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God is dead and buried.


There is NO GOD and mohammed is his prophet

Dapo777,see,your situation kinda like mine:I AM A STUDENT & MY PARENTS ARE SOOO RELIGIOUS.

Now,listen every body : menesheh,alfaseltzer et al:

Last week Wednesday,between 9-12 am,i was in the lecture theater(actually,lecture was slated for 10,but since i slept in the school-- doing some things on my just purchased laptop, i got there before 7.


Now, a nigga sat beside me.... We started from something(cant remember) and then to room mate issh. I told him: I LOVE BEING THE RULE MAKER OF MYSELF. I HATE GETTING TO MY ROOM & START GETTING QUERIED BY ONE BOY THAT IS MY ROOM MATE. I naturally dont like sharing room,not to talk of a stranger. So, i told him : i live alone OFF CAMPUS.

[b]Later, he asked : 'so how is your relationship with God?'. I knew who he was and where he was going. I was happy because finally,i can test all the online arguments on A STRANGER. I told him verbatim : 'Me and GOD,We are cool. He does his & i do mine. We are not fighting & i laughed heartily. He started saying lubbish. Lol... I just sat and listened. My turn :
'YOU SEE, AS YOU SEE ME, I PREFER TO MEDITATE THAN TO PRAY(Meditate : think of positive thingz and relate them to my goals in life. Not Meditating as in _________). I continued : since u asked where we go after death, am telling u, WE GO NOWHERE. you die, you die, you decompose. If there were somewhere we go when we die, how did u know? How many senses do u have? I told him : Listen, in this lecture theater, do u believe ghosts are here that we can't see them, he said No. 'Therefore,we go nowhere'. He asked: why do we die then? I told him : 'IN MY OPINION, WE DIE BECAUSE OF IRREPARABLE ACCIDENT TO THE BODY and DUE TO WEAKENESS OF CELLS(consequently,tissues thus organs). I read years ago(true)about the research of a professor of microbiology that says : JUST LIKE A FIREPLACE,THE MORE YOU BURN WOOD, THE DARKER THE PLACE. THE MORE U USE WET WOODS, THE MORE THE SMOKE. Implies that : The more you CONSUME CARBOHYDRATES,THE WEAKER YOUR MITOCHONDRIA WEAKENS. THE MORE BAD FOOD(WET WOOD)YOU BURN, THE HIGHER THE RATE OF MAXIMUM DAMAGE.Therefore, we die because we probably had an accident that couldn't be treated/reversed by doctors or our cell weakens'[/b]

guys, believe me, THIS GUY FREED ME O. He couldnt bear the logical and provable proof that he had to just let me be. Dapo, let them attack you, just let them know your stand POLITELY. You dont have to flaunt : AM AN ATHEIST infront of every Tom, Dick and Harry. Just be tolerant. Since you don't believe in it & u dont want to be attacked, just shake it off, unless they confront you.

If i switch on my CHRISTIAN MODE : YOUT WONT BELIEVE AM AN ATHEIST. Just dnt sweat it and be careful. When i have sometin to do & they push religion to my face : I BEHAVE LIKE A PASTOR. I NOD MY HEAD AND HELP THEM QUOTE THEIR STORY BOOK CALLED BIBLE.



Peace

Years ago, i read that getting kicked is more painful than child birth. They said researchers measured the degree of pains(forgotten the unit) & the kick thingy was higher.




Nothing more painful than having your balls kicked!! I can die!! Thats why i love the igbo proverb : 'When a tse tse fly perches on the scrotum. . . Bla bla bla'. Cant remember, but its so funny!!

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The manliness being erect is 100% normal. E mean say your boy na stallion on bed. Lol


for the vein, iono. . . . . .

MTN



They have a way of giving back to society. Its no news that MTN can't give u smth and not collect it in another way. But look at : PROJECT FAME, MTN Scholarship,MTN foundation.


