₦airaland Forum

ElasticStone:
Bro, u be mumu o.

I am buying my mom a brand new Toyota Corolla 2010 by August this year. I cant buy my dad cause I cannot afford to buy him a car better than the one he drives now. Not everybody is hungry and in need of money like u.

#ProudySimp

This guy is already countin his chickens before they hatch!

Chai!...but i thought they said FG is paying for it?

Meanwhile...the person who edited this below won't make heaven

Ebonyi people are the most vicious and most wicked people in the South East

Serves them right! I hate Cultists and Prostitutes with a passion. They deserve to die of starvation

At least the Governor try sef give them Beans with stone to chop. One Area Council chairman here in FCT took 30 bags of rice and beans and disappeared!

The lady you dated gave you HIV and you still went ahead to marry her?

Nigerian men sef

medTechworld:
Don't visit the sin of one lady unto other innocent ladies who are not aware of what went wrong in your previous relationship.

"NO NIGERIAN LADY IS INNOCENT!"

Rule 4 Clause 16 of the Playboys Association Constitution of Nigeria

Na sooooo

Anybody wey die now...na Corona...

No be me una dey tell that one

The more you look the less you see!

COVID-19 in Nigeria na SCAM!

mhiztee15:
Lol calm down I know

Ok o

Hmm...see the thread a guy called Skales opened here

https://www.nairaland.com/5037157/why-prefer-married-women-single#75951297

mhiztee15:
Heart of men are wicked!

May God help us not to open our doors to wicked people

I have noticed that this bible verse seems to be one of the favorite passages of the scripture for women. I hooebyou know that when the bible said "Heart of Men"..?it means both man and woman

DonMekino:
so the lockdown is a reason to steal from ppl? I don't want to sound tribalistic, but these Yoruba dominated areas in Lagos always experience these kinds of organized gang robberies. and the worst is the law enforcement agencies seem powerless against such

Oga...you are not sounding tribal but factual. All those Yoruba youths that know nothing but omonile, owo-mida and agberoism need to eat na. Some of them are even here on Nairaland bashing Igbos for selling Lacadera and gala.

There is lockdown in Abuja for 2 weeks and no single case of harassment or robbery but look at una Eko...
And someone will say Lagos is better than Abuja.

Jarus:
Don’t be ignorant. People are being discharged in the UK and US. Just yesterday, UK PM Boris Johnson was discharged.

This is Italy’s stats as at today.

More than 34k people have recovered.

This pandemic really exposed the level of ignorance here.

Why haven't we been shown the footage of people who are receiving treatment?

In those countries like the US, you are placed under observation for a month before you are discharged. Nigeria discharges within dsys...under what basis?

I can't be deceived!

COVID-19 is killing people like fowl in the US and Europe with no cases of"discharge"

Nigerian govt is busy adding figures every morning of people being infected and people being discharged FOR A DISEASE THAT STILL HAS NO CURE with just few deaths in a country that the health infrastructure is close to zero..

This government just dey scam una...I am not deceived!

There is NO CORONA VIRUS IN NIGERIA!

Maybe you are among the "Type Amen and forward to 50 of your contacts or you will experience 7 years of badluck" gang!

Whatsapp recently released an information that they will be clamping down on users who post such jargon!

Nigsrdumb:
This will be the best meal Ur Caucasian woman will ever cook.

Karen no get joy.

No biggie...i'll rather eat that and even worse with a Caucasian who is true to me than eat Ofe Nsala (white soup) with loads of chicken and Nkwobi with a toxic black African-Nigerian woman.

anonymous1759:
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You can't eat your cake and have it. That's the Summary of the entire write up. On the other hand never let anyone use you as a plan B. If you don't accept me for who I'm today, don't expect me to accept you when I become the man of your dreams tomorrow it's that simple.

If there's one thing I cherish from a lady is loyalty any foreigner who treats Me like a brother or boyfriend is my bae, any Nigerian girl that treats me like a stranger she's automatically a stranger if you don't show me love done expect me to reciprocate it.

Religion, ethnicity, race, nationality etc.. Are all tools to divide us, what really matters is the individual's soul, so don't over look someone that gave you all the love when you're in need and give a modafuckers a second chance because you share the ethnicity or Nationality.

