₦airaland Forum

My fellow Nairalander help me thank APC, they have released our harmatan in my area.

Twaci:
Sorry but he looks like her driver

Oh well, happy married life in advance

it is waa for u.

Enhennnn they don carry ashawo enter police work abi?

I don't know u ppl problem. Breast that the owner exposed in public without complaining, u came here and covered it. Is it ur own?. Nonsense.

Na wa oooooh. We know say Naira no get value again, but I no sure say e don reach like this.

Something inside of me inside of me doesn't just feel worried about this dollar rising. Maybe because I ve about $10

U fiffle should not worry urself, na so warri fiffle thing dey be

I have always known that almost everything in that state is fake

Oluwasnoop again

My small mind is telling me that, he raped the mother and kill no die her.

no wonder some of our leader have cancer

dokyOloye:
Was he not d one that was shot in d back?(meaning he was running away instead of facing d enemy)
Typical a....a behaviour, para men.
Na so him papa go hide under bed for him girlfriend haus when he hear machine gun sound during d coup that led to d assassination of Murtala d mass murderer, de shout mogbe ooo,mogbe oo,lol.

it also mean that his own people shoot him

I'm just wondering if anyone had heard any latest news on MMM becos my money is till tie down there.

Mikylopez:
tnx tho

u're welcome

KyleBrry:
Provide her with all she needs, I bet, she'll stay trimmed just for you.

this will the more reason why she will blow off. Fresh fish shawama, suya good car with Ac, good home, rest of mind and just name what she need if will not blow of in lass than a year.

It reminds me of my primary shool days, when we use read mc milian. We will something like. This is a house. Is it a house?
this is a ass, is it a ass?
This is a egg. is it a egg?
This is a umbrella is a umbrella?
Where a and an mean the samething

Mikylopez:
o lawd nature did cheat me

if u are the I see on ur dp, nature didn't cheat u at all. U are beautiful.

Forget that Nyash. It is not by Nyash, if na by Nyash na she for dey marry.

What I see is that one immate is fat and the other one is very slim. For all those who what to watch their weight please go to Delta prison.

I'm not sure he will like my wish. Therefore I rest my case.

Here in my village #1 is still equal to$1. The only problem we have is that no dollar to change.

nepapole:
They have come again..so others burn because say na redeem, deeperlife, mfm, mosque Dem dey go.. Nigerians sef..

u will not understand. My office is around there "my case different" also worked for there too.

Why the worry when we also have a white jersey.

The story is not true. It can only happen in kenya

ClassCaptain:
The way he used the English language is enough to make any woman run away . " from the Marry "....

mad man. Lol

Drinking garri and bread.
ogogo and bread

HungerBAD:
And he has gone mad.

Again.

Illustration/Description of an Untravelled/Unenlightened bushman below.

Ezenwo Nyesom Wike: Born in Obio-Akpor, Rivers State, 13 December 1967.

Grew up:Obio-Akpor, Rivers State.

Primary School:Obio-Akpor, Rivers State

Secondary School:Obio-Akpor, Rivers State

University:Rivers State University of Science and Technology(still in his native Ikwerre land)Port-Harcourt.

First time he left Obio-Akpor/Rivers State in his late 20's: Law School and NYSC.

Local Government Chairman(Twice):Obio-Akpor Local Government Area Rivers State(one time second richest LGA in Nigeria after Ikeja)

Second time he left Obio-Akpor in his 40's: Minister of State for Education on 14 July 2011.

Ran back to Obio-Akpor/Rivers State on April 2015 to become a Governor.

Governor Wike should change his surname to Obio-Akpor.

Summary:

Governor Ezenwo Nyesom Wike is a man who suffers from inferiority complex, and always feel threatened when he comes across well read, well travelled and well enlightened people in his State, like the APC Governors and APC members that showed up for the APC Rally.

And that is why he showed his lack of class, and inferiority complex by talking and cursing on National Television like the local Obio-Akpor Champion that he is.

in my own small way, I think criticism should be done constructively.
What will Wike go out to look for
when he has all he wants in his state
How many Rivers man travels out of Rivers State?.
why is Wike's case be different?

softMarket:
Its VERY unsafe to talk abt Nigeria o.....even here in Kenya

lol

As for me GEJ u no try at all. To have left power for Buhari, knowing to well that baba is coming to suffer Nigerians.

The ppl above had not made any sense. Please commentors below me try and make some sence

I was like u, although I don't drink almost at all but I smoke a pack of cigarette in 2 days.all i did was just to make up my mind and just stopped.
try to control your self it very easy.
reduce or stop going to those places u usually go to smoke. It will sure help.

so ppl they meet each other here!!!!
how come no one had meet me?