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Politics › Re: Rebecca Aikhomu And Her Children Kidnapped In Edo by Decryptor(m): 7:21am On Oct 20, 2013
donphilopus: More details soon..


SOURCE: www.osundefender.org/?p=127658
If it is Osundefender, then i don't believe it! Liars!!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Warns Kenya Over Deportation Of Official by Decryptor(m): 6:45am On Oct 20, 2013
Willy10Willy: Dat is ur babe? she too worwor. worwor babe wit hairy nippus.
Can you all see the effect of Awo's fake free education? I'm embarassed! embarassed
Politics › Re: Nigeria Warns Kenya Over Deportation Of Official by Decryptor(m): 6:39am On Oct 20, 2013
Willy10Willy: [img]http://www.fakeiphonesms.de/tempimg/www-fakeiphonesms-de100491382247114100491382247114.png[/img]
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I knack you akpako with my Munched BBM cool screenshots and you run to www.fakeiphonesms.de to create all these? shocked shocked If the real owner of the post/comment "Mr Italiano" happens to see it, it means he will commit suicide.

Kai! I can see that i have given someone High BP this morning....ehyaaa! Sorry, it is well. grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria Warns Kenya Over Deportation Of Official by Decryptor(m):
^^^^Hahahahaha! If you want to throw a punchline, bring out real and genuine pictures. Not the one cooked out of frustration with a fake website as your fake tribe and fake self personalised for me by putting up my NL moniker and Peter Obi's name undecided undecided

As you can see, mine was a real conversation with my babe on BBM (i doubt you have ever touched one before) and she was just buying it. When someone uses bottle to smash your head and you start bleeding, u then pinch the person in his arm and run out to tell people you retaliated! grin grin That's lame man! Oh, i forgot....you are a yorubastard...that's how you peeps are!

Hit me with something better. Coward!!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Warns Kenya Over Deportation Of Official by Decryptor(m): 5:50am On Oct 20, 2013
Final One...

Politics › Re: Nigeria Warns Kenya Over Deportation Of Official by Decryptor(m): 5:49am On Oct 20, 2013
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Politics › Re: Nigeria Warns Kenya Over Deportation Of Official by Decryptor(m): 5:45am On Oct 20, 2013
Italiano1: What do you expect when we unfortunately share the same nationality with drug pushers and criminals from your village.

By the time we are done with you, we will give every umuigbo a tier 2 Nigerian Passport and will state the following with a Government crest aptly stamped -

" This fellow is unfortunately a Nigerian citizen and is potentially a danger to your country, please ensure that you take every necessary precaution to ascertain the exact purpose of his/her visit. The holder of this passport comes from the South East of Nigeria where criminality, cannibalism, corruption and most importantly the trade in narcotics is a way of life. We would advise that you detain the holder of this passport until further notice until if/when you are able to determine the exact purpose of their entry into your country. On behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigeria- we wish you the best of luck".

This will differentiate other Nigerians from the dump that is alaibo in foreign nations

Thank you
Hahahaha! No need to throw tantrums son of oduduwa aka "sky-fall"! In reaction to the bolded statement you made, i think the Immigration in UK have started implementing that policy already only that the people who are black-listed are you yorubastard brothers who are known to perpetrate heinous crimes ranging from property insurance scams to health insurance scams! The icing on the cake came with your ohemmanu terrorist brother "Michael Adebolajo" aka Muhajid who beheaded a soldier unprovoked on the streets of UK. Yes, ibos do drugs but never has it been heard that an Ibo man killed an national of a country where he resides! Bottom-line, Ibos migrate to a foreign country to do business, yorubaboons immigrate there to scam and kill!
Like i said earlier, the UK after the Michael Adebolajo incident is now taking matters of geo-political zoning as a stringent issue whilst applying for a visa to their country. Thanks to an Ibo friend of mine who works in the Nigerian High Commission who presented statistical analogies to them on a security meeting they had sometime in July. She posited that the majority of Immigrants from Nigeria to UK are usually yorubastards and that the crimes by Nigerians in Uk are carried out by them. Numerous cases of Women who get pregnant in Lagos and run to the UK to deliver because of the Immigrant Health Insurance Scheme which has been of course scrapped due to the atrocities committed by these women who run away after giving birth and don't pay the paltry 10% that is required of them as stipulated by the HIS! Kai!! Poverty is a disease!! Just because they want their children to be Omo UK!!!
The policy has to an extent been effected as 2 yoruba students were denied student visas into the UK when they applied with a female friend of mine who was given hers and is currently studying there. I had to warn her about your kinsmen who school there with her already while we were chatting and below are screen-shots of our conversation on BBM. Thank God her eyes became open and she heeded to it! So you see Mr Italiano (only in your dreams) the UK immigration/Govt is aware of your tribesmen terrorist affiliations and criminal acts. If you doubt me, carry ur stinking tongue-biting yoruba name and apply for a Visa, let's see how quick you get it! Møгøn!!

