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JONSYN7154:
As an elder statesman of nairaland, am eating my kola nut while reading comments from younger nairaland boys.

and you join only in 2016?

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-8685263/Extreme-weather-chaser-George-Kourounis-reveals-dangerous-escapades.html

oga go bermuda triangle then u retire.

Zeion422:
Pls i need advice frm mature minds.... I notice girls are afraid too come close too me, even the one that come close are not too comfortatble been around me. Am tall, looking handson,i dont talk much, am not the rich type but if u see me you think am the rich guy because of how i dress ,money wise am ok.pls i need your adivce. What could be the course I seriously need a relationship.

put this ur ad in the guardian news paper,I think a lot singles will apply.

athaboi:
You no go face your front

na them them,oka people na the same.

izuswift:
Everything is falling in place

I still have this, though I don't actually know what to it was,but just kept it.

Ahumanbeing:
That guy is undoubtedly the best president in the world right now, high skills, quick decisions, brilliant words, very proactive, diplomatic transparent and lot more. I throway cap abeg, the guy means bussiness!!!

What do you think?

his teacher is the wife and she is still teaching him.

yinkaOdutuyo:
Make kongi kee me ?

don't worry na u go tire, some times u go wake up see the thin open u go just look am sight.

TkhGuy:
I came from a polygamous family and out of the four wifes I am among the first four, my dad pledge to be part of decision making on whom his first four sons go down the lane with,

I was worried cos I am too selective when trying to find a date, it's not just about attitude, all attributes must meet my specs,

Over the two years of my date with this girl I met in abuja, it has been 1 minute peace of mind 3 months break up and make up,

But these are 10 bad attribute that I kept seeing often and on in her, poses a threat to my peace of mind & prosperity.

1. She is always right & unapologetic
2. She is always eagle to harras & disredpet me
3. She can't cook
4. I don't think I am alone
5. She Advertise her self on what's app status
6. Acting possed & trying to overpower me
7. She drinks alcohol
8. Wearing a waist bead and ankle bracelet
9. She is the kind of My way or nothing
10. Easily get upset & next ruin my day

These are red flag for me cos in the sequel of these attribute, I am always left in the lane of emotional stamped that create more problem for me and rub of me of my peace of mind,

From this experience, I don't see the need of getting married to one wife, even if means going against Christian doctoring that canvas against it, contrary to Bible teachings and man human nature,

Offcourse I wouldn't think any further to know it's western feminist propaganda that troll it way into the Bible to keep men lock to one women who might decided to turn Karen later and make his life a living nightmare, which is exactly more of the current happening in our decay world of today, which only few marriages that only scale through the eyes of plunging mans happiness into early grave, thereby generating more widows and single mother's in like that not even war could be compared to create.

I will be moving on, and this time, my strictness is my stronghold, if you don't like it, get the Bleep out of my life let me find someone who do.

I advice you, don't talk what you don't want back in return in this my thread, cos you will get it.............. ..yhkgdhio

u are dealing with an escort,runnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yinkaOdutuyo:
Happy weekend fellas, I want to share some brief experiences about my girlfriend and I want you guys to help me look into these and give me some advice.


These is this girlfriend of mine, I love her so much and I believe she too love me and had proved her love for me in many ways, but I dont really trust her that she love me as a redpiller, I believe all girls are liar and a pretender.

These my girl in question had showed everything I can call love despite the fact that am a redpiller, who always being unapreciative to her to be sincere, I really love her and appreciate her but am trying to becareful so that it wont goes to my head.

These are some little experiences I had with her:

1. She allow me to disvirgin her despite the fact that she had dated 4 guys before me or which she never allow any of them to disvirgin her. She told me that she intentionally gave me her virginity to prove her love for me.

2. Since I have disvirgin her am still the only guy she is sleeping with, of which she swear oath never to get lay by any other guy.

3. She always fast like 3-7 days all in the name of praying for me to become a better person.

4. She is always satisfied with the little I can do for her, she doesnt complain, but we all know how girls does, she use to ask for some stuffs alas.

5. She use to do everything to satisfy me whenever we're having sex like sucking me, giving me any position I want, even when she is tired, she will still be lie down asking me not to worry, I should just satisfy myself.

