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Dindook:
Hello, Am a humble guy who got a passion for success. I Work for a well note able firm in Lagos, am also an Entrepreneur in the beautiful city of Lagos. Am 30years of age, An M.sc and B.sc holder, am fun to be with. i will like to meet a nice young lady btw 19-26 yrs for a fruitful relationship for future purposes, tribe and religion isn't an issue for me or my family, provided you are presentable and have a good attitude as a lady..pls if you are the boring type, unable to chat type, unable to bring up good conversation, the saint, rude and saucy type, always waiting for someone to chat u up first before u can chat or the one that doesn't know what she want, pls don't message me, let's not waste our precious time. I Will also prefer Lagos base or near by person that can visit freely as time goes on... if you are interested u can WhatsApp or call me on 08032059244... Pls rude people or tribalism person should stay off pls. Those looking for runs, pls stay off too. I Only want to connect with a Serious minded and Presentable lady

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are u a robot??

kunkelhanspeter:
I am having the same issue too

where are u based
Pm me on WhatsApp 09095500809

SlimzDboss:
I feel your pains honestly cos I used to have this. I used herbal concution and it worked honestly.
Pm me so I can give you the herbalist’s number .

herbalist

As in, Babalawo things

dauddy97:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I am dying in silence

I discovered that I had pile during my secondary School days (2014). I didn't even know this has been on me for long, until I went to defecate with a friend of mine in the bush. Immediately he saw that red flesh coming out on my anus. He shouted "What is this!!". That was when I knew I had PILE.

I told my mum about this. She said she noticed something like that from the day I was given birth to. She said, she didn't keep quiet, and she asked the nurses what was in my anus. The nurses replied that, "it is normal" That it will still leave there. Now, I am in my twenties. This thing is now paining me seriously. In fact , I can't defecate easily.

Please, nurses and doctors in the house, come to my aid.

Note: I noticed that, I ejaculate within 3 to 4 mins during sex. I don't know maybe it's because of the pile?

Also, I have used and inserted some drugs (Anosoid or so, I can't really remember it spelling) recommended by a general hospital doctor yet, this thing is still stubborn. I have also visited Alagbo (herbal). In fact, The money wasted can't just be mentioned.

This night, I discovered the that its now out itself. Since all these while, it has been in, I only feel or see it while defecating.

I can't just imagine what people have been saying. like, "I wont be able to impregnate a lady" and all sorts of things like that.

Pls, help your boy.

Help for wider view .

I will appreciate all comments, remedy, solution, cure etc just to get this out of my anus.

bros, first and foremost, let me advise, don't go for any surgery, u wil waste money

There is a Herbal medicine that can cure you 100%, it works, my cousin used it and the pile is gone since 2016

Where are u located?

wow, are you the Nigerian female version of 50cent?
pics and video, else u don't believe Lol

HospitalityDiva:
Autojosh International.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Lagos, Nigeria

this is Ketu I guess

underlying health condition, Lol
Latest format in town
Bros, weldone

maynation:
Lol.
We all were actually until we found Christ.

u are shaking a table already oo, Lol

the APC fools are behind this fake news, just to make it appear Falana is not a serious person

(True Story of a friend)

My Ordeal at Christ Embassy healing school August 2018 section.

It's my mom, she had stroke since March 2015. And before that time it's wasn't long that we lost dad to a kidney illness of about 14months till he finally left. We were still struggling to recover from the financial stress and stuff when mom had stroke.

Our world came crashing down again, i had to leave school to stay in the hospital with her. I only went back to school during the exam to write my exam. Didn't even know why I didn't carry any course over but I couldn't write my project.

So when my sister graduated she came home to stay with mom so I came to Lagos to work because hunger nearly killed us. I started a little job In Lagos and started attending Christ Embassy.

So I began to see the videos of the previous healings school and I felt I have to bring mom during the next healing school in Lagos But last year there wasnt healing school in Nigeria.

During Loveworld January this year, pastor Benny hinn said there will be healing section on the last day of the program So I quickly arranged for a car to bring my mom to Lagos. Many people also brought their loved ones but at the end no attention was given to us. It was fund raising everywhere.

So mom stayed with me in one room self contain since then till June. When pastor Chris oyahkilome announced that there will be healing school in Lagos Nigeria, everyone shouted for joy. Immediately I registered her and we were happy the time for her healing is here because we have seen a lot of testimonies and videos of people who attended healing school and got healed.
I asked my boss for a month she said I was foolish for trying to stop my job for the purpose of healing school but I chose to take my mom to healing school because I completely trusted she will be fine.

