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Jeromejnr:
Later they will be complaining of different kinds of diseases.

Don't mind them. And they'll say it emanated from Africa.

OriOko88:
Babe,how about getting a ring for u too.. We too can make it happn

Can you afford diamond ring? Cos I am allergic to gold!

Simple. When she's asleep, get a thread or a small rope and run it round her ring finger.
With that, you'll get her ring measurement.

Modified: Since she lives in a different state from you, if you're buying a gold ring, you can request for the one that's slightly cut in-between. Don't buy the one that's completely round.

Hope this helps.

Exmilitant:
You shouldn't complement me yet, i swear like a sailor now and then. :-P

Glad to know there are people who still reads.

Do you write as well?

Just natural to appreciate good first impression, nothing much.

Yes, I write here and there. But I am somewhat busy now with other skills. Will eventually go back later to pursue that passion of mine.

KingOfIsoko1:
Sauce pls

Source

Exmilitant:
All right dear. Didn't mean to misspell.

Have you read, The client?😁

You're really an understandable person. So matured in your response.

Yes, I have read the Client.

Exmilitant:
"The man with ten minutes to live was smiling."
-From a John Gresham book-

Grisham please.

That's my favourite author, and his name must be properly spelt, I beg you.

Thank you for your understanding.

LordIsaac:
103 in a boat?

No bro. 270 in the boat, and about 103 died!

That's giving your life totally to Christ Jesus, and accepting Him as your Lord and personal saviour. Seeking first the Kingdom of God and His righteousness!

And there's this peace and tranquility in Christ Jesus. Other believers can attest to this.

Jennyclay:
A plate of food is #3,500 here


#3,500 for 5 days? that means you eat just #700 food a day. Nawa oo. May God help you struggling men.

It’s a good idea that you’re not in a relationship, before you come and put someone’s daughter in abject poverty

You and who wants to be eating #700 food a day

Have mercy, Sister Jenny.
Kindly lower the volume of the mic, ok?

DatNaijaGuy:
You want are looking for an apartment and the landlord gives you this rules and regulations, will you still rent that apartment?
Can you cope with this rules as a tenant?

These are written agreement. Wait for the unwritten ones when you eventually pack in.

Do you know the type of race you'll pick? That one wey be say, if you dey run am, the back of your leg will be touching the back of your head.

One more thing, please... Make sure you don't turn back for any reason.

The landlord must have escaped from Yaba Left, to have penned down such gibberish!

wIlly0097:
Thanks. I would look into that

Please do.

Curious345:
Hello guys..

Happening right now. I just chewed a fat healthy Coackroach. It was hidden inside the full spoon load of beans I just scooped and gulped now.

I only later started feeling the aftertaste of Coackroach after some 2seconds later.

Please what do I do?

Any drug I can drink to forestall any Impending negative scenario?

Don't take any drug, just start speaking Chinese and you'll be perfectly ok.

Nothing do you.

blackbone989:
I have some amount I don't want to touch,I intend to buy shares with it n probably sell some years down d line. Anyone with a hint pls

Rather buy insurance. Leave it for 5 years or more, and cash out later.

The body language of shares in this economy get as e be, jare.

Or buy land and sell years later.

talk2hb1:
Location
Hope it’s not Ibadan or faraway Ipaja Ayobo

Please be careful. Such an arrangement doesn't always end well.

Sharing a flat with total strangers is very risky/ dangerous.

wIlly0097:
I recently got a job offer at Jakande, I want to know if the cost of transportation will be worth it, especially with the subsidy removal. How much do buses take from obalende to Jakande

It depends on your salary. And buses are usually cheaper very early in the morning, but risky because of one-chance.

And you can also ask around your neighborhood for those that work around Jakande/ Lekki/ Elegushi that you can be going with in the morning and come back with in the evening or night. You negotiate T- Fare with them and pay them weekly.

I hope this helps.

Look for the past question papers for at least 5 years ago, and try solve the questions.

Focus more on those questions that keep recurring at least for the past 3 years.

This is the secret that will help you in your studies.

Wishing you success in your exams.

