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Crime › Re: Ugandan Girl Commits Suicide After Father Caught Her Having Sex On His Bed by dochenaj: 6:40pm On Nov 11, 2018
I blame the entertainment industry over this.
Celebrities › Re: I’m Not Your Aunt – Uriel Cries Out by dochenaj: 10:47pm On Nov 10, 2018
kimbraa:
I could relate my dear! People should stop calling her Aunt 'cause it would make her feel she's old.

That is how a girl I'm just 2years older where I work calls me Aunty. I unconscious answer, and on a second thought ask myself of what she sees me as while looking at herself. cheesy Nigerians sha!
Aunty, even you too?
Romance › Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by dochenaj: 7:20pm On Nov 10, 2018
If this story is true, I'm sorry she does have a foothold to harm you if she is diabolical enough.

When you decided to have sex with her you didn't ask our opinion, if you did I would have advised you to avert this calamity.

Now all you can hope is that she is not too hurt to go diabolical on you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chris Omatsola Bounces Back After Leaked Sex Video by dochenaj: 11:08pm On Nov 09, 2018
If that sin was a secret sin only known between him, the lady and God, then he could well confess to God and do the necessary restitution to his superiors and take some time to evaluate his choices before getting back into ministry but it is not so, it is a public sin and as such he has not just only made a shipwreck of his ministry but made room for the heathen to blaspheme against God. He has thus made himself unfit for ministry, because ministry has to do with reputation before believers and unbelievers as well.

I am not God, and cannot establish how genuinely he has repented and if he had been forgiven but I'm certain that he has weakened the power of the gospel that should come from him and is better off retired from ministry.
Romance › Re: 'I Can't Marry A Man That's Not A Virgin, They Possess Evil Spirit' - Lady Says by dochenaj: 10:29pm On Nov 09, 2018
Nobodys:
undecided What the hell is spiritual STDs.... peeps with this mindset irritate me....
It is just a figure of speech. The truth is that sex is a mystical exercise that transcends the physical. And whoever you have sex with, does leave a cosmic imprint on you. If you have any little belief in the supernatural you won't argue with this, but if your sole belief is that what we see is all there is to this world then argue away.
Romance › Re: 'I Can't Marry A Man That's Not A Virgin, They Possess Evil Spirit' - Lady Says by dochenaj: 10:25pm On Nov 09, 2018
MariaLavina:
You are forgetting one thing bro, you can't judge the accuracy, sweetness, or how satisfying an experience is if you don't have a standard. I.e to something to compare it with. You can't know if a lady is good in bed if you don't have another lady to compare to. In a case both couples are new to the act, they will be satisfied with each other. This is one of the reasons partners cheat, comparing and then thirsting for more .

A sucking baby isn't taught how to suck from his mother's breast, sex like this practice is a natural act taught by human instinct, the getting experience thing is just an excuse for the weak. If couples feel they need to top up their game, they can read books, see videos visit therapist etc. they should build themselves up together.

