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koyyes:
Does the op know his wife well enough to take your advice?

Women behave and react the same way almost all the time in any given situation or phenomenon!

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koyyes:
Don't forget that the marriage has a faulty foundation and is about hitting the rocks.

What is there to lose that she hasn't lost already?

Assuming you were the male, what stops your wife from getting the attention you intend starving her of outside?

How well do you know your wife to predict things with careless acts?

The woman is being unnecessarily bitter

She hasn't lost anything because the guy made a careless statement which he has genuinely apologized for and she is still sulking! She can get whatever attention she wants outside but it will be purely on the grounds of sexual gratification which the person who gives her the attention enjoys.
She is already on the older side as postulated by her husband so what is any right thinking male who gives her the attention giving it to her for apart from draining her sexually after which the guy will bolt within a short time of the extra -marital affair? Unless she is very financially buoyant enough to be spoiling the person with gifts just to make him stay which i am not sure is the case.

Women say much worse things to their husbands but we stomach it an move on but just this small talk and she is playing "god" with an unforgiving heart?

Like i said, the guy get time to beg her constantly! He should ignore her and focus on himself and if the baby comes, channel the whom love and attention to the child and relegate the woman to whatever life she feels suits her.

She'll be the one to get scared and apprehensive about the man's intentions and then buckle up.

Lacasa De Poopoo

Toilet Heist!

And this one will say he is working!

BetWinners:
Nigerian men have got to stop placing so much value on women.
@OP You told your wife the blunt truth.Women are waaay harsher with the truth when they direct it at men.Countless women have told their husbands the exact same thing you told your wife (their husbands not being their first choice) & the men moved on.
Tell your wife if she can't act right & put that poo behind her,then both of you should split cos you can't continue stepping on eggshells in your own house.
Simple stuff

You never said it any better!

The poster is a "sissy" who does not want to man up! His wife has seen that he has placed her on a pedestal and is using it to her advantage!

If I were him, I'd simply ignore her and act like she does not exist and she will be the one to start bringing up convos which I will still act indifferent to until she ends up begging me for attention! The worst you can do to a woman living under the same roof with you is not to hit her or even deny her sex or not eat what she has cooked...it is NOT GIVING HER ATTENTION!

The poster should stop acting like his world revolves round her since she is not willing to forgive and let's see who flinches first.

Nonsense and ingredients!!

haaaaaaaaa:
A true man of honor. Nigeria's next President come 2023.

Continue lying to yourself!

MusaChukwudi:
For Banana Island?

Banana Island dey East?

Lzaa come hear your brother!

Banana Island no dey east but most of the home owners there are EASTERNERS!
#FACT

The BMW Brand Manager for Coscharis Motors, Cletus Aregbeshola

After being attache to my brothers, they still come here on Nairaland and call us "flat-heads". No wahala

Hedonisco:
I heard about one riff raff a few years ago who impersonated Mike Adenuga's PA on Facebook. The idiot had bleeped more than 45 women (if not more), married and single, all shapes and sizes, before he was busted. Each of the bleeped singles and married dumbos paid for the hotel rooms where the fucking took place, and also paid him small 'processing fees' after the bleeps to get contracts from Glo.

Guess why he was even caught? Because he was taking nude pictures of ALL the victims, and later started using the naked pictures (of somebody's wife and girlfriend) to blackmail them and demand ransoms to prevent posting the pictures online.

So if he had only been doing this for the Bleep trips alone, he could even have bleeped thousands of these useless Nigerian women by now without any worries.

And na these same women go dey form 'what do you take me for' and 'excuse me, duh' for one mumu gentleman somewhere.

Lol. Thank God for my life. These women ain't shit. Most of them. Don't dignify them at all at all.

Your head is oiled bro! When I see most Nigerian men placing women at a pedestal, it pisses me off! Most of these women have nothing upstairs.

Looking as useless as the country

They stole more than they could "chew"

IMPLICATIONS: Atiku will head to the appellate court and the case will be thrown out with legal reasons such as "Lack of concrete evidence" from the prosecution etc.

Happened yesterday!

An Hausa man and a yoruba man entered a bar in a hotel.

There were so many people seated in the bar eating and drinking.

They spotted an Igbo man by the corner and could identify him because of his "Ishi Agu" regalia and red cap.

In order to spite and humiliate him, the hausa man called on the waitress...

"Waitress, serve everyone in this bar pepper soup as as appetizer except that miserable nyamirii seated at the corner", he said.

The waitress did as she was told and served everyone peppersoup except the Igbo man.

The Igbo man said nothing but smiled to himself.

After a few minutes, the yoruba man decided to contribute and said to the barman...

"Barman, serve everyone in this restaurant drinks excluding that useless omoo yiboo seated at the corner."

The barman did as he was instructed and served everyone drinks except for the Igbo man.

