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CelebritiesRe: Malivelihood: 'Marry A Wife That Prays For You, Not The One Checking Your Phone' by Decryptor(m): 5:56pm On Dec 05, 2020
pocohantas:
We can do both at the same time (if we want to).

I am just trying to let him know that they are not mutually exclusive acts (i.e) the presence of one doesn’t indicate the absence of the other.


Women (by nature) are good multitaskers.
Scripted photo that was take to stroke the feministic ego of women!

Who was taking the pictures? Why can't the person help with the kid's homework?
CelebritiesRe: Malivelihood: 'Marry A Wife That Prays For You, Not The One Checking Your Phone' by Decryptor(m): 5:54pm On Dec 05, 2020
Lawliet:
Marry a man that supports you, not the one that will be breathing fire because a better guy is on your heels
#Craptalk

For you to see another man as "better" than the one you are with shows that you do not deserve to be in a union because even when you get to be with the so-called better one, you will still be seeing the "better-ness" in other men and will never be contented with the present one!
FoodRe: The Poor Meal Man Got In Ibadan N10k Per Night Hotel by Decryptor(m): 12:37pm On Dec 05, 2020
Hotels in the South west are like that. Thy will spend money and build the structures well and hang photos of their bleaching Obas and kabiyesis but try and tell them to serve you food...even dog will reject the food! undecided
TravelRe: Train Ride From Lagos To Ibadan To Cost Between N3K-N6K by Decryptor(m): 12:23pm On Dec 05, 2020
Ogbuu101:
grin grin grin
They should do an experiment and build a train from Lag to Onitsha and put a price tag of 15K, IPOB go still pay grin grin happily grin
That is it!

This government in their hatred for the Easterners decided not to build infrastructures that will give them (the government) revenue but in order to spite the Easterners, built it for the SW and North but in the end, it becomes a white elephant project!

Which yoruba man will pay N3,000 for a train ride to Ibadan from Lagos while those their outdated Mazda and Nissan Buses can take them there for N500? But like you rightly said, Igbos will pay for it conveniently if it was sighted in their location.

Useless government!
TravelRe: Train Ride From Lagos To Ibadan To Cost Between N3K-N6K by Decryptor(m): 12:18pm On Dec 05, 2020
Dpharisee:
Everytime you mention Buhari they will tell you he built Lagos Ibadan railway, now see all of them lamenting that they will take bus N500 instead of train 3k to 6k grin grin
I swear! grin grin grin
TravelRe: Woman Forgets Her Baby Boy In A Commercial Bus In Imo by Decryptor(m): 12:17pm On Dec 05, 2020
CalliDora1:
If you know what some women are passing through in their marriage, you'll understand what I'm saying. That is not to hold briefs for her though but there are some kind of heavy burden that will make one lose touch with reality. Let's pray not to experience it.
I am aware of such heave burden and if it was truly heave for whomever left the child there in the bus, the burden would have probably not allowed her to step out with the child in the first place than abandoning him there
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Kill POS Operator In Edo After Collecting Her Money, Phones by Decryptor(m): 12:13pm On Dec 05, 2020
longetivity:
RIP young lady, your Killers will never know peace.



and to the idiots that set Edo inmates free. you will all die miserably
I hope you are not one of the gullible Nigerians who believe whatever the government tells you!

Nobody set any inmates of any prison free! The prison break was a script by the FG to paint the #EndSARS protests black!

Some inmates confessed that on that fateful day, the prison officials broke just opened the gates and told some inmates to run out and some to climb the fence. Nigerian Prison officers in the prisons make use of teargas. If the protesters really broke into the prison to set the inmates free, it would have been unsuccessful. Think about it very carefully
TravelRe: Woman Forgets Her Baby Boy In A Commercial Bus In Imo by Decryptor(m): 12:03pm On Dec 05, 2020
YorubaPrince:
Okoro Savages at it again. angry
Thank God it was in Igboland. If na "Fake Facebook Baba" posters people a.k.a omoluabeasts, whoever handled the baby would rather severe his head for rituals
TravelRe: Woman Forgets Her Baby Boy In A Commercial Bus In Imo by Decryptor(m): 12:00pm On Dec 05, 2020
CalliDora1:
Eeiiyaa... She was prolly thinking of so many things at a time courtesy the kind of marriages we have nowadays.

Now I believe when the Bible says " peradventure a mother forgets her suckling child, God will never forget me" hm.. ive always tot it's not possible and this just proved to me that a mother can forget her baby.

Chai! Baba God you too much. I gat the message clearly now.

Thank you Lord.
Stop making excuses for an irresponsible stupid mother. What on earth is she passing through in her marriage that will make her forget that she has her child with her and leave him there?

