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Family › Re: Can You Share A Toothbrush With Your Lover? Let's Have Your Views. by dochenaj: 4:04pm On Jun 12, 2019
omotola1:
A friend told me he felt embarrassed when his wife refused to share her toothbrush with him. They travelled to somewhere and he forgot his own toothbrush at home, he needed to brush his teeth very early in the morning around 5am when shops were yet to open. His wife said no and insisted he should wait until shops opens. Did she do the right thing by refusing her husband?

Can you share a toothbrush with your lover?
The wife definitely has a problem. I suppose she didn't need to brush her teeth that early.

All she could have done was let the husband use the toothbrush since he was okay with doing that and then buy herself a new toothbrush when the stores are open.

Anyway, my wife has to be smarter than this.
Family › Re: Can You Share A Toothbrush With Your Lover? Let's Have Your Views. by dochenaj: 3:58pm On Jun 12, 2019
lilianofentse:
Ever heard of MONO? As in monocleousis
If they can kiss, they can as well share a toothbrush.

That is why infectious mononucleosis is referred to as kissing disease in a layman terms.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Took An Oath With Her First Boyfriend by dochenaj:
Jasen1,

Blood covenants are driven by demons. The moment they made that oath, they bound themselves by some demon spirits. It was more like they willfully sold themselves to slavery and servitude.

But interestingly, the scripture shows that the "lawful captives of the mighty shall be taken away and the prey of the terrible delivered", as such deliverance is possible even if it was a willful enslavement.

Now an interesting twist was mentioned by Jesus, that when a demon spirit is cast out from a man, he wonders in dry places and afterward returns to his old house to see if there is room and if so, he goes and brings along 10 demons worse than himself such that the latter state of the man is worse than his beginning. (Mathew 12:43-45)

Now let's for the sake of this discourse assume, she was truly delivered from those spirits, and baptized (into Christ) I suppose.

But by reason of her engaging in brazen fornication, she has once again made herself vulnerable and open for the demons to return and this time she is worse off than the first.

She is now at the mercies of the demons, and unfortunately demons are not the most merciful set of people.

Sex is a spiritual process, that involves the binding of two people in a superior plane of existence and as such not only bodily fluids are shared but spiritual connections are also shared, this is why fornication was gravely advised against by the Apostle Paul.

She is repossessed and the man that has had sex with her is possessed too.

But is there a remedy? Sure there is. Both of them have to
1. Repent from the sins committed.
2. And decide not to live a life of sin anymore.
3. Believe in the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross for their sins.
4. And confess him as their Lord and Saviour.

And after that, they should be rest assured that "there is therefore now no condemnation to them who are in Christ Jesus..."

I pray it is well with them.
Romance › Re: Hi, I'm Tomiwa A Publicist, A Blogger, Add Up For Hoe Stories, Funny Memes Etc. by dochenaj:
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Romance › Re: A Man Narrates His Encounter With A Mermaid by dochenaj: 3:35pm On Jun 10, 2019
shakaranews:
A Nigerian man, Leroi Emmy shares his mermaid experience on Facebook.

If someone had told me that one day, I was gonna stand face to face with a Mermaid(mami water), I would never believe.

Actually, I come from a riverine village in Cross River State, Nigeria. Sorry! For those who don't know me, my name is Emmanuel, but my friends call me Leroi and my Dad calls me Emmy.

I grew up in the mountainous town of Obudu, I had this strong love for nature, but above all, water. Ironically, I couldn't swim.

One December, we travelled to my riverine village for the Christmas. I was so excited because it was an opportunity to interact with nature, the thought of visiting the village river feels me with ecstasy.

It was the peak of the Harmattan season, the sun was always very high, and our parents had warned us never to go swimming at noon.

They said it was an evil hour, and that snakes creep out of their hiding places at noon, but we paid deaf ears to them. After all, old people disturb a lot.

One very hot afternoon, my cousin and I set out for the river. He was going to check on his trap and fishing net, if he had any catch. I accompanied him!

So, we got to the river and as expected, there was no one there. My cousin then went to the other end of the river bank to check on his net, while I was playing with the water at the other end.

Suddenly, I spotted a lady, seated on a stone by the river side. I was attracted to her long curly hair. I then went closer to have a better look.

As I moved some steps further, she turned angrily and was now looking at me with disgust.

