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Celebrities › Re: I Want To Quit Acting - Gideon Okeke Reveals by Decryptor(m): 6:18pm On Dec 01, 2020
This Gideon sha no get sense. Always yarning trash!
What did you do with all the monies you were paid for acting Tinsel by Multi choice? Your mates were investing and you were balling.
Now marriage don enter and you can't keep up with your luxurious lifestyle and you are coming here to disturb us.
Celebrities › Re: Man Caught While Using His Girlfriend's Card To Shop For Another Lady by Decryptor(m): 6:13pm On Dec 01, 2020
pocohantas:
All these guys with very-skinny-dirty-jeans and carved eyebrows, no dey too get sense.




The kind of babes I need in my life. Not those ones that will open mouth waaaa and say “I don’t like female friends, I prefer guys”

Do guys prefer you? cheesy

That year one guy dey cast im babe anyhow for my front. You dey chyke me, come dey cast your ex. Still give me her number to warn her off. As you be Bill Gates heir, two vagina people should start fighting for you. I just dey forward the babe screenshots. She needed to know what she is up against. No time o! grin grin
You too dey yarn trash sha undecided
Crime › Re: Man Stabbed To Death In Delta After He Won N15 Million Bet (Graphic Pix) by Decryptor(m): 6:06pm On Dec 01, 2020
Ashinze:
The funniest thing it may be that game no enter
Go back and read the story all over again!
Crime › Re: Man Stabbed To Death In Delta After He Won N15 Million Bet (Graphic Pix) by Decryptor(m): 6:05pm On Dec 01, 2020
Neddstark:
At the end, they may not be able to have access into his phone so probably, the fools just chose to do evil's work for free.

Please if you win bet of 1 million no tell anybody the exact amount. I know there is that great excitement and you want to spread the news but not everybody is happy about goodnews that is not for them. Simply tell them that you won 400k or so or a money that can be overlooked. Because wickedness these days, we never know.
And you think someone can't kill you over 400k?
Celebrities › Re: You Are So Rude - Erica Tells Kiddwaya On Big Brother Sierra Leone TV Show by Decryptor(m): 9:07am On Nov 30, 2020
Chris2863:
Why the voices of the Senegalese dey sound somehow grin grin
Oga, the are Sierra leoneans and NOT Senegalese undecided
Education › Re: Chisom Chukwuneke Talking About Chronic Myeliod Leukemia Before Her Death: Video by Decryptor(m): 7:56am On Nov 30, 2020
Village People Crew (VPC)...can you people now see that this girl had an underlying illness right from time before her death!

I am saying this because of those who came here spewing trash about her being killed by village people because of her feat in the WAEC Exams especially those who were bashing South Easterners about killing people who they see that are succeeding!
Car Talk › Re: Inside NTM's Multi-Billion Automobile Assemble Plant In Kano (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:45am On Nov 29, 2020
Arrewa:
Made in kano, Nigeria
Arrewa, you are very funny! Because it is in the North now, it is now "Made in Nigeria and Kano" but i am sure that you will say Innoson is only being assembled abi?
Christianity Etc › Re: Beauty Can Be Deceptive; Don't Be Deceived by Decryptor(m): 11:22am On Nov 29, 2020
superlanny:
The same way Buhari and his evil gang of thieves deceived us into believing their change crap.

We thought we were seeing beauty, not knowing that King Kong sef fine pass Buhari, infact the devil is a saint, compared to all this our politicians.

Buhari is the definition of beautiful outside and ugly inside.

Lai Mohammed na Ugly outside, Ugly inside, infact ugly surround that one. He should be renamed Lai Uglee
I wasn't deceived!

I was a big fan of Buhari until after the wanton killings of corpers who helped conduct the elections in the North by some lunatics in northern states of Adamawa, Bauchi, Borno, Gombe, Jigawa, Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Niger, Sokoto, Yobe, and Zamfara just after the 2011 elections.

When he was asked how he felt about the death of those innocent corpers and other people who lost their lives, he said that "The people who erupted violence were only reacting to the results of the election"

Meaning that their death was justifiable! That was when Buhari lost a supporter. When he came back to contest in 2015, i shouted to the rooftops for all who cared to listen not to vote for a man who supported mass murder but some people thought i was talking trash! Now we can see where we are today as a nation!
Celebrities › Re: Davido Shares Lovely Photo Of His Son, Ifeanyi (pix) by Decryptor(m): 10:51am On Nov 29, 2020
superlanny:
Ifeanyi lucky say him escape flatthead, e for pain am when he grow up.
Davido is lucky he escaped olosho afonja wife...e for pain am when he grows old to find out all his kids are not biologically his.
Romance › Re: What Should A Guy Do After Catching His Girlfriend With Another Man? (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 6:46pm On Nov 28, 2020
Arrewa:
Naija men... We too get issue!!