The Igbo man yet again said nothing but smiled to himself...

Because of this gesture, more people started trooping into the restaurant and ate and drank to their fill from the instruction of the Hausa and yoruba men while they made sure the Igbo man tasted nothing. Because of the crowd, the hall started becoming hot...

The two friends asked the waitress to put on the air conditioners to cool the place but she told them the AC were not working and needed repairs.

"I will pay for the repairs of the ACs as long as that nyamirin man does not enjoy the AC. You must send him out", the hausa man ordered.

The waitress tried to say something but the igbo man made a gesture for her to be silent, got up and went outside to the overflow.

An AC expert was called in and he proceeded to fix the Air conditioners.

While this was going on, they noticed that the television in the hall was not on and called the attention of the manager of the hotel who explained to them that the DSTv subscription had been exhausted.

"I will pay for subscription for 6 whole months as long as you tell that omoo yiboo man outside to vacate the overflow and leave the premises of this hotel entirely, said the yoruba man. "I don't want him to watch the television and enjoy what i paid for", he said.

The manager was awe-struck and wanted to say something in protest but the Igbo man once again made a gesture that the manager should be quiet and obey the man which he consented.

The yoruba man collected the decoder smartcard number and used his phone to subscribe for the DSTv and the Igbo man left the overflow to the gate of the hotel but this time, laughing so hard to himself.

Everyone was then seated in the hall and enjoying themselves.

When it was time to leave, the two friends asked for their bill and they were told it was over N500,000. They gladly paid and were happy that at least the Igbo man did not partake in the jamboree.

But on second thought and out of curiosity, they decided to ask the manager of the hotel a question...

They wanted to know why the Igbo man seemed not to be provoked by their actions but was rather laughing and happy...

The manager said with a smile on his face, "Because HE OWNS THE HOTEL!"

Moral of the Story: It doesn't matter the kind of humiliation the Igbo man is subjected to in Nigeria by other tribes because he will still benefit from it and smile at the end!

#NotBotheredAbout2019

#VPSlotOrNotWeStillDeyGidigbam

An Hausa man and a yoruba man entered a bar in a hotel.

There were so many people seated in the bar eating and drinking.

They spotted an Igbo man by the corner and could identify him because of his "Ishi Agu" regalia and red cap.

In order to spite and humiliate him, the hausa man called on the waitress...

"Waitress, serve everyone in this bar pepper soup as as appetizer except that miserable nyamirii seated at the corner", he said.

The waitress did as she was told and served everyone peppersoup except the Igbo man.

The Igbo man said nothing but smiled to himself.

After a few minutes, the yoruba man decided to contribute and said to the barman...

"Barman, serve everyone in this restaurant drinks excluding that useless omoo yiboo seated at the corner."

The barman did as he was instructed and served everyone drinks except for the Igbo man.

The Igbo man yet again said nothing but smiled to himself...

Because of this gesture, more people started trooping into the restaurant and ate and drank to their fill from the instruction of the Hausa and yoruba men while they made sure the Igbo man tasted nothing. Because of the crowd, the hall started becoming hot...

The two friends asked the waitress to put on the air conditioners to cool the place but she told them the AC were not working and needed repairs.

"I will pay for the repairs of the ACs as long as that nyamirin man does not enjoy the AC. You must send him out", the hausa man ordered.

The waitress tried to say something but the igbo man made a gesture for her to be silent, got up and went outside to the overflow.

An AC expert was called in and he proceeded to fix the Air conditioners.

While this was going on, they noticed that the television in the hall was not on and called the attention of the manager of the hotel who explained to them that the DSTv subscription had been exhausted.

"I will pay for subscription for 6 whole months as long as you tell that omoo yiboo man outside to vacate the overflow and leave the premises of this hotel entirely, said the yoruba man. "I don't want him to watch the television and enjoy what i paid for", he said.

The manager was awe-struck and wanted to say something in protest but the Igbo man once again made a gesture that the manager should be quiet and obey the man which he consented.

The yoruba man collected the decoder smartcard number and used his phone to subscribe for the DSTv and the Igbo man left the overflow to the gate of the hotel but this time, laughing so hard to himself.

Everyone was then seated in the hall and enjoying themselves.

When it was time to leave, the two friends asked for their bill and they were told it was over N500,000. They gladly paid and were happy that at least the Igbo man did not partake in the jamboree.

But on second thought and out of curiosity, they decided to ask the manager of the hotel a question...

They wanted to know why the Igbo man seemed not to be provoked by their actions but was rather laughing and happy...

The manager said with a smile on his face, "Because HE OWNS THE HOTEL!"

Moral of the Story: It doesn't matter the kind of humiliation the Igbo man is subjected to in Nigeria by other tribes because he will still benefit from it and smile at the end!

