₦airaland Forum

Allylic:
@OP..try to link her up with a very successful woman especially a married and career woman who has witnessed a lot of things or a retired runs girl.These people are the only ones that can help her and guide her to make the right decision....na puberty dey worry her,I just pray she won't realize when its already late..

It won't work. High oestrogen levels are at play. She is sexually active and there is nothing that can be done until she learns the hard way by becoming pregnant and denied by all the boys whom she frolicked with.
Her eyes will clear then

Moukandjo:
Can you please share the links Obituary used to back up these his shameless lies below

1) Nigeria's FDI in 2015 was $41bn
2) There are 2 million vehicles in Nigeria
3) 6% of Nigerians (not 6 persons that his sycophants want to twist it to) fall into poverty every minute
4) Mexico is part of brics countries
5) Nigeria had fallen on the global competitive index from 124 to 127.

Thanks in anticipation.

Do justice to yourself and peruse Nairaland archives to find it. It came out a day after the debate when you all made noise about him telling lies. I won't do it for you because I don't take orders from sai barbarian z**bies.

IloveToMess:
What do you expect, Yorubas are in pain that Obi defeated Oshibanjo hands down they now resort to fake figure propaganda. Lol losers they will see what will happen on election. Nigerians are wiser now, we cant continue this suffering for yet another 4years while we pave way for them(yorubas) to have a chance at becoming president come 2023. Oshibsnjo after his bitter defeat at the debate now goes about telling his people to vote Buhari so they can rule after him hahahahaha..

Don't mind the self-acclaimed sophisticated jokers! They would rather suffer and live like displaced refugees for another 4 years simply because the stammering dwarf has been promised a presidency which he is not likely to get in 2023.

They have forgotten that they are dealing with the power-drunk fulanis who will promise you a bakery today and collect the only bread you survive on tomorrow after helping them achieve their goal. What happened to their hero MKO who died like a chicken has not yet thought them a lesson.

The other day, one of them shamelessly uploaded photos of Osibanjo and El-rufai together during some political events and tagged it "2023 loading"

The same El-rufai who tagged their brother a "mere commissioner"...the same El-rufai who walked out of a Federal Executive Council meeting which the stammering dwarf was presiding when their Buhari was absent stating that he cannot sit in a meeting where a mere commissioner was in charge of

They will be shocked in 2023 when their smart Fulani masters who have been toying with their brains since 1914 will front Osinnerbanjo as presidential candidates to get their votes after sharing ijebu garri and N500 each through tinubi and after inception of office, the stammering dwarf will be booted out of office via impeachment and El Rufai takes his stead. Even after that...THEY STILL WON'T LEARN!

912:
That is how Obi was on the debate the other day and was giving fake figures like no man's business.

He later shared some internet links to international journals and websites to back up his claim. React to that and stop whining like a puppy

How do we know they are not innocent people that were coerced to confess?

Cancer is a silent killer

Kira290:
why do some guys open their two eyes and marry an ugly woman.
This sh*t baffles me every time
Can someone please shed some light on this please?

Most girls who are ugly know what it is to love a guy because they feel that meeting a guy is like a chance in a life time unlike the pretty ones who have a smelly attitude because of multitudes of men rushing them.

Lies! Someone was stabbed and she still had time to take photos

Lemme go and watch the camel toe

Cuba's own na old cars...Nigeria own na old leaders.

Yoruba amaka

2023...

If Osinnerbanjo becomes president and El-Rufai his VP...

Fulani Masters will "finish" commissioner osinnerbanjo off and El-Rufai automatically becomes President.

I laugh at the folly of these Ewedurians!!

Good! Let the killings continue then!!

ImperialYoruba:
Who else, beside Yoruba, is kingmaker?

Kingmaker wey king dey use clean nyash...is that one kingmaker?

Judybash93:
Your point is well noted but it'll be justified if you have a reference to proof your point.

Google "Crimes committed in UK by Nigerians" from insurance fraud to rape to advanced fee fraud and even murder and see the names that appear more than the rest!

Secondly, the photo below is a sample for you to peruse...

Gboy101:
girl and not girls

Won't you pick a girl out of the girls?