You caught your girlfriend on bed with another man.

Is she your wife? No.

Did you pay her bride prize? Mba.

Then you move to the next available pussy and stop being a fool.

That's why I love my Fulani girls.

They hardly cheat! I mean it.

They will rather break up with you than cheat.


Not that we no dey chop life here.

But we no dey too caste and over do things.

That's why we still have large number of virgins here.

If you caught your girlfriend cheating! Break up with her or just bone and continue enjoying free pussy.

Make una dey use una head. No go kill Person pikin and rot in jail all because pussy
And yet your Fulani El rufai brother allowed his son to marry an Igbo girl instead of Fulani undecided
Romance › Re: Kazakhstan Bodybuilder Weds His Sex Doll In Groundbreaking Ceremony (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:06pm On Nov 26, 2020
tarantino1:
My logic is completely retarded and I'm beginning to think I was dropped on my head as a child hence I don't know that "growing a brain" is just an idiomatic expression...I am a dumbass.
Oh really? What a pity! undecided
Romance › Re: Kazakhstan Bodybuilder Weds His Sex Doll In Groundbreaking Ceremony (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:36am On Nov 26, 2020
tarantino1:
Nonsense logic
Wear your phone a ring and proceed to marry it and your logic might just begin to make sense, Mr Strawman
Mr Ignoramus, a sex doll like that is made from materials that are as soft as a woman's skin and has genitals where the owner can derive sexual pleasure. That the man decided to marry the doll is none of your business. Grow a brain
Education › Re: SUG Awards To Cultists By Offa Polytechnic (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:33am On Nov 26, 2020
What do you expect? It is an institution located in a region that loves cultism, rituals, rape, armed robbery, skull harvesting etc

Wole Soyinka their brother was the pioneer founding member of cultism so what's the surprise here?

Was it not in Offa that armed robbery attack on a bank claimed lives?
Romance › Re: Kazakhstan Bodybuilder Weds His Sex Doll In Groundbreaking Ceremony (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:19pm On Nov 25, 2020
If you masturbate and yet come here to criticize this man, you are a hypocrite!
Celebrities › Re: Kaisha Umaru Shows Her "Maid" In Her Video, Gets Blasted by Decryptor(m): 10:06pm On Nov 25, 2020
Typical Average Nigerian Lady!

Lazy and with low IQ whose only interests are bleaching, using the latest phones and zero kitchen skills! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Ace Ogbonna: I Will Japa If All The Girls Keep Chasing Me by Decryptor(m): 9:56pm On Nov 25, 2020
SoftP:
Dem don break ur heart nii
grin
No be when i give person my heart e go get chance break am? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Ace Ogbonna: I Will Japa If All The Girls Keep Chasing Me by Decryptor(m): 9:08pm On Nov 25, 2020
SoftP:
That’s not a good mentality to cook on a growing child,
funny as it may sound, there is more to what he is saying than just a skit
By the time he is of age, he starts seeing the opposite sex as a problem rather being a blessing
The female sex has always been a problem and not a blessing! People who rendered a perfectly created world useless from the days of Eden
Science/Technology › Re: Fintech: Top 30 Leading Women In Nigeria’s Financial Technology Industyr by Decryptor(m): 8:33pm On Nov 25, 2020
LegendHer0:
Who founded this companies is the main koko. List the lies I made in my post.

Flutterwave was founded by a Yoruba yes or no? That he sold a stake is not the issue of discourse here.

John Obaro is Okun the Yoruba speaking tribe.

Tunde Kehinde was co-founder of Jumia.

Beside the e-transact mistake I made, can you point out the lies in my post?
Oga...i get am before no be property!
Business › Re: Voguepay Is Dead: Long Live Voguepay 3 by Decryptor(m): 8:25pm On Nov 25, 2020
skyhighweb:
How long does it take to verify a business account
Oga Voguepay, This Question is still unanswered o!
Webmasters › Re: Flutterwave Rave Users, Please? by Decryptor(m): 8:20pm On Nov 25, 2020
Run away from Flutterwave! Those guys are very sick and have poor customer care!
Travel › Re: Moremi Statue Of Liberty - Photos and Video of The Tallest Statue In Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 2:08pm On Nov 25, 2020
Sammy07:
I'm sure if you get to idanre you'll tell me the hill is less than 100ft cheesy
Focus on the overhyped stature first before we talk about your hills where witches reside undecided
Travel › Re: Moremi Statue Of Liberty - Photos and Video of The Tallest Statue In Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 2:06pm On Nov 25, 2020
Sammy07:
See this Otondo oooo.
do you know the meaning of 42 feet.huh

Just because you see it from the pics, you're judging it with the pics?

lol, Ofe nsala has really entered your brain, you're not thinking straight.
Oga, pick your brain from where you left it. The stature na "staircase help me" stature.

