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Crime › Re: Lady Beaten And Robbed By Taxify Driver In Lagos by dochenaj: 12:11pm On Oct 27, 2018
kenbee:
Let's be real here for once,
Did she ask you to broadcast her ordeal for prompt identification?
Is she unconscious That she needs identification?

Yes, you did the right thing by taking her to hospital but this Social media thing is eating deep into our self reasoning.
Assuming her phone had been stolen, I suppose there are at least one or two numbers she has off hand that she could get the "good Samaritan" to dial or at least use his phone to connect on social media and send a message to her friends.
But even our "good Samaritan" want trend. Who still does good deeds with no intention of a commendation or payback in our times?
Career › Re: How Do I Handle My Female Colleague? by dochenaj: 10:39am On Oct 26, 2018
chiommy123:
Just 29. Some are 35 and living their life.
Those 35 year olds might look happy but when you get close you will see they are depressed most of the times especially when they are alone.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mulatu Teshome Resigns As Ethiopian President by dochenaj: 7:39am On Oct 26, 2018
pawesome:
Whole Africa someone resigned... A president grin


Oh my dear Nigeria... That is a future impossible impossicant tense
Not even a Governor with an obvious case of bribery that is even glaring to the blind is willing to resign and you're talking of president. Stay there and be waiting. Lol
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy For Medical Doctor In Abuja. by dochenaj: 7:26am On Oct 26, 2018
sexybaby22:
I replied up.

So if you travel out and you see an acronym PH elsewhere, you'll still claim it means Port Harcourt?
Well and I admitted your response with the "Oh!". And I'm in Nigeria, and PH would always mean Port Harcourt unless stated otherwise like in your case.

Mind you I'm not trying to denigrate you, I was only bewildered by the sentence and now I understand what you were saying. That's all.
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Warns Ike Ekweremadu Not To Decamp To APC by dochenaj: 7:17am On Oct 26, 2018
Ekweremadu cannot decamp now, he can only do that after returning back to the Senate under the PDP platform except he doesn't want to go back to the Senate. In the light of Obi being picked for VP, it thus means he can neither be SP or DSP in the 9th National Assembly if PDP were to win and if the SE gets zoned the presidency after Atiku's term, Obi will be better placed to grab the ticket.

But if APC wins, he might not have a Saraki to help him be DSP hence he might need to cross carpet in order to retain a prominent position in the Senate and in APC he stands a chance come 2023 to run for president if APC zones to the SE though that would be almost impossible as long Tinubu remains party leader.

But the truth is that it won't hurt him to be an ordinary senator. He is a huge proponent of restructuring and I'll like him to put some energy into that and then maybe come become Governor in 2023. With restructuring the Governors will almost be as powerful as the President.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy For Medical Doctor In Abuja. by dochenaj: 11:46am On Oct 25, 2018
GreenCap:
she means a Private Hospital

not Port Harcourt city
Oh! Never heard PH before, PP (Private Practice) yeah, but PH nope. So for me, PH will always be Portharcourt.
Romance › Re: Kolade Babajide: Man Addicted To Sleeping With Married Women Cries Out (photo) by dochenaj: 11:42am On Oct 25, 2018
Gloriawinning:
Why so serious ? You speak like you are strict lol In western world nothing is ever that serious, we laugh it out and if you really hate it then you make sure you sign out next time.
I guess your parents are also western or they ain't your friends on Facebook. Nonetheless, I wasn't implying you should "murder" her.
Romance › Re: Kolade Babajide: Man Addicted To Sleeping With Married Women Cries Out (photo) by dochenaj: 8:19am On Oct 25, 2018
Gloriawinning:
Are you sure his mates did not update his fb while he was busy elsewhere ? My old flat mate back then in uni did it all the time. She'd go on FB and if the window doesn't sign me off Na wahala.. I can't forget when she wrote that "I am bored and wet I need a huge cuck in me now" when in reality I was actually preparing for choir practice
And you didn't kill her, when you saw it?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy For Medical Doctor In Abuja. by dochenaj: 9:15pm On Oct 24, 2018
Needed in PH for a job in Abuja. That sounds somehow.
Culture › Re: Elizabeth Odunlami: 'Ooni Enitan Ogunwusi Promised Me Marriage, Disappointed Me' by dochenaj: 6:16pm On Oct 24, 2018
Perspectives:
Somebody scammed her with ooni's identity online. Is that so hard to understand
That's a plausible explanation. But she didn't state that she parted with money. She rather parted with her personal information, so she was rather a conduit for the deal that happened.
Crime › Re: Mohammed Yau Baire In Sex Scandal, Arrested For Demanding Sex From Married Woman by dochenaj: 5:54pm On Oct 24, 2018
When has making a sexual advance on a married woman become a criminal offence?

