₦airaland Forum

NGsultan:
Lol. My own be sey the country that supports gender equality should deploy 50% male and 50% female soldiers and should not ban only men from leaving the country. That's it. Otherwise they should end the gender equality nonsense

Women take care of the home front. Kids have to be raised to repopulate the nation after the bombing. Thats a very strong role to play too.

With prick that bleeps ashawo raw? Whats the big deal in that over used public dick? I dont know how women cope with such dirty men even.

Very terrible teacher. Needs more coaching to be better. Those comments on tgeir answer sheets are way out of line. Even her own drawing is awful.

Islam is a peaceful religion. Nothing would happen to him he shouldn't worry. The god of Muslims is very peace loving and just and hates killing.

Buhati told us he had the will. He sang it like a song until tomirrow

Last last na GEJ go lead Naija come 2023 and he will still zuzu again.

Ibos and backstabing each other be like 5 & 6. He should sha make sure the child has not been killed for parts cos even those that claim to be the law are the most wicked and corrupt in the Nigerian society.

obilokechukwu:
Predit how nigeria will have good leaders that will lead this country for good not football

Unfortunately Nigeria will not be much better than it is now but under the one continent umbrella as United Africa, a more determined future black generation will bring a better safer Africa to tje black race

christianjoy:
what about tomorrow games

Which game? Like I said, I dont know about those games, I need more pointers eg Nigeria VS Ghana (CAF)

So?

Many men take those meds to get their money's worth, to "teach" the said girl a HARD and LONG lesson (Ndi if I catch you ehn) not because they want to please the woman although most men will deny that fact.
Big eye dey cause big wahala

Thats what they mostly do in those schools just that its well hidden from the public. Even the church is not different. Devils pretending to be saints just to exercise their evil lifestyles.

Na dem. Those people can tag their very own shadows 'witch'

Lol. Until you find another quick bang that you will do RAW

Nigerians, always equating money to mean love. So those who couldnt give him money havent got his back?
This is how they start hating people feeling like they are stingy because they did not dash them money.

Did they check who drew/wrote out/signed that cheque they found on him?

Franzinni:
no pets at all

Hmn, then its time for him to buy a small camera o. Cctv tinz. It might supprise you to know that one of the occupants might be responsible for this. He should notive who and who are around anytime it happens and prepare. When the perso comes around he should put a video recorder and see how it goes. This might just be a nasty prank.

Franzinni:
Good morning people,hope you had a nice val...
(my friend) has been having a strange occurence intermittently for about two years now, when he wakes up in the morning he finds there is blood stains on the floor at equal distance from each other ....about a foot apart in a straight line and sometimes it will be bent ... but always starts at a point and ends somewhere further down with a good number of grops .. I have seen it happen several times and they always wake up to discover it.


Does anyone have a clue what might be the meaning behind this ?

See pictures of the present(last night) occurrence below.

Does he have a female pet around the house? Those who have female dogs experience this when their dogs reach maturity abi puberty.
Can he just get a small camera and place in his house?

So, I have decided to spend my free time predicting games here. Please note that its just a thing of fun, Russian roulette so dont bank on my predictions and gamble all your hard earned money away. I am just doing this to while away time. I am not a sports person, dont know a thing about sports but will just indulge myself in prediction of outcomes for fun

So, sports lovers, post names of teams, groups ie Nigeria vs Togo (AFCON) and I will try to prefict the winner

BoredBerry:
Lol... Another lame comeback... Just what I was expecting...

You're a retārd... A fu**ing retārd who tried to play the victim card... You're mad cause I called out the bullshit?

The sweet irony of how that pitiful skull of yours would likely be mined by your gender instead of mine

Endangered species my foot... Too bad that's not the reality...

They hate hearing the truth if it doesn't favour them

Haba, he went to do photoshoot at her graveside.

omoadeleye:
May you never know peace in your life, may all your entire life be full of disappointment, for all the greater things in life you seek for you shall never find it, for any doors of opportunity you knock shall never be opened to you.

All your helper shall resent you and you shall never see the mercy of both man and woman in this world .

Your parents shall die a terrible death before your eyes...

You shall live in sorrow and pains, you shall for pray death to come in your every day of life, you shall find no solution to your life problem and you shall end it all in an instant...

All these shall be onto you.

Seeing that you started with curses like the animal you really are.
So e pain you this badly but you are quick to ask that someone be killed and innocent kids turned to slaves?
But if your mother and you are put in same position you curse whoever recommends this same treatment you so happily recommend for otgers? You are demonically possesed. Go look for good person to deliver you

omoadeleye:
Maybe there is paternity fraud case with the woman, so the man is frustrated and requesting for all the money he had spent raising the kids...