@bolded, well said! Don't mind the OP trying to massage the ego of Nigerian women on his post! I will travel abroad and see a Caucasian woman who will cook and drive miles away to come give it to me and ignore her for a Nigerian hag who is b*tchy and giving me attitude because i want to retain the Nigerian spirit and "honor our women"...Mtchewwww!!!

And you waited for 22 years to reveal it to us?

Parisian:
The wife of Jezz Besos, (the richest man in the world) divorced his ass recently. Do you know how much she got in alimony? About 30 or 40 billion dollars. Even if Ajimobi had stolen all of Oyo state's budget in 20 years, he'd be no where near Besos in wealth. Yet his wife divorced his cheating ass. So who are you to say otherwise?

And i hope you also know Adele, the “Hello from the other side” crooner, filed for divorce and she must now pay her ex husband £140m from her net worth, which is about £190m based on the marriage contract they both signed.

safarigirl:
Only someone with low self esteem gets off of attacking people for their looks

Put up your own miserable picture, let's see if you can match OP in looks.

Is she not prettier than most of the women you guys like to drool over?

That is how all of you said Dora Akunyili's daughter is ugly and has a strong face, even while you could see her wedding pictures to a pretty white man.

Pathetic

I swear i ain't bluffing...I am a man and you are a lady but if we both plus the OP put up our facial pictures without your makeup and a poll is taken online to vote on impressive looks between the three of us, i would beat the two of you hands down on a scale of 1% for her, 5% for you and 94% for me.

ajani27:
Imagine her without make up....

That imagination is worse than imagining one floating on a bubble raft in the middle of a shark-infested sea with no food to eat and having covid-19 symptoms where even if you are found by rescuers who know about your COVID-19 status, they'd still not come close to you and let you die in pieces.

SharonLoveth:
The only son that's useless... Your mother kuku could have aborted you because you're a waste being...

Now she's beginning to throw cliches! I can understand your frustration.

You are definitely frustrated out of probably living a "loveless" life devoid of a man you can't keep and secondly your obesity!
I understand your plight!!
Engaging you verbally could make you go suicidal so let me kindly save your life

The OP's "counter thread" has damage control written all over it.

And what's more...her profile picture is solid proof about what the OP of the other thread said about "the facial disposition" of Naija ladies living in Canada and as to why men over there find then least desirable!

mamapidgin:
Any Nigeria lady in canada that is lonely only wish to be on her own or probably she doesn't understand the African culture....

If you are a Nigerian lady and loneliness is your problem in Canada that means you don't understand or value your Nigerian Culture, call your parent at home in Nigeria and tell them to connect you with their friend children that are responsible at home and start a relationship from there...

Our parent will always find the best for us when it comes to things like this and from there u can work his document for him to come and join u there, after the relationship have led to marriage. Is as simple as ABC

Odiegwu! The egoistic nature of Nigerian women and "shame" will never allow her to reach out to her parents to reach out in turn to the parents on a guy here in Nigeria to start a relationship. Nigerian ladies will rather die with that warped mentality that A MAN MUST WOO THEM hence their dilemma there in Canada!

SharonLoveth:
As your mum married your elder or younger brother right?

Thank goodness i am an only son.

As i said before, make sure you marry your dad and bear him kids or the joke is on you.

If you marry (or is already married to) any other "pencil" apart from your dad, then you are an ink-less pen

Reichel99:
Ok ma, all I know is I won't accept a cheat back.

Florence Ajimobi, the wife of a Governor and financial big shot with affluence says she accepted her husband back...you that we don't know your address and we are not sure can boast of up to N20k in her account is ranting!

Inside life

medolab90:
Nigerian women take shit Alot.

If it was the other way around would he still take her back?? I guess no

Our women should start waking up.

Go and wake them up Mr Women Advocate. Mtchewwwww!!

SharonLoveth:
The Man Still Cheating And He'll Continue Cheating.. Men Are Nothing But Pencil, Excluding My Dad

And yet you allow pencils to climb you abi? Make sure you marry your dad or the joke is on you!

Becarefu