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Agriculture › Re: Start That Snail Farm Today!!! by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:59pm On Oct 01, 2019
CAN I START IT BY JANUARY OR FEBRUARY ?
Crime › Re: Edo Traditional Worshippers Beat Pastor Destiny Eguavoen For Disobeying Order by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:30pm On Oct 01, 2019
End service 8am on Sunday morning not even pm, the traditionalist went too far jor, that is totally absurd, the pastor in any way did nothing wrong, Kama will surely caught up with the chief priest generation and the generation of all those retard and jobless foolish youths.
Family › Re: 2 Out Of 3 Kids Are Not Mine - Man Married For 12 Years by DEBJOCH1(m): 5:03pm On Sep 30, 2019
Too painful, after a whole 12 years of fathering 3 children, you just wake up one day and discovered that the children who have been calling you daddy for years are not yours? too bad, as a fellow man like you, I fee your deep pain, and I pray that such a woman like your ex wife will never find peace where ever she is. It shall never be well with any god of men who will want to reconcile both of you, just try to pick back your broken life together, take a lip, get your self a new wife, start all over and God Almighty will be with you. Thunder wen go fire any god of men wen go tell you say marriage is for better for worst, that thunder still de for inside Sambisa forest de do training. Read Mathew 19:9, and read same Mathew 19:1-12. A man has the right to divorce his wife/husband and get remarry when the man is 100% sure that he caught his wife fornicating with another man.
Agriculture › Re: For Next Farming Season,lets Start Planning Now! by DEBJOCH1(m): 11:18pm On Sep 29, 2019
apakoso2020:
: C) business analysis
Expenses
: 12bags of atarodo at N7500/one=N90,000
Transport to and from Saki=N26,000
Feeding and miscellaneous=N6000
: Total;
N122,000
Return on investment
: 12bags of pepper at N13,000/bag in South South=N156,000
: Net profit per trip is
: N156,000-N122,00 =N34,000
Twice a week trip is N68,000
Eight weeks trip is N544,000
. Why buy from Saki to PH when the Saki Atarodo can't even go round in same Oyo State. If you know the number of Trailers load of Tomatoes and pepper which arrives from North to South you will know that you won't maximize profit when buying from Saki to South South, best place of purchase at a cheap price should be in the north.
Politics › Re: Apartheid May Return To South Africa If AU, Others Don’t Address Xenophobia Now by DEBJOCH1(m): 11:45pm On Sep 28, 2019
14:
Show me any South african who is cutting hair or selling tomatoes on the streets of Ghana, nigeria, ethiopia, malawi, zambia, zimbabwe, senegal, mozambique. Ask yourself why there is none. South africans dont like causing troubles in other people's countries. But in SA, its free for all, you have nigerians, zimbabweans, ethiopian, ghanaian, zambian selljng tomatoes or cutting hair on the streets of SA. I mean really.....
. Young man just sharap.South Africans won't do it because they are lazy, they are always spoon fed, come to Ikotun in Lagos and see some of the foolish stranded South Africans who can not even afford air ticket back to their useless country. Thanks to prophet TB Joshua who usually come to their aid. These Nigerians, Zambians, Zimbabweans and Ghanaians burry shame to do those menial businesses to build future business empires for them selves. I have just seen that you are retarded in thinking and lazy upstairs. When has it become a crime to run a Saloon business or sell tomatoes?
Politics › Re: Apartheid May Return To South Africa If AU, Others Don’t Address Xenophobia Now by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:49pm On Sep 28, 2019
lilwetdick:
Biggest African economy with 21 billion USD National budget compare to South african 120 billion USD National Budget

Yeah Nigeria has the biggest entertainment industry with trash songs and sub standard movie quality, most people that listen to Nigerians crap abroad are poor people

which space program do Nigeria have, dead satellite orbiting space, even Nigerian scientists cant operate it that is why they had to pay china to do it

Nigeria has only Dangote Cement, South africa has Stabic ibtc, DSTV, Shoprite, nasper, MTN and many more
. Shey Eleyi yan weereh?
Politics › Re: Apartheid May Return To South Africa If AU, Others Don’t Address Xenophobia Now by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:36pm On Sep 28, 2019
lilwetdick:
SA do not own Nigeria anything just because Nigeria sent cash to them during Aparthied. Nigeria is not only the country that helped them, Libya Ghadaffi was the main guy who helped the ANC during Aparthied

We also have no right to go to their country and commit crimes there, it is their country Not Nigeria, Stop your sense of entitlement
. Are you one of the lazy Nincompoop South African whose major occupation is to drink Wukomboti every morning and night? I hate you fools with passion.
Education › Re: Zamfara Government Shuts Down School, Suspends Staff Over ‘Desecration’ Of Quran by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:08pm On Sep 28, 2019
chiefolododo:
This is a punishable offense. It is more than killing someone





#spit
. The offence more than killing some one?, Mistake of father AB turning out to be the world problem today, any where they. enter human life means nothing to them.
Crime › Re: South African Girl High On Drugs: "These Nigerian Drug Lords Must Go Back" (Pic) by DEBJOCH1(m): 4:24pm On Sep 28, 2019
letusbepieces:
ANOTHER PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY IS YORUBA BIG MOUTH.

