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Celebrities › Re: Ladies Touch Cassper Nyovest Joystick On Stage. Video Goes Viral by Decryptor(m): 7:21pm On Dec 29, 2018
I watched a video on facebook today where one lady on tight-fitted dress was dancing provocatively with a boy of about 10 years old. The boy at some point grabbed her on the waist and she carried the boy up and straddled him to her waist with their crouches making contact while she make a sexual movement back and forth.

Some useless ladies who commented kept saying it was nothing nd that "they were only having fun".

If it were to be the other way round, it won't be having fun but "girl child molestation".

Back to topic, imagine if this were to be a female artist now, some jobless misandrists and feminists will carry placard with "Men stop touching us" inscription and be disturbing us up and down. The female artiste in question will rush and open a "foundation" to "help and protect" women and girls who are victims of sexual harassment.

Thunder will fire some people in this life!
Car Talk › Re: Moment A Confused Lady Tries To Fill Her Tesla With Petrol At A Filling Station by Decryptor(m): 1:47pm On Dec 29, 2018
iyatrustee:
Electrically powered right? Care to enlighten me a bit? Just like cars have diesel variants, they shld have the solar powered to for us grin grin
An EV makes use of lithium ion battries which powers the engine when fully charged. The Battries can be recharged in an EV station when the stored energy has been used.

Solar vehicles are possible theoretically but not in practice. This is because the engine capacity of a mid-range to heavy duty vehicle can not be fully charged using solar panels. For a car to be powered by solar panels, it means that the panels have to be so much that it will cover almost the whole body of the vehicle which is not best practice and even if it does, it won't be enough. The only vehicles which have been successfully powered by solar are vehicles with small engines that need very little power to operate like golf cars.

Golf cars I mean are the ones that carry players in a golf course and not Volkswagen Golf you see in Nigeria o
Car Talk › Re: Moment A Confused Lady Tries To Fill Her Tesla With Petrol At A Filling Station by Decryptor(m): 1:13pm On Dec 29, 2018
iyatrustee:
This kind car go good for this our Naija sun cheesy
It is not a solar powered vehicle. It is an EV.
Car Talk › Re: Moment A Confused Lady Tries To Fill Her Tesla With Petrol At A Filling Station by Decryptor(m): 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2018
This is what happens when you buy a daft slay queen a luxury car
Culture › Re: Traditional Rulers Storm Anambra For Abolition Of Osu, Others by Decryptor(m): 12:56pm On Dec 29, 2018
oilPUSSY:
Imagine this hopeless skull digger talking of hate.

You should channel your frustrations to your people who are slugging it out on daily basis because of religion.

Yoruba Christians Vs Yoruba Muslims
Yoruba Traditionalist Vs Yoruba Muslims
Yoruba masquerades Vs Yoruba Moslems.
Skull mining nko ?

Where Ogun man will mine the skull of ekiti man and boast about it in the public and receive applauds from his likes.
If you guys continue with what you are known for, by next 20 to 25 yrs, you will be competing with Edos and Ijaws on 3rd largest ethnic groups in Nigeria.

I even forgot about Ife and Modakeke wey no dey take eyes see each other to the extent that they don't marry up till today
(Yoruba is Yoruba only exist on nairaland)
You have finished the daft Front0lane. I'm sure he has scurried into a nearby gutter licking his wounds grin
Romance › Re: Unveiled!..Why Ladies Targeting Overseas-based Men To Marry This Yuletide (Pic) by Decryptor(m): 12:47pm On Dec 29, 2018
lielbree:
What sort of stupìd question is this?

What about our young men willing to marry their ancestors age mate all for green card? angry

Men are by far the greatest gold diggers
Like your dad?
Romance › Re: Unveiled!..Why Ladies Targeting Overseas-based Men To Marry This Yuletide (Pic) by Decryptor(m): 12:26pm On Dec 29, 2018
Haric:
Stewpeed Post lipsrsealed for ppl with Stewpeed mindset
You forgot to add "Made by a stupid poster"
Politics › Re: Surrender Your States To Buhari, Akpabio Tells PDP Governors by Decryptor(m): 12:21pm On Dec 29, 2018
Foolish Akwa Ibom agama lizard
Politics › Re: What Buhari Said About Boko Haram Yesterday That Got People Talking by Decryptor(m):
He has already fooled some people with the promise that their stammering dwarfed brother will become president in 2023 grin
Politics › Re: Leave Igbos Out Of Shagari's Death!! Nigerians Blasts Ben Bruce On Twitter by Decryptor(m): 12:15pm On Dec 29, 2018
yorubas are the ones now telling him to leave Igbos. Did we beg them (yorubas) to fight our fight for us?

#tatafo
Politics › Re: Ben Bruce Shades Buhari For Overthrowing Shagari's Administration In 1983 by Decryptor(m): 11:32am On Dec 29, 2018
RevLikeBigYansh:
Awolowo is responsible for ushering in a military coup that ousted shagari.

