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PoliticsRe: FG To Feed And Deworm Children With N142.3 Billion In 2021 by Decryptor(m): 6:05pm On Nov 15, 2020
Wicked government! If you want to steal, steal silently and don't rub it on our faces
CelebritiesRe: Laycon Responds To Lady Who Loves Him & Asked Him To Ignore Erica by Decryptor(m): 1:21pm On Nov 15, 2020
Shameless gold digger!

I thought they said it is only Igbo ladies that love money?

Iranu!
PoliticsRe: 700 Ex-military Officers Amputated, Dismissed Over Boko Haram by Decryptor(m): 8:40am On Nov 14, 2020
Only a senile person will decide to offer services to this failed contraption and useless entity called Nigeria either in form of military service, sports/athletics and still expects to be remembered when the chips are down!
Car TalkRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Unveils First Electric Car In Nigeria (Photos, Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:33am On Nov 14, 2020
Kfed4ril:
Is it full electric or hybrid?
Full electric
PetsRe: Video - Dog Attacks Owner With Cutlass by Decryptor(m): 12:28am On Nov 14, 2020
Fulani Herdsmen dog! shocked shocked

Someone should please give me the address of that lady that usually says stop at the middle of these youtube videos undecided

I want to give her 600 slaps angry angry
PoliticsRe: Lantewa Fatsuma Lawal 'Born In 1996 But Employed In 1992' - Reps Panel Probes by Decryptor(m): 6:41pm On Nov 13, 2020
If you people know how these Northerners are cashing out in the civil service like Bet9ja, it will shock you


I have a female friend from one of the Northern states who collects a salary of N150,000 monthly for over 6 years now.

The money comes in units of 50k thrice under different civil servant profile accounts

She told me in confidence that it was her father who is the village head of their community who colluded with the heads of civil service in the state to make it possible.

They create fake civil servant profiles which they send to the commission and these fake profiles are paid salaries for practically doing nothing!

This was the reason why they wanted to "eat GEJ raw" because of the introduction of the BVN which affected "their office".

They are ready to do anything to make sure Nigeria stands because they are milking the country dry! Ndi oshi!!
Car TalkRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Unveils First Electric Car In Nigeria (Photos, Video) by Decryptor(m): 5:42pm On Nov 13, 2020
A friend of mine drives an Electric Volvo XC40 which he charges in his house

Since when did Hyndai become assembled in Nigeria?
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Wins Grand Women’s Prize For Half Of A Yellow Sun (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 5:39pm On Nov 13, 2020
Congrats our own Igbo sister!

Meanwhile, her unmarried olosho agemate from the wild west is proudly telling us how she lost her virginity at the age of 13! undecided
BusinessRe: 6 Ways Men Can Escape Poverty by Decryptor(m): 5:24pm On Nov 13, 2020
7. Stop playing Bet9ja
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Amada Courtroom In Gombe State Go Viral by Decryptor(m): 4:23pm On Nov 13, 2020
dawnomike:
And the government of Nigeria will spend 380B Naira to prosecute pay boko haram monthly!...
Corrected!
TravelRe: Crushed Rock, Mpape, Abuja: The New Tourism Hotspot In Nigeria (Video) by Decryptor(m):
The very first time i saw the pictures, i couldn't believe it was in Nigeria until i looked closely at the provisions in the basket of the ladies there.

That could pass for one of the most exotic getaways for both local and international tourists to boost the revenue generation for the FCT but unfortunately, we have a very daft FCT Minister who is only interested in generating revenue by allowing rag-tag AEPB boys extort and harass Abuja residents by impounding their commercial wares and seizing motorbikes from okada operators.

The local Gbagyi and Gwari inhabitants too are no good in being intuitive about generating revenue for themselves but only engage in "land grabbing" and selling and reselling people's lands!

BusinessRe: AMAC Seals Restaurant With Customers And Staff Still Inside by Decryptor(m): 4:07pm On Nov 12, 2020
Those AMAC people are thieves and God will punish them. They go about with civil defense and police terrorizing business people in the Abuja metropolis and extorting them. If you don't part with money, they seize your goods and that's it.

The donkey-faced mumu minister for FCT doesn't even care.
RomanceRe: She Broke Up With Her Boyfriend For Being Too Nice (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 2:51pm On Nov 12, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
She's used to being beaten to a pulp by toxic, manipulative, arrogant, vile men as boyfriends in her life, that is why a nice, sweet, homely man is too good to be true,

She's damaged beyond repair.
Lies! Women get bored with nice guys by default!

It even plays well in motherhood! A mother will have 5 kids and out of the 5, the one she would love most and pet is the one that is the most unruly.