WEN YORUBA GO ABROAD AND THEY MEET FOREIGNERS, THEY HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT NIGERIA.

THEY WILL BE CONDEMNING THE COUNTRY THAT IT WILL WORTH NOTHING.


MEANWHILE THE SAME PROBLEM IN NIGERIA, IS IN EVERY AFRICA COUNTRY BUT THOSE OTHER AFRICANS, DONT GO ROUND CONDEMNING THEIR COUNTRY TO FOREIGNERS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRnA_-6aRh4
. YOU HAVE A POINT THERE, YOU CAN IMAGINE THE GUTTER MOUTH. VERY TRIBALISTIC INDIVIDUAL.
Health › Re: Nigerian Doctor Warns Fathers To Always Take DNA Test by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:20pm On Sep 27, 2019
daddytime:
Stale warning but a standard of course.

People like us no dey need DNA....by our head you shall know us...

All my own dey carry my signature...

To deny say no be me get am sef na war
. Same signature here, the opioro mango aka Ogo nna is the trade mark
Family › Re: ‘My Husband Calls Me Barren”, Woman Tells Court by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:55pm On Sep 27, 2019
IF IT IS NOT IGANDO MAGISTRATE IN LAGOS, IT WILL BE MOPA IN IBADAN OR ANOTHER ONE SEATING IN ELEWURAN IN ABEOKUTA OR ILORIN, SHEY DEM DO UNA WITH DIVORCE?
Celebrities › Re: Massive Turnout In Ajegunle As Body Of Mad Melon Escorted To The Mortuary by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:29am On Sep 27, 2019
NaijaTushboy:
who is mad melon? The least thing i would never do in this live is to cry for person wer don die.let the dead mourn the dead,it is written in the holy scripture
. Indomi generation sported, so you dont know swappp, I am a Danfo Driver....................................................
Politics › Re: Why FG Closed Nigeria’s Borders — CG Customs, Hameed Ali by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:19pm On Sep 26, 2019
martyns303:
A kilo of turkey is now N1700.
. Dead and formalin infested Turkey right. I love the move, relocate to rural area with 100k you will start farm and eat as much as life chicken as you wish.
Crime › Re: Court Orders Final Forfeiture Of Hotel, Houses Belonging To Civil Servant (pics) by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:11pm On Sep 26, 2019
ENEMIES OF GOOD NEWS WON'T SEE THIS ONE.
Romance › Re: My Parents Refused To Accept My Suitor by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:05pm On Sep 26, 2019
DON'T WORRY, YOUR PARENT WILL MARRY YOU, AT YOUR AGE YOU WANT TO REMAIN OTONAKA NNA RIGHT?
Romance › Re: How Can I Find Love As A Disabled by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:57pm On Sep 26, 2019
Love4God:
Look for a wife when you are ready to get married.
Don't look for a girlfriend.
Ask five ladies (casual friends) that you have built close relationships with that you want them to be your wife and i believe you will have Yes from one or two if not all of them.
Note before asking the question you must be sending them(the casual friends) motivational and inspirational quotes every morning and evening via sms or their social media handles and also call them at least once in three days to ask what's going on? for at least four months.
They might even begin to ask you why didn't you call them for the past two days but never get angry when you see any of them with another guy(he might also be a fisherman"LOOKING FOR A WIFE" like you).Never show them that you can't live without them if they end the relationship.
Always be happy around them if they ask you how do you feel about your condition? Tell them God knows best.
You will also need to offer them gifts like recharge card,slippers,clothes or any gift that you can afford occasionaly (once a month will do until you propose).
Note: Some able bodied youth get no from five out of five ladies they propose to so don't think it is about money or looks.
Lastly,always ask God to give you a good wife not just a wife.
. TECHNICAL ADVISER CLEMENT WESTEHORF, WHAT IF HE PROPOSE TO THE WHOLE FIVE AND ALL IF THEM ACCEPT TO HIS PROPOSAL AT THE SAME TIME.
Romance › Re: How Can I Find Love As A Disabled by DEBJOCH1(m): 6:54pm On Sep 26, 2019
IF SHATA BANTLE COULD HAVE MANY NUISANCE LADIES DANGLING AT HIS MONEY, BROTHER NOTHING DO YOU, JUST HUSTLE HARDER, MAKE THE MONEY YOU WILL SEE THEM RUSHING AFTER YOU LIKE WHERE BEES ARE RUSHING AFTER HONEY CONE.
Travel › Re: Air Peace Airlift 105 Students Sponsored By Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso(photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:01pm On Sep 25, 2019
carzola:
why are there dressed like beggars? tongue tongue tongue tongue
those are the ugliest air hostesses in history
I cant fly air peace even if its for free....
