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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Under-fire For 3km Auditorium by devour129: 2:12pm On Aug 13, 2013
shegzee43: [/color][color=#990000]Did u say madness? my brother, I wld rather you keep mute than attract God's judgement. Let God judge him if his wrong o! Please don't attract curse 2 urself and generation after you. My candid advice.
let God judge ? Lmao that's why things might never get better.some people will give money for this building while they have people close to them that need less
SportsRe: Samuel Okwaraji Died 24 Years Ago by devour129: 11:54pm On Aug 12, 2013
church Agbasa: When i asked you how old are you i never intended to insult you cause that's where most Nigerian mind set gear towards but let me school you on who is Dan Anyiam.He was the first Captain of the Nigerian National team in 1949. He was also the first coach of Enugu Rangers and was selector for the national team after the Biafran War.Is he not worth immortalising by the Nigerian Government instead of Imo state government?
church agbasa go
FamilyRe: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by devour129: 11:40pm On Aug 12, 2013
lastpage: Smart man you married!
I guess you've threatened to poison him a few times in the past? ....

Or why is he "on the alert"?
Are you the first wife in a polygamous setting?

There are certain words that should NEVER come out of one's mouth, to ones spouse!
They say "it is what is on the mind of the 'drunk' when s/he was sober, that the alcohol pushes out, when s\he got drunk"! wink wink

Even a thousand apologies and regret will not "repair Humpty-Dumpty" afterwards! grin grin

Lastpage!

BTW: One man who confronted his wife with "evidence of her sleeping with his neighbor" got the shock of his life when she retorted point blank to his face: "Its because he can do it more than you"! shocked shocked shocked

He packed his bag and never came back (except to see his children once a week). cry cry
He was begged and "excuses" offered (she was angry niii!) but guy said he cant even "get it up" with her ever again, no matter how much he tried!
Claims he still hears that sentence in his dreams! grin grin
y jump to conclusion ? When did I say I have told my hubby that I will do such ? I said if it was he will eathis food cos this issue of poisoning has come up before when d couple we did chair person at there wedding had issues.that was the advice my hubby gave the young man.over Sabi last page .mind yourself o before tru tru this becomes your last page
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by devour129: 9:59pm On Aug 12, 2013
I predict two people winning this year
FamilyRe: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by devour129: 6:59pm On Aug 12, 2013
greatgod2012: Imagine!
How can someone say such a thinghuh
Poisoning is not to be played with at all, even if its me, I won't eat in that house o. Who want to die. That woman will have to beg and beg before the man's relatives can believe it was just a mere threat or words spoken out of anger.
We all have to learn to control our tongue whether we are angry or not. Self control is one of the things that differentiate us from animals. Anyone who can't control his/her tongue is nothing but a........
May God help us all.
my hubby will eat d food clean but he will make sure the kids eat with him.if you give him sealed water he will call the kids n share it with them.which woman go wan kill her pikin
FamilyRe: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by devour129: 6:53pm On Aug 12, 2013
Texas.Cowgirl:
You kiss like a shark. Ask the gateman to teach you how to kiss.
lwkmd
FamilyRe: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by devour129: 6:52pm On Aug 12, 2013
"I don't blame you " I almost chopped slap for that one. I think it hurts like hell
HealthRe: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by devour129: 3:23pm On Aug 12, 2013
CFCfan: Bloody hell, I can donate half a glass of se.men for N250,000.
it must have God DNA for it to be that expensive lol
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu's Mum & Brothers by devour129: 3:20pm On Aug 12, 2013
Okkkkkkkkkk,this is who she got it from !
PoliticsRe: 14-yr-old With Brain-Cancer Asks Obi For Help by devour129: 3:18pm On Aug 12, 2013
Ifeanyi uba ova to you
CrimeRe: Man Burnt To Death For Impregnating Mother, Daughter by devour129: 3:15pm On Aug 12, 2013
hopelink1: who will now take care of the impregnated mother and daughter ?
like he would have taken care of then if he wasn't killed.these long distance drivers have girlfriends,wives and children in every local government in the country so forget that.back to the matter, he should have castrated him n let him live with that,I believe there's no punishment for a guy worse than that.and also should have made sure it wasn't linked back to him.rip mr luva luva
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Talks About Attempted Suicide by devour129: 1:11pm On Aug 12, 2013
U are in our faces everyday(celebrity) ,plz grow a thick skin if not reman in your house. If you can't take all the insults remain unknown ,as long you are popular ,you will surely have haters. If sucide was the best option ,there will be no one on earth
RomanceRe: A Thread For Faithful Partners by devour129: 12:08pm On Aug 10, 2013
MacLovington: .

