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RomanceRe: My Neighbor Is Chasing My Wife Behind My Back by Decryptor(m): 10:19pm On Dec 16, 2020
tylerboy1501:
Good day fellas, I need your suggestion or idea on step to take.

My wife that stays with me at home, though I have not paid bride price yet, planning doing it next year by God grace just opened up to me today that our neighbor who stays in the same compound approached her when she went out to brush her teeth and started telling her that he will like to befriend her and that he heard when we were quarrelling at home, that I'm not supposed to santion her for whatever reason, that he loves her and sees her in his dream that he will like to friend her.

So she told him that he has someone already which he knew and she told him that if he didn't stop he will tell me, he now begged her not to let me be aware of it.

This incidence happened about a month ago, so I was surprised when she opened up to me today.
I was not happy at all. I need to take an action before it's out of hand.

Meanwhile we are only 2 Tennants living in the compound

Pls guys what do I do?
She is not your wife yet until you pay her bride price mister man!

Any other man has the right to approach her behind your back or even in front of you!
CelebritiesRe: Lola Omotayo Okoye's Father Is Dead (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 10:12pm On Dec 16, 2020
Watch out! Chief SIMP Peter will soon come out and blame Paul and Jude for his death!

Ijebu-eating Ewu Gambia!
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Surprises Offset With 2021 Lamborghini AventadorSVJ On His 29th Birthday by Decryptor(m):
These are the kind of wives we pray for!

Not all these broke "boxer and singlet buying" feminists some of which are here on Nairaland like Sa**phire, Zzor, Virginprincess and pocahantas undecided
CrimeRe: I Caught Pastor On Top Of My Girlfriend & I Set Them On Fire - Man In Bayelsa by Decryptor(m): 5:26pm On Dec 16, 2020
If you want to have easy access to women's pvssy, just become a clergy man!
RomanceRe: Russian Woman Marries A Briefcase She Dated For 5 Years (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 5:25pm On Dec 16, 2020
Feminists will not find anything wrong with this one. But they will complain about men marrying sex dolls
Car TalkRe: How To Get Your Car Out Of Mud In Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 2:28am On Dec 15, 2020
ifiokbenzy:
For manual i use 1&rev as the case may be. What do i knw sef apart from 140 on benin asaba & 120 via warri port?
Bros...Easy o...life no get duplicate
Car TalkRe: How To Get Your Car Out Of Mud In Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 4:55pm On Dec 14, 2020
All these things na long story...

If it is an automatic drive vehicle, put the gear to the lowest from D to L or 1, press the "OD (Over Drive) Button" by the side of the gear and just step and release on the accelerator pedal intermittedly as if you are pumping the vehicle lightly (don't over-rev).

If it is manual, use Gear 2 and do the same thing. If it is an SUV or SUT, engage the auxiliary gear! The vehicle must come out!

Nigerians these days just buy motor and drive round school field...daz all. No time to read the manual and check features of the vehicle.

That was how i saw one man struggling with a whole Hilux inside mud until i used that auxiliary which he never knew what it was. He said he thought it was for towing undecided
CelebritiesRe: Omah Lay And Tems Charged To Court In Uganda For Violating COVID-19 Protocols by Decryptor(m): 4:54pm On Dec 14, 2020
Nigerian Artistes should boycott performing in Uganda a year for every day Omah Lay stays in custody! If he is in custody for 10 days, no performance there for 10 years plus featuring their own artistes in any collabo!

What an insult! angry angry angry
EducationRe: Landlord Cancels 2020 Rent For Students Living In His Hostel by Decryptor(m): 4:51pm On Dec 14, 2020
And to think he is an "IGBO LANDLORD"

Even yoruba landlord can never do that one! He will say, "Ahhhh! Haa my the one that cause covid?"
RomanceRe: Couple Who Have Dated Since 1999 Release Pre-wedding Photos by Decryptor(m): 12:46pm On Dec 14, 2020
When the were small, the guy looked older...

Now they are matured, the lady looks older!
PoliticsRe: Kankara: Buhari Under Attack For Sending Delegates While In Daura by Decryptor(m): 12:03pm On Dec 14, 2020
asobo:
Saying the whole north stuck with Buhari is unfair to we the Christian northerners. It's high time you people start differentiating the northerners base on religion. Thank you
That was why i mentioned Muslims. About 75% of Northern Nigeria are made up of Muslims. A paltry 25% are Christians and bro, it will surprise you that a handful of those Christians will still support Buhari.

