₦airaland Forum

Biingoo:
The guy too mumu

Pay no heed to the "woman-attention" seeking vermin! I took him to the cleaners with my reply. His shallow NL moniker (SirVintageCock) says all about him!

Integrity Government

This guy keeps showing off the same cars...

G-wagon, Dodge and Wrangler!

Seems he has sold his Landcruiser

degamemaster:
With your dirty bed sheet, dirty clothes, dirty foots and body, dirty position and all inside a dirty room. Don't tell me that your life is full of dirts.

"Only a fool will rush to look your profile and refused to tell you that you're dirty"

She is really dirty! Her soles of her feet says it all!

MisterChairman:
virtual don ruin many youth life .. I won't even advise my enemy to play virtual ! imagine using the 80k play one sure 4 odd

This is where you people make a huge mistake...

4 odds are NEVER SURE!!

The higher the odd, the more unlikely the outcome but Nigerian gamblers no sabi bet...they go for high odds and stake little.

The secret of betting is simple...stake huge amounts on one game that has a small odd and win once rather than staking peanuts on 3.**, 4.** or 5.** odds all the time and losing!

MusaChukwudi:
Really? show me the one you or your pa don buy?

Continue waiting for me to show you while you are in your cave in Iseyin that has poor network reception

MusaChukwudi:
Don't make me laugh......"apart from Lagos"?

Firstly go and count the growing number of fleeing Igbos staying in south west. And Lagos is where Sir? Hausaland? Igboland? Efikland? Benin Land? Ijaw land?

nonsense!

Deal with it boy!

Igbos are coming to Southwest, buying up you lands and houses in your various state capitals and chasing your people into the hinterland like the caves of Akoko etc.

MusaChukwudi:
Really? And that is your pride? Do you know why Alaigbo is not getting developed? Because ya leaders are stealing the allocation and diverting same to Yorubaland, in the hope of what?

una go carry that ya house for head las las!

The least developed place in Igboland is an El-dorado in South Western Nigeria apart from Lagos. I was watching a documentary on TVC this morning about the the Ikere Gorge Dam located at Iseyin in Oyo state.

The dam has been moribund for over 35 years and the people living there have been without electricity all those years

Imagine someone who is 35 years in that community doesn't know what electricity is!

Then he will leave the place and run to Lagos and engage in Omonile and chasing tanker drivers all over apapa for "owo mi dah" shamelessly!

SirVintageCock:
You are exaggerating or you're dating women of same IQ.
And if they all behave the same, which is laughable then the constant which is you is faulty.

. Intelligent women are so unpredictable... course mates and, colleagues. I work with females with IQs in the highest percentile and they nullifies your erroneous assumptions.

You just said "you worked with"...did you date them?

You are using the attitudinal aspects of women in formal and casual settings to compare to how they behave when it comes to their sexual relationships? You really think the way a female course mate and colleague relates with you is the same way she relates with a man she is in a sexual relationship with?

You just sounded so unintelligent but I don't blame you..you are among the numerous guys here who like brushing the "feminine ego" of female nairaland members for the sake of sounding like a "real man" for the sake of likes and applauds from them!

Pity!

Sensiblerealist:
Still it is generalisation cuz I bet that you haven't dated up to 50. More so, adding the fifties category would then place you at mid to late forties at the least, if not , you are then Nairaland's Lienus mohammedae

I am in my late thirties. About 3 years ago, I dated a widow in her mid fifties and the relationship lasted for six months...she was the one who even exhibited the most childishness and insecurity of almost all the women I have dated!

jcmaiah:
Was it built with new cells or sourced cells? What's the prices of the Bank alone without inverter?

Oga Op...i am interested to buy but you have to answer this question first!

Or are you avoiding it?

Mutemenot:
I haven't read suya boy"s comment for a while
I hope he's fine

If you are talking about the BBQ guy, his paymasters have stopped paying him because he has outlived his usefulness here

I predicted this game was going to be a draw in sofascore!

If only I had up to N1m or even 100k...i would have bet on it...

Just look under the "votes" in the second pics for those who understand sofascore very well.

Imagine betting 100k and getting 390k neat after the game!!

koyyes:
Now you are speaking based on assumption.

Have you met all women?

Not all women but I have dated so many women in my life time of all ages, tribes and cultures.

From teens to middle-aged to those in their fifties...trust me...they all think, talk, behave and react the same way in every given circumstances. (Esp the Nigerian ones)

Get rich or die trying!

koyyes:
Does the op know his wife well enough to take your advice?

Women behave and react the same way almost all the time in any given situation or phenomenon!

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koyyes:
Don't forget that the marriage has a faulty foundation and is about hitting the rocks.

What is there to lose that she hasn't lost already?

Assuming you were the male, what stops your wife from getting the attention you intend starving her of outside?

How well do you know your wife to predict things with careless acts?