Women are like that generally speaking
Nairaland GeneralRe: Enugu Gets Modern Bus Shelters To Replace Previous Ones Damaged By Hoodlums(pix) by Decryptor(m): 12:57pm On Nov 12, 2020
See disparaging comments from haters because it is news from Igboland. If it were to be in their ethnic zone, they would shamelessly be chestbeating and saying sh*t like "Proudly omoluabi"...but now it is in Enugu, it is poor architecture but meanwhile, their parents are still living in brown-roofed clay houses near rocks and caves where this kind of structure will take 600 years to come to be built in their zone.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Village People Kill A Lot Of Africans By Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m): 5:07am On Nov 11, 2020
Emax911:
u didn't read that epistle....it was worth it
People like IjebuWarrior can never better their lives in anyway like reading something like this because he is blinded by hate for another tribe.

Nairaland is his world just like other e-warriors like him and as long as there is internet and NL still exists, they will be here for years to come masturbating over threads with bashing of the South Easterners till they get to a particular phase in life where their mates will have something to show for and the children of the Igbo gala seller in Lagos grows up, buys houses in Lagos and drives exotic cars but he realizes that he never achieved anything good in life and that thought alone will hit him with either mental retardation of terminal illness.
Foreign AffairsRe: Zimbabwean Socialite 'Ginimbi' Bought Casket A Week Before His Death (photos) by Decryptor(m): 8:29pm On Nov 10, 2020
Sarmiz24:
lol aswear ur Mumu is upgraded, so in Ur tiny mind u tink u know me u how old that image is grin i like it when stupid idiot like u fool around here... U ain’t even smart at all, while digging hope u could dig out that nice track of mine too grin
And by the way send me ur account number let me surprise u wit small change ode
And pls save that pics so when next u hear my story just use it to famz small wink
LMAO! grin grin grin

Why would i be bothered to listen to a yeye track that has not even reached the "League Two" of Nigerian Music? undecided

If Music in Naija was graded as per Grade A for stars like Burna Boy, Whizkid etc...your track will be a disgrace in Grade Z hence the reason why you look haggard. grin grin grin

Go and shave those smelly dreads and get useful to yourself!

Jobless tramp!
CelebritiesRe: Laycon Gifted A Sextoy Clock Ring As Birthday Gift, Confused On How To Use It by Decryptor(m): 8:19pm On Nov 10, 2020
Bush man!
Foreign AffairsRe: Zimbabwean Socialite 'Ginimbi' Bought Casket A Week Before His Death (photos) by Decryptor(m): 10:45am On Nov 10, 2020
Sarmiz24:
Lol I why do u have to sound Pained and bitter to make ur point? Abeg no be me say make ur generation no make am for life, dey there dey investigate another man like you source of wealth no go make ur own ode grin ... and by the way I represent the YRN Geng so u already no the rest, No capping if u feel say u get money and I poor I fit send u my location make u come observe tinz for urself, I no too dey like noise e no dey my character cool
Dey there dey find something fishy about ur life, wen boys dey ball on strong meat oniranu eda grin
I have always said it that people who brag online are the most poverty-striken mofoos chestbeating upandan! undecided

Since you were quick to call another "poor" it shows that poverty hovers lives and breathes inside of you and i wasn't wrong! grin

I don't bear the moniker "Decryptor" for nothing and i have Decrypted your true identity. The internet never lies!

Twitter had to even delete your account because you are a thief but i got this fromthe Google Cache

See how haggard, hungry and dirty you look. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Just send me your account details let me help your smelly life small before hunger and frustration finishes you! undecided

Continue looking for who to scam in the name of Graphics designer and Software developer! cheesy cheesy

CrimeRe: 6-Year-Old Girl Raped & Killed In Kaduna, Body Found Dumped At Cemetery (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 9:46am On Nov 10, 2020
I hope Nigerian police did not arrest the innocent farmer
Foreign AffairsRe: Zimbabwean Socialite 'Ginimbi' Bought Casket A Week Before His Death (photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:42am On Nov 10, 2020
Sarmiz24:
Lol guy if u invest this ur findings for ur life and career aswear u for no pooor o ....
Black man and wahala, to drive rolls Royce no be by force and e no be for poor man why Hush puppy, Momfa, Dino neva diehuh Guy get money, make poverty no turn u to investigative journalist for another man wealth grin
And who told you i am investigating his wealth?

The thread says he bought a casket days before the accident and he died in a Rolls Royce Wraith and i decided to point out the coincidence and you are here saying that your dad is poor.

If you are not empty-headed, you will know that what i meant was that it was a serious co-incidence and not that anyone who drives a Rolls Royce Wraith will die but since your parents wasted their money in paying your school fees, you are not intelligent enough to read and UNDERSTAND!

You are saying that i am investigating someone's wealth while you are actually the one poke-nosing into my post and interpreting it with your shallow mindedness!