I don't want somebody looking like torn hundred naira note giving me water to drink 10000ft above sea level.
. Igberagaism spotted. I wonder when will Nigerians learn how to start patronising and supporting their own?
Travel › Re: Air Peace Airlift 105 Students Sponsored By Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso(photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:00pm On Sep 25, 2019
carzola:
why are there dressed like beggars? tongue tongue tongue tongue
those are the ugliest air hostesses in history
I cant fly air peace even if its for free....
I don't want somebody looking like torn hundred naira note giving me water to drink 10000ft above sea level.
. Igberagism spotted. I wonder when will Nigerian learn how to start patronising and supporting their own?
Education › Re: Six Nigerian Students Cancel Trip For Robotics Competition In S/africa by DEBJOCH1(m): 5:03pm On Sep 23, 2019
South Africa, una see una life for outside ba?
Agriculture › Re: We Buy Matured Broilers In Large Quantities by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:55pm On Sep 19, 2019
As soon as I saw check my number private chat me on watsapp, my instinct quickly told me, this one is going to be a bad buyer.
Agriculture › Re: Am Starting A Farm, Experienced Farmers Should Check In Here by DEBJOCH1(m): 6:31pm On Sep 15, 2019
YOU HAVE A JOB ALREADY AND YOU WANT TO DABBLE INTO FARMING, ASK ME I WILL TELL YOU NEVER TO DARE IT, REASON IS BECAUSE YOU CANT SERVE TWP MASTERS AT A TIME. A MADE THAT HUGE MISTAKE AND BURN MY FINGER, EVEN EVEN WHEN YOU HIRE A SPECIALIST FARMER TO MONITOR FOR YOU, YOU WILL STILL LOSS MANY AND GAIN FEW, I WENT YO MY SITE THIS EVENING SAW A FRIENDS POULTRY FARM ATTENDANT SINCE MY FRIEND DON'T YOU TO COME TO THE FARM ON SUNDAYS, AS SOON AS HE SAW ME, HE ALMOST BURIED HIS HEAD ON GROUND, I SAW HIM CARRYING ALMOST 4 CRATES OF EGGS WRAPPED WITH CLOTHES. BUT AS DE MATA NO CONCERN ME, NA SO I THROW FACE. COME TO THINK OF IT, THE GUY MIGHT HAVE BEING DOING THIS FOR YEARS, I ALSO HAD A FARM LIKE THAT BEFORE AND HAVE KNOWN THAT IT IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE A TRUST WORTHY FARM ATTENDANT. IF THEY CAN BE DOING SUCH TO A FARM WHO COMES TO FARM EVERYDAY WITH EXCEPTION OF SUNDAYS, THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WILL HAPPEN TO SOME ONE LIKE YOU WHO WONT BE THERE FROM MONDAY TO FRIDAY, MAY BE JUST COME ON SATURDAYS?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Woman & Her Child Sleep At Nigerian Consulate In South Africa (Video) by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:36pm On Sep 14, 2019
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THAT WOMAN IS NOT A NIGERIAN, SHE IS FROM A FRANCOPHONE COUNTRY, MAY BE MARRIED TO A NIGERIAN. ANY WAY, NIGERIA IS ALWAYS HOME TO ALL. YOU ARE WELCOME TO 9JA. TAKE TIME AND STUDY HER LIPS AND SPEECH YOU WILL KNOW.
Family › Re: Will You Be Angry With Your Wife If You Discover She's Saving From Upkeep Money? by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:01pm On Sep 13, 2019
THE NAN NO FIT THROW FACE? HE MUST BE A STINGY MAN, ANY MONEY MY WIFE SAVED FROM THE FAMILY UPKEEP MONEY STILL COMES BACK TO THE FAMILY, AND THE GOOD THING IS THAT SHE BRINGS THIS MONEY AT THE TIME I AM BROKE AND WILL SAY USE THIS, I AM NOT GIVING IT TO YOU, BUT I AM BORROWING YOU OOOO.... SHE KNOWS THAT'S THE END OF THE MONEY,
Health › Re: Help Needed: Sleeplessness, Persistent Pain In The Head And Neck by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:14pm On Sep 13, 2019
Hmm, my dear 80% of Nairalanders may not understand what you are going through, my earnest prayer for them is that they should not understand it. I can be in the best position to further explain to others what you passing because i went through the same circle 2007 - 2014 (7 solid years of sleeplessness Chronic Insomnia) visited all manners of doctors, used all manners of drugs. But God fully healed me, mine started just as yours, I had malaria and typhoid, went to the hospital for treatment along the lane discovered i could no longer sleep................ stayed in a range of complete one month without dozing off, used everything i can name, visited all kinds of specialist, along the lane, i started thinking suicidal. Yes, the reason why you are having all those persistent pains is as a result of lack of sleep.... Sleep on it self is a healing agent so when you dont sleep, how will healing takes place. In all my dear, i layed everything at the feet of Jesus asked him to deal with me which ever way He pleases. I went religious after exhausting every available medical solution to that. I will advice you stop sedatives all kind of sedatives and go Natural. during the cause of my religion ex-capped, i met a pastor explain my predicament to him, he invited me to a vigil at the place of the vigil i dozed off, na so one mumu usher come de hit me to stand up, na the pastor shout for the Usher to leave me, na so church turn de look pastor in surprise. but all in all i am healed now. now even if i feel i want to have all the weekend for sleep the highest i will take is half a tablet of Puritoon that's all.
