₦airaland Forum

Best bet is divorce although it doesn't favour men abroad in some kind of way. Do t even think of coming to Nigeria.

We can't wait to never have you back

Flier:
Sim replacement should be expensive,I think at least 20.000 Naira
Some idiots are replacing sim simply because of cheap data and bonus

And you think 200naira is expensive

glosplendid:
Now this is exactly my case...Till date our relationship merged the both families....

You know, only a few are lucky to get good roommates.

Tales by moonlight
Op, I hope you've soaked your evening garri early so that it will rise before time

India and weird practices
People that drink cow urine for fun

Make we fry iron na

SweetDipBenny:
Man breast abi
GAY!

Guy you no for like calm down

CALCULUS16:
the OP asked about experience we had living with bad room mate. now i understand why some students fail test even after collecting many extra sheets

If I differentiate your head ehh, no doctor go fit integrate am

SweetDipBenny:
Gay

I like breast guy

How sure are we that the FUTURE IS FEMALE

I find it irritating. It can never happen in my village

Village people are already missing this one.

God gave me a brother as a roommate. People around thought we've known each from day 1. We did everything together. We went to school together because we were also coursemates.


We eat together. We starve together. We always had each other backs

Be careful o
The way girls are declared missing this days ehh...

Thank God this one came back successfully after going for D-appointment

When I saw a pen, ref number and a passport photograph in the requirements, I laughed out loud

igbosoupkitchen:
While.we are comparing the numbers of the curency can we also please compare the purchasing power??
We are quick to compare naira to dollar,cedis to naira, cefa,euros, gbp etc and we only do so in terms on figures.

Let me ask you,
I dollar is = 480naira (what is the purchasing power of both?
1 dollar can buy you a cup of coffee in the USA but 480 naira can buy you tea( coffee, lipton,milo and milk) +sandwich
1 dollar can buy you 1 or 2 bottles of water in usa but 480 naira can buy 6 or 8 bottles of water in Nigeria.
500 cefa can only buy you 1 bottle water which is 250 cefa and 1 bottle of malt drink 250 cefa,
500 naira in Nigeria can buy you water, malt,gala,biscuit,bread and akara/eggroll
100cedis in ghana cannot buy you what 9000 can buy in Nigeria, FACT

If not for our lack of productivity as a country we will not be an import dependent country aĺways seeking validation of foreign currency.

Smh
Their 1 dollar bought them all this stuff, what can your 1 naira buy?

Is this the kind of guys that will rule this world. SMH

Op, run to mummy and report. She might console you with buscuit

Emyogalanya:
Not quite true. How many "o" is in the alphabet

A for Audacity

Try letting the battery run down totally, recharge afterward. If problem persist, return the phone

IntersexSherry:
she needs a man to do that. The female organ is not that developed and needs operation. As you can see, the male organ is functioning more but her body produces more female hormones

So which do you think needs removal

She was born with two sex organs?

Does that mean she can go fvck herself


An advantage of being intersex is that you have the chance of knowing how it feels to be a man and a woman

snowball11:
If TT like, let him start all Chelsea's fringe players that have been sitting on the bench for a while now against the best of ASSnal team,.......... Chelsea will still win the match!

I hope so bro. We need this 3point

Chelsea is losing this game because I see TT starting with a weak lineup just because of the coming FA cup final

Nigerians do carry bad attitude enter obodo oyibo

They hoe is free now.

Instead of waiting for a new farmer, the hoe has gone to the farm to meet a farmer who already has a hoe

They say "if you do good with your right hand, don't let your left hand know about it"


If I tell you, my principle of giving have been defeated


Except you Wan pay me back.

You know they say "if you give out, you recieve more". Op just tell me you are the person God wants to use to fulfill that saying

Enjoyment Don kill am

He that dance and know when to stop, lives to dance another day


R. I. P young man

They'll close and open it again up until 2023

Who knows, burna boy might mean jump in gorilla language

Dont make me cry.

I miss those days. Days where games like; war started, who's in the circle, in - out (if you are ready call your state), rolling of tyres was everything

Days where I draw action amines at home and come to school the next day and explain to my friends how and what happened in the drawings.

Days where you feel betrayed when your mum calls you in to do house chores or sleep while other keeps are out having fun. You can cry your eyes out that day


Days where the little we had, we enjoyed and had fun out of it

What did I just read