6. She had taken me to meet her parent that am the guy she want to marry to and even follow me to my family to present herself as my fiance (wife to be).

7. She doesnt have much, she also help me with some little she has and doesnt ask for much from me.

8. Anytime we fight or have misunderstandings she begin to cry bitterly as if someone died and even fall sick.

9. If she doesn't hear my voice once in a day, she use to do like someone that is going crazy.

10. She always want to be around me, touching me, kissing me, just looking at me and she always want to feel my p*his is her V*Gina every second.

11. She use to present herself to everyone as my wife, not even a boyfriend.

12. Whenever a guy toast her, she will be very angry and provoke to the guy. I have received some feedbacks from some guys telling me that what do I use for her, that she is going mad all because of me, if any guy toast her she will be very mad and aggressive to the guy.

13. She had swear at life to marry me and be the mother of my children. She and her mom had also being to many pastors and even with me along to pray about our future and all in the name of us ending as husband and wife.

14. She is always madly jealous seeing any girl with me and she always want me to herself alone.

15. She always obey me, even at the contrary of her parent.

I cant type or say everything here, but just listed these out for you guys to learn a little about my experience with the babe, but as a redpiller all these still doesnt convince me because any girl can still Bleep up and break a guy's heart.

Kindly advice me on this pls.

it is not all flowers that blossoms in dry season,I think waterleaf's does,just like joke u don get wife o!give her love, repent both of you, no more premarital sex.

ultron12345:
Few days ago, we all saw the news about a Nigerian, or rather a Canadian of Nigerian descent been appointed as a Commissioner of Justice in Nigeria. It is not rare to see Britons and Americans of Nigerian descent been elected and appointed to political positions in the UK and US, from MPs to congressmen and women.

Unknown to many, Nigeria has a sizeable population of citizens who are of foreign descent. The majority are of Lebanese and Indian descent who have being in Nigeria since before independence, many for as much as 4/5 generations. There are a few of Chinese descent too, and other nationalities from around the world. They are all legally Nigerian Citizens, with the Nigerian Passport, and therefore have all rights that other Nigerians have, including the right to vote and be voted for in Nigerian elections. They contribute greatly to the growth of the country, as can be seen from their exploits in the private sector. From my interactions with them, I would argue that most of them are even far more Nigerian than the "indigenous" Nigerians.

Can these Chinese/Lebanese/Indian Nigerians get appointed or elected into political offices in Nigeria? If yes, then when? When will we have a Chinese-Nigerian Local Government Chairman in Kano, or a Lebanese-Nigerian Minister in Abuja or an Indian-Nigerian Governor in Oyo State? How do you think Nigerians would react?

thèse people don't involve in do or die politics in their places.they are just ashame for you Nigerians.

butterfly777:
Eating in the dream.

Let's look at it together.
First, what is the meaning of food in the dream.
From my experience in dreams, food usually symbolises blessing/income.

When I dream of receiving food, I usually receive money that day. It was so consistent that I can foretell when we will receive our salary, because if I have a dream of receiving food ( usually rice) around towards the end of the month, I can tell people we will get our salaries that day. Of course, it is generally about getting money, not just salary.

When I eat in the dream, I have come to see it as a dream showing I will incure some expenses that day. Yes, it means I am using the 'blessing' by eating it. It is logical, isn't it. Though, I don't really eat in the dream, it's like I just see myself in a dream that suggests I ate or cut out of the food. It means spending.

If I see myself in the motion of eating, not just suggested scene, but I am putting eba, or any food in my mouth for real in the dream, I usually fall sick around that time. People interpret it as spiritual poisoning.

That is my experience concerning eating in the dream.

Summary:
receiving food in the dream suggests receiving income.
Showing that you took part of the food suggests significant spending.
Seeing your self actively eating suggests sickness.
If they serve people food and you don't get, it suggests failure to get income/money.
If you see that your plate is almost empty suggests being about to get broke. Quickly do something.
Somebody collect your plate of food in the dream, ahhhh. Interpret it yourself.
Etc.

I hope these help somebody

though I couldn't read through,but I know that. 3 things can cause it 1.is evil and spiritual.2. hunger,if u don't eat well and don't have at all.3.eating too much.