A virgin Man is just as honourable as his counterpart, he should be celebrated.
Nicely written.
Crime › Re: Thinking Of Reporting To The EFCC - Any Help? by dochenaj: 9:00pm On Nov 09, 2018
I just came to read comments because from the comments you can identify yahoo boys on nairaland.
I am tired if counting, and have deduced that a significant portion of Nigerian youths are either yahoo boys, have yahoo boys as close friends and relatives or are interested in who will introduce them in the yahoo business.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Lai Mohammed N3.5m Monthly Feeding Of El-Zakzaky by dochenaj: 12:34am On Nov 09, 2018
sage101:
How I WISH Buhari can just be ABACHAED
I'll prepare the apple, will you deliver it?
Travel › Re: Leaving Nigeria For The First Time. I'm Scared by dochenaj: 9:31pm On Nov 07, 2018
barbiee:
if you look closely you will notice that someone else wrote that 90 days stamp stuff as an answer to his previous question and he answered that way because he doesn't know any better. Daz why it appears bold and Daz why he is making enquires
I see where the 90 days came in. The fellow who answered his enquiry had done that within his own quotes. Thanks for clarifying that.
Travel › Re: Leaving Nigeria For The First Time. I'm Scared by dochenaj: 8:40pm On Nov 07, 2018
ConciousRapper:
stepo707 God bless.. What happens if I don't return after the 90 days been stamped?
BenNash:
This is what pisses me off about nairaland.
What led you to the conclusion that the OP is making stories up??
Now BenNash look at the bolded segment of his response I quoted and tell me what you make out of that.
ConsciousRapper this is the exact reason I thought your story was fabricated, cos by that statement you gave an impression of having a 90 days visa stamped on your passport already. And that sounded like a tales by moonlight story.
Travel › Re: Leaving Nigeria For The First Time. I'm Scared by dochenaj: 4:08pm On Nov 07, 2018
ConciousRapper:
sorry bro.. What exactly do you mean by fabrication?
So you went to Ghanian embassy and got a visa to go to Ghana?
Travel › Re: Leaving Nigeria For The First Time. I'm Scared by dochenaj: 3:05pm On Nov 07, 2018
ConciousRapper:
stepo707 God bless.. What happens if I don't return after the 90 days been stamped?
You just made this story a complete fabrication.
Now for the life of me, why would you fabricate a story about going to Ghana, why not at least pick a European country.
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Campaign Posters With Buhari’s Photo Attached by dochenaj: 12:58pm On Nov 07, 2018
billyG:
Can he put shehu pic without his approval?
You forget you're in Nigeria where people can do anything, there are no strong laws on such things here.

You should have noted some tweets where PRP disclaimed the House of Rep contestant.
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Campaign Posters With Buhari’s Photo Attached by dochenaj: 12:51pm On Nov 07, 2018
Esseite:
Is it not obvious the house of rep aspirant made that poster.. why would shehu make a poster including a lower house of rep aspirant?...
Finally I'd seen a smart man who had read the thread.
Family › Re: I Married A Man But I Think I Might Be A Lesbian by dochenaj: 11:41am On Nov 05, 2018
christyanah:
I've been married for three years now but I think I might've made a big mistake. I used to be sexually attracted to women before I gave my life to Christ and it's been amazing so far. I'm blessed with a couple of kids which I love and adore but I'm afraid, I haven't been fulfilled.

Ofcourse, I love my husband and he's been nothing but amazing but I don't think i'm sexually compatible.
I've never been aroused by a man.
Never enjoyed kissing a man
I've never been sexually attracted to men, no matter how gentle they are. I've tried. Prayed. Fasted.
I seem to achieve all these easily with women.

I think I need help
Even my husband notices how sexually lazy I've been towards him. I'm so worried.
ednut1:
In 2017 ur kids were 6 and 3. Now u say uve been married for 3 years
Interesting. So this guy thinks he can create an account as a female and tell us tales by moonlight stories. To what end I wonder, many are mad but few are roaming.
Politics › Re: Cyril Oshiomhole, Adams Oshiomhole’s Son, Contesting For House Of Representative by dochenaj: 5:45pm On Nov 04, 2018
Samantha23:
he looks cute like his father. no sarcasm intended
We read your pun.
Politics › Re: Charly Boy Mocks Rochas Okorocha: 'No Go Hang Yourself' by dochenaj: 10:29pm On Nov 03, 2018
StPete:
Tinubu did not impose Sanwo-olu. He gave the people freewill to do so and they openly came out to vote against Ambode. The primary was free and fair. Besides, people are already tired of Ambode, I mean, have you seen Lagos streets?
Tinubu controls the party's machinery at the state. If you have forayed even a bit into politics you'll agree with me that the delegates vote majorly in the lines of the dictates of the boss.
Politics › Re: Charly Boy Mocks Rochas Okorocha: 'No Go Hang Yourself' by dochenaj: 10:26pm On Nov 03, 2018
magicminister:
Naaah.... In Lagos, tinubu chose sanwo olu but the pimaries decided who was going to run for the party.
Besides, sanwo olu has a long public service record without blemish.