The mother deserves to be caned properly (that's if it was her who left the child there)
TravelRe: Train Ride From Lagos To Ibadan To Cost Between N3K-N6K by Decryptor(m): 4:08pm On Dec 04, 2020
So funny that Afonjas who were hailing Buhari and Amaechi for the rail will not be able to afford it. grin
PoliticsRe: Governor Zulum Receives Cameroonian Military Commander (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 3:16pm On Dec 04, 2020
You guys should watch out for what will happen next!

This move by Zulum will be secretely frowned at by the sponsors of Boko Haram and the next move will be to hang an accusation on him, have him impeached and replaced by a zombie governor who will be doing their bidding! Just WATCH AND SEE!

No be Nigeria again?
PoliticsRe: Police Withdraw Suit Against EndSARS Probe Panels by Decryptor(m): 3:07pm On Dec 04, 2020
Gbagam! They saw that the victims have started coming out so they retreated in fear and shame! Most useless Police force on the planet!
CrimeRe: Physically-Challenged Man Accuses Female Soldier Of Beating Him In Ibadan by Decryptor(m): 3:04pm On Dec 04, 2020
Sorry oga! Her name is Mamman! She is fro the North and the North na una (South West) master. If Madam beat houseboy, he no go complain o
CrimeRe: Isreal Adegoke Adeusi Killers, 15 Others Arrested By Amotekun by Decryptor(m): 10:44am On Dec 03, 2020
flokii:
Amotekun is here to stay.. we say no to banditry and kidnapping on our soil.

We really need to look into mass migration of some people into our lands. They now run baby factories and human trafficking syndicates in SW. Soon they'll influence naive Yorubas into joining their illicit business and end up destroying our morals and value, stealing and selling descendants of Odua for money, rituals and organ harvesting. People who love money over life are not welcomed in our midst.
Yoruba ronu!
But i hope you are very aware that "the migrants" did not bring in skull mining, rape and the recently added cannibalism into SW region. Amotekun should beam their searchlight on these crimes perpetrated by the indigenes
PoliticsRe: Man Reacts To Koko Zaria's Hotel (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 6:36pm On Dec 01, 2020
Go and become a thug and build your own... Mumu!
CelebritiesRe: I Want To Quit Acting - Gideon Okeke Reveals by Decryptor(m): 6:18pm On Dec 01, 2020
This Gideon sha no get sense. Always yarning trash!
What did you do with all the monies you were paid for acting Tinsel by Multi choice? Your mates were investing and you were balling.
Now marriage don enter and you can't keep up with your luxurious lifestyle and you are coming here to disturb us.
CelebritiesRe: Man Caught While Using His Girlfriend's Card To Shop For Another Lady by Decryptor(m): 6:13pm On Dec 01, 2020
pocohantas:
All these guys with very-skinny-dirty-jeans and carved eyebrows, no dey too get sense.




The kind of babes I need in my life. Not those ones that will open mouth waaaa and say “I don’t like female friends, I prefer guys

Do guys prefer you? cheesy

That year one guy dey cast im babe anyhow for my front. You dey chyke me, come dey cast your ex. Still give me her number to warn her off. As you be Bill Gates heir, two vagina people should start fighting for you. I just dey forward the babe screenshots. She needed to know what she is up against. No time o! grin grin
You too dey yarn trash sha undecided
CrimeRe: Man Stabbed To Death In Delta After He Won N15 Million Bet (Graphic Pix) by Decryptor(m): 6:06pm On Dec 01, 2020
Ashinze:
The funniest thing it may be that game no enter
Go back and read the story all over again!
CrimeRe: Man Stabbed To Death In Delta After He Won N15 Million Bet (Graphic Pix) by Decryptor(m): 6:05pm On Dec 01, 2020
Neddstark:
At the end, they may not be able to have access into his phone so probably, the fools just chose to do evil's work for free.

Please if you win bet of 1 million no tell anybody the exact amount. I know there is that great excitement and you want to spread the news but not everybody is happy about goodnews that is not for them. Simply tell them that you won 400k or so or a money that can be overlooked. Because wickedness these days, we never know.
And you think someone can't kill you over 400k?
CelebritiesRe: You Are So Rude - Erica Tells Kiddwaya On Big Brother Sierra Leone TV Show by Decryptor(m): 9:07am On Nov 30, 2020
Chris2863:
Why the voices of the Senegalese dey sound somehow grin grin
Oga, the are Sierra leoneans and NOT Senegalese undecided
EducationRe: Chisom Chukwuneke Talking About Chronic Myeliod Leukemia Before Her Death: Video by Decryptor(m): 7:56am On Nov 30, 2020
Village People Crew (VPC)...can you people now see that this girl had an underlying illness right from time before her death!

I am saying this because of those who came here spewing trash about her being killed by village people because of her feat in the WAEC Exams especially those who were bashing South Easterners about killing people who they see that are succeeding!
Car TalkRe: Inside NTM's Multi-Billion Automobile Assemble Plant In Kano (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:45am On Nov 29, 2020
Arrewa:
Made in kano, Nigeria
Arrewa, you are very funny! Because it is in the North now, it is now "Made in Nigeria and Kano" but i am sure that you will say Innoson is only being assembled abi?
Christianity EtcRe: Beauty Can Be Deceptive; Don't Be Deceived by Decryptor(m): 11:22am On Nov 29, 2020
superlanny:
The same way Buhari and his evil gang of thieves deceived us into believing their change crap.

