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KingOfAllIgbos:


Many years back, I had to jump on a speeding train .....

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This is a true story of escape

Dry!

Try again!!

YorubaHero12:
Can you see you have a single digit IQ by bringing the Yorubas into the context of the Chinese Uyghurs population.

That guy asked you to elaborate and you foolishly said nothing sensible than just saying Ruga plan, how does that correlate with this or which state in yorubaland accepted Ruga?

See the correlation below...

seunmohmoh:
More than two people can't be wrong.

And where is the second person? Or is it the imaginary pregnant woman?

[quote author= post=82669501]Do not wish anyone death.
Nobody knows tomorrow.
Scientist came out with a research that those who wish people bad tend to have bad things happening to them in 21 days... Wikipedia.com.



We pray for long life in good health for you little boy.
Just try to watch your utterances, especially online.[/quote]If this is true, it means "badness" follows you like your shadow everywhere you go because of most of your comments here before the elections.
Could that be the reason why you were "missing in action" for some weeks?

This woman is a very strong contender with grassroot support and Yahaya Bello knows this hence he made sure she was disqualified!

Shame on INEC...where is the "independency" in their name when they are controlled by individuals in the ruling party Apc?

Yahaya bello, whether you like it or not, Kogiites have rejected you and you will leave that seat.

Shame on INEC...
Shame on GYB...
Shame on APC!

Sources disclosed that the Imo State-born suspect, designed a payment portal, known as Payoneer, which he linked to his book-selling website on Amazon.com and he steals credits cards details and identities of its owner using his payment portal.

I stopped reading when I got to this point!

Payoneer that is owned by an Israeli known as Yuval Tal and has its headquarters in New York was now designed by Victor Ojionu?

Well, it is not surprising because whenever they want to rubbish the name of Igbos, they come out with various lies!

MetaPhysical:
If you check very well the computer used for this crime was sold by Ibo.


My people for Ikeja no dey play.
Kwenu! Kwenu!! Kwenu!!!

I bow o!

Read the story very well! No computer was used!
The simply did not remit the money paid to them into the account.
We know that you will soon steal one day and blame Igbos from your prison cell. Onye áburu onú!

Seyi's brothers dem

Some people actually believe that a python was killed and then thunder struck as a result?

In 2019??

Olanipekun1:
so sentimental
so the only reason you're rooting for Seyi is because he's Awolowo's grandson

you see why Nigeria remains stagnant
so sentimental
what has Awolowo's wife burial gat to do with voters?

that's why they evicted only one person last time because they knew that evicting two will affect him too

chaiii the rich runs the world

well bbn fans over to you

One way or the other, the "sleeping yoga" buffon will leave the house without winning the price!

BBN is not Southwest politics!

He will fail to go home with N60m just as his grandfather failed to be president of Nigeria!

I hope her and her husband are seeing how their empty-brained grandson is "living awolowo's legacy" in BBN. Uncouth, selfish, sly and attention-seeking afro-haired mofo.


RIP HIV...sorry HID Awolowo

SianaMutanqe:
Responsible people don't do BBN,

Why do most people from Southern Southwest Nigeria put this Arewa Symbol on their cloths

Fixed!

Arewa Masters on the fleek!

Liar! Ike and Mercy have not had sex yet

This story sounds somehow...

Nigeria is a country where there are no strong forensic investigations...what if thus said man is a victim of false allegation by this girl? What if the girl raised alarm that he tried to strangle her simply because of a transaction or agreement gone wrong which she decided to take advantage of to defame him and get him into trouble?

I am not trying to exonerate him but things happen in this country.

The lady said she was asleep and woke up to see the man charging at her with a pillow before she raised alarm...if someone is asleep and you try to strangle them with a pillow, you don't charge...you do everything quietly because the tool used (pillow), the bed the victim is lying down on are all sound adsorbent plus the fact that the muffled screams during the strangulation will not be heard more than 5 metres away from the spot of the crime UNLESS IN THE CASE WHERE THE VICTIM IS ABOUT TWICE STRONGER THAN THE PERPETRATOR which is very unlikely in this scenario!

The police should really investigate this!

Good move bro!

At least you are better than your useless twin brother who does nothing but a*se-lick that his overripe pawpaw trouble-making wife and flaunt tokunbo cars for instagram

SirVintageCock:
And you sound so empty with your numerous sexual explorations.