Essenza01:
I really don't know anymore, i just did my budget for the month and i am scared, i have cut from everywhere possible and i fear for my self.. i dont have a GF, Wife, Children.. my salary is N400,000 and i have added side businesses and one or two's to even survive.. but with this fuel increase, what else is left... zero savings..

- Rent - N108,333/mth (1,300,000/12)
- Fuel for car - N180,000 (36k for 5-6days)
- Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair)
- Fuel for generator - N50,000/mth (20ltr/wk)
- Feeding - N62,000 - (N2,000/day)
- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth
- Dstv - N4,500/mth
- Data - N7,000/mth
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth
- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron)
- Hygiene maintenance - N10,000 (body spray/perfume, roll on, soap, cream) etc..
-  Gift to people - N10,000/mth
-  Family House contribution - N20,000/mth
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N12,000/mth
- Clothing, footwear etc - N10,000/mth
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N30,000/mth

Total = N556,500...

My rent is average rent for where i stay, its a two bed flat, i use the other room for home office..

Feeding is N2,000/day.. its not anything out of the ordinary.. tried cooking and spent more with time wasting.

Fuel for car is at the new rate of N500/ltr, my car is a 70ltr car tank..

Auto maintenance is basic brake pads, shocks, service 2mths, tire guage, police pr, tire purchase if any, minor touch ups etc... nothing major.

Fuel for generator is 20ltr/day (2hrs or less daily)

I need help.... how are you people doing it, what am i doing wrong? The rat race is killing me..

Mere looking at your list alone, I have already saved up to N150,000 in a haste. I'm certain that when I dedicate my time going through it thoroughly, I would be able to meet up with all the aforementioned expenses, and still save up to half the salary.

There are some irrelevant items that should be discarded asap from the list.

Make sure to marry a prudent wife, since you're already a heavy spender!

obinna58:
I’m surprised you’re not bashing him already, are you believing what he wrote

No, it's not usually in my character to bash people, unless when it's really necessary (for instance, to reset someone's line of thought).

Yes, I believe what he wrote. And I also believe that you might have experienced heartbreak sometime in the past too. Don't try to deny it, we all do. But then it's ok.

Just grasp the experience, and trash the hurt!

Finnese001:
Thank you so so much dear, God bless you abundantly for me, your words really touched me, thank you for this beautiful piece of advise, the best I have seen so far

You are welcome.
Just take care of your heart. Don't let no one hurt you. Guide it jealously.

Finnese001:
I greet you specifically ma'am, initially I thought the love were balanced but I never knew it's all scam, before I know wetin dey happen my back don dey ground already lol 😂

But it's well, I will also show her that 2 can play this game because she messed with the wrong guy

If I were you, I'll return her treatment with complete silence. I won't utter a single word to her. I'll try and withdraw completely from the relationship, albeit how painful it might be.

Your best revenge should be to strive to be better than she left you. Intensify your efforts to make more money; so much money that any time she hears about you from your friends, it'll be good news of how you're breaking grounds financially.

She will come crawling back to you in no distance time. Just stay focused and dedicate your time in finding your bearings.

We all have been there at one time or the other of our lives.

Even this time shall pass, bro.

Cheers.

obinna58:
Aren’t you an f gender or are you disguising

Of course, I am a female.
Why did you ask?

That's easy nah.

1. Delete all their chats and messages.
2. Stop doing those things you were doing because of him/her, or doing together in the past.
3. Stop putting on those wears s/he specifically liked.
4. Stop going to those places you used to hang out together in the past.
5. Stop listening to his/her favourite songs/musics.
6. Replace the time you usually accord them, doing things that you fancy.
7. Purse your passion. Get closer to God and His works.
8. Be extremely busy, to get you distracted.
9. Don't stalk them.
10. Avoid his or her friends that remind you of them.

When you heal fully, and you no longer regard them as before, you can begin to relax gradually on the aforementioned.

Finally, STOP falling in love. Try reciporate on exact same measure you were loved. Don't do pass your self so you wouldn't share premium tears when breakfast is served.

For me, apart from the Love of God and that of my parents, I don't even believe in anyother kind of love.

Hope this helps.

iHateFraudsters:
If my wife dares leave my house for 24hrs, then she'll stay out permanently.

Cos she'll have a hard time explaining the man she went to visit.