Health › Re: Help Needed: Sleeplessness, Persistent Pain In The Head And Neck by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:30am On Sep 13, 2019
Hmm, my dear 80% of Nairalanders may not understand what you are going through, my earnest prayer for them is that they should not understand it. I can be in the best position to further explain to others what you passing because i went through the same circle 2017 -2014 when God fully healed me, mine started just as yours, i had malaria and typhoid, went to the hospital for treatment along the lane discovered i could no longer sleep................ stayed in a range of complete one month without dozing off, used everything i can name, visited all kinds of specialist, along the lane, i started thinking suicidal. Yes, the reason why you are having all those persistent pains is as a result of lack of sleep.... Sleep on it self is a healing agent so when you dont sleep, how will healing takes place. In all my dear, i layed everything at the feet of Jesus asked him to deal with me which ever way He pleases. I went religious after exhausting every available medical solution to that. I will advice you stop sedatives all kind of sedatives and go Natural. during the cause of my religion ex-capped, i met a pastor explain my predicament to him, he invited me to a vigil at the place of the vigil i dozed off, na so one mumu usher come de hit me to stand up, na the pastor shout for the Usher to leave me, na so church turn de look pastor in surprise. but all in all i am healed now. now even if i feel i want to have all the weekend for sleep the highest i will take is half a tablet of Puritoon that's all.
Politics › Re: UPDATE: Tribunal Did Not Sack Orji Kalu, His Certificate Remains Intact by DEBJOCH1(m): 4:20pm On Sep 10, 2019
I AM A PROUD BORN OF ABIA NORTH, REPRESENTING BENDE, I CAN HIT MY CHEST TO TELL ANY ONE WHO CARES TO LISTEN THAT ABIA NORTH IS APC, CURTSY OF DR. ORJI KALU, AND APC IS ABIA NORTH, EVEN IF THE RERUN IS TO TAKE PLACE 100 TIMES, APC WILL WIN.
Crime › Re: Man Who Deceived His Friend To Steal His Tricycle Nabbed 4 Months After (pix) by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:52pm On Sep 09, 2019
Send the idiot to 2 years imprisonment at Kiri Kiri maximum for him to go and do 2 years programme there wicked fellow.
Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek Critically Ill. Hospitalized In London - Manager by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:33pm On Sep 09, 2019
May God bless all the philanthropists who have being trying to repackage Majeck Fasheck against all odd. Nigerians have really tried to repackage this man, excessive weed is a bastard.
Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek Critically Ill. Hospitalized In London - Manager by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:33pm On Sep 09, 2019
Nay God bless all the philanthropists who have being trying to repackage Majeck Fasheck against all odd. Nigerians have really tried to repackage this man, excessive weed is a bastard.
Celebrities › Re: Joseph Yobo Celebrates His 39th Birthday With His Wife, Adaeze And Kids (Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:14pm On Sep 09, 2019
Cute pictures, but come to think of it, if Yobo is 39, then me I am 19, awo group of oni iro.
Career › Re: Abia Polytechnic Sacks 258 Workers by DEBJOCH1(m): 11:37pm On Sep 08, 2019
Iblad0994:
APC is a devilish party and they have always been a party without the interest of the voters at heart, a case study of Yahaya Bello.

If PDP were to be the party ruling Abia, the governors would have employed 1000 more staffs rather than sack the staffs.

Abia Governor should decamp to PDP straight so we can start enjoying the dividend of democracy.
. Is Abia an APC state? Oponu rede rede. I am from Abia State, among all the progressive states (APC ruled states) Abia State can not stand to rub shoulder with any of the progressive states in term of development. Let the sacked staff enjoy themselves for supporting and abetting corrupt PDP since 20 years ago. I am personally very much ashamed to tell any one that I am from Abia state. Shame

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