These programmes have produced successful people and put smile on people's face. Unlike Glo that is just signing any celebrity signable. I hate Glo for that.


Etisalat do give out scholarships,but hey!! Its fvckin uncommon. Therefore,MTN is the best. I don't mind being ambassador for MTN.

Saviour is my friend and honestly, he is cool. Handsome and smart. I knew it that he would win & as soon as he won,he let us his close departmental mates know.

EEE, FUTA. Saviola(his nick,do chop up o). Na Google own me go win. Congrats,ma nigga

Emerson8:
Cus u are frm imo..shatap!!

Satan Catch u : am from Ife east local government, State of Osun.

Go and die

My current Gf is from Imo


listen, ALL GIRLS I HAVE DATED ARE IGBO. It was Oluebube from Abia state that treated my fvck up. Imo is good. Her brothers make sense, her younger sister is SMART(Genius trait).


So, shut the eff up.

elantraceey:
*pats him on his back*


Take heart ehn

chai!! E dey sweet my body!! Shey na wool full dat hand?? Use am rub my chest nah. . . I get 6 packs + 1 o

elantraceey:
Seated



#Teamlekinz

why u wicked nah? Should have been my FTC on romance section. Issorait

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unless una be my e-gf,tht way,na me still gt d FTC,Else. . . .


Luckily, u are an EEE graduate. Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Lucky me!!


@Topic,lets go there. . . . #team scentmarlc

Where i went to change my system's HDD : I was just laughing when i started watching Emmanuel TV. Come see as him dey slap the head of the delivered. Lwkm!!

A woman no gree stand. In my mind, i was like: Yawa son dey gas o. Abi e wan red for TB Joshua? Him come stand d woman up, come beat am for head, e no gree fall. E con add muscle, come see as woman fall 'IN SPIRIT'!!


I was just laughing how they were making fool of themselves. Why him no heal people wey hand don commot?

It was all staged IMO or the people just wanna believe they are feeling the spirit which is pure HALLUCINATION causing DELUSIONS.


Miracle man, HBD. Happy birthday AS A MAN, not as a religionist. Lol

cheekilicious:
Wow...beautiful....now who says there is no God?

God is wonderful!!

GOD DOES NOT EXIST AND MOHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET - Wolfgang Pauli(Austrian Theoretical Physicist). Trust me, question religious beliefs for once and you will understand the above sentence

All you people shouting : END TIME, YOU ALL NEED PROPER ORIENTATION

KoredeBellosMum:
loool

na now u dey form : KOREDE BELLO'S MUM.


Why not work hard and build your own name? The nigga doesn't know u from Adam, yet u use his name and feel big. I am sure u can lick his boot and be his baby mana self. Issorait.

Well.

Normally, as i am now, i don't feel a 'butterfly thing' for any lady/girl i have EVER dated. Lets say : i don't believe in love. But, i'd cut my head for my mother. Thats what i know about love.

So, to put it, i'll get married because i want kids. I don't mind if my wife and I dont live together. As long as we make babies & have sex anytime we have time, i am good. This may change tomorrow,but i don't mind getting married only for the baby & not for the woman.


Probably when i understand love better,i wll reconsider. Though it is unlikely cos : SINCE ADAM, I HAVENT FELT BUTTERFLY OR GOING CRAZY OVER A GIRL.


Last time i checked,my current babe : We haven't even said HI for two weeks. Sometimes, Months. So?? I dunno. Marriage is overrated and good for some people

Aitee1:
Sure go ahead and be friends with him but keep your legs closed till you're sure of his motives.

Real friendship last longer!

omo!! See friendzoning tutorial to bad!! Chai!!

See as d babe dey advice am how she go take FRIENDZONE the unsuspecting nigga. Issorait

Olaone1:
Naija engineers or Oyinbo engineers? I dey laugh oo

It's not just about solving 5 by 5 matrix questions oo

are u an engineer? If no, no need to debate with u. If yes, then u are NOT worthy of the title - ENGINEER

Flets:
Can any goodnews come out of Ibadan?

fvck you

Interesting

Africa is backward. Lets say the truth.