Reverse Psychology

High Class Myopic Hypocrites! The same people that have been agitating for the abolishment of the Igbos in the same country they share together are now crying racism! Deceiving yourselves!

God is Love and He created us in His image, and He admonished us to live peaceably with all men, but I am sure that part of the Scripture has been torn out of your Bible, and probably burned to ashes so it wouldn't prick your hearts anymore.

God will judge all ye racists, tribalists and religious bigots dividing humanity and destroying the divine bond that hitherto held them together!

Don't be deceived! God is not mocked, whatsoever anyone sows, he/she shall reap.

Ye all better repent. It's always, always better to live in the atmosphere of love and unity than in this hostile and hateful environment you are building all over.

And in case e vex you too much for saying the bitter truth, I am in my house, and you're at liberty to take me to court! PERIOD!

Hi @ Downtime44.

You have tried, ok? It's now time to help raise yourself from your current status.

Thank the man that helped with your brother, pray for God's blessings upon his life and family, and then politely ask if there's still available vacancy in his place of work. And since their company provides an accommodation, you can as well give it a shot and try working with them. You're in a better position to save and take of your family back home.

And for your elder brother, just let him be for now, while your family keeps praying for God divine intervention upon his life.

The Almighty God will surely reward and bless you, for your family's sake, in Jesus Name, Amen.

manee2:
I really can't give the best advice to my 24-year-old sister struggling with the frustrations of a married professor in his late 40s who wants to have a sexual affair with her.

The lecturer handles two different courses, each having a three-credit load and she is afraid of being failed for not complying with his sexual advances.

Having given many excuses for not meeting up for a date and refusing his gifts, tonight I found her crying after talking to him over the phone and it seems he is upset about the whole situation.

This is one na small matter nah. Tell her to wipe away her tears and inform her boyfriend of everything that's going on, if he's a student of the same school, he should know what to do!

Or let her play along and accept his advances. She should get herself that secret camera that looks like a pen, because he might be suspicious of her phone recording. As soon as she gets into the room, she should drop the pen, a textbook and her handbag on top of any object facing the bed. He would think the pen is for underlining important points in her textbook, without knowing that's the secret weapon that will ruin his career. She should try not to un-dress completely. And let her continue pleading with him to reconsider and let her go, shedding real tears, you know. She should make sure the lecturer's face is fully captured, and he's fully undressed! Let her boyfriend and his friends time when to barge into the hotel room and rescue the damsel in distress.

That year, Doctor Fadeyibi thought he could try rubbish with every female student of the school and get away with it! More so he was lecturing us on four important 3 Units courses! But just a single move sent him out of the University as a lecturer! And he couldn't believe it because he was always very boastful of how he was going to deal with us. He crossed the wrong lane and he got what he deserved.

This is not the time to cry, tell her this is the time to reduce the number of perverts parading as lecturers in our higher institutions!

I wish her best of luck.

PrimadonnaO:
I almost thought I wrote this.

That's the thought of those ready to extend the hands of kindness to humanity.

She looks like a transgender. So masculine, to me.

I know of a sister, with her husband who has four biological children and then adopted five from five different struggling families. Their own mode of adoption is quite different anyway. All the adopted kids still live with their parents, but the couple take care of every of their material needs; ranging from feeding, clothing, medication, to education up to the university level. They also contribute to paying the rents of the biological parents of those kids.

The only difference is that the adopted kids are not living under the same roof as they are, but they are the ones taking care of their basic needs.

Come and see the way God is blessing them for that kind gesture, ehen!

Whether I have 100 biological children or one, I have made up my mind a long time ago that as the Lord God of heaven lives, I will surely adopt and help at least, one or two kids out there.

I care and trust a lot, and so easily.
I want to learn how to stop.

GreaterFuture:
250k?? That's the cost of 2 bedroom in mu "poor neighbourhood" here in Isheri Idimu
Some 2 bedrooms

250k per annum is even very cheap, my brother. Then the heartless agents will collect N100k as commission and another N100k as agreement, abi na agency fee den dey call am. The fees go higher if you're renting more than a room self-contain.

By the time you finish paying for just a room self-contain, it will be amounting to almost a million naira.