#NotBotheredAbout2019

#VPSlotOrNotWeStillDeyGidigbam

KingKingKing:
. LMAO,FELA BIG PASS EVERY OF YOUR KINS MEN! USELESS PSQUARE WEY NO FIT UNITE! NONE OF YOUR PPL REACH WIZKID OR DAVIDO!FOR NOLLYWOOD NONE OF YOUR PPL REACH FUNKE AKINDELE AND REAL OMOSEXY!

But Fela died of AIDS after emaciating like a kwashiokwored goat

RIP Mean Gene!

I remember this man in the days of Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Andrew the Giant etc.

But the man suffer sha...e fit dey interview one wrestler and the person go just carry vex jack am up!

Those were the days when wrestling was interesting to watch!

Not all this nonsense script wey today's wrestlers dey act

Ganduri:
Prior to 2015 Elecriions.

APC Sophisticated Zombies: Ambode is the real deal!!! Agbaje is a bad product!!!.
Buhari is the saviour!!! Goodluck if the expired product.

3years and several months later of both candidates being a monumental disaster.

APC Sophiticated Zombies: Ambode is a mistake, Sanwo olu is the real deal!!!

Agbaje is not good enough.

[s]Buhari has failed but lets give him another term to fix the country[/s]

Buhari did not perform because of PDP 16 years looting.

Atiku is not good enough.

APC Sophisticated Zombies how do you want your thunder? Fried, Grilled or Roasted?

Fixed! Zombies never disappoint!

shachris02:
A whole tribe of professors, doctors and Lawyers being ruled and pocketed like a N1 coin by a drug lord.

Uwaa di egwu!

So much for sophistication!

helinues:
That is personal

Oga...wetin I wan carry your address do? I meant the part of the country you live in. But anyway, since you don't want to reveal it, i'll simply take it that you live in the SW too most probably Lagos since you are from the SW.

Now to the reason why I asked...

I live in the North and I have taken my time to go on an independent statistical inquiry on indigenes of the Northern part of this country. Over the past 2 years, I have been opportune to visit states like Kaduna where I was born, Kano, Gombe and just recently Kastina. I had a chat with many of the locals that comprised of traders, peasant farmers, tailors etc. These people expressed their displeasure against this administration and have sworn that they must remove Buhari by all means. The one that shocked me most in Kastina where 2 young men from Daura vowed that they will vote against buhari no matter what. They said they didn't care if he was their brother because according to them in Islam, when your brother is doing bad, you don't shield him. Another shocking thing is that over 85% of these people have their voters card and they mean business.

The average northern man is not the south westerner who looks at tribe like what the South west is planning to do because Osibanjo has been given a "mirage promise" of becoming President by 2023. I knew the position of the SW when Atiku made his intentions to run which was pro but immediately he picked Obi as his running mate, most of them rooting for him backed out.

The North West votes may be slightly split but a combination of votes from the North East, North Central, South East and South South will drown the South West's votes and buhari knows this! That is why he will use INEC to make sure he comes back.

Remember he refused to give his assent to the Electoral Amendment bill.

helinues:
I am from SW.

I didn't ask where you are FROM...i asked where you LIVE

helinues:
Bro, whether rigging or no rigging. Atiku can't win PMB. Atiku can never be an option. I am not voting nor campaigning for Buhari but he will win

Can I ask you a question that seems kinna off topic from the discussion at hand....

What part of Nigeria do you live in?

Very good!

Afolabi see where tatafo has landed you?

That's how they are! They stay at home doing nothing but keeping the compound dirty and gossiping.

That's why my uncle here in Abuja refuses to lease his property to them all the way from the sophisticated region because when you do good for them, they turn it to bad.

She must have told the other tenants that the Landlady was extorting them but that she (madam Afolabi) was smart enough to pay only what she thinks the property is worth without telling them that "she has been begging to pay less"!

Those people...don't play with them o.

helinues:
The election will be free and fair and Buhari will win. No 100% perfect election anywhere in the world.

There is a clear difference between elections that are not 100% and elections marred by irregularities. The latter is what INEC will conduct under the control of APC.

helinues:
Your number 1 prophesy indicates where the rest lies.

You already conceded defeat and decided to turn to prophet of doom.

Who is conceding defeat?

Do you think if elections are free and fair, buhari would win? Even INEC would vote against him but Nigerian politics is in the era of "he who pays the piper dictates the tune".

My permutations are gradually coming to pass...

https://www.nairaland.com/4920960/9-possible-things-expect-nigerian

They should go after the exes of his wife

Jonathan:
You didn’t add Goodluck

Because "Goodluck" is very far from you!

@JasonScoolari...come and see the sisters of Jona--dull the nairalander.

It's obvious they are call girls living in a brothel from the pictures. The person wey snap am for do video na

Jonathan:
Peter obi is a fool

Continue abusing a man whose mere saliva is even greater and more valuable than your entire destiny!