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Crassus: stop quoting me Old Head!

Do i know you?

I never knew a domesticated monkey is quotable.

Crassus: Not talking to you old man... SPARE THE TALES FOR YOUR REGULARS. NOT INTERESTED!

Young woman,

I guess your stark idiocy does not allow you to acknowledge Nairaland is a public forum not your father's domain.

Crassus: Magic Bishop is so deluded he doesnt know where he come from anymore

a Lagos indigene typing this crap on another thread






Did your ancestors settle in Japan, Korea, Italy and canada too??

The dude is correct about his ancestral background not Yoruba. I have reiterated the fact that most Lagosians were not Yoruba but relatives of returnees.

I am not a fan of Iyabo Obasanjo Bello but she has written well far beyond what was expected of her while in Atlanta, Georgia, USA. It is not in my nature to encourage father and daughter squabbles and completely despised it when made public. Anyway, my stay in Yoruba land had already forewarned me about the attitude of Yoruba men toward their polygamous families.

However, the letter has confirmed what I had thought about Olusegun Obasanjo and his ill-fated letter to the president of Nigeria. He had been mischievously deliberate and boorishly intended to incite Nigerian public against Goodluck Jonathan because the president has failed to assign a portion of Nigeria to OBJ.

The letter also confirmed the documented cowardliness Obasanjo is noted. Furthermore, inherent loudmouth is coded in Obasanjo’s DNA. Despite the fact he surrounded himself with lowlifes such as Femi Fani-Koyade, Obasanjo is a borderline dunce who was flunked not twice but thrice by Emeka Ojukwu at the Military Officers Cadet School in Teshie, Ghana.

Obasanjo falls into the cabals that would do anything to see Nigeria in its current dilapidated form and make sure it continues in the vicious circle of hopelessness. I do believe that if Nigeria disintegrates into nation states, Republic of Oodua will never allow Obasanjo such a room to maneuver. It is Nigeria so anything goes.

eGuerrilla: You think that is how the Itsekiri see things?
Even if it was, why is it your problem?

I guess the problem is yours. I say grease to the elbows of the Yoruba peeps in their quest of ancestral lineage with Itsekiri. Please remember Delta State does not belong to Itsekiri.

Desola: ok, we've heard you. Now, wipe your drool off the floor and stop derailing.

I guess you have been wiping drool of imbecilic goon of a boyfriend as to recognize drool. I do not think being ugly equates to stupidity.

Desola: aww...you are lost for words. See my assessment of you and your ilk was apt earlier on. This is what you degenerate to when you have been given a good rollicking!

You lot don't have emotional stamina at all! You start it but can never finish it. When you are caught in the ally, you start to throw out obscenities. Don't you think that it is a shameful turn of events when a male (sorry, a boy) having been mercilessly annihilated by a female has no decent comebacks but to resort to name calling?

Anyhoo, i'm not getting into that gutter with you. There's only room for one in there and that is you. Swim in it but when you are ready to be leather whooped, you know to beckon on me.

I must advice you lacked mental capacity and intellectual pedigree to witness sound exercise of intellectualism. You definitely come across as a coyote in heat. This is a patriotic advice and I suggest you take to heart. It does not pay me any dividend to beat up demented hag over the silly conducts of her elders. OPC is quite as irrelevant as you are in the scheme of things within the jungle called Nigeria.

Desola: You are not only missing a few cells in your brain but I see that your eyesight is deficient too.

Oya, highlight the 'dude'. See what I mean when I say you lot are retarded?

Next time, you should be fast on the uptake. Do you suffer from parkinsons disease? Your fingers are not as fast as they used to be. Mor0n!

Please do not forget that I have never had my fingers somewhere between your ugly laps, olodo. I am too young to die.

Desola: Pray tell us o, okoro boy, pray tell us how!

See reasoning!!! You just have to revel in these people's stup1dity, i swear!

I know if your miserable life depended on deciphering the logic in my post, your monkey boyfriend will be crying uncontrollable.

Desola: if he sounds like a dupe, then you sound nothing short of a stark raving lunatic!

Are you normal or under the influence of hard drugs? When did dupe become dude, olodo?

Desola: Oh, so it's not greed now but cowards? Lol...your brain is hemorrhaging!

Are you a slow leaner? I thought you wised up on the streets of Shomolu, Lagos State. The type of greediness abounded in Yoruba land leads to cowardice.

payless: I can care less about crude oil or any other thing that Nigeria has to offer. What is my business with crude oil? I make enough dough where I reside to cater for my family. My concern for Nigeria is about those who live there and suffering everyday. There is nothing that money made from crude oil in Nigeria provides that I don't have access to in my adopted country.