The Muslims are die-hard supporters no matter if there mothers are shot by Boko haram in front of them and their brothers kidnapped and sisters raped!
PoliticsRe: Kankara: Buhari Under Attack For Sending Delegates While In Daura by Decryptor(m): 11:06am On Dec 14, 2020
There is something you Nigerians need to know about Buhari and the North!

The fact that Boko Haram kidnapped over 300 students from a school in Buhari's hometown will not and will never change anything! The fact that Buhari did not visit the school or commiserate with the parents of the kidnapped school children will still not change anything!

In 2023, when Buhari is leaving power, if he decides to recommend another Northerner to replace him and the North knows that he will perform worse than Buhari, they (the North) will still vote for the person with reckless abandon!

There is a way Islam works...The fulani dynasty who are the proponents of Islam as a religion believe that ruling Nigeria is their sole birthright!
It is "haram" and an abomination for a Christian to rule over a muslim and that is why no matter what happens, the North will still stick to the worst in Buhari rather than the best in a non-muslim.

The just concluded protests is a very good example to buttress my point... you all saw how the whole North stuck with Buhari. None of them...not even a single Northerner supported the protests because they felt it was a ploy to oust his Government.

Some notable ones berated and criticized the protests while the rest were dead silent!...Ask yourself why in the midst of all the killings in the North by bandits and insurgents, why the North didn't lend their voice as an opportunity to vent their frustrations...it is because they believe THAT WHATEVER IS HAPPENING IN THE NORTH IS THE WILL OF ALLAH and they will continue to live like that as long as Buhari who is their Muslim brother is in power and will still hand over to another muslim brother from the North!

They will even rig and employ underaged voters to make sure a northerner wins again! See the man who trekked for Buhari whose story graced frontpage some months back with his leg which was to be operated on but for lack of funds...didn't you see what he sad when asked if he regrets trekking for Buhari, he said HE DID NOT REGRET IT and that he would do it again if given the chance!

This is the reason why i am pitying the South Westerners who are dusting their palms in readiness for their "anticipated presidency" in 2023 (e go do them like film)... The Fulani Oligarch has taken over power in Nigeria and they have seized it forever! There is nothing anyone can do about it!

The only prayers i have as a Nigerian is that whatever is happening there in the North should remain there and not trickle down to the East
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Celebrates His Daughter, Adara As She Turns 7 by Decryptor(m): 11:04am On Dec 14, 2020
Ugly girl undecided
PoliticsRe: Katsina Abduction: Buhari Fails To Visit School by Decryptor(m):
There is something you Nigerians need to know about Buhari and the North!

The fact that Boko Haram kidnapped over 300 students from a school in Buhari's hometown will not and will never change anything! The fact that Buhari did not visit the school or commiserate with the parents of the kidnapped school children will still not change anything!

In 2023, when Buhari is leaving power, if he decides to recommend another Northerner to replace him and the North knows that he will perform worse than Buhari, they (the North) will still vote for the person with reckless abandon!

There is a way Islam works...The fulani dynasty who are the proponents of Islam as a religion believe that ruling Nigeria is their sole birthright!
It is "haram" and an abomination for a Christian to rule over a muslim and that is why no matter what happens, the North will still stick to the worst in Buhari rather than the best in a non-muslim.

The just concluded protests is a very good example to buttress my point... you all saw how the whole North stuck with Buhari. None of them...not even a single Northerner supported the protests because they felt it was a ploy to oust his Government.

Some notable ones berated and criticized the protests while the rest were dead silent!...Ask yourself why in the midst of all the killings in the North by bandits and insurgents, why the North didn't lend their voice as an opportunity to vent their frustrations...it is because they believe THAT WHATEVER IS HAPPENING IN THE NORTH IS THE WILL OF ALLAH and they will continue to live like that as long as Buhari who is their Muslim brother is in power and will still hand over to another muslim brother from the North!

They will even rig and employ underaged voters to make sure a northerner wins again! See the man who trekked for Buhari whose story graced frontpage some months back with his leg which was to be operated on but for lack of funds...didn't you see what he sad when asked if he regrets trekking for Buhari, he said HE DID NOT REGRET IT and that he would do it again if given the chance!

This is the reason why i am pitying the South Westerners who are dusting their palms in readiness for their "anticipated presidency" in 2023 (e go do them like film)... The Fulani Oligarch has taken over power in Nigeria and they have seized it forever! There is nothing anyone can do about it!

