll surely forgive them. At least, they have tasted how bitter God's wrath can be. He's a jealous God, and His Glory will He NEVER share with any one!

What happened to Brazil is just a warning to the whole world - Don't take the mercy of God for granted!

Thank God for life.

Any online skill will do.

Thank you for this info.

Come back home then.

SimpleGuy001:
Hi what do you think of bajulaiye shomolu?

I know Shomolu, Palm Grove and Onipanu are related, but I am not really conversant with Bajulaiye. It's been ages I passed through that route.

I guess it should be ok. You can make enquiry from people living around that domain.

Take heart, you and your siblings. God will see you through. I thank God you're an industrious young man.

Your skills, through the favour of God, will pave way for you, in Jesus Name, Amen!

Madam, is your husband your son's biological father?

Tell him I said he's wicked for killing that boy's dream and destroying his self esteem. He really made sure he ruined your son completely and if he ever commits suicide, his blood will haunt him for life! I said so.

Just take a look at what a so-called father turned his son into because of pride and backwardness! Who told him chosing a career path is still the duty of 21st Century parents? Children should be allowed to carve their career paths themselves, hence it's not something that will be detrimental to their future. And I can't see his two choices/passion falling into that category. There's nothing as fulfilling as doing what you have passion for. And your son openly indicated his interest in Computer Science and Footballing. You can only take a horse to the river, you can't force it to drink! His father would have allowed him to practice at least one of the things he loves doing!

Maybe someone should tell him what people that studied Computer Science earn presently, and the technological wave they're making all over the world.

Look at the number of years he has wasted of that boy's age! See woman, if it means turning into the biblical Rebecca, you better do so now and save your son from depression! Do whatever is within your power as a woman and as a mother to pull your son out of whatever deep he's sinking into now, so you won't cry hard I known tomorrow!
Because a stitch in time, they say, saves nine!

Thank you, ma.

Winters23:
rip former first lady

She was denied that position by Orji Uzo Kalu's mother, Eunice. His mother was the First Lady for the eight years he was governor.

Congratulations, darling.

Dannieln1:
When dem tell una say men Dey go through a lot everyday, una think say na joke.
You don hear story body don cool you

No be small thing. The stories shocked me.

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!
Behold the gathering of Ex-convicts of Nairaland!

Thank you for creating this thread. At least, now I know who's who.

Reprobated minds. I pray God to deliver you all who have gone astray.
Read Romans chapter 1 vs 22 - 28

doggedfighter:
You mean coconut water or coconut ?


I wish I can see a picture of how they do it using the boots of their car. May want to try it here.

They sell coconut juice. You know those type of tender coconuts that are not strong yet. When you buy, they don't peel off that first layer, they just open the head or bottom of the coconut and serve you takeaway spoon, you know.

ytdivine:
There is a lot of untapped potential in coconut business. I saw on YouTube where raw coconut juices are being sold in some countries. Never come across it here in Nigeria. At first, I was not interested but decided to give it a trial. It was very fantastic. I had never in my life taken such delicious fruit juice before. Please give it a trial, you will concur with me.

Get one not yet ripe coconut fruit fresh from the tree. Open and drink the water, come here and testify. This coconut water cures a lot of disease.

They sell it in front of the National Stadium. They usually convert the booth of their car to Mobile Market. Come and see the way people patronize them.

Wannabenz:
Yes Oo for now. We still dey honeymoon sef since February.

Your wife might be pregnant already and you don't even know.