Rochas rigged his son in law to win the primary. That is where all the problem started. It's okay to have a preference and sponsor your choice but you cannot rig the primaries. The delegates have to vote and their votes must matter!!
Lol. For me I see Nwosu's victory as more believable than Hope Uzodimma. The party delegates are controlled by the state governor. More so Rochas was there at the inception of APC and sponsored many delegates registration, he owns the state party machineries. But Abuja decided to plan a coup against him. Anyway it serves him right, he has to pay for his serial "iberiberism".
Politics › Re: Charly Boy Mocks Rochas Okorocha: 'No Go Hang Yourself' by dochenaj: 10:18pm On Nov 03, 2018
StPete:
Truth is, I may not like APC as a party but I like what Oshiomhole is doing with regards to installing Predecessors. If only this had happened during Tinubu’s time, there would have been no Lagos overlord. Every Governor wants to install a subject after their tenure is over so that they can still have control over State affairs and treasury.


#Say no to Godfatherism
It has nothing to do with trying to stamp out Godfatherism else Tinubu would not have imposed his candidate even when Ambode could still come back for a second tenure.
APC realize how Rochas failed and know that the people will vehemently vote against his candidate hence APC not ready to lose even before going to the polls are trying to oust Uche Nwosu. So it is just party interest and nothing to do with Godfatherism.
Politics › Re: Atiku Attacks Tinubu Over Support For Buhari by dochenaj: 10:13pm On Nov 03, 2018
emperorsk:
if Atiku will deliver a great work 4 Nigerians he could have done that during his tenure as VP but he did nothing other than squandering the nation's resources... As 4 Buhari he is not the solution of our problems he was given the chance to showcase his ability he misused it. We deserve someone better than dis two so that we can prosper as a nation... my opinion
Unfortunately it is in reality just a two party state, the ruling party and the opposition party. I had wished we had just 4 political parties, we would have had more choice but unfortunately we are left between the devil and the deep blue sea. And I choose swimming over meeting the devil having firsthand experienced the untold hardship he can cause.
Politics › Re: Atiku Attacks Tinubu Over Support For Buhari by dochenaj: 10:08pm On Nov 03, 2018
Wouldn't it be delusional for anyone to think that Tinubu will support any other person other than Buhari, why would he want to lengthen his reach at being President.
Crime › Re: Lady Claims Her Friend’s Panties Were Sold For Rituals, Breaks Down In Tears by dochenaj: 2:19pm On Nov 03, 2018
There is more danger in sleeping with someone than them stealing your pants.

If you like come and grab a box of used and unused panties, as long as you have not slept with the girl and she has not slept with anyone with a spiritual link to you, the rituals cannot work.
Crime › Re: Lady Claims Her Friend’s Panties Were Sold For Rituals, Breaks Down In Tears by dochenaj: 2:13pm On Nov 03, 2018
soberdrunk:
Who them beat, who dey cry? angry Please if anyone is interested in buying old boxers, feel free to contact me, i will be selling very cheap(150k per boxers). You can use my boxers for Yahoo, Google, Hotmail, Rocketmail, whatsapp or even bbm............angry


Ps-Which type of powder aunty rub? angry
Lol. Guy you're funny.
Politics › Re: 2019: ‘i’m In The Race To Win, Not Splitting Any Votes’ – Oby Ezekwesili Insists by dochenaj: 1:46pm On Nov 03, 2018
israelmao:
Oby,I like your courage and also understand you have workable plans but may I tell you this hardest truth,you can try another time because you cannot win in 2019!
Be realistic, she can't win ever. Not unless the political system is restructured.
Politics › Re: 2019: ‘i’m In The Race To Win, Not Splitting Any Votes’ – Oby Ezekwesili Insists by dochenaj: 1:45pm On Nov 03, 2018
DonFreshmoney:
Your plans won't work. We know you working for APC to split south east votes..