The only prayers i have as a Nigerian is that whatever is happening there in the North should remain there and not trickle down to the East!
RomanceRe: Ifu Ennada: Why I Have Been Ruthless To Men by Decryptor(m): 10:20am On Dec 14, 2020
Foolish Lady! You were ruthless to men and yet during COVID lockdown, you were crying about being so ho.rny and needed help! Ewu Gambia!!
HealthRe: Kissing Newborn Babies Can Give Them Viral Meningitis - Medical Experts by Decryptor(m): 11:38pm On Dec 13, 2020
prof2007:
A consultant paediatrician at the Nigerian Institute of Medical Research, Yaba, Lagos, Dr. Agatha David, says kissing a newborn on the lips or any part of the face can lead to meningitis, a viral infection caused by herpes. She warned parents against allowing outsiders to carry their newborns, especially within the first month of life, noting that their immune system is still very fragile to fight off pathogens or environmental germs.

Dr. David, who is the head, Clinical Trial Research Group and Chief Research Fellow at NIMR, disclosed this during an interview with PUNCH HealthWise, adding that some adults have blisters on the side of their lips caused by Herpes Simplex virus, and can also have it transmitted to a newborn through their breath.

The paediatrician said, “A baby’s immune system is not properly developed to fight off the infection. Herpes can be fatal at whatever age, and can manifest like blisters or fever burns. Herpes doesn’t clear, as it stays in the body and manifests when the immune system is suppressed. Kissing a baby on the face can cause such an infection that affects even the brain, and can lead to death,” she warned.

David explained that meningitis is an inflammation of the fluid and membranes surrounding the brain and spinal cord. She said it is often less severe than bacterial meningitis, and that most people get better on their own, but babies younger than one month old are more likely to have severe illness from viral meningitis.

“People displaying any visible signs of illness or common cold, cough, runny nose, sore throat, or a rash should not come into close contact with a newborn. People should treat newborns with respect. Wash and sanitise your hands when paying a visit to a home where there is a new baby. Don’t get too close. It is our culture to show love and care to a newborn, but such acts can endanger the life of the baby,” the consultant warned.

The Centres for Disease Control and Prevention also warned that herpes virus, which commonly affects the mouth in the form of cold sores, can cause significant infections in newborns.

“Herpes outbreaks can be painful or unsightly in adults; and when a newborn is infected with herpes, serious and, sometimes, fatal complications can occur,” CDC warned.

SOURCE: https://punchng.com/kissing-newborn-babies-can-give-them-viral-meningitis-experts/
Oyibo parents and visitors that have been kissing newborns for ages nko?

Since this is from a Yabaleft Doctor in Lagos, i regard this as total trash!
PoliticsRe: Photos From The Wedding Of Olusegun Obasanjo's Son, Seun by Decryptor(m): 10:40pm On Dec 13, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
Ogbeni you smoke huh



which kain talk be this huh
OBJ shagged one of his son's wife years back!

Or you yorubas think we have forgotten? undecided
CrimeRe: Igbo Traders, Yoruba Youths Clash In Akure by Decryptor(m): 2:51pm On Dec 12, 2020
Gabriel004:
You are really stupid. Were we not here when your brothers were complaining that yoruba people are already taken over their businesses.

Keep fooling yourself.
Yoruba took over which businesses? Yet yoruba carries placards crying that Igbos should leave southern wa.ste? Keep deluding yourself grin
CrimeRe: Igbo Traders, Yoruba Youths Clash In Akure by Decryptor(m): 3:02am On Dec 12, 2020
Kennyswag:
ok.. when we start murdering your flatheadds here, don't cry...
The worst your omoluabeasts brothers will do is to burn their shops in the dead of the night!

You burn the shops, my Igbo brothers restock their goods and increase the price 5x to cover the expenses which your coneheaded afonjas will pay for. cool cool

Daft numbskulls from the South W@ste grin grin
CrimeRe: Igbo Traders, Yoruba Youths Clash In Akure by Decryptor(m): 2:58am On Dec 12, 2020
Kennyswag:
expect reprisal..bastard
Empty chestbeating from coneheads grin grin grin

The worst your omoluabeasts brothers will do is to burn their shops in the dead of the night!