Her eyes were blue! her complexion was as though she was mulatto! Her skin was silky and very smooth!

From her waist to her head was a beautiful looking lady, and from her waist down was a big fish.

Immediately, I knew I was up with a Mermaid. I could tell she was a mermaid because She looked like mermaid Melissa, the Philipino mermaid I watched on YouTube.

I went numb. My head felt heavy. I couldn't move nor speak. It was as though my spirit was leaving my body. And above all, I was afraid to die. Even if I must, not at that early age and definitely not a virgin.

She then said to me -

"who are you? You can't see me and still go back alive, I have to take you along"

I felt that was the end of me. She then added-

"No man sees me with their naked eye and goes free, I am a fallen angel and have been in this water for thousand of years. I won't kill you, but make sure you tell no one what you saw".

She then disappeared!
And now he is telling us.

Oh! He is no more a virgin and think he is ready to die. I see.

Now, what is all this talk about, " I'm a virgin, I don't want to die yet" like if sex is no more an emotion that spans for a few minutes or hours and is gone.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates As Portugal Win 2019 Nations League (Photos) by dochenaj: 12:42am On Jun 10, 2019
chichudan:
At the end Messi will still win this year's ballon d'or

#Truth
There is no way, Messi will be ahead of Sallah for the Ballon D'or
Crime › Re: Update On Woman Who Claimed Her Husband Wanted To Use Her For Rituals by dochenaj: 12:26am On Jun 10, 2019
hopexter:
Yes sir, so she can be reminded in a mental care home. It's safer for both of us. lipsrsealed
Remanded? Are you in Nigeria?

Mention just one mental care home you know of anywhere in all of Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Update On Woman Who Claimed Her Husband Wanted To Use Her For Rituals by dochenaj: 8:33pm On Jun 09, 2019
hopexter:
Separation is better than going through public humiliation.
Come on, so after 7 years with your wife and she develops a mental illness. You will just separate from her? Who will take care of her in that state in Nigeria with no medical asylums.
Politics › Re: Distasteful Photos Of Imo Deputy Governor’s Lodge Released by dochenaj: 8:31pm On Jun 09, 2019
livelymatilda22:
Lol.Like Governor, like Deputy..
.Government of Pictures. If it is not pictures old Nokia phone, it will be that of government lodge ,while others have hit the ground running. grin ..

Is this how he gonna run his government? Lol

Truth be told, Ihedioha is not serious.. He wasn't ready to become a Governor.
What do we expect from Buharist?

Stop wailing.
Politics › Re: When You Have Corruption Cases But You Are An APC Member In Pictures by dochenaj: 7:59pm On Jun 09, 2019
LibertyRep:
If APC fails to win the 2023 general elections, these same alleged corrupt people will still turn around to pledge their allegiance to the new Sheriff and thus the cycle continues.

This is why the country needs strong institutions instead of strong individuals.
That was President Yaradua's dream. It was a pity, the man went too soon.
Crime › Re: Update On Woman Who Claimed Her Husband Wanted To Use Her For Rituals by dochenaj: 7:53pm On Jun 09, 2019
hopexter:
Are you saying it's until 5 years time the previous one he did expires? Anyways, if that's the case, it's better they both separate instead of a mental imbalance house wife starts suspecting her husband of Rituals. undecided
Separate because the wife is mentally ill?

Which kind of fair weather husband will you be[or are]?
Crime › Re: Update On Woman Who Claimed Her Husband Wanted To Use Her For Rituals by dochenaj: 7:50pm On Jun 09, 2019
Ishilove:
The man should have gotten a police escort. It would have saved him all the embarrassment and bodily harm.
His wife probably a schizophrenic relapsed and became violent, he finally manages to restrain her with ropes and in the frenzy of the confusion decides to take her to the hospital as soon as possible but you are of the opinion that he also should have got a police escort because he knew his wife's drama will catch the attention of the passersby and he would end up almost lynched.
Politics › Re: AIT Ban: Nigerians React To The Video That Landed It In Trouble by dochenaj: 11:58pm On Jun 07, 2019
Iamgrey5:
What are the facts ? Mr level of "human understanding"?
The fact that you had to create a certain complex word to justify and rationalize what AIT is doing, says alot about what they are doing.
Don't you think?
I was reading your post and hoping you will tell us what AIT did but alas you have nothing to say.
TV/Movies › Re: Why We Suspended AIT, Ray Power - NBC by dochenaj:
I keep seeing those who comment on the terrible and fake broadcast by AIT, and I was thinking, "that is slander".
So this is what I'll say, "if AIT notably committed slander through their broadcasts, there should be a mountain of litigations against them, and that alone should drag them out of business."
Rather than the NBC shutting them down. By so doing they have showed their bias.
TV/Movies › Re: Why We Suspended AIT, Ray Power - NBC by dochenaj: 2:20am On Jun 07, 2019
Their stupid attempt attempt at providing an excuse for what they did, even makes it much more obvious why they did it.

