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PoliticsRe: Atiku Plotting To Smuggle In Looted Funds For 2019 Election – Buhari by Decryptor(m): 6:07pm On Dec 30, 2018
The only thing in this man's mouth is looted funds and kwarapshun!

If buhari was sensible which he is not...he would have simply put all these looted funds he has recovered in a Trust Fund Scheme and give details of the loot and the looters with figures. Unfortunately, him brain no give am that one
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Reasons Why Winners Chapel Is 'Dangerously' Wealthy by Decryptor(m): 4:36pm On Dec 30, 2018
Zoharariel:
Count the number of Faith Academy Secondary Schools all across the length & breadth of Nigeria - they are more than 3,000.

Count the number of Kingdom Heritage Nursery & Primary Schools across Nigeria and in some other Afrikan Countries - they're more than 7,000.

Add Covenant University in Ota, Landmark University in Abuja & Landmark University in Omu-Aran to the mix.

What you will get is Billions of Naira & Dollars in assets whose primary source was "Tithes & Seed Offerings" siphoned & still been siphoned from gullible Nigerians who are deluded into thinking they're enriching the kingdom of God while they themselves languish in abject penury.

The question is - would Jesus Christ have amassed all these assets & wealth when he emphatically made it clear in the book of Mathew 19:21 - "If you want to be perfect, go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven"

Unfortunately, these bastards know there is no heaven, hence - the reason they want to die with their wealth on Earth. grin
Oga...since there is no heaven, where does Jesus you just mentioned staying? You just dey contradict yourself.
PoliticsRe: Killer Gas Cylinders Flood Nigeria by Decryptor(m): 11:55am On Dec 30, 2018
There is nothing like killer gas cylinders. It is the inability of people to use them effectively.
Christianity EtcRe: What's The Meaning Of Old Things Are Passed Away Behold All Things Are New? by Decryptor(m): 11:04am On Dec 30, 2018
post=74288992:
Old things have passed away.” The “old” refers to everything that is part of our old nature—natural pride, love of sin, reliance on works, and our former opinions, habits and passions. Most significantly, what we loved has passed away, especially the supreme love of self and with it self-righteousness, self-promotion, and self-justification. The new creature looks outwardly toward Christ instead of inwardly toward self. The old things died, nailed to the cross with our sin nature.
You are not the one who constructed this. Your pastor dictated and you wrote. Because the manner in which you vituperate on behalf of buhari shows you are very far from Christ
Christianity EtcRe: What's The Meaning Of Old Things Are Passed Away Behold All Things Are New? by Decryptor(m):
Since churchgoers are not back yet, let me help out for now...

"Old things are passed away and all things have become new"

In NAIJA relationships: It is when you have dated a man for years and he has not proposed and you dump him in January for a Malaysian boy who promised you marriage and gave you N10,000 after shagging you during Christmas in the village.

In NAIJA politics, it is when you were formally in PDP and stole billions of naira and bought choice properties both in Nigeria and abroad, you make an anti-APC comment and suddenly,EFCC gives you signal that they are coming for you because they heard you stashed over $1billion inside your soakaway pit and because of fear of going to prison, you decamp to APC and begin to spew gibberish by telling us how buhari was the one who brought in everything good in Nigeria from 1914 till date.
Eg: Orji Uzor Kalu and Godswill Akpabio

For Naija girls, it is when you were born black like Alec Wek and your name was Adebola and suddenly, you started bathing with Tura Soap and rubbing Temprovate tube and your completion starts changing small small but you still are not contented so you upgraded to Carotone but you still don't get what you want and so begin to patronize Bobrisky and Dencia then change your Facebook name from Adebola to Mhiz Hardhebhola Pinksweetnezz until you necome white and begin to post photos and videos with those effects that makes you look like a dog and rabbit and when people who knew you before ask you, you say your "true color" is finally out!

