₦airaland Forum

donbachi:
So, what happens to the cash brought out by FG for same cause?

Maybe you forgot we're still in Nigeria!

Minister don cash out b dat

Zonefree:
Do people truly fall for this cheap scam

Some people still do

It's not safe out there. This thread is aimed at enlightening people.

I personally didn't fall for it but others may.

Becareful with the WhatsApp TVs you join from Twitter and even nairaland now. They've infiltrated everywhere.

The pictures below summarize the thread.

If Eye neck is to decide the winner, Tinubu will be declared winner of both male and female categories!

And somebody will say Tinubu is not a drug addict?

Painful thing is they've got tiny d*!ks



Make angel kuku blow trumpet make all these lubbish stop!

eddynaira125:
You suppose cry 😭 to that your friend, who introduced you into that platform, not nairaland


Let us learn to refer people to things we patronize and not hear say

I'm telling you

I don't know if this is the right section for this but kindly hear me out.

I ordered for some gadget on AliExpress but my naira master cards were all turned down for payment so I contacted a friend who introduced me to Payday payment platform.

I then signed up and funded my account thereafter, I swapped the currency to dollars at the rate of 1$=733 NGN. I once again initiated the payment but was still declined. After several fruitless attempts I then decided to get my money back to the local currency. Na there I come Sabi say I don buy market oh!

More than a week now, it's always "No Network" each time I try to withdraw my
Money

Who has had this experience and how did you get your money back?
Someone kindly help me out! I no wan do again!

My money is stuck with payday since last week.

It's in my virtual dollar account.

Please quote me if you can help me get it

No American will be this stranded!

So our airforce can't conduct a simple rescue operation?

Too many excuses in the evil administration

Is04970:
I dedicate this FTC feat to the incoming president.
God bless me.
God bless you.
God bless Nigeria.

I blame LASTMA. They jumped Nigeria food chain pecking order. .
Civilians - LASTMA/Civil Defence- Police-Army-Politicians.

You made mention of an incoming president but used the wrong picture.

Of you don't have Peter Obi's picture, kindly request for one and stop this public embarrassment!

OneTemplate:
Bro, such a wonderful man. The bank had told me his account had not been active for ages and that he was above 80.

Per the amount involved they actually phoned him while I was in the branch and he was not even aware of any credit to his account.

The man explained he did not go out much but would call his driver to take him to the bank to authorise the reversal on his end.

Even felt guilty for troubling the old man. I think bank called him Tuesday. He went to the bank Thursday.

The older generation are much better than our hushpuppi generation today like the chap advising how to japa with the money. Very worrying for Nigeria sha. They are all worse than Peter Obi. Lol.

You were sounding like a human being until you accused Peter Obi wrongly!

If you feel Peter Obi is your problem, then I'm sorry for your wasted school fees!

This is what is front page worthy

This doesn't look hygienic for human consumption please.

Hope you didn't eat that thing!

A roadside suya stand is by far, more hygienic than what I'm seeing here.

Modified: I now understand why the northerners behave the way they do.

TemplarLandry:
This Ekpa guy is doing too much.
FG hand go soon touch am.

_Touch am" for wanting to be free from the Fulani herdsmen republic?

Kudos!

This should continue. Fulani herdsmen don't deserve to be alive!

To finally kill the urge, assume yourself in your wife's shoes.

How would you feel if your wife does same to your younger brother?.
Answer this question ernerstly and your dick will go flacid towards her.

This man should be castrated!

TOPCRUISE:
When US arrests anyone of a rival country they address and analyse him as either a terrorist, drug baron, arms dealer, Death merchant, butcher, a rebel, tyrant and every violent name. If a celebrity from the US is accused of a crime in an unfriendly country they try to bring out a different narrative as if the person was wrongly accused.

You know US so well

Only Sanusi deserves to be on list

Tomiwasamuel:
There is an evil which the daughters and sons of men have put into practice this days that ought not to be so. I know birthdays are days of celebration to many but there are some of us who either see birthdays as insignificant or as equal as the other days of the year.

First of, know that no body owe you the responsibility of putting your birthday before other things in their life, if I can't even remember mine why should I remember yours?

Secondly, if I don't send you a message or give you a call on your birthday it doesn't mean I don't wish you well, how important is my good will message to you being alive next year?

Thirdly, with emphasis on the ladies, stop demanding anyone to get you a birthday gift, if you need something start contributing the money and buy it for yourself. Also you can gift us some snacks on your birthday if gifts are so important.

In conclusion, please stop flooding our DM with your pictures a day before your birthday, if we want to post you we know where to get it. Sending me your pictures doesn't mean I will post you or even send you a happy birthday message. I mean no problem, this is the bitter truth and I just said it. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

What annoys me the most is In Addy of a stuff. I hate it so much.

All these alliance because of Russia!

I wish their resources can be channelled towards curtailing or total elimination of terrorists and the religion of pieces AKA Islam!

Mod please permit me to ask for his account details

Boko boy did and are still doing what has your evil administration done to them?

You kept reintegrating them back into the society. North is a course to Nigeria in particular and humanity in general!

Connected1:
To absorb moisture and keep the items dry, probably shoes or clothes.

Thanks a lot. Now I know

What particularly is this used for?

The question is: Is the name trade marked?

I mean what made her think the guy was referring to her particularly?

And so what?

Na people like you be the real simp but claiming to be Alfa make!

Anything just to trend

That's what they're employed to do!

Failed leaders make it look as if they're doing us good when they do what is expected of them