Reeling from his loss at the polls, Awolowo will deploy the Lagos-Ibadan presatitutes to demonize the Shagari civilian administration with so much negative propaganda - the likes of which was only repeated again by same SW presstitutes who were deployed by Tinubu to attack Jonathan's govt with the sleaziest form of propaganda that can only be described as slanderous. It was on this corruption propaganda that Buhari used to justify a coup just as they claimed Buhari will recover phantom looted funds that they claimed Jonathan stole.

The same Awo will justify the coup as a necessary evil thinking Buhari will conduct elections and hand over to him. Same thing Tinubu is repeating. Yorubas and Igbos are the ones that give these backward norrthners the audacity to demand they rule you. The Igbos are guilty of propping up northern political domination because it is them that are threatened when the north decides to unleash their greatest weapon - mob violence. If the Igbos relocated from the north, will the north unleash mob violence on themselves? And if they did, will any of us in the south care? As for the Yorubas, they give the north the legal backing by their constant twisting of logic, slander and lies on any southern leadership and their ability to constantly virtue signalling while being guilty of what they accuse you of.
yorubas never learn from history and the fulanis know this. I just laugh when they say commissioner osinnerbanjo will become president in 2023. No be Nigeria we dey? We shall all see how it plays out
Politics › Re: Shehu Shagari Is Dead. Former President Dies At 93 by Decryptor(m): 11:28am On Dec 29, 2018
Neozy:
Are you trying to crack a joke or you're just seeking attention? You sound like an ignorant and uninformed person.
Your business. Awolowo was better off not being the president of Nigeria. He was a tribal bigot and a coward too. That's my opinion!
Travel › Re: 30 PDP Members Die In Road Accident In Benue by Decryptor(m): 8:07am On Dec 29, 2018
MrAJQ:
Though am fully APC, but I won't act like my noisy bittered neighbor, IBOP? MC huh Anyway they always rejoice the death APC supporters citing that they deserve to die than live to elect President Buhari, sorry Jibril.

Death, should never be politicized, this is pathetic, may we never witness such said incident again, may the dead rest in peace and may Almighty God console their families.
The fact that you made this foolish comment shows you have politicized it
Politics › Re: Shehu Shagari Is Dead. Former President Dies At 93 by Decryptor(m): 10:07pm On Dec 28, 2018
Neozy:
Why? Explain yourself.
He was a bigot! QED!!
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu, Amanda Mandy: Davido's Baby Mamas Pose With Their Children by Decryptor(m): 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2018
notoriousbabe:
Shamuless ibo girls



...Animal is this but is kill no one it has kill but gorilla is kill no for friends and is kill and say is consumption of is not good but is kill it. God is seeing it.
So Sophia mumudu is an Igbo girl?

Celebrities › Re: Ruth Kamande To Be Executed By Hanging For Killing Farid Mohammed, Her Boyfriend by Decryptor(m): 9:51pm On Dec 28, 2018
Shortyy:
A beautiful woman like this gone like that! Because of dick! Man fvck dick!
If you no get dick now, you will be so depressed and use roll-on or cucumber. You women can't do without the male appendage
Celebrities › Re: Your Lie Can’t Change The Fact That You Assaulted Me - kizz Daniel’s Manager by Decryptor(m): 9:44pm On Dec 28, 2018
davillian:
She tagged davido and infinix and said thank you.
WTF! They gave her a free infinix phone? cheesy
Politics › Re: Shehu Shagari Is Dead. Former President Dies At 93 by Decryptor(m): 9:41pm On Dec 28, 2018
Neozy:
Calm down and read my comment again.
Oh...i read it again. Thank God he was never president. He would have actually been the worst!
Crime › Re: Gunmen Shoot Man Dead In Ekiti State (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 9:31pm On Dec 28, 2018
It was an assassination! They only hit his car from the back for him to stop to do their dirty work.

Fayemi...weldone o.

To the guy who announced his death...i bet he is a beneficiary of awo-ole-owo's free education grin

"Corpus" instead of "Corpse".
Christianity Etc › Re: 3 African Countries That Stopped Celebrating Christmas by Decryptor(m): 9:28pm On Dec 28, 2018
Thank God for GEJ!