Very commendable dear. You may not be a sex person but most men are" sex people". What I mean is that don't be prude to the point of not "exploring" enough with your man. While we like our women clean, virtuous and faithful just like you, she also has to be a bit of a "sl*t" in the bedmatic faculty grin

I mean quite a few men are going out because their otherwise pretty, lovely & adorable Mrs is a total bore bedmatically. Not a good excuse but a motivating factor.

I Personally and personally mean no offence my graceful lady.
thanx for your advice ! I really want to be more adventurous but mehn I just can't do it.i guess my upbringing just messed me up in that area
RomanceRe: A Thread For Faithful Partners by devour129: 10:49am On Aug 10, 2013
Av been faithfull for a lot of reasons e.g that's the way I am, am too lazy when it comes to living double life,I love my hubby ,I don't want to embarrass my folks(that's one the reasons I ddnt lose my virginity till I was married,yes my folks scare me),I abhor infidelity with every pore in my body,am a prude( am really not a sex person so it will be a waste looking outside) etc
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Loved Someone Who Didn't Love You Back ? by devour129: 4:53pm On Aug 09, 2013
Funny enuf it has never happend to me.
HealthRe: U.S. Reports Malaria Vaccine Breakthrough by devour129: 12:48pm On Aug 09, 2013
sarutobie: That which you are trying to sell,won't be bought..try another tactic.
lmao the gay sorry the guy is funny.trying to stir up stupid debate.
FashionRe: Chris Olwage Of New-Zealand Is Mr Gay World 2013 by devour129: 9:36pm On Aug 08, 2013
Mehn the Aussie guy is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot !!!! Guy why na cry
FashionRe: Chris Olwage Of New-Zealand Is Mr Gay World 2013 by devour129: 9:31pm On Aug 08, 2013
InvertedHammer: /
For the ladies...

Those men you are drooling after...u know the ones that live in the gym.

All that muscle..all that looks...Chances are____

HE IS GAY!

Gym is gay church.

If in doubt, go with a scruffy or a fatso
.