The woman is being unnecessarily bitter

She hasn't lost anything because the guy made a careless statement which he has genuinely apologized for and she is still sulking! She can get whatever attention she wants outside but it will be purely on the grounds of sexual gratification which the person who gives her the attention enjoys.
She is already on the older side as postulated by her husband so what is any right thinking male who gives her the attention giving it to her for apart from draining her sexually after which the guy will bolt within a short time of the extra -marital affair? Unless she is very financially buoyant enough to be spoiling the person with gifts just to make him stay which i am not sure is the case.

Women say much worse things to their husbands but we stomach it an move on but just this small talk and she is playing "god" with an unforgiving heart?

Like i said, the guy get time to beg her constantly! He should ignore her and focus on himself and if the baby comes, channel the whom love and attention to the child and relegate the woman to whatever life she feels suits her.

She'll be the one to get scared and apprehensive about the man's intentions and then buckle up.

Lacasa De Poopoo

Toilet Heist!

And this one will say he is working!

BetWinners:
Nigerian men have got to stop placing so much value on women.
@OP You told your wife the blunt truth.Women are waaay harsher with the truth when they direct it at men.Countless women have told their husbands the exact same thing you told your wife (their husbands not being their first choice) & the men moved on.
Tell your wife if she can't act right & put that poo behind her,then both of you should split cos you can't continue stepping on eggshells in your own house.
Simple stuff

You never said it any better!

The poster is a "sissy" who does not want to man up! His wife has seen that he has placed her on a pedestal and is using it to her advantage!

If I were him, I'd simply ignore her and act like she does not exist and she will be the one to start bringing up convos which I will still act indifferent to until she ends up begging me for attention! The worst you can do to a woman living under the same roof with you is not to hit her or even deny her sex or not eat what she has cooked...it is NOT GIVING HER ATTENTION!

The poster should stop acting like his world revolves round her since she is not willing to forgive and let's see who flinches first.

Nonsense and ingredients!!

haaaaaaaaa:
A true man of honor. Nigeria's next President come 2023.

Continue lying to yourself!

MusaChukwudi:
For Banana Island?

Banana Island dey East?

Lzaa come hear your brother!

Banana Island no dey east but most of the home owners there are EASTERNERS!
#FACT

The BMW Brand Manager for Coscharis Motors, Cletus Aregbeshola

After being attache to my brothers, they still come here on Nairaland and call us "flat-heads". No wahala

Hedonisco:
I heard about one riff raff a few years ago who impersonated Mike Adenuga's PA on Facebook. The idiot had bleeped more than 45 women (if not more), married and single, all shapes and sizes, before he was busted. Each of the bleeped singles and married dumbos paid for the hotel rooms where the fucking took place, and also paid him small 'processing fees' after the bleeps to get contracts from Glo.

Guess why he was even caught? Because he was taking nude pictures of ALL the victims, and later started using the naked pictures (of somebody's wife and girlfriend) to blackmail them and demand ransoms to prevent posting the pictures online.

So if he had only been doing this for the Bleep trips alone, he could even have bleeped thousands of these useless Nigerian women by now without any worries.

And na these same women go dey form 'what do you take me for' and 'excuse me, duh' for one mumu gentleman somewhere.

Lol. Thank God for my life. These women ain't shit. Most of them. Don't dignify them at all at all.

Your head is oiled bro! When I see most Nigerian men placing women at a pedestal, it pisses me off! Most of these women have nothing upstairs.

Looking as useless as the country

They stole more than they could "chew"

IMPLICATIONS: Atiku will head to the appellate court and the case will be thrown out with legal reasons such as "Lack of concrete evidence" from the prosecution etc.

Happened yesterday!

An Hausa man and a yoruba man entered a bar in a hotel.

There were so many people seated in the bar eating and drinking.

They spotted an Igbo man by the corner and could identify him because of his "Ishi Agu" regalia and red cap.

In order to spite and humiliate him, the hausa man called on the waitress...

"Waitress, serve everyone in this bar pepper soup as as appetizer except that miserable nyamirii seated at the corner", he said.

The waitress did as she was told and served everyone peppersoup except the Igbo man.

The Igbo man said nothing but smiled to himself.

After a few minutes, the yoruba man decided to contribute and said to the barman...

"Barman, serve everyone in this restaurant drinks excluding that useless omoo yiboo seated at the corner."

The barman did as he was instructed and served everyone drinks except for the Igbo man.

The Igbo man yet again said nothing but smiled to himself...

Because of this gesture, more people started trooping into the restaurant and ate and drank to their fill from the instruction of the Hausa and yoruba men while they made sure the Igbo man tasted nothing. Because of the crowd, the hall started becoming hot...

The two friends asked the waitress to put on the air conditioners to cool the place but she told them the AC were not working and needed repairs.

"I will pay for the repairs of the ACs as long as that nyamirin man does not enjoy the AC. You must send him out", the hausa man ordered.

The waitress tried to say something but the igbo man made a gesture for her to be silent, got up and went outside to the overflow.