Imagine what would have happened if Ebola came under the rulership of buhari and his frog-faced health minister...we would have been finished!
Romance › Re: Cheating Married Woman Exposed After Sending Intimate Pictures To Lover. by Decryptor(m): 9:24pm On Dec 28, 2018
It that not hijab?
Celebrities › Re: Your Lie Can’t Change The Fact That You Assaulted Me - kizz Daniel’s Manager by Decryptor(m): 9:21pm On Dec 28, 2018
Please what about that attention seeking b*tch that claimed her v*gina was fingered in a concert while Davido looked on? What's the update?
Politics › Re: Shehu Shagari Is Dead. Former President Dies At 93 by Decryptor(m): 9:16pm On Dec 28, 2018
Neozy:
Shagari's government successfully builded the solid foundation of corruption and/or looting of public funds in Nigeria. Subsequent governments just built on the foudation and the house(corruption) is standing strong today and going from strength to strength. I don't blame him though, i only blame Obasanjo who helped him rig the election and influence and manipulated court decisions. Awolowo is the best president Nigeria never had.
Oga...Awolowo was never the president of Nigeria. He was a premier of Western region.
Politics › Re: 10 Controversies Of 2018 In Nigeria: Millionaire Snake, Ganduje Dollars, Adeosun by Decryptor(m): 9:02pm On Dec 28, 2018
So in the midst of all the aforementioned scandals, na ewedurians and notherners share am. No Igbo was involved.
Travel › Re: Meet The 14-Year-Old Nigerian Girl Who Excites Pilots In Their Cockpits. Photos by Decryptor(m): 4:18pm On Dec 28, 2018
So she's 14?
Family › Re: Son Celebrates His Mother's Birthday. Shares Boyfriend-Girlfriend Kind Of Photos by Decryptor(m): 12:40pm On Dec 28, 2018
I don't see anything like boy-friend/girlfriend type of photo here.

The mother looks kinna young and the guy in question is probably in his twenties meaning she had him when she was around his age placing her on either mid or late 40's.

I am currently in a relationship with a woman in her 40's and she is the second I have dated in that age range. I usually feel awkward whenever i see her 18 year old son around during the holidays. But the trill in being with them is something you can't ignore.

They can be very sweet in bed and there is this kind of adrenalin rush while under the sheets with them that makes the s*x so sweet. cool

If you are a guy and you haven't shagged a woman in her 40's, you are missing alot.

They can be so romantic but their nagging no be here o!
Politics › Re: 2019: Akpabio Gets New Appointment From Buhari by Decryptor(m):
APC chapter 5:17 MBV (Mohammadu Buhari Version)

Therefore if any criminal formally in PDP decamps to APC, he has become a new creature. Old loots will be retained and forgiven and all things have become new.
Politics › Re: Fresh Attack:hoodlums Burn Buhari/apc Campaign Vehicle In Enugu(photos ) by Decryptor(m): 12:25pm On Dec 28, 2018
Lordofthewest:
These biafuro people and gra gra be like 5&6 not everybody likes buhari, rather than displaying your stupidity rally round and vote the candidate of your choice its a democracy for goodness sake...If buhari deploy military now una go begin cry oppression and the real election never even start. Northern youths are the one who do things like this even dem don cool down small.
Deploy military because of a burnt Sienna? I can see you eat from the anus!

Family › Re: My Teenage Sister Already Having Sex With Yahoo Boys & My Father Is An Extremist by Decryptor(m): 12:18pm On Dec 28, 2018
Allylic:
I don't want her to tow that path..she might not be able to recover again..
It's a path she has chosen...let her tow it!
Crime › Re: Lady Accuses Davido Of ‘ignoring Her’ While She Was Being Robbed And Harassed by Decryptor(m): 10:40am On Dec 28, 2018
Sarang:
Some people mumu eh..

Protect yourself you will not hear..
Don't go alone..mba

But some men are just animals in human form
Don't tell me you actually believed this dumb story!


So as the story went...


A man came to you in a crowded concert possibly near the stage because Davido saw you...

He removed your pant and stuck his fingers in your vagina..

Collected your ATM right there and then...

Took glass and shattered it on the floor without being questioned by other people in the crowd...

Told everyone to shift and then raised you up and smashed dropped you on the ground where the broken glass was...


NICE STORY!

This girl is one of the reasons I don't flinch when any Nigerian woman/lady comes out to rant that she was raped!
Romance › Re: Man Takes His Fiancee To Lie Detector To Test If She's Cheating. See Outcome by Decryptor(m):
Okoyeeebos:
Ojukwu married his friend's daughter.
Ekwueme impregnated a married woman TWICE!

Flatheaded Osu pigs are so randy that they can put their deaks inside anything that has a hole even a rat trap.
OBJ slept with his son's wife.

Cone headed omoluabeast snakes are so Randy that they can put their d*icks into anything that has a hole even a cobra's mouth.

Eg: Taiwo oluwa...the goat rapist from Ogun State

https://www.nairaland.com/2304822/man-caught-having-sex-goat

cc: razy75
Family › Re: Nigerians Advised To Buy Black Dolls For Their Kids. See Reactions by Decryptor(m): 3:42am On Dec 28, 2018
The one by the left is a replica of an Hausa infant while the one by the right is Yoruba.

An Igbo child can never look like this.

Grateful to be Igbo!

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