Let me stop here for now.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji To Buy Mercedes-Maybach 6 Cabriolet by Decryptor(m): 1:03am On Dec 30, 2018
Okoyeeebos:
She should buy him a father who loves him and accepts him cos that's one thing her son doesn't have.
The little boy is better off without a father rather than having a philandering bastard from the wastelands who is irresponsible and afraid of commitment as one.
PoliticsRe: APC Has No Plans For Igbo Presidency – Obasanjo by Decryptor(m): 12:59am On Dec 30, 2018
midolian:
This old tortoise can say and do all he wants, it won't change the fact that Atiku, who happens to be his candidate will be defeated easily, fairly, squarely, roundly and comprehensively at the polls...

It is true the APC has no plans for Igbo presidency and every sane person knows why. You don't plant banana and expect to harvest plantain.

The Igbos will be busy hating and making enemies for themselves until minority tribes like Nupe produce president before they ll realise politics is different from trading.

As for OBJ, his irrelevance will become pronounced after the forthcoming Elections.


πe×t Le√el pls!
When Obasanjo was criticizing GEJ, he was an elder statesman. Now he has seen the ineptitude of this current maladministration and voicing out, he is suddenly a clown. Later they'll say yorubas know how to respect their elders.

Continue to allow everything about Igbos give you nightmares till you get High BP.
CelebritiesRe: Boy Promised N1m By Davido, Says He Didn’t Receive Any Money by Decryptor(m): 12:35am On Dec 30, 2018
JamaicanLove:
Anu
Papa gi anu!
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Shehu Shagari Before His Death In Abuja by Decryptor(m): 9:39pm On Dec 29, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
sad we use to sing sumthing like dis in 1983 or so. " Shagari fo ganna baba olode yinbon fun.La ila ila....." Rip to him.Thanks to the UPN free Education in those days. NPN and Pd pigs nah same same
Oh...so you are a product of free education by that dead otapiapia ambassador?
No wonder!
CelebritiesRe: Boy Promised N1m By Davido, Says He Didn’t Receive Any Money by Decryptor(m): 9:31pm On Dec 29, 2018
JamaicanLove:
Lol




Just look at him ranting, as if he gave him the money to keep for him.



I'm sure he's an ibo dude. Very greedy and selfish sets of people.
An Igbo boy of that age has a shop under his care and is saving money to start his own business. Unlike yoruba lazy touts who do nothing but yahoo yahoo beg e-money for change in instagram. Ewu!
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji's Son, Jayce Jeremi's Bentley Finally Arrives Lagos by Decryptor(m): 9:25pm On Dec 29, 2018
dacblogger:
Its funny how sholaye jeremi wants to deny the paternity of this kid when the kid looks exactly like him...
What do you expect? Yoruba men are scared of commitment
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Touch Cassper Nyovest Joystick On Stage. Video Goes Viral by Decryptor(m): 9:19pm On Dec 29, 2018
LOSKYXANDER:
Post a link to the video undecided
I saw it in a facebook group with my laptop. Will see if I can get the link back
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Blasts Kenneth Okonkwo: "You Are A Liar & A Disgrace" by Decryptor(m): 9:01pm On Dec 29, 2018
Broom waving wizard
CelebritiesRe: I Gave Them The Permission - Cassper Nyovest Reacts To Sexual Harassment Video. by Decryptor(m): 8:22pm On Dec 29, 2018
Chimpanzee!
PoliticsRe: National ID Cards Ready For Collection —NIMC by Decryptor(m): 7:42pm On Dec 29, 2018
kevoh:
What happened to 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017 and 2018?
They said 2013 are amongst this ready now.

Which means 2014- 2015 will be ready by 2022

2016-2017 will be ready by 2025 and 2018 will be ready by 2028
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Touch Cassper Nyovest Joystick On Stage. Video Goes Viral by Decryptor(m): 7:21pm On Dec 29, 2018
I watched a video on facebook today where one lady on tight-fitted dress was dancing provocatively with a boy of about 10 years old. The boy at some point grabbed her on the waist and she carried the boy up and straddled him to her waist with their crouches making contact while she make a sexual movement back and forth.