And for the record, not everybody is poverty-stricken like you little boy! cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Zimbabwean Socialite 'Ginimbi' Bought Casket A Week Before His Death (photos) by Decryptor(m): 8:55am On Nov 10, 2020
Dude bought a casket shortly before his death and decided to drive a "Rolls Royce Wraith" which he died in...

I never believed that someone can be in a "money giving cult" that makes the person wealthy with an expiry date of death as a consequence but now, i think i have to believe it.

Take a look at what Wraith means according to Google

"a ghost or ghostlike image of someone, especially one seen shortly before or after their death."

And the guy still buy casket join...Nah...something is fishy

RomanceRe: Nairalanders Should Learn To Read And Understand. by Decryptor(m): 8:14am On Nov 10, 2020
Chai! This OP is a candid proof that some ladies have "fish brain" undecided
CrimeRe: Two Arrested For Kidnapping And Gang-Raping A 14-Year-Old Girl In Ogun (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 4:09am On Nov 10, 2020
Orpe7:
Are u sure they are not ipobs
See as them resemble yib0os
they are your rapist brothers. heediot
EducationRe: 2 Rivers University Students Suspended Over 'Inciting' Facebook Posts by Decryptor(m): 9:39am On Nov 06, 2020
It's like Wike transferred his foolishness to the VC
PoliticsRe: Juju: Charm At Nigerian Embassy In France (Video) by Decryptor(m): 9:54pm On Nov 05, 2020
Hmmm. What is probably going through their minds is whether what they are looking at is a bomb in disguise. They'll probably call in the bomb experts
PoliticsRe: AU Chair, Ramaphosa, Thanks WTO For Transparent Process. Okonjo-Iweala Reacts by Decryptor(m): 9:41pm On Nov 05, 2020
Mokason288:
I’m from delta state the only reason why I want Madam to win is Because Buhari has taught us nepotism she is from my tribe and my country person that’s all.

This woman’s father is a king yet he doesn’t have water in his community, she did absolutely nothing in her community

I HOPE I MADE SENSE
You didn't make sense. You said NONSENSE!


It is the job of your useless Governor through the local government chairman to provide water for the community and not NOI
CelebritiesRe: DoubleChris: Chris Adah And Chris Obaoye Set To Wedding (Pre-wedding Photos) by Decryptor(m): 3:12pm On Nov 05, 2020
That yeye show!

How can you bring adults and pair them like Alsatian Dogs to find their mate?

Shebi they said the other Benue girl and that guy have broken up?
HealthRe: NACA: Akwa Ibom, Benue Have The Highest Number Of HIV Positive Persons by Decryptor(m): 5:10pm On Nov 01, 2020
nzechu:
pls can I get contact of the person that waybilled it to you
O^8^O^6 Nine-One^3^O^6^7^8
CelebritiesRe: Sean Connery Is Dead! James Bond Actor Dies At 90 by Decryptor(m): 3:16pm On Oct 31, 2020
IGoComotYaTeeth:
Gay alert
Since you are so daft not to know the meaning of "no homo", it's a pity.

Being foolish online is allowed sha undecided
CelebritiesRe: Sean Connery Is Dead! James Bond Actor Dies At 90 by Decryptor(m): 2:22pm On Oct 31, 2020
Oh my God!

One of my favorite actors. He exuded this kind of charisma which endeared me to him (no homo)

Handsome man even in his old age.

Rest in Peace sir!
CelebritiesRe: Regulation Of Social Media: 2Face Idibia Blasts Nigerian Government by Decryptor(m): 1:57pm On Oct 31, 2020
Righteousness89:
What the Government is trying to do is Tantamount to Chasing rats when a House is on Fire..

Anyway I am so Happy this Day!
I Hear GOD Almighty, The KING of kings heard our Cries for our Brother in the Field of the Lord. Reverend Polycap Zongo the Pastor in who was Kidnapped by ISWAP on Thursday has been Miraculously Released!!
I am So Excited about that!
Brother go Continue your Assignment to the GLORY and HONOR of GOD ALMIGHTY
Released by FAITH or REALITY? Which one? undecided
HealthRe: NACA: Akwa Ibom, Benue Have The Highest Number Of HIV Positive Persons by Decryptor(m): 11:15am On Oct 31, 2020
Coronabirus:
Lol. The data is already presented there and u still say HIV is prevalent in the North?
It is fake data!

Rate of sex outside marriage is very very low in the North, get me right. Sex outside marriage is a taboo if caught and larger proportion of core Northern youths shun it practiced publicly.
Fixed!

Diabetes is everywhere and has nothing to do with immorality.
I mentioned diabetes because of the penchant of the average northerner to take excessive sugar

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