Politics › Re: Nigeria Warns Kenya Over Deportation Of Official by Decryptor(m): 10:07pm On Oct 19, 2013
So yoruba man has been deported too from Kenya? Where are all those ohemmanu møгøns in this forum who run their mouths about ibos "tarnishing the image of Nigeria" in foreign countries? You all should go to the airport and ask your Yoruba-Yoruba brother what he did that warranted his deportation.
Family › Re: 4 Women Claim To Be MIC Okusanya's Wives by Decryptor(m): 8:50pm On Oct 19, 2013
NewsINigeria: [img]http://3.bp..com/-OIDmJrp_EC8/UmGx8vcWjkI/AAAAAAAAfmA/6UwrORD8yzI/s320/M_I_C-Undertakers-bossTunji-Okusanya-and-son-Tunji-Okusanya-Jr_-600x600.jpg[/img]
As the family of late Mr. Tunji Okusanya Snr, Managing Director, MIC Funeral Services, battles to get over the tragedy that befell them after the ill-fated Associated Airlines plane crash that killed him and four of his workers, some unknown women have surfaced in the family claiming to have children for the deceased Okusanya Snr.

According to Leadership, members of
the family that sought anonymity said following the demise of the philanthropic director of the foremost undertaking company in the country, Magbamowo Industrial Company (M.I.C.), four other women apart from his legitimate wives have showed up as his wives.
The women and the children they claim to be Okunsanya's, were never introduced to other members of the family by the late Okusanya.
The family member said:
“I am surprised because he did not tell or show the wives and children to his friends and family members as it has turned out to be. But such an incidence cannot be ruled out considering the status of the MIC boss.
He lived a larger than life lifestyle. Women chase such people who are successful, even if they do not chase the women. It is not a crime to have many children and we do not count children in Africa..


LEADERSHIP Friday learnt that with the present development, the total number of children fathered by Okusanya outside his matrimonial home and the ones that are known to the family member stands at nine children, including a two-month-old baby.

This revelation took many of his family members by surprise as none of them has admitted being aware of the existence of other women and children.
DNA tests have been recommended.

Leadership.com

More news at http://www.newsinigeria..com
Yoruba men doing what they are known for
Business › Re: Fire Guts Onitsha Market, Traders Attempt Suicide by Decryptor(m): 7:54pm On Oct 19, 2013
geeez: Eyaa sorry o

But if this happened in Lagos, you bet this thread would have grown twice as long on insults and accusations of arson by Fashola on businesses controlled by the owners of Lagos
It is possible that his cronies came into Onitsha and did it. Any BokoHaram apologist is capable of anything.
Politics › Re: NCAA Bought N225m Cars For Operations by Decryptor(m): 10:17am On Oct 19, 2013
biafranqueen: So how come nobody was tripping when Fashola bought three cars for security at 3 million in 2011?
http://ttsoundings.com/2011/08/13/governor-fashola-public-conscience-v-n600million-armoured-jeeps/
Because the people who are making the most noise about this NCAA ish are the Ngati-Yoruba and abokis who hate the good work that the honourable Min of Aviation Stella Oduah is doing. They don't want progress in the Airports in the SE zone. Whether they like it or not...Stella will stay! Let the NCAA director who is their brother and who personally put the quotation for the purchase of the vehicles resign instead!
Politics › Re: Renovated MMIA Roof Already Leaking by Decryptor(m): 9:08am On Oct 19, 2013
APC will not stop at anything to make sure that Stella leaves! If you people like, pour kerosene on MMIA and set it on fire...Stella is going nowhere!
Food › Re: 25 Powerful Reasons To Eat Bananas by Decryptor(m): 7:25am On Oct 19, 2013
Thereishel: 4. is not true, banana has insignificant amount of
Calcium, it does not help in building bones
5. Banana contains a high quantities of sugar,
therefore it does not regulate blood sugar but
increase it.
6. is false because it cause belly fat and risk of
type 2 diabetes
8. Is scientifically wrong being a candidate for
diabetes 2, increases the chances of stroke and
heart attack. Even when you eat it too much
instead of it increasing your K, it decreases it in
your body and I am telling you what happened to
me personally. I always hv 2.9-3-0 in my body
system but the standard range is between 3.5-5.0
You are a stark ILLITERATE! Imagine you saying banana contains sugar! shocked Did you even go to school at all? Even if you did, your school fees is a total waste! Let me educate you...All sweet fruits contain natural sugars known as fructose which is a natural sugar that has 0% negative health effects unlike the conventional factory processed sugar. This is because fructose has a antioxidant
called phenol plus other fibres which is absent from added sugar! Added sugar lacks the multiple health promoting qualities of fruits provided by phenols, fiber, vitamins, and minerals.