Some useless ladies who commented kept saying it was nothing nd that "they were only having fun".

If it were to be the other way round, it won't be having fun but "girl child molestation".

Back to topic, imagine if this were to be a female artist now, some jobless misandrists and feminists will carry placard with "Men stop touching us" inscription and be disturbing us up and down. The female artiste in question will rush and open a "foundation" to "help and protect" women and girls who are victims of sexual harassment.

Thunder will fire some people in this life!
Car TalkRe: Moment A Confused Lady Tries To Fill Her Tesla With Petrol At A Filling Station by Decryptor(m): 1:47pm On Dec 29, 2018
iyatrustee:
Electrically powered right? Care to enlighten me a bit? Just like cars have diesel variants, they shld have the solar powered to for us grin grin
An EV makes use of lithium ion battries which powers the engine when fully charged. The Battries can be recharged in an EV station when the stored energy has been used.

Solar vehicles are possible theoretically but not in practice. This is because the engine capacity of a mid-range to heavy duty vehicle can not be fully charged using solar panels. For a car to be powered by solar panels, it means that the panels have to be so much that it will cover almost the whole body of the vehicle which is not best practice and even if it does, it won't be enough. The only vehicles which have been successfully powered by solar are vehicles with small engines that need very little power to operate like golf cars.

Golf cars I mean are the ones that carry players in a golf course and not Volkswagen Golf you see in Nigeria o
Car TalkRe: Moment A Confused Lady Tries To Fill Her Tesla With Petrol At A Filling Station by Decryptor(m): 1:13pm On Dec 29, 2018
iyatrustee:
This kind car go good for this our Naija sun cheesy
It is not a solar powered vehicle. It is an EV.
Car TalkRe: Moment A Confused Lady Tries To Fill Her Tesla With Petrol At A Filling Station by Decryptor(m): 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2018
This is what happens when you buy a daft slay queen a luxury car
CultureRe: Traditional Rulers Storm Anambra For Abolition Of Osu, Others by Decryptor(m): 12:56pm On Dec 29, 2018
oilPUSSY:
Imagine this hopeless skull digger talking of hate.

You should channel your frustrations to your people who are slugging it out on daily basis because of religion.

Yoruba Christians Vs Yoruba Muslims
Yoruba Traditionalist Vs Yoruba Muslims
Yoruba masquerades Vs Yoruba Moslems.
Skull mining nko ?

Where Ogun man will mine the skull of ekiti man and boast about it in the public and receive applauds from his likes.
If you guys continue with what you are known for, by next 20 to 25 yrs, you will be competing with Edos and Ijaws on 3rd largest ethnic groups in Nigeria.

I even forgot about Ife and Modakeke wey no dey take eyes see each other to the extent that they don't marry up till today
(Yoruba is Yoruba only exist on nairaland)
You have finished the daft Front0lane. I'm sure he has scurried into a nearby gutter licking his wounds grin
RomanceRe: Unveiled!..Why Ladies Targeting Overseas-based Men To Marry This Yuletide (Pic) by Decryptor(m): 12:47pm On Dec 29, 2018
lielbree:
What sort of stupìd question is this?

What about our young men willing to marry their ancestors age mate all for green card? angry

Men are by far the greatest gold diggers
Like your dad?
RomanceRe: Unveiled!..Why Ladies Targeting Overseas-based Men To Marry This Yuletide (Pic) by Decryptor(m): 12:26pm On Dec 29, 2018
Haric:
Stewpeed Post lipsrsealed for ppl with Stewpeed mindset
You forgot to add "Made by a stupid poster"
PoliticsRe: Surrender Your States To Buhari, Akpabio Tells PDP Governors by Decryptor(m): 12:21pm On Dec 29, 2018
Foolish Akwa Ibom agama lizard
PoliticsRe: What Buhari Said About Boko Haram Yesterday That Got People Talking by Decryptor(m):
He has already fooled some people with the promise that their stammering dwarfed brother will become president in 2023 grin
PoliticsRe: Leave Igbos Out Of Shagari's Death!! Nigerians Blasts Ben Bruce On Twitter by Decryptor(m): 12:15pm On Dec 29, 2018
yorubas are the ones now telling him to leave Igbos. Did we beg them (yorubas) to fight our fight for us?