An AC expert was called in and he proceeded to fix the Air conditioners.

While this was going on, they noticed that the television in the hall was not on and called the attention of the manager of the hotel who explained to them that the DSTv subscription had been exhausted.

"I will pay for subscription for 6 whole months as long as you tell that omoo yiboo man outside to vacate the overflow and leave the premises of this hotel entirely, said the yoruba man. "I don't want him to watch the television and enjoy what i paid for", he said.

The manager was awe-struck and wanted to say something in protest but the Igbo man once again made a gesture that the manager should be quiet and obey the man which he consented.

The yoruba man collected the decoder smartcard number and used his phone to subscribe for the DSTv and the Igbo man left the overflow to the gate of the hotel but this time, laughing so hard to himself.

Everyone was then seated in the hall and enjoying themselves.

When it was time to leave, the two friends asked for their bill and they were told it was over N500,000. They gladly paid and were happy that at least the Igbo man did not partake in the jamboree.

But on second thought and out of curiosity, they decided to ask the manager of the hotel a question...

They wanted to know why the Igbo man seemed not to be provoked by their actions but was rather laughing and happy...

The manager said with a smile on his face, "Because HE OWNS THE HOTEL!"

Moral of the Story: It doesn't matter the kind of humiliation the Igbo man is subjected to in Nigeria by other tribes because he will still benefit from it and smile at the end!

#NotBotheredAbout2019

#VPSlotOrNotWeStillDeyGidigbam

An Hausa man and a yoruba man entered a bar in a hotel.

There were so many people seated in the bar eating and drinking.

They spotted an Igbo man by the corner and could identify him because of his "Ishi Agu" regalia and red cap.

In order to spite and humiliate him, the hausa man called on the waitress...

"Waitress, serve everyone in this bar pepper soup as as appetizer except that miserable nyamirii seated at the corner", he said.

The waitress did as she was told and served everyone peppersoup except the Igbo man.

The Igbo man said nothing but smiled to himself.

After a few minutes, the yoruba man decided to contribute and said to the barman...

"Barman, serve everyone in this restaurant drinks excluding that useless omoo yiboo seated at the corner."

The barman did as he was instructed and served everyone drinks except for the Igbo man.

The Igbo man yet again said nothing but smiled to himself...

Because of this gesture, more people started trooping into the restaurant and ate and drank to their fill from the instruction of the Hausa and yoruba men while they made sure the Igbo man tasted nothing. Because of the crowd, the hall started becoming hot...

The two friends asked the waitress to put on the air conditioners to cool the place but she told them the AC were not working and needed repairs.

"I will pay for the repairs of the ACs as long as that nyamirin man does not enjoy the AC. You must send him out", the hausa man ordered.

The waitress tried to say something but the igbo man made a gesture for her to be silent, got up and went outside to the overflow.

An AC expert was called in and he proceeded to fix the Air conditioners.

While this was going on, they noticed that the television in the hall was not on and called the attention of the manager of the hotel who explained to them that the DSTv subscription had been exhausted.

"I will pay for subscription for 6 whole months as long as you tell that omoo yiboo man outside to vacate the overflow and leave the premises of this hotel entirely, said the yoruba man. "I don't want him to watch the television and enjoy what i paid for", he said.

The manager was awe-struck and wanted to say something in protest but the Igbo man once again made a gesture that the manager should be quiet and obey the man which he consented.

The yoruba man collected the decoder smartcard number and used his phone to subscribe for the DSTv and the Igbo man left the overflow to the gate of the hotel but this time, laughing so hard to himself.

Everyone was then seated in the hall and enjoying themselves.

When it was time to leave, the two friends asked for their bill and they were told it was over N500,000. They gladly paid and were happy that at least the Igbo man did not partake in the jamboree.

But on second thought and out of curiosity, they decided to ask the manager of the hotel a question...

They wanted to know why the Igbo man seemed not to be provoked by their actions but was rather laughing and happy...

The manager said with a smile on his face, "Because HE OWNS THE HOTEL!"

Moral of the Story: It doesn't matter the kind of humiliation the Igbo man is subjected to in Nigeria by other tribes because he will still benefit from it and smile at the end!

#NotBotheredAbout2019

#VPSlotOrNotWeStillDeyGidigbam

KingKingKing:
. LMAO,FELA BIG PASS EVERY OF YOUR KINS MEN! USELESS PSQUARE WEY NO FIT UNITE! NONE OF YOUR PPL REACH WIZKID OR DAVIDO!FOR NOLLYWOOD NONE OF YOUR PPL REACH FUNKE AKINDELE AND REAL OMOSEXY!

But Fela died of AIDS after emaciating like a kwashiokwored goat

RIP Mean Gene!

I remember this man in the days of Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Andrew the Giant etc.

But the man suffer sha...e fit dey interview one wrestler and the person go just carry vex jack am up!

Those were the days when wrestling was interesting to watch!

Not all this nonsense script wey today's wrestlers dey act