You burn the shops, my Igbo brothers restock their goods and increase the price 5x to cover the expenses which your coneheaded afonjas will pay for. cool cool

Daft numbskulls from the South West grin grin
CrimeRe: Igbo Traders, Yoruba Youths Clash In Akure by Decryptor(m): 2:49am On Dec 12, 2020
bluefilm:
Expect another video very soon from that stupid guy giving Igbos 24 hours ULTIMATUM to leave Yorubaland. grin
The other ultimatum he gave expired and the bastard and his gang of foools did nothing cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: Igbo Traders, Yoruba Youths Clash In Akure by Decryptor(m): 2:44am On Dec 12, 2020
AgbariOjukwu1:
Lol, Akure is a wrong place for any Igbo person to try rubbish. Akure no be Lagos.
Usual empty chestbeating undecided
NYSCRe: Kano Corper Who Returns A Favour To A Maize Seller, Gets A Call From NYSC DG by Decryptor(m): 10:20pm On Dec 10, 2020
I thought holding a woman that is not your wife like that is "Haram" according to Islam in the North? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye: Blood Is Thicker Than Water! Are My Wife & Kids Water Or Zobo? by Decryptor(m): 6:28pm On Dec 10, 2020
WILLuKPquiet:
Why won't you say that when he married non Igbo.
That's the exact reason he is yarning trash na cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye: Blood Is Thicker Than Water! Are My Wife & Kids Water Or Zobo? by Decryptor(m): 3:58pm On Dec 10, 2020
Peter Okoye always yarning trash!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Condemns Killing Of Nasarawa APC Chairman, Philip Shekwo by Decryptor(m): 5:05pm On Dec 08, 2020
bash8936:
The funniest thing is that [b] a south westerner will still be the flag bearer of apc in 2023. who will in turn be the president. [/b ]
Just like Osibanjo became VP after Obasanjo presidency, Igbos will cry marginalization and shout of Biafra tire.. And Tinubu will be the landing factor of Yoruba presidency if not the candidate, unless he’s dead. He has majority of apc governors, speaker and senate president. 2most populous state already strategizing(Kano and Lagos). The game have started. Tinubu have started the move already...The foot soldiers are already answering the clarion calls.
Ii is ok to daydream like an intoxicated weed addict

RomanceRe: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by Decryptor(m): 4:28pm On Dec 08, 2020
Jodha:
Nawa o... she's really weird ....
I'm not actually restricting my spouse from having female friends....but i feel being too cosy with neighbors to the extent that especially the female ones flock into yhur house anytime dey like...is a serious red flag for me.
You have trust issues!

Just open up and tell us that you are insecure about the notion that the guy may be shagging his neighbor and ladies who think like this are the types who "do" with their own male neighbors!

A Igbo proverb says" Ogbu nmaa anaghi ekwe ka onye ji nmaa ga ya b'azu... meaning: "A knife stabber is always cautious about people who carry knives behind his/her back".
TravelRe: Nigerian Embassy In Germany Fires Guard Over Sex-For-Passport Scandal by Decryptor(m): 3:09pm On Dec 08, 2020
Good one!

I learnt it was an Igbo man who exposed him.

omoluabi adedeji who has been preying on defenseless women looking for visa.

Go back to your SW cave and behave like an animal there.
FamilyRe: I Feel So Suicidal Because Of My Marriage. by Decryptor(m): 12:48pm On Dec 08, 2020
98% of married women who got married from the late 90's till now cheat on their husbands!

Ask skales67...the wife-banger grin grin
PoliticsRe: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by Decryptor(m): 11:22am On Dec 07, 2020
Una wan give Bubu High BP abi? undecided
PoliticsRe: Nesma Galal, Femi Fani-Kayode's Egyptian Girlfriend Blasts Him by Decryptor(m): 3:09pm On Dec 06, 2020
godforus:
so you place bets sad i've always known you've been a worthless man. Better look for other sustainable and honest means of livelihood and stop relying on gamble.

Thought APC gave you an appointment
God is not asleep. He will continue to remain poor because he sold his conscience to the devil and supports evil. Fortune never smiles at his likes.
PoliticsRe: How Insecurity Turned North Against Buhari by Decryptor(m): 7:53am On Dec 06, 2020
If the North has truly turned against buhari, it would have been reflected during the EndSARS protests. But we all saw how indifferent they were.

Northerners and South Westerners are all the same. They can never learn from their mistakes and put religious and tribal sentiments before their suffering.

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