₦airaland Forum

Dottore:
Mr. Nigerian Filer can you playfully pretend and go to your school or NYSC and tell them that your dog ate your certificate.
Come back and open a thread on Nairaland and share your experience.

I was talking about filing, not what happens if your dog eats your certificate. And transcript request that date decades post graduation is a proof of that.

Dottore:
No big deal because she's in a developed country her records are in the database. If she's in Nigeria her village witches will be partying by now.

You think there is no filing in Nigeria?
People who graduated from the university 20 years ago, still make requests for their transcripts and it is sent.

bisi16:
JTU Aguiyi-Ironsi: If only he tried and killed the coup plotters of January 66, we would have achieved plenty as a country by now. If U know, u know.


I’ve singing this to everyone who wants to hear. Aguiyi Ironsi and Ojukwu put the Igbos in this mess.

Aguiyi obviously was not a violent man, and that was the more reason that he refused to believe there was mutiny in the army and had blind trust in his Chief of Staff. The same apathy towards violence was what made him to keep the coup plotters in prison.

Ojukwu might get some blame for how he managed the war, and how he treated his lieutenants. I don't believe the secession was a bad call considering the massive killings of Igbos both civilian and military going on in the North without any decisive action from Gowon.

He was however not doing badly in the war initially until his lieutenants became disgusted with how he managed the victories won and decided to withdraw from conquered territories. And unfortunately that action cost the likes of Ifeajuna, Banjo, etc their lives as they were eventually executed for treason. And with that a growing dissension from the lieutenants and viola Biafra fell.

Azikiwe had ambitions of being the president of the largest black nation in the world. And it was said ambition that made him and Awolowo to not support the secession. In hindsight, I laugh at both men in Spanish.

delishpot:
Stupid cow. You dont want sweat to mix with your destiny but you slept with him and shared directly in the demons that mixed with his destiny. Sweat and demons which one easy to wash off pass?

God bless your brain my brother.

MetaPhysical:
When sperm is deposited in a woman's uterus it's design is to fertilize her egg and develop into a foetus that grows in her over a period and is delivered as baby. Undeveloped eggs are eliminated during menstruation, when she ovulates new eggs are produced. There are partially developed eggs that attach to the womb and are not never eliminated out of her body during menses. They never grow and become foetus either. Since the body will not eliminate it through menses and will not grow into baby to be delivered, there needs to be a way to access her body and remove these wastes. They are not hazardous to her health before she reach menopause. After menopause she needs to get them out surgically before they become a health hazard. Someone said up here that the fibroids look like babies. Correct, they are eggs partially germinated long time ago and remained in her, never graduating into full foetus.

I can't stop laughing after reading your post bro. I need to send this to a friend. Lol

MetroBaba1:
Sense You No Get

Lol. Defaulting to abuses already? A leopard they say can't change it's spots.

MetroBaba1:
Understand The Simple Logic. Don't Quote Me If You Lack Basic Understanding.

If your logic fails to realize the fact I stated, then the logic is fallacious.
And talking about basic understanding, I presume you lack that, hence you quoted me.

MetroBaba1:
Op, I Can't Handle A Cheating Girlfriend, Talk More Of a Cheating Wife

A girlfriend is disposable but a wife is not. So your analogy is not sound.

swagifted:
and they will stil write "500mb fair data usage applies", just see the scam

I doubt the people who wrote that, know what fair usage policy is, and that it is only reported for uncapped data only.
To make matter worse, it is " appies" not "applies" that they wrote, and they obviously don't even care.

shevon:
I really don't understand why people still buy expensive data and complain about it. I pay N9,500.00 for unlimited internet at home and N1,000.00 for Glo 2GB that I can use while in transit to and from work; so why would I need to pay so much for MTN data?

Not everyone is in Lagos or Abuja where they can get that your unlimited internet for #9.5k

...

The used of "Am" as opposed to "I'm", is one of the most common errors.

You forget one group. The Igbo politicians that want to be president come 2023.
That group is the most deluded of the lot.

Abagworo:
I've never failed in my political analysis of Imo State. Check Nairaland archives to confirm how accurate my analysis has always been. Uche Nwosu is the next Governor of Imo State and he will win virtually everywhere and lose just one or two LGAs.

Presently he has no strong challenger and there is a youth movement in every village under his leadership and inspiration which is far more powerful than the online noise and propaganda adopted by Imo opposition.

Are you even currently in Imo state now? Cos, if you are, it is either you are a PR for Uche Nwosu or you are immensely clueless. Which is it?

frowland:
This Emeka was just greedy. Personally I thought it was too early to contest for governor in Imo state 2015.
GEJ was fooled into giving him the PDP ticket then which chased great PDP stalwart away like Agbaso and that Ararume and co to APGA and APC.
Mbaise/Owerri zone alone was not enough. To win Imo you need Orlu more than any other zone.
It was a wrong move on the side of PDP and Rochas capitalized on this to win. Although Rochas himself performed very well during his first tenure.