PrettyCrystal:
According to reports, a young man, Ube by name who allegedly belonged to the Viking's confraternity was hacked to death by members a the rival cult group right inside his car, along Cross and Stop bus-stop Udu Road, Delta State yesterday.

According to eyewitness account; there was a clash between the Aye and Vikings confraternity, unfortunately Ube's was killed.

His elder brother id said to be a member of the Aye cult group.

He was killed right inside his new Benz GLK.

Until his death he was said to be a father of one .

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/ube-cultist-killed-by-rival-gang-members-in-delta-state.html

in valala he awake.

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Hathor5:
Deep down you already know what you should do.

Amen!!

Nbotee:
Barca are seriously in trouble.. He even has a clause in his contract dat allows him walk away weneva he wants to leave.. He can easily walk to PSG or Man City... Or mayb Inter Milan since he recently bought a house there

hé will go to where the is blue in their jersey,may be Chelsea.

Favour2323:
Nairalanders, I'm about to do something my conscience doesn't agree with but it feels like the right decision to make. I have a boyfriend. We've been dating for the past 6 months. I love him. We were good friends before we started dating. I'm someone who doesn't trust easily and I like to assess a guy for a while before dating him. I assessed his intentions and I realised he didn't just want to have sex with me and leave. He loved me just as I loved him.

Three months ago I met this guy. At first I just saw him as a friend, but as I got to know him I started noticing the good qualities he possessed. He's very attractive, very intelligent and wellspoken. My conversations with him were so immersive. The little time I spent with him always left a profound impression on me. Soon I noticed I had started developing feelings for him. I was still in love with my boyfriend nevertheless.

One day the new guy asked me if I had a boyfriend. I told him I did. The next day he called me and said that he didn't want to interfere with my relationship. He said he had feelings for me and he couldn't remain friends with me when he knows I have a boyfriend. I told him that I had feelings for him as well and that we could still remain friends but he refused and suggested that we stopped talking. He hasn't called or texted me since that day.

This situation has left me in an emotional turmoil. This new guy represents everything I want in a guy and as much as I don't want to admit it, he possesses better qualities than my boyfriend. I can't imagine a life where I can't talk to him anymore. I really like him. His decision has left me in a dicey position. It's unfair to leave my boyfriend who has always been nice to me for someone else, but the new guy doesn't want to have anything to do with me again as long as I'm in a relationship.

Please I need advice. I don't want to make the wrong decision.

wat if u see another better than the new one? everythings that glitters are not gold.wake up.

Favour2323:
Nairalanders, I'm about to do something my conscience doesn't agree with but it feels like the right decision to make. I have a boyfriend. We've been dating for the past 6 months. I love him. We were good friends before we started dating. I'm someone who doesn't trust easily and I like to assess a guy for a while before dating him. I assessed his intentions and I realised he didn't just want to have sex with me and leave. He loved me just as I loved him.

Three months ago I met this guy. At first I just saw him as a friend, but as I got to know him I started noticing the good qualities he possessed. He's very attractive, very intelligent and wellspoken. My conversations with him were so immersive. The little time I spent with him always left a profound impression on me. Soon I noticed I had started developing feelings for him. I was still in love with my boyfriend nevertheless.

One day the new guy asked me if I had a boyfriend. I told him I did. The next day he called me and said that he didn't want to interfere with my relationship. He said he had feelings for me and he couldn't remain friends with me when he knows I have a boyfriend. I told him that I had feelings for him as well and that we could still remain friends but he refused and suggested that we stopped talking. He hasn't called or texted me since that day.

This situation has left me in an emotional turmoil. This new guy represents everything I want in a guy and as much as I don't want to admit it, he possesses better qualities than my boyfriend. I can't imagine a life where I can't talk to him anymore. I really like him. His decision has left me in a dicey position. It's unfair to leave my boyfriend who has always been nice to me for someone else, but the new guy doesn't want to have anything to do with me again as long as I'm in a relationship.

Please I need advice. I don't want to make the wrong decision.

humm

Macsjebs:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12031672_1036619771910172755505602067410609860874810n_webp618b335546f0d2ecb445901fdfd7c808

Source: https://www.odditycentral.com/videos/14-year-old-girl-has-six-giant-pythons-as-pets.html

seriously the snakes have not reached an agreement on who will swallow her,let wait and see if they will agree.

