₦airaland Forum

Five days after, still expecting a rebuttal from Deepzone

You really want me to write a rebuttal for these calves?

People should learn not to take their frustration out on another. I sincerely asked for more recognition for Ahmadu Bello, who I revere so much but you twisted loons are reading something else from the footnote. Paranoia if you ask me.

Lagbaja, Femi or KWAM 1.

But i am Igbo/Biafran through and through. I don't know where you got the impression that i am awusa. I have only Igbo to teach you and nada awusa.

How come you were overtly pro North?

@topic
I do not cook
He has to do as I say, everything goes my way( am more of dictator)
I don't answer question like WHY, HOW, WHEN e.t.c

Any man that marry me will truly enjoy moi, and cherish every time we spend

Thats what's up!!!!

Who be Tim Shabalala, and wetin concern monkey banana with Yankee politics

Then, forget Sistawoman now. That's one of her requirements. You must understand McCain and Obama's move to make a move unto her.

Aunty Pillock. . . . . . I know what mind sex is all about.
Olodo.

Yea, like You and pataki, [b]screwing [/b]each others mind.

[b]What I don't understand is why people living in a third-world country like Nigeria would pay such to see some old-school american singer.[/b]

I wonder.

Mind sex??

All forms of sex must not involve body contact. Ode!!; I know you won't fancy that type of sex anyway.

3. If you can't have a conversation with me re: politics, don't know who Chris Matthews, Tim Russert and Bill Mahar are keep it moving.

Tim is dead now. Are you saying that a man living in Nigeria must understand these US politics expert to have his way with you? what if a Nigerian man rresident in China expects you to understand communist politics very well for you to be good enough?

Na crime to fart? Haba, since they never arrest me, I go still dey free myself of unnecessary gas. Grin

@ topic
1. I am honest: if you want an african wife, don't look my way
2. I am hot as in hot. If you don't dance to my tune on bed, you are out.
3. I have sense of humour: if I don't get your jokes and you don't get mine, you are out.

Thank you, girl. they act as if it's illegal in Europe. One of your qualities is even enough to marry you. GO babe!!!!

Guys,
Bear in mind her dowry will be 8 figures.

You need a heavy spanking this evening. Is your cheap boyfriend not around?

So you go around shaving a males' pubic hair? You need help seriously!!!! Grin

I pity the man who marries you.

So, you are already mourning Debosky before his final call?


he must marry meooo!!!

What people do with their money is their business not yours. . .

Did you pay?

Wild witch?? I have had many in the past. . . . .
[b]Let it be known i have got a 12 guage shotgu[/b]n.

We are never scared!!!!

Keep parading those over-used and faded necklace given to you by your loser. Sorry Pataki is not interested in digging you.

All your efforts to get my attention to see your fat ass on me water bed ain't going to work girl.

If I catch you ehn? I'll shave your pubic hair and feed you cat food for one month. comot from that computer and go answer your mother in the kitchen.

I would let ma numerous concubines give their review on that. . . . .

Are you sure you don't want another wild witch from the wild west?

You can sort out y'all differences off Nairaland.
Why wash your dirty linen here?

i ain't got no dirty linen or any skeleton. It's Pataki that is the problem because his hands are filled with disabilities(if you know what i mean)


You never tell me why someone should call you the knight of his shining armour?

Bia, this Orolu girl. Stay away from me. I don't suffer fools gladly oo.

Bia, this hausa boy, stay away from meooo. i prefer circumcised men,

What is Bia? Teach me small hausa now?

Such venom because Pataki refused to penetrate you??
This is unfair o.

No pun intended, I am obliged to say the truth under nairaland's oath.

Won't even DISS u no more.
You have made me day by admitting u are the most worthless Ijesha human mutt

You don tire? Your ashawo don land?

You think I am one of those your Osun boys with cheap beads that they place on you calling it necklace?

Pataki's qualities.

1. Cheap, cheaper, cheapest

2. He won the cheapskate award in college(class of 1965).

3. He is presently the president of Nigerian association of Jew men.

I won't marry someone who will make life hell for me (e.g you) and stop lying, you won't say yes to any commands, you're as stubborn as a mule.

Roflmao, believe me baby, i changed overnight.

This is the funniest i've read in years.

I thunk as much!!!
After suffering 17 divorces in the last half decade, her nuisance value is priceless!!! Cheesy Grin
Hotfunmi would make top 5 on Forbes list of world's most worthless twats.

The least you can do is to congratulate me for making the list. It ain't easy, bro.

I don't blow ma trumpet for cheapskates like u.
Hannibal will let his CLASS speak for itself.

Class? You think that being the most valuable customer(MVC) at the red light zone is classy? good to know.

Patent mendacity is beyond you? Shocked Shocked

What of a mendacious oaf?

See this Jew man toasting Funmi with vocabulary and pocket dictionary. i prefer to see you in Ferrari and not with a dictionary.

That is another disqualifier - I cannot stand dense and thick females. sorry, you're out of luck

Do you need brains to operate in bed?

What good will it be to you if you marry a rocket scientist that will make life a living hell for you? Is it not better to marry a dense and thick Funmi that will pump children for you and say yes to your command? :

I say kill the bitch!! Angry . . .and what does this have to do with Nigerians being stupid?

Paying 50k to watch a woman sing on stage is outrageous for a country that boasts of over 70M of it's citizen making less than $5 per day.

taxing suv owners doesn't make sense, they already pay the price at the pump

No, because the fuel in Nigeria is highly subsidized. If there was no subsidy, you can say that.

@debo

The term alone (Arse-Man hybrid). . .doesn't it sound kind of GAYISH to you??

I am also wondering.

More waste of bandwidth.

@ Pataki,

What is the nuisance value of Hotfunmi on Nairaland?
I need a rough guesstimate.

can you tell me the three qualities that makes you so attractive that a woman will love to call you her knight of shining armour?



None i guess.

hmmm, chain makes moi look cheap?
do i need to tell you how much thats worth?
don't try to step to me babe,
i'm good in that department.
but common, i love em ladies, i don't ditch em.
bigups to all em beautiful ( in the mind) ladies in the house

Whatever rocks your boat playa. Just throw away that necklace, it made you look cheaper than Pataki.

check my stats, my posts are primarily sports and politics based - I guess this is another reason to dump your ass - patent mendacity

@bold, i didn't understand that vocabulary. Is that how you toast babes? By using vocabulary because for all i care, it could mean "Funmi, will you marry me?" No wonder you are not getting any. Use pidgin or yoruba to make it easier.