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You think he is a SIMP like Tunde Thomas or BBN's Ozor...naaah!

Dangote na sharp guy...he chop, clean mouth

He ended up saying NOTHING!

Pochettino:
Stop marrying pretty girls and come for we ugly ones, men no go hear. Now see.

Fine gals will always cheat whether they want to or not.

You women are the same whether ugly or pretty!

The very first lady to break my heart and made me become a Red Piller was ugly with a striking resemblance with "Sid of Ice Age"

You women are terrible!

CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....

Are you trying to justify your ugliness and state of singlehood?

BiggyB242:
Imagine 4 days, them suppose to they sue bank. What if you wanted to pay for something that had a deadline and probably a large amount of money you can't afford to pay twice.

My brother, it was terrible. That was one of the most harrowing experience in my life. To imagine that the guy called account manager a day after that and he was told that the money had not yet reflected.

The Friday the burial was held was actually a public holiday the holiday filtered into Monday the following week. It was on Tuesday that I think his account was "manually" made to accept the transfer before he received an alert of which he called to apologize for abuses and curses he dished out to me the previous day which was Monday.

Una go see better banks like Zenith, Fidelity etc and you people wil still go and ope account with yeye banks like Access, FCMB, Keystone etc.

FCMB almost made me not to bury my late mother in 2017 after i had transferred the mortuary fees to the mortician's FCMB account. The next day was burial as we came to carry her corpse the man no gree. Said he had not seen an alert so he was not releasing the body!

We beg tire but the man refused to flinch!

To the extent that my uncles come dey even doubt whether i transferred the money truly even though i was showing everyone the debit alert from my GT Account.

It was not until i did the unexpected by going into the morgue and touched my late mum's forehead with one hand and the other hand up and swore that if i was trying to defraud the mortician, let it never be well with me and my mother's spirit should bear me witness. That was when the man became somehow convinced and allow us carry her body o

Long story short the man got credited about 4 days later

kingzizzy:
The man who killed Ironsi, General Danjuma, is still out there being celebrated despite being a murderer

Thunder is already firing him and his kinsmen because the Fulanis he planned the coup with are using his people in Taraba for "shooting practice".

You do something bad to Igbos and you will surely get your karma when the time comes!

It happened to awo, and it is currently happening to TY Danjuma and Gowon.

They are Shia Muslims. Shia Muslims are more tolerant with Christians. During religious crisis, they hide Christians so they don't get killed by the Sunni Muslims which are the majority in the North and believe that Christians are infidels and should be put to death.

Your president and El rufai are Sunni Muslims.

Your heart is aching and you still have the strength to hold phone and enter Instagram?

Between Peter and Lola, i don't know who transmitted stupidity sexually to each other. I think it has to be Lola that transmitted it to Peter

Foolish people

Davdan1315:
Voguepay is the worst small payment processor in Nigeria.

Why do you want to use them. They will never release your money to you.

I have made withdrawal for more than 7 days now and they have refused to release my money.

Voguepay is a shame. Voguepay is fraudulent.

I'm already contacting someone how action can be taken against them.

Thank you so much for this information

Did you say sacred?

Was it not here that that yoruba IndecentStar King Blackhoc had an orgy with his f*ck girls just months back?

I wont blame the guy. See as this hut in the grove resemble puna

www.nairaland.com/attachments/12884187_tour116_jpeg19bce3575cb6ab0bddf241c4f604357e

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They want to frustrate Igbos from travelling out of Lagos

dollytino4real:
n.a. men cry pass

As you can see the video proof, those are two ladies...just 2 among the many videos i have on my laptop o

Now show me a single video of a man crying that he needed sex during lockdown.

Southern Nigerians are very foolish set of people sha!

We are complaining of Fulani herdsmen attacks and Southerners are still buying cow!

When you buy a cow, you are paying for ammunitions for the herdsmen! Beef is even unhealthy meat!!

Stick to goat, pork, poultry and fish!

