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Delightbaby: Pls N/L help ur own person here. Is it true dat sendind money 4rm Indian 2 Nigeria is not easy on like sending 4rm UK 2 Nigeria. There is dis guy I met, he stays at Indian, he always gives excusses of not sending money 2 African because it is very difficult in doing western union trasfer 4 Indian 2 African. Pls no insult, any suggestions or advice is welcome. Tanx all

sandyylove: I always hear and read about men/guys wanting girls to be faithful or even complaining that girls are never faithful. So why is that when you tell a guy you are in a relationship while being asked out they go on to "SO?" "I don't mind being your number two" "how sure are you that he is also not asking other girls out?" The list goes on!

Kirinwa: I saw this lady and immediately something about her struck me in the heart and I knew I have found my love.This is the second month and am still trying to find the right time and words to make her know how I feel.Yet another thing bothers me still,will nay does she feel the same way I do?Only time will tell as I must tell her this month anyways.It brings us to the question, have you fallen in love at first sight?How did it go?

chikk: Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!! Not what u think!!! Remember I said 'DON'T DIE O' I didn't say 'don't die yet'. How can I wish u death? Impossi-cant besides, death on NL is not real death, just a change of handles. Maybe from digitalsignal to signadigital . Relax joor, you ain't going nowhere

chikk: don't die o!!!!! Which level na?? Who will collect your machine from the Op? It has to be delivered in person from him to both of us. So wait. Collect it first, send it to me(as u promised) before u can think of.....

chikk: ^^^ ehen! Correct! Now I know your a gentle man. Ladies first. Anyway, you can bring sexkillz into this matter for the purpose of catching this 'highly valued' grammarian . But not to judge our case. Don't be surprised if he ends up taking sides with the OP so that he can claim our compensation. I don't trust anyone o. Not with this specially made machine that the OP will give us. Have you taken a min to think of what it can do? Any machine that can execute the series of codes he posted can even run programs written in native languages!!! Lai lai o! I don't trust sexkills. Just bring him as an accredited observer to catch d guy when next he shows like a pop-up menu

chikk: Just bring him as an accredited observer to catch d guy when next he shows like a pop-up menu

chikk: yes we are, but my point is, in case the guy decides to replace one at a time, mine will be replaced first.

chikk: Anyway, I haven't seen the guy o, and if you do, please tell him to always carry his personal manual titled; 'Understanding my high level language' with special appendix definitions to his reserved words like; jelouxi, messajx, diffrnx, jolous etc

chikk: Yeah, we should. But why not Just allow mine to get replaced first as it crashed completely. Yours can even be fixed you know? You know its ladies first. Pls, biko, ejoor, da'allah, mbok!

chikk: Yeah, we should. But why not Just allow mine to get replaced first as it crashed completely. Yours can even be fixed you know? You know its ladies first. Pls, biko, ejoor, da'allah, mbok!

Confirmbabe: I'l jst smile, walk straight 2 my kitchen, den com bak wt hot water n pour it on d idiat's face shikena.

PIANO2000: After all said and done, my Muslim gf proposed to come to my house. She said she doesn't mind being number two. I refused her coming. Yesterday she called me too early in the morning and my wife picked. I was asleep. She collected her number from my phone. When I went to work she called her and interviewed her thoroughly. The girl told her everything. When I came back my house was on fire. My wife pack3d her things and went to her sister's place nearby. I am in soup.Please help me. I don't want to lose my wife. The girl too has stopped calling or picking my calls. My world has collapsed.

megareal: What do you think?

chikk: sexkillz? I have a feeling I won't get as much as a flash drive for compensation if sexkillz is to handle this case. I've lost already!

chikk: ^^^ I'll tell him, but he's got to replace mine first. It has crashed completely. Yours is still hanging and freezing.

chikk: ^^^ hmmmmmm!!!! Lai lai!!! You must help this guy out o! If you were able to identify and break it down like this, you've passed the first stage of debugging(identification). Now unto the second stage - solve the prob!

chikk: Plenty errors!!! We can't even debug. Maybe, ipso loquita can help us translate to object code because I definitely can't understand the source code. Probably from there, we can interpret since the guy thinks we are machines. Imagine! Writing in such high level lang. Still suffering from the migraine it has given me.

chikk: Plenty errors!!! We can't even debug. Maybe, ipso loquita can help us translate to object code because I definitely can't understand the source code. Probably from there, we can interpret since the guy thinks we are machines. Imagine! Writing in such high level lang. Still suffering from the migraine it has given me.

chikk: Damn!!!!!! Your post is in a high level language. I don't have an interpreter to translate that accurately. Until I understand your grammar, NO COMMENT

megareal: Coz its wired into their psyche. Its in their DNA. If na lie, ask ya papa.