*So I quit my job* Healing school started on 27th of July, we arrived very early in the morning for the orientation, We spent about #4000 everyday for our to and fro movement, buying the materials for lectures, and some other stuff we need to do with money, we sow seeds consistently too.

The program was actually 2 sections, so our own section been the first should end on 12th But on 11th they called out some of our names and inform us that pastor wouldn't be ministering to us in 12th, so we have to wait and take the lectures again with the second batch students for another two weeks, This time I was so frustrated because I have exusted all the money on me and excitedly thinking Sunday ends it all.

So I tried my best but couldn't afford the tfare any longer so I had to go beg a woman who gave us her shop which is a bit closer to oregun to sleep in the night. She took 4k from us every week, I paid for 2weeks, My mom and I slept on that cemented floor for about 2weeks, sometimes no food for us to eat, sometimes what I could afford for mom in the whole day is gala and a satchet of pure water while I sleep with empty stomach.

Till the healing services came on Sunday 26th, with all exitment and expectations, We were asked to arrive at the LCA by 6am, before 5am we were there already. We were given seat numbers but surprisingly when we entered the hall we already saw people occupied the supposed seat we had their numbers

We asked our lecturers they assured us that the numbers were given in 2batches so after pastor finish ministering to those first set we will occupy the place and be ministered to.

So we obediently obeyed their instructions
So pastor came out to heal the first set of people which mainly comprised of people who can stand on their own without an aid, few people on stretchers, about very few people on wheelchairs they all got healed and were rejoicing.
We also rejoice with them in anticipation of ours.

But surprisingly instead of allowing us occupy the seat as promised they call the pastors and some other members to occupy them.

So we began to ask for explanation for the reason things turned out that way, we began to press towards the stage where pastor Chris is, then they called in the ushers to completely block us so camera wouldn't see us at all.

We kept pressing forward till all the pastors who lectured us and promised to put us on healing lines came to join the ushers and pushed us back telling us we can get our miracles anywhere not until pastor minister to Us.

So it wasn't long pastor said he's done with the healing service Everyone shouted because there were still more than people on wheelchairs that hasn't been ministered to with some on stretchers too
So pastor Chris asked us to raise the paper indicating the condition, he prayed and asked us to act with faith. He then prayed on some shawls and asked us to drop a love offering of #5k at least for one.

Everyone tried lifting their loved ones making them do what they couldn't do till pastor walked out of the hall. After about 30min trying to exercise faith each person sat back on their wheel chair and returned home like that after the healing school.

What actually gave me more concern was that one of the pastors blamed it all on us saying we didn't have enough faith that the prayers pastor prayed was enough to heal our loved ones but we refused to Take the healings

*So my questions are*
What exactly is Faith ?
That I quit my job for this purpose isn't faith enough
That I left a self contained decent room to sleep in a shop for two weeks isn't faith enough?
I emptied my bank account to sow seed
And why is it that all the people we meet at the healing school during lectures, with whom we interacted prayed together and encouraged each other. Not even one was healed.
I endured hunger for this same purpose isn't faith enough.

As for me I had just #400 and I was confident cause I already concluded that mom is going to walk today and the #400 will be enough to take us back home as we will go home with public transport not taxify.
All of us still saw each other and went home

*faustrated*
*disappointed*
*depressed*
And *broke*

Still having to push our loved ones with the wheelchair. I have to beg the cab driver that we later used to please come back next week to take the #2k he promised to collect.

I don't really know what all the drama represent but I know there's more to all these show of miracles that we see on television, they are not exactly what we are seeing."

Preciousgirl:
See another fool

u are a prostitute

Ur husband doesn't deserve this emotional pain u are giving him. May the God of Thunder destroy your vagina with cancer (if u are even a female)

Amen

Prettyvita:
My kind of wedding!

cool

where will the pastorpreneur position his pulpit in this building??

[quote author=ericsmith post=84703451][/quote]In my post, I said "probably"
It might be cancer and may not

she was paid to do what she did
she already cashed out. if u know u know

jonaifame22:
really?

yes, I said probably

"some" breast pain is a symptom of cancer.