The dogma of this administration is,
1. Crush the Judiciary.
2. Crush the Press.
3. Crush anyone who didn't vote for them. We remember Buhari calling FCT residents a necessary evil and that they had the temerity to vote the PDP because they knew he would not hurt them as that would imply hurting himself and his VP.
4. Crush the National Assembly, is loading.

This country is a full blown joke.
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With This Lady.? by dochenaj:
A picture to see if you remember her, when she has a picture displayed on her profile. Come on, that's a textbook move that would end up in an obscene request.

And you'd asked what you would gain for lying and she made a reference to pathological liars. Do they grow taller after telling a lie?

And you also tried to put her down in a subtle manner. That's not okay.
Romance › Re: Whom Should I Marry: The One Whom I Love Or The One Who Loves Me? by dochenaj: 4:01pm On Jun 05, 2019
kingkoboko:
Very well spoken. *thumbs up*

But wetin b d diff btwn compatibility & complementation abeg?
Compatibility is that you can tolerate the persons faults. Everybody has a fault. Some people are disorderly and some people cannot bear or tolerate such a lifestyle.

Complementation is my coinage for complementing each other, and by that they complete each other, the one providing the values and attribute lacking in the other.
Romance › Re: Whom Should I Marry: The One Whom I Love Or The One Who Loves Me? by dochenaj: 2:09am On Jun 05, 2019
humnsikan:
Pls guys, I'm at a cross road now. I need your contributions. Whom would you court or marry if you were in my shoe?
None of the above. Love is not enough parameter to decide who to make your lifetime partner.

The truth is that, you can actually love anybody. Except you're not really talking about love but attraction.

For me you can love absolutely anybody, it is all about realizing that the person is important to you. Just like you love your parents and siblings. They were first your parents and siblings before you came to love them. In the same vein, I am certain you can love anybody who eventually becomes your spouse.

