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Sunisonflex39:
LETTER TO MY LANDLORD

Dear Able Landlord, It's me victor, the tenant you gave double quit notice the other day. I don finally pack. Yes! I pack today. But e get small confessions wey I wan yarn you laidis:

1. Ireti your daughter don get belle! Yes you read that right, and na me give am belle... no vex!. The way e happen sef I no fit explain, e even shock her sef... we no plan am like dis. You be my fellow man and I hope you understand say na accidental discharge... e fit happen to anybody, but I promise say e no go happen again. I for like be ur son-in-law but you're a bad man. Yes!

2. Bingo your dog no lost, na chop we chop am!
I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz we follow you search for am. No be only me chop bingo, we dey three. Me, your caretaker and one other hausa man. Oga LandLord, bingo sweet die!... I use am cook soup, cook rice, cook stew, even use am cook beans. Omo! the dog get natural oil for body... And i know say you go dey plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go work, bcoz I pray before I chop am. I know say I bad, but you see that your caretaker? na evil man. Him get liver collect the lion share despite say na me bring up the idea... can you imagine?

3. Oga Landlord, I know say when you
return from your journey you go dey find your keke. The thing be say I sell am dis morning. Money bin no too dey my hand and I suppose settle one or two agent for this new compound I wan park into, no too reason am.

The iron condemn man bin dey price am 25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey still dey in good condition for 25k? e no good na.

So Las Las I come add ur wheelbarrow make everything be round figure. So the iron condemn man come later pay me 30k for everything. Na the money I use transport myself, and na from there I go take cook soup when I reach.

I drop 2k under your door mat, so when you come you carry am hold body. E no good say I sell your property without dropping something, my conscience no go allow me rest.
Wow,you get mind ooo! Continue. Eh!

Failure44:
I'll make that man suffer mehn, the amount of hatred I have for him is unmatched.

He'll suffer, when he dies, I'll bury him in a shallow grave or let him rotten in the mortuary

Elidrisy20:
How can I verify?

ceejayluv:
So, anywhere two young ladies are fighting it's concluded that it's cos of a Man...

WibusJaga:


If na dis one, police go arrive with speed of light to save the Aboki but in d case of Deborah, they said they were overpowered by the mob.

Esseite:
What worked in kaduna?.... we can all see the daily religious cleansing going on there...

Muslim/muslim ticket would only hasten the division of this country which is at a brink already..

ademola721gmai:
I think that’s a blasphemy

GentleKingdom:
Interesting...
He should try it again

inforesource:
When they were younger they were selecting and flexing. They don't hear word. Now they are doing praise and worship, couple with 7 days fasting and prayers. One thing I like about God is that He is not a magician.

VillageHead:
A guy with ear rings is termed best dressed?

emmanuelbrown26:
But women body dey shake whenever NGOs comes around with men

tit:
Is the closing going to bring her back?
Please allow the poor students to take exam on time