So please educate yourself very well before you come here to preach to us about banana increasing your diabetes (blood sugar) level. Unless it's Mr Biggs Ice-cream or any factory processed fruit juice like chivita that has banana flavour is what you take and that is different from natural banana.
Celebrities › Re: Yinka Ayefele’s Band-boys Disappear During US Tour by Decryptor(m): 9:07pm On Oct 18, 2013
They want to go and infect the US with their Yoruba-Yoruba behavior like they always do in the UK
Car Talk › Re: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by Decryptor(m): 3:37pm On Oct 18, 2013
maryhaam: That is minimal,back then in my uni days,bike do take two passengers,that how they take it bfre getting to my destination this guy have realeased on my gown i was like what ,he was so ashamed since that day i dont view guys close to me as safe oooo....
So that guy released on your gown and the spermmmm was so much that it passed thru his boxers and trousers to even reach and soak ur gown that you noticed! undecided

Car Talk › Re: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by Decryptor(m): 3:29pm On Oct 18, 2013
Danhumprey: You must be clueless! angry See how you keep contradicting yourself. What is the difference between Naija guys and Naija men? They are still the same. There is only difference between boys and men.

You must be spewing all these rubbish becos you are heartbroken. Pele o
*falls from the window of Abuja SURE-P BRT Bus* grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by Decryptor(m): 3:22pm On Oct 18, 2013
chidyhels: Tufiakwaa o o,my sister. That act disgust me a lot and its growing popular nowadays. Places that requires one to stand; stadium,shows, gatherings.etc.
I dnt fail to disgrace them either. I knw most ladies have experienced this bottom rubbing,pls we should learn to speak up; that is if u feel irritated with the act,if not,enjoy the smooching while it lasts. Lol.
But truth be told...some ladies actually enjoy that back rubbing...esp if the guy has a big abunna. I remember when it happened to me a long time ago when i went for a match-pass on Oct 1st in a stadium back in my school days. The babe had this soft big bumper and i was standing behind her (that day, i no wear boxers), she actually had to bend by supporting herself on the backrest of the iron chair in front of her so she could feel my sugar-cane very well. It was so heavenly grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by Decryptor(m): 2:59pm On Oct 18, 2013
Kingsley Jay: Hahahahahaha!
So hilarious

I used to do the rubbing thing back in secondary skul and the ladies also smash their breasts on my we guys back, then in the skul
But I never knew full grown men still do it......they need to grow up.....smh
Old habits never die.
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw And Rita Dominic At A Recording (Picture) by Decryptor(m): 7:20am On Oct 18, 2013
seedord247: And your source?
Keep quiet you cow! Did you marry her and divorced her before Mr Nuttal did? angry
Entertainment › Re: Funny Nigerian Animation Video- GBEDU DANCING by Decryptor(m): 11:18pm On Oct 17, 2013
Excuse me Mr Chrisabig or wareva is your name...are you looking for cheap popularity? So the "Wow, it's so funny" and "Hahahahahaha" comments has triggered your hormones into pasting rubbish! ASUU plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz help!
Nairaland General › Re: Boko Haram Pesticide In The Market by Decryptor(m): 6:32pm On Oct 17, 2013
Na wah for this business strategy o!

Music/Radio › Re: Davido Not Satisfied With Skelewu Video, Reshooting It as Fans complains by Decryptor(m): 10:14am On Oct 17, 2013
You shoot rubbish video come carry shame face claim say e leak! Ur video na bag of purewater wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ leak? Yeye boy!
Politics › Re: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by Decryptor(m): 10:11am On Oct 17, 2013
luvdokta: [img]http://seducingwomen.tk/SeducingWomenBanner.jpg[/img]

After reading most comments on this thread, I concluded that most people need help cry
You nko wey advertise banner on how to seduce women...you should put up an ad about how guys can make money instead of how to chase women. You need bigger help!
Politics › Re: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by Decryptor(m): 8:59am On Oct 17, 2013
Bobandgreat: I am in full support of this. At least some mothers still have decency in this country.
If she is a thieving APC politician, then she is no different from them gals.
Politics › Re: UK To Repatriate 267 Nigerian Prisoners by Decryptor(m):
They are bringing them back because of their lack of personal hygiene! We all know the region in Nigeria that makes up most of the immigrants in UK and commits all sorts of crime there. (Remember the Butcher)
Romance › Re: Can A Nigerian Girl Serenade Her Lover? by Decryptor(m): 10:08pm On Oct 16, 2013
Watch it! If ur Naija babe serenades for you, she has found out your ATM Pin esp if you have lots of money in your account angry
Business › Re: New Tricks Used By Filling Station's Pump Attendant by Decryptor(m): 12:50pm On Oct 16, 2013
When i drive into any filling station, i dispense the fuel myself!

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