Imagine if it were Igbos who sell cows, you think the North will patronize you?

If 70% of southerners stop eating beef, the herdsmen attacks on the South will stop entirely

dollytino4real:
even a year I go stay wella

Easier said than done!

Ordinary 2 weeks of lockdown, you women were crying


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDQQyRTojRU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBabDhrJC_4

dollytino4real:
men and tohtoh sha!

As if you can stay for a whole 6 months without pr.ic.k

Good one. The guy is highly talented.

stellaiyede:
You sound so dumb. Nairaland is full of dumb and frustrated fellows, anyways. Op, resist the urge when it comes by all means. It will wear off in a few days. You'll be fine.

Thanks stellaiyede.

The population of dumbos on this forum is really sickening!

Novacare has really cleared the air for me and said the same thing you just said. I appreciate

Samakus:
Easy Tiger. Easy!

Did I break a nerve?

Naaah! You didn't break a nerve. I was just reacting to your folly which has finally been exposed!

Samakus:
Are you not too old to be this uncultured?

Just asking

Bad damage control! Ask yourself if you aren't to old to spew rubbish on my thread

femmyapson:
Lol, she has been a terror for the past 5years. Barking the hell out of passersby upon hearing voices outside the compound. She is a crazy feminist that has nothing to do with male. . She has never mated not even once. Cos na fight she dey always fight when we take her for mating . We have tried to make her mate in different places with different type of breed but she no dey gree. A doc once said we should get another puppy if we want a dog that will reproduce, that she is too furious for another to mate her

So forget the snake issue. She is capable

She reminds me of some female nairalanders who make trouble here. They know themselves

She's pained! She's only hiding it!

ValCon888:
Never trust these vaginal people. Most of them are a disgrace to womanhood. If you don't give in to them they tag you a rapist. It is time we amend our laws. Any woman that falsely accuses a man of rape should face life imprisonment.

No...any woman who accuses a man of rape should face mob action by stoning to death!

sapphiere:
Actually something is in sex. If not, I see no reason why a man would rape chickens.

Zzor:
lol Penis people and erection wahala, its like their brains seize to work when erection takes over them, I may be wrong sha

Both of you have the knack of always commenting rubbish! It's like you both suckled the same grade of soured breastmilk during infancy!

doggedfighter:
Rape is evil !!!!!
And shouldn't be used for settling scores.

Sex should be consensual

There's nothing as sweet as a willing man or woman.

Did you even read the post before commenting?

NovaCare:
I doubt he is marketing this because the last thing someone marketing a beverage will do is to say it has addictive ingredients. That alone is a red flag.

Please educate the illiterate for me. I doubt he Samakus even knows what the word "addictives" is.

His world revolves around growing beards and playing bet9ja so it is evident that he is empty headed. Foolish people everywhere

NovaCare:
This bolt drink is made by lacasera and that was how lacasera was so popular with huge sales because their was some sort of ingredients that makes you crave for more. I think they added the same ingredient in that ginger drink. Secondly, such ingredients were made to play with a certain hormone in the brain called the hippocampus which is a horseshoe-shaped membrane located in your temporal lobe, is responsible for making short-term and long-term memories.

The hippocampus in your instance enables you to remember the taste of teem versus the ginger drink.

Solution: Just fight the cravings and take foods high in calcium so that it alters those cravings and before long, the addiction will subside.

Thank you so much sir/ma. It's good to know that nairaland has some learned people which can give response to certain cases like this unlike uneducated dimwits who will always misinterpret what someone has in mind.

I noticed the same thing in lacasera when it debuted years back so you are absolutely not far from the truth.

I had to stop taking it entirely as soon as i started. I guess i will just have to zero my mind from taking it when the urge creeps in

Samakus:
My joy is that I'm not alone in thinking that this is a charade of a marketing strategy as evidenced by the comments up there.

Of course you are not alone! The population of idiots in the universe is not made up by a single person alone. At times, phenomena like idiocy and gambling both of which you possess is even hereditary!