It's not like any of that is can be proved in the court of law.
Romance › Re: Yes I'm Ugly, I'm Rocking My Ugliness - Nigerian Lady (photos, Video) by dochenaj: 8:59am On Oct 24, 2018
ifex370:
Why attempt to fix your ugliness with make up?



If you really believe you're ugly, you should remain that way
If she is proud of her ugliness, she shouldn't really stop coating her face with all that makeup.

She is ugly and know it, but is pulling all these stunts because she thinks we will no longer see it. Are we blind?
Politics › Re: IPOB: Britain Briefs Nigeria On Nnamdi Kanu’s Travelling Documents by dochenaj: 8:51am On Oct 24, 2018
Yankee101:
Buhari go Khashoggi am except if working together.

If na military brutality Buhari is good.

Chad, Maitatsine, El-zazaky, Boko Haram (initially), Python dance. You can't scare Buhari with chaos, na retired General. Try economics. That will scare him.
The bolded part caught my eyes. It is smart play that we need not all these noise making talk talk of "hell".
Politics › Re: IPOB: Britain Briefs Nigeria On Nnamdi Kanu’s Travelling Documents by dochenaj: 8:45am On Oct 24, 2018
superlightning:
Nigeria's greatest undoing is to underestimate kanu's acumen
What acumen? That guy is clueless, and we all know it.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is Alive, Spotted In Jerusalem Praying, Poses With IPOB Members by dochenaj: 1:47pm On Oct 19, 2018
How verifiable are these pictures. We have heard audios that were claimed to be doctored, how much more a photo with no timestamp.

Nnamdi Kanu is not wont to escape from Nigeria and keep mute all these while. I strongly believe either he is locked away somewhere or he's been murdered.
Phones › Re: Major Facebook Shareholders Seek To Dethrone Mark Zuckerberg As Board Chairman by dochenaj: 1:28pm On Oct 19, 2018
Asour:
Right. but there are only certain kinds of companies that can afford to do this — usually High performing/Strong Moat/tech companies — Even Facebook, If the company starts to suffer financial challenges and starts to have increased need for capital due to this, he would have no choice but to cede some control.
Generally, the capital game is a "Who needs who most" game.
You realize he only owns about 28% of the total shares right now. He can sell his Class A shares but never his Class B shares except he wants a hostile takeover.

No one would want to invest in an uncertain and underperforming company anyway.
Phones › Re: Major Facebook Shareholders Seek To Dethrone Mark Zuckerberg As Board Chairman by dochenaj: 10:38am On Oct 19, 2018
phazotron:
pls can you further explain this?
There are different classes of shares, and each class has a distinct voting capacity. For instance the Facebook shares are categorized into Class A and Class B shares, the Class B shares though constituting only about 18% of the total share, each of those shares has 10 votes per share while the Class A shares has 1 vote per share. Majority of the Class B shares is owned by Mark thus giving him a voting right of over 50%, so when it comes to corporate policies, he remains the sole determiner of what will happen.