ProsidentBuhari:



Sadly this young man has sold his destiny to Donjazzy unknowingly and unwillingly. Nobody leaves Donjazzy and becomes useful in life afterwards, because he has simply used their good fortune to keep making himself wealthy. Only God will see him through. Where is Dbanj, Wande Coal, K-switch, D-prince, Dija, Korede Bello (that one is of no use home and away sef)


I'll advise him to visit CAC- ori oke isoro for a 21days thorough dry fast with a violent prayer to back it up. Such a pity.



~ProsidentBuhari

So what do you have to say about Tiwa Savage?

larrycdof:
Mine definetly is dating all this hungry girls..I need someone who can offer much more than sexual pleasure and a fellow food devourer...mam shall not live by bread and kpomo alone

Bro...get yourself a working class lady who is loaded excessively. I use to date all these "Send me recharge card" girls and I decided not to anymore. Now I roll with girls that have cars and live in posh mansions. Some have helped me immensely in contributing to my business which they see as nothing.

Gboy101:
Mine is beer. I need to stop it abruptly as its suckling away my finance and resource management.

and the only way that can happen is to replaced it with serious girlfriend that would be at my side all the time and at all time. I'm seriously depressed.

Bro...take my advice...stick to beer. Girls will drive you to suicide!

Judybash93:
Well, it ain't only the Yorubas that are involved in crimes. We all have a part to play

Yorubads are the king of crimes

Samuel Jolumi, 26, Ishola Sunday, 27, Toheeb Popoola, 26 and Joberto McGee

So these cone headed people want to escape their south western paradise to Britain. They want to leave the sai barber change they voted for. Oponus!

3 clueless dolts!

Ordinary Christmas song and they failed to sing it flawlessly without errors. This goes to show that these 3 square pegs in Nigeria's political round hole can't do anything without FAILING WOEFULLY!!

See as Osinnerbanjo was stammering aimlessly into the final stanza while waving his hand like a puppet.

Looks like it was hit by an RPG!

notoriousbabe:
It was a sleep of tongue




..Pls I need advice, if girlfriend yours is cheated was you on but love was still him to there what go do that must be?

That she simply love does not relationship smart be forgive follow head your mistake that heart

Please I need tips of how to stop money from friend zoning me.

I need money to date me, have wild sex with me and eventually marry me and even make me bear her surname like E-money. You all know how that man is in a relationship with money and how he f*cks money everyday without condom. He has impregnated money so many times and money has borne him so many children. That is the kind of life I want to live.

Why should I bother myself over all these girls that omit blood every month that are of no use rather than on the sheets.

You have been frowning at herdsmen killings and the killings continued unabated...

You have been frowning at Boko Haram insurgence and over 70 soldiers were killed...

You have been frowning at corruption and Gandollar is yet to be arrested...

You are still frowning at this one...

Continue frowning!

Frowning President!!

TheAngry1:
Kanu is a silly ideeeeot. His idiocy has sadly become a regional malaise. Igbos troop social media to attack everything & everyone with an opposing view, forgetting that their region is in shambles. Aside Ebonyi, every other state in the southeast is shit hole, yet their preoccupation is Lagos & an imaginary Jubril. Awon ala ini itiju.

The fact that you think every Igbo is a supporter of Nnamdi Kanu and because Ebonyi state which is being governed by buhari's boy is the only stable state in the south east without having to visit other states in the region clearly shows that you reason like a cockroach!

They transferred $8.1b and paid $53m bribe in settlements.

They will still transfer another $10b

When I said it that Lagos will soon undergo what is known as an "economical implosion", people thought I was joking. This same Lagos that yorubas don't allow we Igbos to hear word with.

Igbo importers and businessmen should start diverting their imports to come in from Lome and shun Apapa. Let me see where those touts who chase trucks carrying containers up and down will get their source of livelihood from.

Abuheekmat:
So your god is human..
He gave birth to a son.
And that song is god?

.
Are you sure you are normal ?

You people should just ignore this one.

Checks name...

Opeyemi


It is true. She is sleeping with her son.

These people can shag anything shaggable

Ay77:
Only Igbos are good at this!!

Go and stand in front of a mirror...look at your reflection on the mirror very well and say to yourself:

"I will not carry this stupidity into 2019!"