Do not expose your weakness on the Internet. You sound like a dupe, olodo.

Desola: And what exactly is wrong with being hungry for crude oil, fauqer!

Oh!! Do not forget Yoruba ancestral lineage with Ijo. Shameless bunch of inherent cowards.

Desola: You ibos make me wonder if you read books upside down. You might read but you obviously do not grasp reasoning at all. That much is clear. You tell us that you do not want to advise us but yet again tell us that which will be "easier". What should we call that piece of information? Balderdash? Lol...You are not only contradictory (and I mean all of you collectively as evidenced also by that skunk bishop juju) you are utterly confused and only foam at the mouth just to console yourselves that you are standing up to the Yorubas who are not only clearly wittier but intelligent per excellence.

So, if your hungry people can encroach Lagos all in the lies of exercising their stup1d veiled covetousness which you choose to call constitutionalism, then you must agree that OPC is also constitutionally justified to seek relationship with the itsekiris even if its for economical purposes. What is good for the goose should be good for the gander. i

If Itsekiris say they are Yoruba, then their oil if accepted by them would also be our common wealth. Until they cry foul, you can only watch from the distance!

In the meantime, you can choose to watch or do the world a favour and drink cyanide!

The above crap is a manifestation of anemic dementia. This waste pipe can not separate hunger for crude oil, fathomable ancestral lineage and constitutional pedigree.

payless: You have taken a lot of beating in the last two days. I think you are looking for someone to kill you on the internet because you've become a punching bag on nairaland. You are better off getting euthanized like stray dogs than dying by e-beating.

paymoron

Are you also hungering for crude oil? . I duff my hat for Yoruba peeps because when it is convenience to them, they could claim ancestral lineage with Nupe.

superstar1: Do you think OPC are like Massob always giving stup1d ultimatum. Ask your brothers living in Lagos?

You can never fathom the lineage, due to the level of your senility.

Next cousin on the list? Frontier fortification continua

Haters - dance naked in market square.

You and OPC had done better looking across the border for people with the same ancestral lineage as Yoruba than faraway Itsekiri land. Greed kills and do not say you and OPC were not warned.

payless: You are a drag on the society that pays your pension.

Grumpy old man, Go and Die!

You are simply a junk.

Desola: That house pet must be your wife.

No, it is your husband or boy friend. I really do think you deserved a husband though.

payless: You are stronger than I thought. I've been reading through your posts and I found you to be too strong for the Eastern chest beating gorillas and few oil bandits from the creek. The grumpy old man (Dede) is not left out taking his beating from you. I hope you don't get charged to court for e-assault on the old f00l. I hope he doesn't peme overnight from this e-beating.

Keep putting them in their places while I smile from the comfort of my living room.

paymoron,

You sounded and looked like foot-wears marketed by the chain which your handle name represents. olodo. I guess junk attracts junk.

Desola: and my question to you demented soul with serial number 0001 is: what the eff is wrong with wanting to forge ancestral relationship solely for the sake of oil? Does it oppose economical sense? Afterall, do you non-entities not dominate the down trodden engine oil laden dirty surrounding spare part business that you otherwise glorify as commerce? Do you not do so away from your red soiled; erosion laden hell hole that is otherwise known as land of the setting sun?

So I ask you oh, stup1d one: what is wrong in wanting to maximize your political and economical sphere so long those whom you are willing to partner with are eager and willing?

Was Gani stoned or booed when he attended the meeting? Do you see Itsekiri youths or militants raising the alarm? How come its you jealous forquer that seem the most pained by this very good development?

if you can milk money from Lagos and other parts of western Nigeria, why can't we do so especially with willing parties? Isn't the fundamental requirement in a bilaterial contract, consent? Are the Itsekiris not consenting and are they dispelling their ancestral link with the YOrubas?

Ta la na, ta lara n ta?

Lagos is part of the jungle called Nigeria and Ndigbo have every constitutional pedigree to partake in business activities in the state. They were not in Lagos to cunningly forge unfathomable ancestral lineage with loudmouthed douche bags such as you. I do not need to advice you and lazyasre OPC on how to forge ancestral lineage but it would be easier to look westward across border than eastward across Ore, agbaya opemu.

superstar1: Anybody can be rest assured, an assault on itsekiri by any person of group of persons, is a direct assault on yorubaland going forward. OPC only need to mobilise 1000 of them and fully backed by the 364 deities. The rest shall be history. this is not an alliance, it is a unionization.

Frontier fortification continua.