Like I said earlier, he can only be convinced to give in but there can never be any hostile take over of Facebook from him.
Crime › Re: Emeka Ugwuonye Remanded In Prison In Abuja. Photos by dochenaj: 10:03am On Oct 19, 2018
I don't get all these adjournment of cases in Nigerian judicial system. Why would you be adjourning to hear on bail. Everybody knows that the first thing is request for bail and that should at least be concluded on the first day of the case.

All these Judges are the problem with the judicial system.
Phones › Re: Major Facebook Shareholders Seek To Dethrone Mark Zuckerberg As Board Chairman by dochenaj: 9:43am On Oct 19, 2018
Unfortunately for them, this will amount to nothing since Mark Zuckerberg still owns majority voting rights. I think at IPO he owned 51%, what a smart guy.

Isolating voting rights from the percentage shares owned is the way to go, if you want to go public but never want to lose control of your company.

They can only impress on him to step down, but to vote him out they cannot. And he would only step down, if he thinks he has lost his groove.
Christianity Etc › Re: Sex Tape Of Apostle Chris Omatsola & Princess Tamaratokoni Okpewho Leaked Online by dochenaj: 2:34am On Oct 18, 2018
CuteMadridista:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against Apostle Chris Omatsola as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed Apostle Chris Omatsola to make a sex video with Princess Tamaratokoni Okpewho and Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
Nevertheless the foundation of God standeth sure, having this seal, The Lord knoweth them that are his. And, Let every one that nameth the name of Christ depart from iniquity."

Never you try to associate God with a detestable act like sexual immorality.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lady Shares Screenshot Of Chat With A Man Who Offered Her A Job With 'Condition' by dochenaj: 9:11am On Oct 15, 2018
All the plenty things she typed was completely uncalled for. All she needed to do was to stop replying the fool.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Beauty Therapist Jailed In UK For Sexually Assaulting A Client. Photo by dochenaj:
backnbeta:
Let me type the first thing that came to my mind...You sef, why you call? grin
Here was a gentleman who has battled with the thoughts of fingering one of his clients and that particular day, his thoughts overwhelmed him and produced a regrettable action to which he had no control over, and in remorse he calls to apologize to the victim, that was why he called. And I think it is good he do the time, that way he learns a solid life lesson.
Politics › Re: 2019: Obasanjo Forgives Atiku, Endorses Him For President by dochenaj: 4:48pm On Oct 11, 2018
famology:
You got it spot on.They already have a projection ahead of the 2019 election. I won't be surprised if buhari gets 20million + votes.They've laid the foundation already with that 14.8million.
"Get" might not be the best word to use, it should be "is given".
It bothers me that PDP is not seeing what I am seeing, and start punching holes in those numbers. Because those numbers is the exact reason the direct primaries was elected to be used. For instance the Kano primaries, were was the venue? How could that large number of votes be concluded even before 4pm?
I pity Nigeria, cos it might remain under this unsavoury rule till 2023.
Politics › Re: 2019: Obasanjo Forgives Atiku, Endorses Him For President by dochenaj: 4:15pm On Oct 11, 2018
tuoyoojo:
this is great news

however this is my question
since apc has done primaries and counted 14 million card carrying members, when would pdp do theirs can count 22 million card carrying members

no stone should be left unturned
APC's rigging machinery is already at play, if PDP like, let them be shouting "go get your PVC" and not make their own play. Elections are not won in Nigeria by votes but by rigging. It has always been like that and will always be.
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Would You Do If This Guy Were Your Boyfriend Or Husband? (photos) by dochenaj: 9:28pm On Oct 10, 2018
Ekez:
The way nyash take full everywhere,.
If na dis tym jesus come him no-go make heaven.