Am only speaking my mind though, I may be wrong and also right

Sucking is not bad, but the health of the lady matters. That's why its not all breast a Nigga should suck

this woman is an hypocrite
if u know u know

hibiscus flower is available, export standard

WhatsApp 09095500809

"but she said I should jus suck one of her breast cos the other one is paining her around the nipple area"

u may av probably sucked cancer from her breast.
Lol

itsme01:





Naso Kanu use heart attack kill hin old mama


mothers train your children so that they can give you peace, even Buhari's mother died suddenly while buhari was in prison


..

ur brain is wet

he should step down from power, likewise Osinbajo

the op is a real gold digger. she works a normal job with very low income probably, but wants a man that works an abnormal job with very high income most definitely. las las, the op will marry the wrong person, and return to social media in future with stories. Am sure she had met the right guy, and looked down on him

My observation

SEN. UBA SANI vs BELLO EL-RUFAI
(Chair vs Table Discussion)
Senator UBA Sani represents Kaduna Central senatorial district of Kaduna State at the National Assembly

This is What Happens when you appoint the Son of a Sitting Governor as your Senior Legislative Aide

She said:

"The police came. They expected me to pursue the case. I knew the masterminds. I could have gotten them"

The fact is that, the most important reason she didn't seek justice is because she has been sex starved, she enjoyed it while it lasted.

How can someone rape u @ that age, u claim u know the culprit, and yet u decided to move on without seeking justice

CoolAmbience:
You are either depressed or lack the capacity to understand and correlate things.

My first three paragraphs or so, advised her on aligning with her husband's wish to possibly restore peace in her home.

The next things I said, the next two statements or so, reminded her of the impections of human beings.

Then, my last statements emphasised the need for healthy dialogues between couples as well as tolerance, irrespective of religion or degree of fervency.

E be like say you don go drink Alamo bitters for empty belle....

werey.com
that's ur website

CoolAmbience:
Get use to praying 5 times or even more.

There is no such thing as 'I am not use to'. Learn and get use to it!

Do this, if not for anything but to get to the root of why he wants a divorce since you suspect your not praying 5 times couldn't be reason enough for him to want a divorce.

No vex, but you women can be unnecessarily 'heady' sometimes.

We, men, our own dey our body too. As for me, when it comes to religion and worship, liberty is utmost.

For instance, my family is in church now but I am home 'cos I didn't feel like going to church. Whenever, I do not feel like going, nothing changes that.

In fact, I can't really say I belong to any religion, though I believe strongly in God.

You and your husband should talk and appreciate that stuff like religion and worship aren't what should come between people. They are personal between us and God.

Moreover, does praying 5 or 10 times determine once state of relations with God?

in ur post, u contradicted yourself twice

Are u hungry?

pharmagba:
I need to be blunt with you since you asked for my advice

You are not wise at all.
Look at the reason you are giving, that you are not praying regularly

Praying to God is a test of humility. A great man once said, "if I want to humble a man, I ask him how long he prays"
It simply means you are full of pride and very disobedient wife. You are even considering your marketability when you eventually leaves his house.
If things continue like this let me tell you what will happen, he will definitely throw you out of his life, not only his house and he will get a better lady and live happily ever after and you may also get a another husband who will also throw you out after some time. Why? Simple. It is because you will display your rotten character.


My advice if you really want to make things work
Be humble to your husband, respect and obey him. It is not to much to pray even if it is 100times daily. Any woman that humbles herself and respect her husband especially if the man is Godly, will always find favour with him. In fact such men will go out of their ways to satisfy and make her happy but if you don't respect him forget about getting any dime from him.
You have wasted so much time, start the amendment today. Thank God he had not told his parent.

A word is enough for the wise

if u are already married, I pity your wife, I pity her life of slavery under a dictator like you

U are a bad Muslim, and a function of a bad cleric I suspect

I know some good Muslims who won't give the kind of wicked and insensitive responses some of you Muslims are giving the Muslim woman(OP) above

If your religion really teaches u to divorce your wife because she doesn't pray often (Which I Strongly Doubt), then u are really practising a religion of peace

FunnyDude:
What I'm about to write about KANO (KANAWA) and the Northern region generally is truth and the truth only!!!! So help me God.

I'm a Muslim from South west of Nigeria. I lives in Kano for a while, having lived most of my life in the city of Lagos, schooled 5years in EASTERN Nigeria , I said I should try a new region which is North and I went to Kano state.. Boom!! What I met in Kano was just like what Buhari promised us then before 2015 and what we have now.

KANO state is good and favourable for the core Northerner and I can said that again. Please don't risk your life for anything to live or visit Kanawa.
Is not healthy, the almajiris are almost everywhere and their illiterate youths already have their eyes on you waiting for a riot to happen in their community then viola!! You are gone so soon. If I as a muslim faithful can't live in such state I wonder how other people with religion denomination cope.