#blameReligiousTenacity

daclint:
the name alone sounds like an action movie

lol. Funny u. It is a device actually

Gejpresident:
only in Africa.


here in Melbourne no need for this

because money grows there.

Fvcktard

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I seriously don't know how i spend 1k in one day @ school. Call me poor or broke, ur opinion doesn't count.

As i was saying, I HAVE FOODSTUFF O. Except to buy PET drink and fiam!! 1k gone within hours.

Abeg, how can i cut cost on campus o!! Ayam tired of going broke(dad pays me weekly,actually)

1 orijin for you.



Chatting online is my specialty,any girl i wanna woo, all i need is her whatsapp number(i swear, i wnt call or SMS her), give me Max of 3 weeks and thank me.....i


one smello of a b*tch was tryna form big on FB. After i made sure is slam d babe, she block me sharpaly. Who cares? GIRLS ARE MANY THAN GUYS ON EARTH. I dnt know why some guys wanna kill themselves ontop a single babe. . . . She carry Gold for kitty?

Richard Dekatron II,TINA,RITA,MAX, Laura.


Those, i can remember(i love most).

My first son would officially bear : RICHARD DEKATRON II

Break up with her and date vaseline

sophila:
I don't think you should compare an engineer's salary scheme to that of a doctor,they are totally different fields. Engineers should come up with their own pay grading.

yea, but we deserve better. Come see as dem dey worship doctors. Seriously!!

Realtol:
Bro, you are part of engineering problems in Nigeria. How? From your post one can see that you are studying engineering in order to graduate and work as a salary earner in a firm where you can be paid a huge salary whereas, all you need to do is to think of how to make an invention of your own with which you don't need any f****kin salary but you can pay others people that you are likely going to employ and after you might have gone (died) that will still be fetching you money. Our problem is that we Nigerian youth always go to school with the orientation of getting fat salary after graduation instead of how we can create salary.

Brotherly, chillax joor.


Listen, i know u are definately older than me, but i wont insult or anything.

I hope you know that engineers are also human and they have people/responsibility to take care of. This saying,dont u think that they deserve better considering the level of brainstorming they do??


I mean,Doctor are life savers right? But who do u think generates more revenue for govt? ENGINEERS!! Then why do they see Engineers as people that should just be considered less important?
A mere Resident doctor earns more than a staff of Mechanical Engineering department of my Dad's place of work. Why??No,give me a good reason for such.

Most Doctors be like: we read alot than others. Until you were given just four questions in exam, only to be told u were using 3 hours. These questions require nothing less than 1 hour each. Alas!! You dont have the pleasure. Your brain starts working at clockspeed.
Most medical stuff is : MEMORIZING. Most Engineering stuff is : LOGIC MATH and MEMORIZING. Who does more work? Who is getting more pay? This and many more. Lets stop here.


If i am not getting enough money after working my arse out, why wont there be problem? So,the doctors taking strong 6 digit and some 7 digit salaries are the ones working in Nigeria? Do u know how bad our health system is in Nigeria? Why are there no research in stem cell? You didn't fvckin see those, but na engineers dey lazy. Mtcheew.

ENGINEERS DESERVE BETTER. #doctorsAreNotgods

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I know that OP would make us proud



This is why : ENGINEERING BOYS ROCK!!

I AM PROUDLY AN ENGINEERING STUDENT & AN ENGINEER TO BE.


Why can't they pay us the same amount doctors get? We solved hordes of equations, drew diagrams like no tomorrow,Did trivial and crazy assignment!!

THIS IS OCCUPATIONAL INEQUALITY!! This same Engineering makes money ONLY TO BE PAID TO DOCTORS and PEANUTS to US.


GO HUG TRANSFORMER if you are hating. I know my brothers agree