Believe me, Yoruba do not scare a housefly in Nigeria. Republic of Oodua has to worry about its survival before rendering defensive help to Itsekiri. I hope Itsekiri peeps would not want to commit suicide by hedging their bet on loudmouthed ingrates.

Desola: If that were so, what happens to be the wrong in that? Don't your miserable 'tribe' of animals have to travel westward to amount to anything in life?

Arswipe!

You are not more beautiful than my house pet which is equally better domesticated than you, douche bag.

superstar1: Deludedmumu,

So how did that remove their ancestral lineage and linkage to Yorubas?

Superfool1

I understand your idiotic illogicality which is no crude oil no ancestral lineage with Yoruba. The era in discourse was the period when lineage matter very much. I wonder why OPC did not checkout the Yoruba peeps across the border.

superstar1: Old man, do yourself the favour to read history about itshekiris and their lineage.

superfool1

Yes, the Itsekiri and Yoruba lineage disappeared when Nana of Itsekiri was chased by the British. No Oba in Yoruba land looked his way.

@OP

Yoruba fortune hunting is beyond explanation with words.

It is unfortunate most respondents can not fathom the statement of "Nigerian Army would do all within its power, including fighting, to sustain the unity of the country" accredited to Chief of Army Staff, Azubuike Ihejirika. If the destabilizing force threatening Nigeria is from across the border, of course, Nigerian army will fight.

odua boy: You come across as someone vile and uncouth in his dealings,there are more polite ways to correct someone with silly notion without sounding rude and bitter.

It is rude and uncouth behavior for an imbecilic ninny to engage in a topic he/she knows nothing about. Most Nigerians such as you represent rudeness and primitiveness and should not expect courteous mannerism.

Abagworo: Its easy to type lies in this internet age and also difficult to prove them. His 2 and half years is nascent when compared with 6 and half years which others. Have stayed but I can assure you that in terms of infrastructure and urban renewal, he's gone miles ahead.


What anyone could have complained about is the quality of some roads but one cannot deny the glaring changes. Do you remember how that area which we now call Ojukwu boulevard was as at 2011? Do you remember how Wetheral road was as at 2011? Do you remember how Orlu township was as at 2011? Do you remember how schools in Imo State were as at 2011? Do you remember that there were only 2 bridges across Nworie River as at 2011? Do you know that there are 5 bridges now and that 2 have been reconstructed at Nekede Road and another at Egbeda? Even that Library junction and where we have Rockview today was a dilapidated Modotel surrounded by open drainages as at 2011. Pictures are there for all to see. Meanwhile these are in Owerri. Do you know that a modern market has been built at Obowu near Imo River? Rochas has not been advertising his achievements but as someone that visits Imo State once in a while I can attest and swear to the obvious changes going on at a reasonable pace.

Here is what another Nairalander that happened to pass through Imo State had to say in uthmost good faith.



www.nairaland.com/1530879/welcome-umuahia#19780591

"FACE: Ok, I didn't just drop down from the sky to Umuahia. I passed through some areas from Owerri to Mbaise to Obowo before getting to Umuahia. Owerri has actually burst at the seams and many suburbs are now firmly in Owerri and it is rapidly expanding. Whoever says that Rochas has done nothing in Owerri is full of BS.I can't hold brief for him in other areas but I had a glimpse of Okigwe (Owerri Road) on my way to Enugu from Umuahia. So my Umuahia pictures will start from Imo state."

You honestly believed the above crap about Owerre and its suburb were as a result of Okorocha's two and half years as governor of Imo State. Owerre had already expanded toward Orji and Egbu when Mallam Rochas Okorocha was a butler to late Solomon Lar.

IKEMBA NNEWI: Oh really? So what of me that was born and bred in Sokoto and had lived there all my life(only returning to Igboland recently) does that make me any less Igbo? Would that hinder me from enjoying any patrimony accruieng to me as someone with Igbo blood? Please make claims based on facts and not emotions! Da'alus so

My statement does not border on who is more Igbo than the other. However the behavioral mannerism you have adopted from the place of your childhood must come to play in social interaction with the people of your ancestral background who might term such behaviors as strange.

[quote author=Chino.Elects]
I think you are right on this. I learnt his paternity was traced to Taraba..not confirmed though.[/quote]I am not known to mince words on any issue. It is an act of plain foolery to expect a child born and raised in USA be entrusted with leadership in Igbo land. If anybody wants to swim in the idiocy called "modern world", the person needs to ask why the same so-called modern nations are bent on tight immigration laws and maintenance of cultural purity. Why have European Princes and Princesses not invaded Africa looking for wives and husbands?