Enemy of progress.
Does South East know who she is? She is just going to get her family and kindred votes and that's all.
Politics › Re: The Moment Oshiomhole Trashed Rochas Okorocha by dochenaj: 1:12pm On Nov 03, 2018
I know why APC is sticking to Hope Uzodimma and it has nothing to do with their stance against imposition of candidates because Tinubu did it in Lagos and they didn't complain poo.

Hope Uzodimma's primaries is in line with the APC national rigging plot. In that result they had touted that APC had over 500,000 card carrying members in Imo State who voted in the said primaries, and that is the worst bullshit I've ever heard. Uche Nwosu's result had a rather modest and believable number of about 2,000.

That exactly was the moment I knew that APC will try as much as they can to stick to Hope Uzodimma.

If Rochas is smart, he should make a deal with Ihedioha and Atiku to deliver the state to PDP and give up his senate ticket and campaign for PDP, though he may not be in a position for his most coveted desire to run for president after Atiku but at least he would have won the heart of Imo people to some degree. "A good name is better than many riches"
Politics › Re: The Moment Oshiomhole Trashed Rochas Okorocha by dochenaj: 1:04pm On Nov 03, 2018
Duru1:
I guess this is a wrong choice for PDP.
And what would your guess be based on?
Crime › Re: 28-Year-Old Mom Of Two Commits Suicide To Spite Her Mother by dochenaj: 2:22pm On Nov 02, 2018
From the story that is very poorly written, she was with the sniper when she visited her mother, and they tried to persuade her from taking it. What kind of nonsense is that, she should rather have been restrained and got a psychiatric consult.

Even when she eventually took it, what stopped them from going to the hospital as soon as possible.
Health › Re: Doctor Slumps On Duty In Kogi Hospital (photo) by dochenaj: 10:59pm On Nov 01, 2018
Kelamma:
I hope this is not another corner corner way of asking for salary increment because I don't trust these doctors.

Soon you will hear that medical doctors are now slumping on duty therefore they should be paid more to avoid slumping. undecided
Half baked knowledge is more deadlier than no knowledge.
If you had read to the end you would have seen where they mentioned being paid May salary in September, implying that there is even 4 months salary arrears yet to be paid.
Career › Re: Lady Cleans Makeup Off The Faces Of Ladies Who Offered Her N1.5k After Service by dochenaj: 7:27pm On Oct 29, 2018
Xcelinteriors:
Now that is not a real business woman. She just wasted her makeup and wipe. She should have collect the 3,000 from the two "wannabe slay queens" and warn them not to ever step into her shop again. Some client are like that but you just leave them for God to judge. Every 1naira count in business
She must have been so infuriated that she thought to herself, instead of letting these two walk away with my sweat thinking they have succeeded in conning me, let me rather throw it to the gutters.
It is all about our personality matrix. Someone like her definitely will have anger issues.
Crime › Re: Malusi Gigaba Masturbating Sex Video Leaked By Buhle Mkhize by dochenaj: 7:03pm On Oct 29, 2018
sholatech:
See Gbege..But he made a nice public response.
What's a nice public response in claiming his account was hacked and all that shit. Does he want us us to think that he had intended to send the video to his wife and it was intercepted by hackers and rather sent to the ex lover?

Instead of throwing a flimsy excuse to insult the intelligence of the public, he should have rather just apologized and honorably resigned his position.
Crime › Re: Lady Beaten And Robbed By Taxify Driver In Lagos by dochenaj: 12:17pm On Oct 27, 2018
In a country where crime is on the rise and the police ineffective in catching criminals the onus lies on the peer to peer transport agencies to do enough background checks and verification before hiring any driver. At least if they did, they can catch the so called driver and get his side of the story.

That is if truly it is Taxify. Lies are being spurned at a rate that makes the devil ask in shock "who fathered these ones?"

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