Carchoice:
I was at shoprite yesterday evening, I bought other stuffs and 10 packs of durex condom. At the point of payment, all the stuffs I shopped were on the counter and all eyes were on it. I could hear murmurs and giggles. Even a lady I perceived to be a baby mama sef join dey laugh.

As a careless Nigerian that I am, I went back to the condom shelve and added 5 more packs. E shock them.

Why the hypocrisy? For the background they are sharing HIV and donating pregnancy here and there.

I want come take my share o!

Odunayomi247:
If you were made the president of Nigeria for a month,what are those things you'll do.What changes will you make??

I will kill all the corupt politicians and take away they belongings .then dedicate the country to God,no more president only prime ministers.

robosky02:
Egbo Makes History As KF Tirana Clinch Albanian League Title, Qualify For Champions League

Former Nigeria international Ndubuisi Egbo’s KF Tirana have been crowned 2019/2020 Albanian League champions, Completesports.com reports.

Tirana were confirmed champions after second placed Kukesi lost 1-0 at struggling Vllaznia on Sunday.

The result means Tirana on 69 points are now seven points ahead of Kukesi (62 points) with two games left to play and cannot be caught.

It is Tirana’s 25th league title in their history and their first since last winning it in 2009.

Egbo has now led Tirana to next season’s UEFA Champions League qualification stage.

The 46-year-old could make it a double for Tirana who have already qualified for the Albanian Cup final.

The 2000 and 2002 AFCON goalkeeper becomes the first ever Nigerian coach to lead a European team to a league title.

https://www.completesports.com/egbo-makes-history-as-kf-tirana-clinch-albanian-league-title-qualify-for-champions-league/

na my name sake oo! lgbo amaka!

Northurmate:
Cc: Northeast Reporters

https://www.facebook.com/637228206760552/posts/914095065740530/?app=fbl

when u bring anything that can generate electricity that somebody has already manufacture,if u can make it move fast u self don manufacture o!

Kalashnikov102:

back panters

sonofspada:
Op ur foolishness is the most shocking thing iv encountered today.

E-rat

I hope hunger, COVID-19, fulani herdsmen or bad road lead u to accident and kill u. Because u have sold ur soul to lucifer

u dey verse o!

Enugupikin:
I was trying to make a journey from Abuja only to encounter these children begging me.. They don't look Nigerian anyway. The boy was damn cute but begging spoilt the whole thing.

Have you encountered them before?

they the Tuaregs or the Bleu people, from Niger République,some of them flee their home because of the civil war.they want a republic.

Young03:
[b]During the first lock down, she told me she will stop coming to my place until the corona virus ends. Because of that I stopped calling her on phone since mid March. 4 days ago she sent me a message on facebook that I should buy a phone for her, I told her OK.

Today she told me that she was coming to see me. I asked her to meet me in a hotel. When she came, after accusing me of not calling her on phone for the past 3 months, she said I should quickly get her a phone cos she's now using a small torchlight phone.

She now transferred 90% of her problems to me. She said she has been treating malaria.

She once told me she is treating pile.
This evening she told me, she has INFECTIONS, that a white pulse is discharging from her breasts. I weak cos that's the same breast that I sucked with joyback in February .

Only she pile and infection. I don't know where she got them from. I need to go for a test asap.
This is the second girl in the last one month that have come to tell me that they are treating STDs. [/b]

when you come back tell us the results, good luck

Egalitarian1:
Considering the dissolution of Oshiomole's NWC of APC by @MBuhari through NEC meeting of the APC today, appropriately capture the below picture of President Buhari and the ousted Chairman of APC, Comrade Adams Oshiomole.

na the promise Land be that,u see am?u no go enter am,if u frown face u go go kirikiri.oya smile.

a mad man dey beg one guy money,the guy no gree give am.one man way dey there come say "oboy give am something na,him the give lotto numbers o!"come see begging na! the guy come start to beg the mad man to take money,the mad man no gree take o!na the matter way we dey now.

Holuwatoobii:
Its simple, you just need to change a letter to make another word...........no swear or abusive word pls

Bass,