I am 10000% sure that you and the article writer did not evisage the notion of the staircase until i brought it up and it rebooted your brain but you are still living in denial.

You are the one who is not thinking straight because soured beans gbegiri has blocked your brain cheesy cheesy
Travel › Re: Moremi Statue Of Liberty - Photos and Video of The Tallest Statue In Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 1:34pm On Nov 25, 2020
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Sammy07:
stop eating Ofe nsala

Moremi statue is 42 feet tall.

The tallest in Nigeria.

the one you saw is 26 feet tall.
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Which 42 feet tall? What made it 42 feet? A stature that is at most 18 feet tall was put on a staircase of probably 20 feet high and you say it is the tallest? undecided

So if you are 5 feet tall and you climb a tree of 30 feet in height, then you will tell us you are 35 feet tall when asked of your height? cheesy

Stop eating Gbegiri!

Travel › Re: Moremi Statue Of Liberty - Photos and Video of The Tallest Statue In Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 1:28pm On Nov 25, 2020
travelwaka:
Moremi Statue is the tallest in Nigeria and it is one of the tourist attractions in Ile Ife Osun State. The story behind this place is about a woman known as Moremi Ajasoro who played an important role in Yoruba history. She helped in liberating the people from oppressors. She paid the price with her only child. The people of Ile Ife made a promise to her that they will forever be her children. This is why she is being celebrated to date.

The story behind it is there was this tribe known as the forest people who are always dressed in leaves that comes to attack their villages and kidnap their people. The people have tried so many things to prevent them from invading their villages but nothing worked. SO she approached the gods and the gods offered to help her liberate her people. However, the gods demanded her most precious asset for sacrifice. Without asking, she accepted the offer.
She followed their instructions and allowed herself to be captured by the forest people. After she was captured because of her beauty, the forest KIng couldn't resist her and he married her. This gave her the time to study the people and she learned about their tricks.
I'm sure rape and skull mining was among the tricks learnt grin
Travel › Re: Moremi Statue Of Liberty - Photos and Video of The Tallest Statue In Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 1:24pm On Nov 25, 2020
A saw a stature sculpted by a UNIZIK student there on the campus that dwarfed this stature a 100 times!

Nonsense and tallest
Crime › Re: I Harvest Human Parts From Christian Cemetery In Ogun ― 55-Year-Old Suspect by Decryptor(m): 12:29pm On Nov 25, 2020
Kestolove:
Typographical error on the name...op how much did people from dat cursed erosion region give u to change d name? Infact it's a fake news
Because it is from your skull mining region ,it has become fake news?
Crime › Re: Teacher Rapes 13-year-old Girl To Death In Bayelsa by Decryptor(m): 12:25pm On Nov 25, 2020
A 30-year-old teacher, Promise Sylvanus Ogun, of Government Secondary School, Toroegbeni, in Sagbama Local Government Area of Bayelsa State, has allegedly raped a minor to death.
They have exported their atrocities from South West to Bayelsa
Food › Re: Niger-imported Onions ‘turn Gold’ As Floods Ruin Harvest In Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 7:46pm On Nov 24, 2020
Onions can be grown in the South but we southerners leave it for the North to grow!

Every crop you see that grows in the North can trive 10 times better in the South but not everything that grows in the south can grow in the North because the soil up north is thatched, dry and rocky! The northerners tried unsuccessfully to grow the Palm tree so that they can cut buying palm oil from the Ease but the palm trees end up being dwarfed with no palm kernels coming out from it!

But in the East, you can comfortably grow onions, tomatoes etc in your backyard but my Igbo brothers instead of pursuing agriculture all rounder so that we cut the GDP of the North by not buying these crops from them, they are pursuing Biafra!
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Slays In Black Bikini (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:31pm On Nov 22, 2020
ethicallyright:
A pretty and independent Yoruba woman olosho - if you ask for my opinion. [/b]
FIXED!
Celebrities › Re: 9ice Brags About Not Staying With One Woman (Throwback Video) by Decryptor(m): 2:45pm On Nov 22, 2020
Typical yoruba guy!

All they do is yarn dust! FFK is an example. undecided
Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Picks Up As Rate Of Negative Growth Reduces Sharply by Decryptor(m): 7:32am On Nov 22, 2020
Liars!
Crime › Re: Prophet Segun Philip, Mother & Her Son Remanded For Killing, Eating LASU Student by Decryptor(m): 7:36pm On Nov 21, 2020
It is no longer skull mining again...it is now Human Meat Suya! cheesy

No wonder they call themselves "OmoluaBeasts" grin grin

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