HardMirror: When I was young I wanted to be a doctor, but I discovered typing amen on Facebook can cure all diseases.
Is this a joke?
No, it is not a joke. I believe this along with 2 billion other people, we cannot all be wrong. You dont believe me, visit pastor adeboye's face book page or pastor oyakilome's Facebook page.
Why spend millions of naira when just typing amen can cure your cancer, kidney failure, stroke, diabetes.
What is wrong with people why are you people patronizing hospitals and wasting your money when healing is fee of charge, painless, and immediate. What is wrong with you people going to hospitals? Why are u going through all this stress?
JaneUO: Our women feel that being beautiful comes with body modification. Well a young lady shared an image of what happened to her trying to lift heavy equipment around her house. What she did not notice was that accident will take place without a warning. Lady broke her nails as though she was in a fight.
When ladies work on their nails they forget the dangers that comes with such artificial stuff. Majority get to break nails when drunk some tend to fail going to the toilet all because of nails. It is such a pity that some men get to eat food prepared by ladies with long nails.
olioxx: I am a big fan of DIY(Do It Yourself). I got some motivation after viewing bigcee thread where he showed us the haircut he gave himself, and I told myself that my next haircut will be done by me. Link to bigcee thread here (https://www.nairaland.com/6821046/rate-haircut-gave-myself)
I know that I am no guru so please small small with your criticism ooo!!!
GurlFriend: They will say they want their wives to always keep shape and when you are dating them, they will manage to maintain their 2 and 4 packs. After one year of marriage, they will upgrade to 10 gallon geepee tank. Yet it is still them that will come on Nairaland to say women are hoes
went u force them to eat even when they are not hungry,wat do u expect?
Opeyemiextra: So, I have this neighbor who sells some stuff but for some reasons, I wasn't comfortable buying from her. I buy from the market. This really got her angry and I didn't even know this until recently when she would mention it.
To what really happened, I was home one day and she probably assumed I wasn't. She started saying very terrible things about me to another neighbor that it scared me that another human being would really do that. I was very angry while I was inside my room deciding what exactly to do. I thought of confronting but I decided against it. Eventually I went out, greeted both of them and she was shocked that I was at home. I could see guilt written all over her even days after.
Have you walked in on people or heard by chance people talking ill and evil about you? How did you handle it?
no mind them,them go tire.am facing same thing here Andi don't care.
Funnyandviral: A video of a burglar is trending on the internet, after he was asked to demonstrate how he broke into a building through small holes on window bars.
He was seen squeezing himself between an hole of the windows bars to get in, after he was uncuffed by the police who arrested him.
Watch video here;this one go school well well.him choose the right angle (rectangle)
I have a problem and it is paining me. I am a matured guy who know what it feels like to be single and maried .
Most People mock me, but I got married.
We had a baby last year, a corona baby.
I am not ashamed to say that at my age, I am still a mummy's boy and she is my number one but I respect my wife.
When I wanted to marry, my wife Never agreed to having a house close to my mum's place.
I felt very bad but I want to make her happy so we moved far. My mom was angry as she knew my wife forced me.
When my wife delivered, her mum came for omugo instead of my mum, and that made her so sad, that she cried and ask if i am a bastard to let them steal her right.
I begged her. She came for naming and left the same day I noticed way my wife was acting rude too because her mum was pushing her.
I told my wife that mum is angry, let us visit her buy her a gift because her place is now far.
She kept saying that her body is not strong for 5 months after delivery and I thought she took me and my family as fools.
I got angry and slapped her twice. When she saw that I was really angry she begged me.
So we went and saw her we are all happy and settled all.
As my child reached 10 month, I told her to tell her mum to go because she's now strong almost to walk.
Her mum left but my mum wanted to come and spend the holiday as she had never done that since she delivered .
When I told my wife, her facial expression changed. When my mum came i travelled but she didnt cook for her but heat soup that was in the freezer to give her.
My mum hated that and she called me crying that what she did to her she won't do to her own mum .
I pretended nothing happened as I got back I bought things from a eatry for family so my mum left after 2 weeks.
I brought up the issue and she said nothing wrong in giving her food kept in the freezer that she gave same to her mum too .
I got angry and beat her up. I didnt injure her. all and some other thing . I love my wife I cant be beating her all the time she promise to change yet nothing. Because of bad character I refuse to take her to eatry.
i just discovered that im hiv positive, so i am looking for a hospital where i can get free hiv treatment in riverstate (i heard the government made it free in some hospitals)
Mylordmygod1: A beautiful afternoon to all nairalanders.