Below are some of my reasons why I dislike Kano(Northern region ) ;

1. The sun is HOT, so hot that you can melt if care is not taken. I bath 4 times a day, can you imagine?
Dust and granite everywhere due to lack of rainfall. Kano is a sahel region and as such has little rainfall. Heat and dust is much.

2. I'm a muslim born and breed up but I can't live with such people due to some personal security reasons.
Let me give some analogy :

The Hausawa see themselves as the best and perfect tribe on earth and as such they don't value any other person aside their tribesman. If you are Yoruba muslim, kogi muslim and you think you are one religion with Hausa's; my dear southern brother's and sister's any time there is little crisis you will be the first person to be killed and matchet even in the mosque while praying. Imagine the scenario!

3. You won't be able to talk freely with the opposite sex just because of some sharia law. You only live once, and as such cannot live my life in such primitive way.

4. Average Hausa person is TRIBALISTIC . They don't like to patronize you in business or any other trade if they have their tribe doing that business, they prefer to patronize their kinsmen.


5. Things are not cheap as portrays. Pure water cost #10 same as south. An orange is #10 or #20 same as south. I bought #200 suya and it was so small like heck. A room cost 24k - 30k at Tudun Wada.
Note : This is not Sabon gari else it will have been costlier.


6. All eyes on you!! I can say that again, in anything you do they are watching you and accordingly looking for how to blame you especially the landlords in the regions.
Imagine your friend came visiting and she is a female, you know the rest.

7. Transportation is expensive in Kano just as Lagos. The South West state I served you can board a bus 50naira and go any length of the state but in Kano you can enter a marwa and you will pay 300naira more or less depends on the journey.



Please my southern people. Fear North Don't be caught...

your Number 7 is a bloody lie

Transportation is extremely extremely cheap. That's the only lie in all you said

Carbon2Oxide:
Else ehn... she might just end up with the "Either i bang you or you get outta my house" option

Lol

JrSteven:
Oga by saying all this you're only judging and remember that no man can judge but God Almighty alone.

Salvation will prevail on Kanye's lifestyle if its genuine.

u would av made more sense if u read and walk away bro

Kanye west repentance is fake. listen to his new song "Hands On" (Jesus is King album), see a part of the lyrics below

"Told the devil that I'm going on a strike, Told the devil when I see him on sight. I've been working for you my whole life. Told the devil that I'm going on a strike, I've been working for you my whole life"
(Google it to verify if this is the lyrics and see for yourself)

NB: When trade union go "on strike", its never permanent, but temporal. Kanye west's repentance is temporal. He is on strike from Freemasonry

There are other codes deeply hidden in his new songs, and other songs written by illuminati music stars

Also, the new song " Hands On" was Co-produced & Co-written by Timbaland. Timbaland is a deep member of the Freemasonry.

Also, Kanye West album is being solely distributed by Universal Music Group(UMG), UMG is one of the top Music companies in America. Also, the album Copyright goes to: Universal Music Group, G.O.O.D. Music & Def Jam Recordings.

Only a fool would believe these Top American record labels will have the copyright of a former illuminati artiste that's now Born Again and repented. (Haba)

Lastly, every musically inclined person knows that, Fred Hammond is a member of Freemasonry/illuminati (google Fred hammond and his connection with illuminati). Fred featured on this same song.

If others can be deceived, am not.

Kanye west repentance is fake. listen to his new song "Hands On" (Jesus is King album), see a part of the lyrics below


"Told the devil that I'm going on a strike, Told the devil when I see him on sight. I've been working for you my whole life. Told the devil that I'm going on a strike, I've been working for you my whole life"
(Google it to verify if this is the lyrics and see for yourself)


NB: When trade union go "on strike", its never permanent, but temporal. Kanye west's repentance is temporal. He is on strike from Freemasonry


There are other codes deeply hidden in his new songs, and other songs written by illuminati music stars.


Also, the new song " Hands On" was Co-produced & Co-written by Timbaland. Timbaland is a deep member of the Freemasonry.


Also, Kanye West album is being solely distributed by Universal Music Group(UMG), UMG is one of the top Music companies in America. Also, the album Copyright goes to: Universal Music Group, G.O.O.D. Music & Def Jam Recordings.


Only a fool would believe these Top American record labels will have the copyright of a former illuminati artiste that's now Born Again and repented. (Haba)


Lastly, every musically inclined person knows that, Fred Hammond is a member of Freemasonry/illuminati (google Fred hammond and his connection with illuminati). Fred featured on this same song.

If others can be deceived, am not.