We thought we were seeing beauty, not knowing that King Kong sef fine pass Buhari, infact the devil is a saint, compared to all this our politicians.

Buhari is the definition of beautiful outside and ugly inside.

Lai Mohammed na Ugly outside, Ugly inside, infact ugly surround that one. He should be renamed Lai Uglee
I wasn't deceived!

I was a big fan of Buhari until after the wanton killings of corpers who helped conduct the elections in the North by some lunatics in northern states of Adamawa, Bauchi, Borno, Gombe, Jigawa, Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Niger, Sokoto, Yobe, and Zamfara just after the 2011 elections.

When he was asked how he felt about the death of those innocent corpers and other people who lost their lives, he said that "The people who erupted violence were only reacting to the results of the election"

Meaning that their death was justifiable! That was when Buhari lost a supporter. When he came back to contest in 2015, i shouted to the rooftops for all who cared to listen not to vote for a man who supported mass murder but some people thought i was talking trash! Now we can see where we are today as a nation!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shares Lovely Photo Of His Son, Ifeanyi (pix) by Decryptor(m): 10:51am On Nov 29, 2020
superlanny:
Ifeanyi lucky say him escape flatthead, e for pain am when he grow up.
Davido is lucky he escaped olosho afonja wife...e for pain am when he grows old to find out all his kids are not biologically his.
RomanceRe: What Should A Guy Do After Catching His Girlfriend With Another Man? (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 6:46pm On Nov 28, 2020
Arrewa:
Naija men... We too get issue!!

You caught your girlfriend on bed with another man.

Is she your wife? No.

Did you pay her bride prize? Mba.

Then you move to the next available pussy and stop being a fool.

That's why I love my Fulani girls.

They hardly cheat! I mean it.

They will rather break up with you than cheat.


Not that we no dey chop life here.

But we no dey too caste and over do things.

That's why we still have large number of virgins here.

If you caught your girlfriend cheating! Break up with her or just bone and continue enjoying free pussy.

Make una dey use una head. No go kill Person pikin and rot in jail all because pussy
And yet your Fulani El rufai brother allowed his son to marry an Igbo girl instead of Fulani undecided
RomanceRe: Kazakhstan Bodybuilder Weds His Sex Doll In Groundbreaking Ceremony (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:06pm On Nov 26, 2020
tarantino1:
My logic is completely retarded and I'm beginning to think I was dropped on my head as a child hence I don't know that "growing a brain" is just an idiomatic expression...I am a dumbass.
Oh really? What a pity! undecided
RomanceRe: Kazakhstan Bodybuilder Weds His Sex Doll In Groundbreaking Ceremony (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:36am On Nov 26, 2020
tarantino1:
Nonsense logic
Wear your phone a ring and proceed to marry it and your logic might just begin to make sense, Mr Strawman
Mr Ignoramus, a sex doll like that is made from materials that are as soft as a woman's skin and has genitals where the owner can derive sexual pleasure. That the man decided to marry the doll is none of your business. Grow a brain
EducationRe: SUG Awards To Cultists By Offa Polytechnic (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:33am On Nov 26, 2020
What do you expect? It is an institution located in a region that loves cultism, rituals, rape, armed robbery, skull harvesting etc

Wole Soyinka their brother was the pioneer founding member of cultism so what's the surprise here?

Was it not in Offa that armed robbery attack on a bank claimed lives?
RomanceRe: Kazakhstan Bodybuilder Weds His Sex Doll In Groundbreaking Ceremony (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:19pm On Nov 25, 2020
If you masturbate and yet come here to criticize this man, you are a hypocrite!
CelebritiesRe: Kaisha Umaru Shows Her "Maid" In Her Video, Gets Blasted by Decryptor(m): 10:06pm On Nov 25, 2020
Typical Average Nigerian Lady!

Lazy and with low IQ whose only interests are bleaching, using the latest phones and zero kitchen skills! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Ace Ogbonna: I Will Japa If All The Girls Keep Chasing Me by Decryptor(m): 9:56pm On Nov 25, 2020
SoftP:
Dem don break ur heart nii
grin
No be when i give person my heart e go get chance break am? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Ace Ogbonna: I Will Japa If All The Girls Keep Chasing Me by Decryptor(m): 9:08pm On Nov 25, 2020
SoftP:
That’s not a good mentality to cook on a growing child,
funny as it may sound, there is more to what he is saying than just a skit
By the time he is of age, he starts seeing the opposite sex as a problem rather being a blessing
The female sex has always been a problem and not a blessing! People who rendered a perfectly created world useless from the days of Eden

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