Attraction, compatibility, complementation. These are the most vital factors in that order to consider before choosing a spouse.
Politics › Re: Stop Blackmailing Me, Okorocha Tells Ihedioha by dochenaj: 3:36pm On Jun 04, 2019
jaxxy:
I hope ihedioha is as intelligent as I/we all think he is. He shud leave these petty stuff and get to the main issues.
Rochas response was very constructive, he may end up making Rochas a super star or icon. Imagine that
Rochas is already your super star and icon, and that has nothing to do with Ihedioha.
Ohakim was so outrageous that even though he was PDP (according to some people, the SE and SS has blind loyalty to PDP) yet he lost. But the people of Imo are now of the opinion that Rochas is the worst governor the state has ever had. And there is nothing that Ihedioha can do in less than a week of his taking over that would make him worse than Rochas.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Produces Handover Note After Ihedioha Issued Ultimatum- Pictures by dochenaj: 12:13pm On Jun 04, 2019
ZUBY77:
Okorocha may not be perfect but he tried for Imo State.
I have been there over 5 times in the last 4 months. I can tell you he improved Imo
Of course he stepped on toes and didn't listen to Godfathers.
Ihedioha should stop being childish and start work.
He complains about everything from residence to Handover note.
You have been there 5 times in 4 months and you think you know better than those that have been there for the whole 8 years of Okorocha's governance? Smh
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Cosmas Maduka Preaching In Lagos Street by dochenaj: 9:02pm On Jun 03, 2019
jesusjnr:
Na wah op, what is the intention of this misquotation if not evil?
Upon seeing the title, i was about to say it's wrong for Daddy Freeze to do so, only to get here and find out that he actually said "it was no doubt a good thing...."
And his "I won't say it's noise pollution..." now means he said "it's noise pollution" by you?
Really cheap!
It is called sarcasm. If you couldn't see that, then you probably need to go back and read the post again.
Celebrities › Re: Emzy, Ned Nwoko's Son: 'Shan George Asked For My Father's Number' by dochenaj: 8:38pm On Jun 03, 2019
The moral of the story is, "be careful what you say to people, it can always be misinterpreted and used against you".
Shan George assumed the boy was on her side but she was stung beyond imagination.
Politics › Re: Governor Ihedioha: Okorocha Failed To Handover Financial Documents by dochenaj: 8:26pm On Jun 03, 2019
alizma:
So this is what will be going on for 1month, excuse upon excuse.
Buhari is still complaining and giving excuses even after 4 years. I guess only Buhari has the right to give excuses and cast aspersions on previous administrations.
APC supporters and their two faced hypocrisy.
Crime › Re: MFM Pastor Blames Devil After Impregnating 16-yr-old Orphan . by dochenaj: 2:49pm On Jun 03, 2019
I don't really understand, how these men could be remotely sexually attracted to these little girls. This is a girl who probably is about the age of your daughter that singular fact alone should make you see her as your daughter and should be a huge turnoff.
As a man thinketh so is he. It is unfortunate that the so called pastor harboured sexual thoughts towards the young girl and ruminated over it in his mind till those thoughts were energized and took a lively form and he could not control himself when the chain of events started.
One interesting thing about the sexual sin is that, you cannot spontaneously commit it, without foremost conceiving the thought for a period of time. While you could lie, be angry, even steal spontaneously, you can never have sex spontaneously, it must have been thought about.
Now by his randy actions, two young girls have lost a father, cos he definitely is going to jail.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ucl Final: Tottenham Vs Liverpool What's Your Prediction? by dochenaj: 2:25pm On Jun 03, 2019
anonymousthug:
Let it be known... I am a prophet of doom
That's not right. I'll tell you what you are. You are a failed prophet of doom.
Sports › Re: Liverpool Players Having Fun With Trophy On Their Flight Back From Madrid (pics) by dochenaj: 12:36am On Jun 03, 2019
Blazebond:
angry angry angry No charisma,no style,zero everything, rubbish team,you can't buy class,the final was crap and this team is too average,yes Liverpool won but they gat no style,no buzz, no effizy,no spark,God forbid a rubbish like this happening next seaso,the final match yesterday was one of the worst football game i watched all season,a barca and ajax or barca man city final would have been lit.
I can also bet, the game would have been lit for you if Liverpool lost by one goal.
Politics › Re: Lagos Governor, Sanwo-olu spotted leading prayers during thanksgiving service by dochenaj: 7:32pm On Jun 02, 2019
Is that a white garment church?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by dochenaj: 11:19pm On Jun 01, 2019
Mustiboy:
The real final was between Tottenham and Liverpool in the quarter final's second leg. Everyone agreed that match is the best in this season's Champions League. Meanwhile, I believe Ajax would have been a better opponent than Tottenham. The match really would have been more exciting if it were between Ajax and Liverpool.
All the same, congrats to Liverpool. I dedicate the trophy to Riíse, Kuyt, and Gerrard; they were the Stepping stone to what Liverpool is today.
Tottenham and Manchester City you mean?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by dochenaj: 10:11pm On Jun 01, 2019
Though we were not exceptional in play, but it was obvious the Final was really played between Liverpool and Barcelona.
This final was just formality. Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ucl Final: Tottenham Vs Liverpool What's Your Prediction? by dochenaj: 7:27pm On Jun 01, 2019
anonymousthug:
Let is be known today that I, Bright the Anonymous. predicted the score of tonight's game.
I see a 1:0 win and the goal came in the second half of the game.
Mo salah should relax, today is not his day. today will go down in the history of Champions league.
Tottenham should be aware of Mane, but he will fail at the end... for the Ones to bring the Cup home is Tottenham.
if this happens as predicted, then I will open a church thereafter.
Your last line gave your prediction off as a big fail.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ucl Final: Tottenham Vs Liverpool What's Your Prediction? by dochenaj: 7:25pm On Jun 01, 2019
lilianofentse:
be calm and wait the match starts by 9pm. Plus i might delay your trophy till I'm back. Lol
By 9pm you say? Are you in SA? Oh! I can get and preserve the trophy pending your return.

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