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I wouldn't let ma ex come to ma wedding too even if she wants to gatecrash.
Someone like DeepZone won't be allowed near the premises. . . . I'D have MOPOL on guard with DeepZone's face imprinted in their brains.
If they see her anywhere within 5 mile radius of the venue, she would be tranquilised and kept in the trunk of a car.

Roflmao; who wants to attend a low profile wedding at Ebutte Metta?

why must he be there?
Tufiakwa
Infact if I see him there,I'll make sure my brothers are following him closely.

Did you tell your brothers when you were dating him behind them?

In her own wedding food?

No, in her groom's Ex's food and drinks in case she may launch a comeback strategy. Husband matter is a war front in America and i don't just know why when men are "plentiful" than women.

[b]If i don't go to d wedding, it'D seem as if i was bitter. . .[/b]

can't let anyone but me get d last word

Who cares what they'll think if you don't attend the wedding? You have your life to live the way you want to live it.

Why not? If I was invited, nothing wrong with it.
The guy was nice, no cheating, nothing. Just not into it.
Infact, [b]I'D love to[/b]

That's what you'll say until you are confronted with that situation. You may not have the guts to attend.

If not

I'D still go anyway, just for a chance to outdo the bride and show him what he missed!

Roflmao!!!

ROFL
otapia pia is a kind of aba-made rat poison but I use it to mean any agents that may cause massive diarrhoea or even death

Wouldn't it be his current bride that will use the tapiopoia?

No one ever cares about the bride.

It's both ways. First of all, the bride will not have time for you besides, i think guys may not mind if their bride's EX is attending their wedding.

What a trusting ex.
People have been known to put "otapia pia" in the refreshments if they were jilted.

I guess he knows how I am but even at that, i'm a little bit concerned and felt somehow after the invitation.

@Bold

There's no inbetween with my extended family. They're either too old or too young so it's not possible

Both paternal and maternal?

Lai Lai, i go kidnap him before his wedding
Take him somewhere he will never find his way back home

That is if you know his house. He may be dodging you if he suspects you are scorned and may scatter his wedding. Pray tell he won't be marrying me because i'll still fight you in my wedding gown.

Yes i would

Even when he's marrying a close relation that didn't know about your relationship with him?

more grace to your elbow

Thank You.

Even if it wasn't the guy faults i would still never go, i might be paranoid i would think his friends/relatives were talking about me, its worst when you are still single.

Now you are coming clean. Will you go with your guy especially if your new guy is tighter than your EX?

I listened to what he said and couldn't pick out what you are saying. What was wrong with what he said or do you want him to fake his accent? i only have problem with his attire, he was not properly dressed as an African man. I guess he didn't know he'll be interviewed.

Got a question for you
Would you invite your EX to your wedding

That will be my greatest wish whether we broke up peacefully or not as long as he'll not be violent there.

Btw, that wedding will not be taking place,if i still have feeling towards him

e fit take placeooo.

@DeepZone: yes to mock them

LOLOL, actually an EX invited me to his wedding this evening but i don't know his bride. Something is telling me not to go, but on a second thought, I said, what d heck. We've been friends after the break up and it wasn't his fault that we broke up either.

Don't really care. Better off doing something productive.

arrrghhhrrh , attending wedding is no more productive? But, you will attend other weddings even though you were supposed to be doing something productive?

Will you rather attend his funeral?

No.

What if he's marrying your blood relation who hooked up with him without any knowledge that you were involved with him?

Hell to de big NO
What for

Assuming it was convenient for you to attend but you still refused, could it be because you haven't gotten over him and is hating on his bride? Why the "hell to the BIG no" which literally means that nothing on earth will make you attend that wedding?

i can never attend an ex's wedding,[b]unless the bride is ugl[/b]y

Roflmao; That means you are going there to mock them.

Of course not. What use is there me coming? I have better things to do then wage in the past.

Even when you were the person that broke up with him and he invited you specially to the wedding?

You dated him/her for long and still remained friends after break up but lo, he/she invited you to his/her wedding. Will you attend that wedding especially when his/her significant other knew about you?

Apart from attendance, if he/she asks for your help in his/her wedding preparation, will you oblige?

The Nigerian passengers had a very good case there, they were suppose to get a good value of what they paid for, but knowing who Nigerians are; very uncultured set of people. Their impolite ways of addressing issues will always get them behind bars anytime, any day. They keep thinking that they are in Nigeria.
Besides, how do Nigerians earn respect if we have failed totally to respect ourselves?

As for the government continuous blabbing; i can't believe nothing has been done as regards to BA after all the noise.

Once again, shame on this failed state.

Ethiopian airlines should've been suspended the moment this incidence happened but all they need to do is present brown envelopes to the aviation ministry and all will be history.

Mayne up Emeka. . . . you are going through something called LIFE

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Don't mind him, I bet you he has more women stashed away here and there while he's busy here lamenting on losing only one. Why do you think it's difficult for him to narrate the story?

Juju ke, i no carry ooo and i do not hope or wish to carry.
I wouldn't mind paying the ultimate price, because i can't imagine being happy seeing poor Nigerians going through hell from day to day.
Besides, i hope that by then, short memory Nigerians will realize they are not animals, thereby giving anybody who stands out for a drastic change the best of their support.

Talk is cheap.

I bear a Yoruba name, my parents are from Ogbomoso and I am a northerner because I am a Jos boy, born and bred. This doesn't mean I cannot hold my own with anyone who thinks northerners are illiterates.

Thing is, during my time in high school the best students in my class were all Nigerians. We never saw ourselves as Hausa, Igbo or Yoruba, just potential geniuses.

So those who keep spouting such bull, just think of this: your argument (rather lack of), is the same justification racists use in mistreating Africans.

Africans are dumb vs Hausa's are dumb.
Africans are stupid vs Yoruba's are stupid.
Africans are savages vs Igbo's are savages.

Really guys, get real!!! otherwise you are saying the same thing as the KKK, Cecil Rhodes etc.

Good for you but bear ii in mind that those Northerners you regard as your brother will use their dagger on you anyday there is a little fiasco between Yorubas and hausas. In as much as they seem to love you, they still know who you are and have it at the back of their mind that you are an infidel. Don't say that Funmi did not warn you.

maybe u should stop electing them. that's the point of the democratic process, don't elect thieves u don't .

Did we elect them in the first place or did they rig themselves in?

lol, You are the second Emeka I know that is complaining about Heart break today, lol

May be women are on the lookout to deal with Emekes.

@emeke,
Eat some sushi, drink paraga and hot pepper, i bet you'll forget her in a second and concentrate more on the paraga and the pains that will come during urination.

My point here is leave MM alone efforts to Vilify him will draw no empathy.[b] Let us stick to IBB,Abacha and Abdulsalam[/b] bashing if the Presidents of Northern extractions are your targets.

Wait O!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigeria1 hope your beef against MM has nothing to do with relocation of the Federal Capital to Abj from Lag. Well am sure if your memo arrived on schedule Justice Aguda would have helped to make sure your articulated points supported with the satellite images are treated accordingly Shocked

@Bold, holy smoke! There are more and probably more before MurDerer Mohammed. All the leaders you have produced stink with corruption. A tribe called Ole!

this juju talk wan tire me ooooooooooooo
everything na juju juju juju!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonderooo.

hey u gotta start from somewhere. recovering a portion of the money is better than nothing.

For how many years now, we are still starting from somewhere? If you don't get agressive, these dudes will continue looting us till there is nothing more to loot.