Which kind nyash be dis .?
I suppose in your mind, what you said sounds funny. You are lucky there is no downvote button, you would have known.
Crime › Re: US Based Nigerian Lady Scammed Of N450k By Fraudsters, See How They Did It. Pics by dochenaj: 9:09pm On Oct 10, 2018
Genniez:
Thanks for the info..many of us would be saying "I can't be scammed" hmm I hear u all oo it takes God's Grace not to b a victim...cos we can't b wise at all times...
While we cannot overlook the role of God's grace in our everyday lives, I refuse to believe that we need God's grace (God's special favour) in order to escape being scammed. Scammers prey on the greedy, desperate, unhonest and naive. If you fall into any of those categories you become a candidate for scamming.
I'll tell you a personal story, some years back I had gone to an FMC to buy some drugs for my my sick father. The way they operate is, you go to the costing unit and get the drugs costed, then proceed to the account unit and make payment, and go to dispensing unit to pick up the drugs. After the drugs were costed, there was this particular drug that was over #2,000. Considering, I didn't have all that money on me, I stood contemplating on my next move then a young man walks up to me, and you could see he was a staff in the pharmacy department. He looks at my prescription and sighs, and comments on how that particular drug was costly, then he asks if I had the money, I said I didn't. He strangely offers to help and requests I just give him the much I had, so he can get the drugs for me. The first thing that comes to my mind was that, he will steal drugs from the dispensary and give me. And I was not going to be party to such a shady deal, I tell him I'll return and leave.
So I decide to buy the other drugs on the prescription at a pharmacy store before returning home, only for the lady to cost the whole thing and when she handed me the paper I saw she had costed this our over #2k drug for #150, I asks her if she is sure of what she was doing, but out of doubt I move to another pharmacy and the price is consistent with the #150, only then does it dawn on me that the young man at the FMC pharmacy had tried to scam me, he inflated the price of the drug and came out to persuade me into going ahead with a shady deal, and if I was not an honest person I would have handed him the #1500 and walk away happy that I had saved me some money as a sharp guy, not knowing I had been duped.
Crime › Re: US Based Nigerian Lady Scammed Of N450k By Fraudsters, See How They Did It. Pics by dochenaj: 8:42pm On Oct 10, 2018
Hoodbilonia:
its alwayz this same format for ipobs
while afonjas own wud be a fake woli wud send u a fake random nos as card pin and say sell it and use it to enter taxi to bla bla bla. if u pick d calls he wud pray for u from thr he wud throw u format then frm thr they empty your acct
fake ass scammers everywhr
Did you realize that the name given is not the name of the scammer?
Crime › Re: US Based Nigerian Lady Scammed Of N450k By Fraudsters, See How They Did It. Pics by dochenaj: 8:40pm On Oct 10, 2018
SixDividedByTwo:
this can happen to anyone, especially if you've a kind heart
It has nothing to do with a kind heart but rather a vulnerable head. No matter how well orchestrated a scam scheme might be, it will always have loopholes.
But most times we are too desperate and pseudo-optimist to see the red flags staring us in the face. Especially in this particular case, the fact that the guy had introduced you to his "mother" without even meeting you reeks of doom. Who really does that?
Romance › Re: Elizabeth Gyabi Sends Nude Video To Francis Dzogbetsi, Nora Frimpong Leaks It by dochenaj:
Nwaohafia1:
Movie directors are devil incarnates. For you to be casted, you have to pay in kind. And the issue is, after sleeping with one, he will tell his friend to try his luck. At most they cast you in 2 movies and that's the end of your career.
Did it happen to you? Your tone sounds too personal to be hearsay.
Family › Re: Things That You Have Done That Ordinarily You Wouldn't Do It by dochenaj: 2:48pm On Oct 08, 2018
frozen70:
At times there are certain things we do, ordinarily you won't do it and the worst is that you would have been done before you realise what you just did


Mine is, there was a day I wanted to take my bath, I went to kitchen, get a kettle full of water, on the cooker and placed it on the burner and went straight to the bathroom to take my bath

As I was coming out of the bathroom, I heard the kettle whistling, signaling me that the water, which I was supposed to use for bathing is boiling.

I just laughed at my self
That's hilarious. Your mind must have still been in hibernation considering it might be early morning.

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