And hey, I bet. And I'm still far better by you in all round, by HIS grace. Emphasis on "all round"

Thank God you said by HIS GRACE meaning that it is still an expectation.

Samakus:
I expected you to rant.

Go and up your game mister. You're uncreative for a marketer

I come online to talk of my experiences after taking something i feel is addictive and you call it marketing

Just like somebody who may come online to talk about an addition to cocaine and a dimwitted gambling recluse like you would opine that he is marketing cocaine?

Go to the nearest Bet9ja shop and throw away money today as you have always been doing and will always continue to do for the rest of your life. I have always know that gamblers have zero sense and you are a real proof!

Samakus:
A very lame advert. Zero creativity.

If you're very well paid to be this 'uncreative', then you're just a Nigerian version of Willian that Chelsea 'dashed' Arsenal only for him to be shit

Jeez! What the hell is wrong with you? Does this look like an advert to you?

So if something that possibly has addictive in it is being complained about by someone who took it, you believe people who are wary of not wanting to get addicted will try it out because it is seen as an advert?

Sorry but you are a very good example of an educated illiterate which likens reality to nothing but football since that seems to be all you know

Pearlqueen:
Marketer...well done!

Oga, i am not marketing anything! This drink is made by La Casera company and they have all the financial resources to do their marketing if they wish to. Besides it you are a rational thinker, you would know that this very post can de-market them because many people who may have not taken it might become wary and decide never to.

Yesterday, something crazy and frightening happened to me.

I usually drink Teem bitter lemon and this is the only soda i take and i drink it like once in a week.

Then just yesterday morning after preparing some pasta, i decided to go to a nearby store to get me a bottle of teem ro wash it down only for me to get there and the woman in the store told me Teem was not in the fridge. I was about to turn back and go home to eat my pasta with ordinary water but she called me back and asked me to take this drink called Bold Ginger. If only i had said No and gone back home as i always do when other shop owners tell me to take coke, fanta etc when my favorite Teem is no available, maybe i won't be in this precarious condition.

Out of curiosity and the fact that i actually have tasted that Bold Ginger before and i remembered it had some gingery taste like that, i decided to give it a try. I opened the drink halfway home to take a sip and immediately tit went through my palette and throat, i felt this kind of refreshment that i couldn't resist the urge not to take pauses in-between taking gulps of drink which is normal.

I downed the bottle within 2 mins and was like "Oh well...maybe it is because i was thirsty" and opted to go and eat my pasta with ordinary water. But on getting to the gate of my house, i felt this uncontrollable urge to get another bottle. I tried to fight it but i couldn't and before you could say "Bubu", i was on my way to that woman's shop again and found myself paying for another bottle of Bold Ginger.

I got home after drinking almost half of it on the way and settled down to eat breakfast and drank the remaining. It wasn't up to 30 mins after i had finished eating, that uncontrollable urge came again to drink Bold Ginger but i was watching a movie so i pretended not to pay attention.
But before i knew it, i started off to the woman's shop to buy another bottle of this drink.

Just after about 1 hour, i started having another craving for another bottle. I tried to fight it off but it was as if i was under the influence of narcotics.

I started hyperventilating and became restless. All my body system was bent on taking that drink once more.I thought i was going mad and before i knew it, i was running like craze man to the shop. On the whole, i took 5 bottles of that Bold Ginger yesterday.

Only for me to wake up this morning and i am beginning to have that urge to drink it again and as i type this, i am feeling that gingery taste of it on my mouth which i know is not there but wants to be there. I even had to rush to aboki that sells fruits and vegetables down the street to buy Ginger only for it to get worse.

I want to know if anybody has felt or is feeling the same way because it has become a huge source of concern.

To medical experts in the house...Is there any medical or psychological explanation to this?

I suspect the producers of that drink put an additive in it because Teem wey i dey drink for almost a year now no dey shack me like this