Of which female members of your immediate family might have partaken with me

Biingoo:
The guy too mumu

Pay no heed to the "woman-attention" seeking vermin! I took him to the cleaners with my reply. His shallow NL moniker (SirVintageCock) says all about him!

Integrity Government

This guy keeps showing off the same cars...

G-wagon, Dodge and Wrangler!

Seems he has sold his Landcruiser

degamemaster:
With your dirty bed sheet, dirty clothes, dirty foots and body, dirty position and all inside a dirty room. Don't tell me that your life is full of dirts.

"Only a fool will rush to look your profile and refused to tell you that you're dirty"

She is really dirty! Her soles of her feet says it all!

MisterChairman:
virtual don ruin many youth life .. I won't even advise my enemy to play virtual ! imagine using the 80k play one sure 4 odd

This is where you people make a huge mistake...

4 odds are NEVER SURE!!

The higher the odd, the more unlikely the outcome but Nigerian gamblers no sabi bet...they go for high odds and stake little.

The secret of betting is simple...stake huge amounts on one game that has a small odd and win once rather than staking peanuts on 3.**, 4.** or 5.** odds all the time and losing!

MusaChukwudi:
Really? show me the one you or your pa don buy?

Continue waiting for me to show you while you are in your cave in Iseyin that has poor network reception

MusaChukwudi:
Don't make me laugh......"apart from Lagos"?

Firstly go and count the growing number of fleeing Igbos staying in south west. And Lagos is where Sir? Hausaland? Igboland? Efikland? Benin Land? Ijaw land?

nonsense!

Deal with it boy!

Igbos are coming to Southwest, buying up you lands and houses in your various state capitals and chasing your people into the hinterland like the caves of Akoko etc.

MusaChukwudi:
Really? And that is your pride? Do you know why Alaigbo is not getting developed? Because ya leaders are stealing the allocation and diverting same to Yorubaland, in the hope of what?

una go carry that ya house for head las las!

The least developed place in Igboland is an El-dorado in South Western Nigeria apart from Lagos. I was watching a documentary on TVC this morning about the the Ikere Gorge Dam located at Iseyin in Oyo state.

The dam has been moribund for over 35 years and the people living there have been without electricity all those years

Imagine someone who is 35 years in that community doesn't know what electricity is!

Then he will leave the place and run to Lagos and engage in Omonile and chasing tanker drivers all over apapa for "owo mi dah" shamelessly!

SirVintageCock:
You are exaggerating or you're dating women of same IQ.
And if they all behave the same, which is laughable then the constant which is you is faulty.

. Intelligent women are so unpredictable... course mates and, colleagues. I work with females with IQs in the highest percentile and they nullifies your erroneous assumptions.

You just said "you worked with"...did you date them?

You are using the attitudinal aspects of women in formal and casual settings to compare to how they behave when it comes to their sexual relationships? You really think the way a female course mate and colleague relates with you is the same way she relates with a man she is in a sexual relationship with?

You just sounded so unintelligent but I don't blame you..you are among the numerous guys here who like brushing the "feminine ego" of female nairaland members for the sake of sounding like a "real man" for the sake of likes and applauds from them!

Pity!

Sensiblerealist:
Still it is generalisation cuz I bet that you haven't dated up to 50. More so, adding the fifties category would then place you at mid to late forties at the least, if not , you are then Nairaland's Lienus mohammedae

I am in my late thirties. About 3 years ago, I dated a widow in her mid fifties and the relationship lasted for six months...she was the one who even exhibited the most childishness and insecurity of almost all the women I have dated!

jcmaiah:
Was it built with new cells or sourced cells? What's the prices of the Bank alone without inverter?

Oga Op...i am interested to buy but you have to answer this question first!

Or are you avoiding it?

Mutemenot:
I haven't read suya boy"s comment for a while
I hope he's fine

If you are talking about the BBQ guy, his paymasters have stopped paying him because he has outlived his usefulness here

I predicted this game was going to be a draw in sofascore!

If only I had up to N1m or even 100k...i would have bet on it...

Just look under the "votes" in the second pics for those who understand sofascore very well.

Imagine betting 100k and getting 390k neat after the game!!

koyyes:
Now you are speaking based on assumption.

Have you met all women?

Not all women but I have dated so many women in my life time of all ages, tribes and cultures.

From teens to middle-aged to those in their fifties...trust me...they all think, talk, behave and react the same way in every given circumstances. (Esp the Nigerian ones)

Get rich or die trying!