Firstly, my greatest fear when it comes to things of this world is 'women', That's why i don't want to break a womans heart in a way that i will be the one to recieve the blame.
I've been in a relationship with my girl for about 3years now, and each time my mum or friends ask me if i'm gonna marry her, my answer is always a capital letter NO.
Now, my mum is warning me to better let her go since i don't have the interest of marrying her. But the hard part is that i'v been promising this girl that i will marry her even when i'm 100% sure i won't marry her, and i don't no how to go about ending the friendship now.
Recently, i've been picking offences for minor isues, getting angry with her for no reasons, trying to give her signal, but none seems to be working, and its now like my anger is her source of happiness these days.
I really want to end the friendship now, but i want the blame to be on her side and not mine, how can i go about it?
ADVICE ME WELL
Thanks.
y u no want marry am? No worry she go make better wife for some one else.e go do vam for eyes
YourWriter: I met this girl in the beginning of 2021 and our bond of friendship has grown strong since then. I never had the intention of dating her to start with, but as times goes on I found myself catching feelings.
I really do want to let my feelings known but I'm scared of rejection. Besides, this girl is like an anti-relationship activist. Most of the times her posts on WhatsApp is mostly against love and how she's not ready to get into relationship.
Also, as a beautiful person she has lots of options which includes rich guys with lexus and Benz. Although I'm also not broke but I'm far below the level of her suitors. What I could say is my only advantage is that I'm handsome.
Should I just go ahead against all odds and let my feelings known or I should just let the feelings die?
MadamVanessa: After fainting she sure need a good dick to drill her so she can get back to her old self again.. and i believe this dude is going to shag her as she want it.
Barrister026: My dad called me on the phone 2 days ago asking if I be coming home for the holiday, which is unlikely of him, because I just left home not quite long and he hardly call. (I school within our state, studying law)..... while we were on the call he mentioned about the Dr appointment. (We normally do routine check-up every 2 months )
Throwing the question to me if I even know my blood group. (I replied, no) At FIRST I thought it's just a normal question.
Am 21yrs old, eldest among 3 siblings and I think my dad has something planned out, he's an Internet freak even more than I, he's actively online on twitter, facebook, and seeing all the uproars about DNA test here and there on Nairaland, I think he's going to ask me to come to the hospital with him disguising it as me Knowing my blood group (for a DNA test.)
The thing here is am scared, because all my life I have seen people saying never to trust a woman (I love my mom, but still am scared)
What if it's a DNA test (which I strongly believe it is) What if it's turns out complicated Would he still accept me? Or abandon me to myself. So many thoughts running through my head, they are reasons for that.
He's black, I am fair (though my mum says I took his father complexion)
Pls help me...am thinking to stay back in school or go home This evening. Am confused.
nous fear,but if e no match and your come find out say,your papa na one big man nko?
saphiere: I'm so emotional right now. This thread has made me to fall in love with my self once more. I love my gender so much. God bless every female out there struggling to make it in life.
Good evening tweeps, my marriage is jerking. Needs a quick solution.
We married 9years ago. She was a virgin in my Church. I am a pastor too. Though we were not in the same state. She was the first woman I had sex with after our marriage. But I noticed that she has no interest in anything called sex. She will not deny me sex, but I do not enjoy it because she's not enthused to it.
I have tried all I could to make her love sex, but all to no avail. If you do not demand for sex, she'll not show any interest, even if you stay one year without talking about it. And I am 100% sure that she's not seeing any man anywhere.
I took my time to educate her from the little research I made, but she wouldn't pay any serious attention.
I querried myself as to wether I do not satisfy her, on another point, sometimes, I'd last for 10-15 mins which, according to research is not bad.
Last night, I got angry at her attitude towards it. To me, she just try to open legs for me to satisfy myself and get down.
This has affected my psyche towards her. But apart from her low libido, she is a very wonderful and good woman to be with.
So, last night, I opened up to her once again and told her she's making me to think twice and that am not happy at her actions.
Since today, our relationship has dwindled.
Alot of things have been going through my mind.
I don't know what to do. Am confused. I can't go to another woman and leave such a good woman that have given me 4 kids.
Pls is there any known solution?
I need help.
a pastor?no allow sex carry u go hell.you are not call to f**k but to preach the Gospel.allow God to lead you
allwell51: It is a sign of end time and unislamic - Nigerian Muslims react to video of female muslim preacher imitating pastors in casting out demons and sickness
Christianity Etc › Re: I Wanted To Be A Doctor, But I Discovered Typing Amen Cures All Diseases by dnawah(m): 7:20am On Jan 02, 2022
