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Common disease (abi na ailment) in naija is jedi jedi - pile and backpain! A product of eating too much rice, yam, garri, sugar, all starchy food! Wake up!

The Kidnapped - LEARNER!
The Kidnappers - LEARNERS!!

Mtscheww! Go to Under-bridge along Badagry Expressway. Go to Mile 2 bridge towards oshodi, Toyota area along Oshodi expressway, CMS bridge towards Costain, Idumota road bursting to Eko bridge...bros, na everyday affair bros, we don sabi dem...some go even hail u...tell u about how Arsenal been disappoint them by allowing Man United win...den, '...so bros, wetin dey there inside your pocket? Abeg, free something make man move abeg...' Fail to cooperate on that one, bros, na sharp knife, 'bante' (charmed string) or gun u go see...dem nor born u well make u no cooperate as per say traffic nor dey move anywhere. Lolz...LAGOS LIFE EH! YOU O FEAR AFRAID BROS!!!

As I dey type so, I swear its -6 degree and it feels like -16 (Google Waterloo)... I fit trade that heat for this terrible cold now...Plus i come dey hear say its even getting hot at -6'? Am I madt! Meanwhile, i can imagine wetin dey happen for Lagos now...all u gat to to do is shower regularly, drink lots of water and maybe soft drinks and wear light clothes (preferably white shirts and white singlets)...plus face cap to protect ur face and neck...

ighoosagie: some white folks come around to ask me were I come from based on my outfits, I tell them from Nigeria "o that oil rich country" they reply and out of curiosity I ask them why re they asking me where am from, they reply ur dressing look odd. I just tell them no I don't look odd rather I look unique and as an African I need to dress like a royalty , also I remind them that we African have our own ways in which we live and that I stand on, though I wear normal casual most often.

Of course u gonna look odd because that is not their culture...If you dont want to look odd, vacate Las Vegas and condense powerfully at Auchi local government. There, nobody go dey ask u questions about wetin u wear - provided u still they wear the same thing u dey wear for Las Vegas o

ighoosagie: I see some of our brothers here trying to change their ascent, I always kick against that because every nations got their ascents which identifies them and distinguishes them from others, no matter How you try to form their ascent they still know you are not part of them, so why not just be yourself rather than fooling yourself ; to me that makes you lost anyway because you are neither here nor there "look warm" always rep nija my people. . God bless Nigeria

Bros, if u depend on that ur very thick Ibo (or Warri) accent to survive in an American society without at least sounding 'normal' or even 'American' a bit...bros, e go hard o...#Team.Toronto#

Was he tweeting while they were being robbed? I don't get!!!!!!!!!!!!

Word! @OP, your head is there kakaraka!

,...hmmmmm, that will be my First School Leaving Cert...still with me though I can barely read whats on the papers...stained, washed, but intact!

...but on a second thought, you can try Owena bank, or Savannah or Society General Bank...those ones are very very reliable to lose funds

Like seriously? You don't have a bank account yet? Are u a learner?

How many times u go ask this question? Che we dey there that time wey u dey ask us? Abeg go ask them joor...for inside grave! Kinta Kunte should give u a satisfactory answer....
NEXTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oniwo: You have a question to answer.
1.Who took this pix?
2.For what purpose is this pix taken?
3.Why did he leave the stadium b/4 the end of the match.?
4.Did he leave the stadium alone?
5.Where does He going to?

Bros, your last question self fit commit another murder! Abi u be LASU student?
RIP jare Damoche...though the song you sang then was so lewd but now you are no more...God bless the dead!

Egg distribution na....everybody eats egg, not pigs... Besides, no one will rent out a shop or store to a pig farmer....

It can mainly be learned by experience...its requires a bit of theory but largely dependent on experience...

Sapphire86: Dude needed 65 pastors?? He himself cld nt believe what d 1st 64 said den!!!
I ll need 100 pastors 2 tell me 2 marry dbanj o!!!!!

I swear D'banj go need like 9,210 pastors to convince him to marry u o....and all the pastors must belong to illuminati....

It depends...sometimes, its a sheer waste of time but at times, it could be fun, informative and just there....

WTF are u fraking talking about? That is not a relationship...its never gonna work! Even if u work out the wedding thing, u r gonna walk out of the marriage eventually, with regrets. The earlier the better...its a handwriting on the wall...break it up! Nor talk say we nor tell you o before u chuck ur head enter marriage becos of a guaranteed p***y. Its far more than that!
We nor want u to come back after 4 years con dey tell us stories about ur miserable marriage 'Oh! I lost an eye, 4 teeth, she poured acid on my machine, she poured hot water on my younger sister, etc' RUN FOR UR DEaR LIFE NOW THAT YOU CAN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THANK GOD SAY THEM NOR ALUU-CINATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, Chelsea has given every serious team the masterplan of taming Messi and beating Barcelona home and away! AC Milan and Real Madrid, good students...Chelsea, good teacher...
yoo sinai, yoo kanai! (Good teacher, good students)

sobastical: Lubbish! Cooked up

I dey suspect say na u be the girl self...

Thank God she finally put to bed! What a trauma she must have gone through

Na love letter na...SS2...and later I buy her mirinda drink and buns during long break...My first love...chei! I nor fit forget her lailai. She farted when I touched her tiny b.o.b.b.y...dat time for class after school hours! I nor fit forget lailai!

Congrats on the pure water car!!

WHERE IS DAUDA NACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is UNCLE SOYO

Symphony007: you are a prolific idiot, you ignorant prevents you from knowing that brazil has as many poor or even more poor people than nigeria. So who will teach who? Rather than you to encourage this partnership, you vomit rubbish from your mouth.

Oh boy! Your grammar dey vex o....na wah o

oh boy, those wicked witches dey curse o...whether u belive or not....dem dey curse for real..unless u nor live for Naija where e dey happen but for person wey don see am...u nor fit tell am otherwise

mosquitoNet: #TeamOsaze. F*uck all yall!

And you too...mosquitonet...

Judolisco: american musician bt dat1 no concern us abi

Canadian u meant!!!

slimyem: ....and this picture means......?

Abeg helep me ansk dem o....I don tire for this kind front page things self...small time now, PICTURE OF TOM N JERRY go make front page! SMH...