If this true.. he can blast the woman head and make the children his slaves till they work his money out for him before giving them their freedom.

Same way your father will blast your moms head and make you and your sibblings his slaves when he discovers your true paternity? Or same way your mom shoukd kill your dad for bringing home his bastard under the pretext that its his late uncles child and your mom has been taking full responsibility for the child not knowing that its her wayward hus ands child?
Dont mention me if you feel pained about my comment. If you think its good for this woman and her kids, then its good for you too.

They both benefited from the loan, therefore anybody can pay it between them.

This is Nigeria. Soldiers and people with some powers handling personers matters with impunity

MikeMicheal:
They should free him, let God do the punishment.

Unless you believe God is incompetent.

When your wife and daughter get rapped, we will absolutely consider that oprion

Corruption will not allow claimants get their compensation. Nigeria and corruption wahala.

My dissection of this news is......
They know that it wont be business as ussual when their man is no longer there to deffend them or pretend to fight them. Plus they have lost the sympathy of fellow Muslims who thought that they would only attack non Muslims in their Jihad. So, when they will be truly attacked by the new govt, there wont be any "brothers and sisters" to deffend them unlike during GEJs era when their god fathers threatened.

On the other hand, this news is the regular mouth running of every promise and fail government before ellections.

Supreme145:
After sending loads of applications for remote web dev positions throughout December without success I stopped applying and went into blockchain development. Last week I was replying a message on my LinkedIn account when I saw this jnr WordPress developer vacancy that popped up. I just applied since it takes less than a minute to do so on LinkedIn.

I was surprised when they sent me a mail two days later with a link to an assessment which I took and submitted. They got back to me some days later to fix an interview date, I choose Feb 9 among the listed options. The time options included 7pm, 7:15pm and 7:30pm and I chose the 1st option. The interview was supposed to last for just 15 minutes.

I left Chelsea's match that I was watching at half time to prepare for my interview. I asked one of my Nairaland friends for data and he sent me 3gb, I was all set up by 6:44 pm with a Bluetooth that I borrowed from a friend for the occasion. I didn't want any stories. If only I knew what was lying in wait for me....6:52 pm.....Boom!!! NEPA took light.

My laptop was fully charged but knowing fully well that my battery was not trustworthy, it would last 2 hours when it's in a good mood and 5 minutes on it's angry days. I grabbed my charger and extension and ran off to a nearby restaurant in my area. You think Usian Bolt can run baa? If you see my speed this evening you will like me. It was a combination of Bolt and Ben Johnson. I ran like a criminal that was escaping an angry mob about to lynch him, with the way I was grabbing my PC under my armpit I could easily be mistaken for a thief by the way.

I got there by 6:59 pm, plugged my stuffs and connected to the zoom call by 7: 02 pm, the beautiful oyinbo woman was already waiting. While she was in a well lit apartment, I was in a place with red and blue bulbs with my face barely visible even though I supported the light with my phone torch light flashing straight to my face.

She smiled immediately I came online, and murmured something, omo the Bluetooth was not connected o. Something I tested before connecting to the call, I was fumbling with my Bluetooth settings while she kept talking and gesticulating if I could hear her. The Bluetooth was connected to the system but was somehow not working, she saved me from my misery when she suggested we port to google meet for the interview.

I used the opportunity to check my Bluetooth settings well and connected to the call through a link she sent to my mail almost immediately. In the middle of the interview the restaurant gen went off throwing everywhere into darkness.... Omo!!!

I had to keep shining teeth and stretching my small eyes to its elastic limit because they were the only visible things from my end. She burst into laughter and I couldn't help but join her. It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell. I apologized and she told me not to worry that she understands amidst another bout of laughter that she was struggling to contain.

She shaa finished the interview with the normal I will get back to you after accessing the performance of other candidates, I still apologized for my interview settings hoping it won't affect my chances, she assured me that it won't have any bearing on her decision making as regards to selection of the successful candidate. She couldn't stop smiling throughout the interview that lasted for like 20 mins.

I packed my kaya and went home. I laughed my heart out while I narrated everything to my friend who rolled on the floor with laughter. The image of my eyes and teeth in darkness was so hilarious. This was actually my first interview and it will definitely live long in my memory.

Have you experienced something similar?? Please share for the fun

Let me predict for you.....
You will get the job but loose it after 3 months. Solution to this, be ever ready with fuel in your gen and do not make xcuses for not meeting deadline that s to say, put your energy to work.. That way, you will last there. Mark am. My tithe is 10% of first month salary.