#tatafo
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Shades Buhari For Overthrowing Shagari's Administration In 1983 by Decryptor(m): 11:32am On Dec 29, 2018
RevLikeBigYansh:
Awolowo is responsible for ushering in a military coup that ousted shagari.

Reeling from his loss at the polls, Awolowo will deploy the Lagos-Ibadan presatitutes to demonize the Shagari civilian administration with so much negative propaganda - the likes of which was only repeated again by same SW presstitutes who were deployed by Tinubu to attack Jonathan's govt with the sleaziest form of propaganda that can only be described as slanderous. It was on this corruption propaganda that Buhari used to justify a coup just as they claimed Buhari will recover phantom looted funds that they claimed Jonathan stole.

The same Awo will justify the coup as a necessary evil thinking Buhari will conduct elections and hand over to him. Same thing Tinubu is repeating. Yorubas and Igbos are the ones that give these backward norrthners the audacity to demand they rule you. The Igbos are guilty of propping up northern political domination because it is them that are threatened when the north decides to unleash their greatest weapon - mob violence. If the Igbos relocated from the north, will the north unleash mob violence on themselves? And if they did, will any of us in the south care? As for the Yorubas, they give the north the legal backing by their constant twisting of logic, slander and lies on any southern leadership and their ability to constantly virtue signalling while being guilty of what they accuse you of.
yorubas never learn from history and the fulanis know this. I just laugh when they say commissioner osinnerbanjo will become president in 2023. No be Nigeria we dey? We shall all see how it plays out
PoliticsRe: Shehu Shagari Is Dead. Former President Dies At 93 by Decryptor(m): 11:28am On Dec 29, 2018
Neozy:
Are you trying to crack a joke or you're just seeking attention? You sound like an ignorant and uninformed person.
Your business. Awolowo was better off not being the president of Nigeria. He was a tribal bigot and a coward too. That's my opinion!
TravelRe: 30 PDP Members Die In Road Accident In Benue by Decryptor(m): 8:07am On Dec 29, 2018
MrAJQ:
Though am fully APC, but I won't act like my noisy bittered neighbor, IBOP? MC huh Anyway they always rejoice the death APC supporters citing that they deserve to die than live to elect President Buhari, sorry Jibril.

Death, should never be politicized, this is pathetic, may we never witness such said incident again, may the dead rest in peace and may Almighty God console their families.
The fact that you made this foolish comment shows you have politicized it
PoliticsRe: Shehu Shagari Is Dead. Former President Dies At 93 by Decryptor(m): 10:07pm On Dec 28, 2018
Neozy:
Why? Explain yourself.
He was a bigot! QED!!
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu, Amanda Mandy: Davido's Baby Mamas Pose With Their Children by Decryptor(m): 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2018
notoriousbabe:
Shamuless ibo girls



...Animal is this but is kill no one it has kill but gorilla is kill no for friends and is kill and say is consumption of is not good but is kill it. God is seeing it.
So Sophia mumudu is an Igbo girl?

CelebritiesRe: Ruth Kamande To Be Executed By Hanging For Killing Farid Mohammed, Her Boyfriend by Decryptor(m): 9:51pm On Dec 28, 2018
Shortyy:
A beautiful woman like this gone like that! Because of dick! Man fvck dick!
If you no get dick now, you will be so depressed and use roll-on or cucumber. You women can't do without the male appendage
CelebritiesRe: Your Lie Can’t Change The Fact That You Assaulted Me - kizz Daniel’s Manager by Decryptor(m): 9:44pm On Dec 28, 2018
davillian:
She tagged davido and infinix and said thank you.
WTF! They gave her a free infinix phone? cheesy

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