//
you are so right ,I go to the gym 5 times a week n what I witness eh lipsrsealed
FashionRe: Chris Olwage Of New-Zealand Is Mr Gay World 2013 by devour129: 9:27pm On Aug 08, 2013
See fine guys wasted.some of these guys are so hot they can make any woman wet at first glance.WHAT A WASTE !!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Reunites 46 With Their Relations In Osun by devour129: 3:02pm On Aug 08, 2013
They should give us a seaport n international airport . We will forfeit our properties but just like the Phoenix we shall rise again. So now we can't live in any state we want ? Just give us these two things n we will do the rest. It's only ndi na eche Uche na otule bu ndi amaghi na ndi Igbo bu ndi Chineke e burigo enu. Too blessed to be cursed .
PoliticsRe: Dress Code In Lagos House Of Assembly Worthy Of Emulation by devour129: 5:14pm On Aug 06, 2013
Rossikk: Your argument is baseless. That you use cash instead of cowries does not imply you should wear a suit instead of your indigenous outfit. Unless you are a programmed robot who cannot think. Indians use computers even more than you do, and have a world class software industry that surpasses that of most western nations, but no one there is running around asking everyone to wear a western suit and tie in their blazing heat. The Indians and other tropical societies realise that being in a ''global village'' does not mean you let go of your brain.
that guy or girl deserve a hot slap. Carry on Rossikk,you are a smart guy.
PoliticsRe: Dress Code In Lagos House Of Assembly Worthy Of Emulation by devour129: 11:08am On Aug 06, 2013
big deal 007: Qatar , UAE are countries with very hot weather, I mean very hot and hotter than Sokoto and they don't dare wear anything other than suit for officially purpose. The point is we are not saying we should push our attire to the sides but official is official. Is like telling an engineer to wear agabada to the rig, or tell a doctor to wear kaftan to theatre etc. we can always find a balance like encouraging the African attire on specified days like Fridays. Indiscriminate wearing of attire for official purpose should be discouraged.
must official be suit ? Is it written in stone ? Why can't official be smart African attire ? Why do workers feel more relaxed in the offices on Friday apart from they are looking forward to the weekends ? It's because the traditional setting makes the working environment less stiff n more friendly .
PoliticsRe: Dress Code In Lagos House Of Assembly Worthy Of Emulation by devour129: 11:04am On Aug 06, 2013
Ndi nwere efe ! Thank God I run my own biz. Av got a great tailor whom makes fantastic smart gowns,suits,jackets etc in Ankara and I wear then Monday to Friday .i get the most compliments from my oyibo parents and have introduced them to my tailor. Thank God for obj ! If you like keep killing our heritage,our kids can't speak our languages but oyibos are learning it to come back and teach it back to us in some years to come (according to CNN some years back ). Am Igbotic and am proud,I no a little Yoruba n I will speak it any time I like,I go to church n weddings in my traditional attire. Oyibo aburo ala nna m. Rubbish policy.
PoliticsRe: Lagosians React To Ban On Clothes Spreading by devour129: 2:26pm On Aug 04, 2013
Make a clothesline behind your house and hang your clothes. My dad back then can throw out a tenant because of hanging clothes on the railings.there where more than 15 clothe line n but some dirty people will still prefer to hang on railings.back then it was only oyibo people they rent our houses cos my dad won't take bullshit.my point is UP FASHOLA,good policy
FamilyRe: Seven Surprising Mistakes In Marriages. by devour129: 5:34pm On Aug 02, 2013
biolabee: I dont know about percentages but helping around in the home is necessarily a sign of machismo

Changing the baby, feeding are all nice things fathers shd do to bond with their baby and help
Its not easy in the early months for a woman to do it all alone

Moreover these same women also work..

But please whats your point.. are marriages failing because women are working?
if you marry a good man,he will always step up when nessecary .its not a must n no one should force it,it's just what it is
FamilyRe: Seven Surprising Mistakes In Marriages. by devour129: 4:16pm On Aug 02, 2013
marleymcintosh: Splitting chores 50:50 would be great if we also split financial responsibilities 50:50!
exactly ! Am a lady but am tired of all this 50:50 thingy.women do your work and let the men do there's.this is one of reason marriages are failing.when you marry with the mind your hubby will sweep house with you.
CrimeRe: Human Heads Found In a Hotel at Onitsha by devour129: 8:46am On Aug 02, 2013
Steven Jay01: Dey av eaten d body!don't u knw igbos eat human flesh
run away now cos we will eat you next
FamilyRe: Under-aged Bride Kills Husband Over Hyperactive Libido In Plateau by devour129: 2:28pm On Aug 01, 2013
mikeyhernadez: The Man na career Fuckinologist??undecided
I wonder o. Six times ? D guy must be poor and jobless too.o bu ogbenye buru amonsu
CelebritiesRe: Kehinde Oloyede Was Building A House For Funke Before She left by devour129: 2:52pm On Jul 31, 2013
Leave this couple alone.they so fit each other.i wish they will forgive each other and get back together.

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