Wetin Agbaso go do for PDP? You have your own party, and with the leaving of Rochas to APC, APGA party structures was yours again to claim and you are going to PDP. That reeks of confusion. No, "iberiberism".

WisdomFlakes:
I don't believe this news because if it is true then it would mean that Saraki and his party are really pushing their luck and that would be his dumbest move yet. It is already bad enough that he and his deputy (who are both from a minority party) are ruling over the majority party, a development that will logically be difficult to sustain except the APC just decides to let it slide.

Now he wants to declare defecting PDP Senators' seats vacant?? How is their action any different from his and the others that did the exact same thing? This had better be fake news because e no make sense.

Emphasis on the bolded part. What will they do about it?

izzou:


Biased UEFA

So Karius did not make the list for goal keepers Abi?

Rubbish

What should Judas IsKarius be doing there?

This is a very pitiable situation. Very pitiable. Very very.

Roger3D:
Don't be ignorant, It takes more than just the legislature to impeach a president. The judiciary is also involved

What business has the Judiciary with impeachment? The setting up of a panel by the CJN is not a judiciary involvement.

mekaboy:
Lack of professionalism. Are there not drugs supposed to weaken a violent patient? It takes a mad man to teach them work ethics.

You're funny. How will you approach him to give him the drugs that will "weaken" him?

Now I'm wondering "Did you want to show us just hair or cleavage", focus on one.

Bossontop:

Chisos!!!!!.....in a small pikin book

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What movie is that?

I am certain that guy travelled out of the Nigeria. You could read off the excitement in his post, that can only happen when you leave this "coun" (it will be an embarrassment to the world to call it a country).

Chubi007:
Goodday to everyone. Something happened last week, I am not a sole religious fanatic that attribute everything that happens to me to been to religious and all, but last week Tuesday precisely sumtyn apnd, I was so stranded to the extent that to buy 100 naira airtime looked like buying a 2017 benz model. Hunger and all, I don't know what happened or what I said vividly but I just said GOD PERSON NO FIT JUST MISTAKENLY TRANSFER 10K TO ME, my friend laughed over it saying as per God go wire you abi. Believe you me exactly 2hours time or there about I received an alert of 11k, NO NAME NOR DESCRIPTION. i waited for 2 days to see if anybody would call to claim but none.. See am just confused on what to say, but I believe it all the doing of God.. But has anyone ever experienced such also? No sender just a credit alert. Share yours

Maybe you should try it again, to make sure it is not coincidence.

Bluezy13:
Why did you highlight the name and response

He thought we will be too daft to get it without the bolded words. Smh
Lazy youths everywhere.

IamJix:
I'm 99.9% sure that, most men coming here will only focus on the third picture, they won't focus on the topic.

She looked more beautiful in pics 1 and 2 than pic 3.

hisexcellency34:
Damn the camel toe. Hope she wasn't sexually abused?

I suppose you don't know what a cameltoe is. There is no cameltoe there.

seunmsg:
The decision makes no difference as the election ordering sequence as proposed by PDP and Saraki will never become law. Even if it is re-introduced and passed by the National assembly, Buhari will still veto it and Saraki cannot get the required 73 senate votes to override his veto. Sorry to burst your bubble PDP wailers, this changes absolutely nothing.

That bill has everything to do with the personal and selfish interests of the senators who will want to be sure that they have secured their seats back to the Senate before breaking their heads to help the president win. And that selfishness cuts across parties, so I am certain APC senators will vote for the bill.

NgeneUkwenu:
Head, Tail, Hand or Foot, There is no combination that can defeat President Buhari in 2019, I mean NONE! .

If they field Atiku: He may not win any State in the North, aside few states in the North Central (Benue, Taraba and Plateau)

In the South West, he will be so demarketed before the election that he will struggle to garner 300,000 ,votes across the 6 states.

. In the South South and South East, he will run neck to neck with Buhari in the total vote cast

If they field Saraki: He will only win Kwara and Benue states in the entire North.

He will lose woefully in the South West even worse than ATIKU as he is widely known as a betrayal.

In the South South and South East, He will run neck to neck with Buhari...

If they field Kwankwaso: He will do well in the North, but will not garner up to 35% against Buhari in the core North
and there will be voter's apathy in the North Central, as they see both Kwankwaso/Buhari as the same thing..

He will fail woefully in the South West, worse than Atiku or Saraki.

In the South South / South East, he will get less votes than Atiku, Saraki or Buhari.

If they field Tambuwal. Buhari may as well go to sleep on the election day and wake up to be sworn in for the 2nd term without breaking a sweat.

This man will not win any State outrighly outside 2 or 3 states in the South East/South South..

The rest like Lamido, Makarfi and Shekarau are not worth discussing..


Miss Ngene.

This is a very wrong analysis. Even if PDP field me as their flag bearer I'll so defeat Buhari in the SE that he may only manage about 10,000 votes across the 5 states. I hope you get the analogy, that people will vote anybody as long as it is not Buhari in the SE.
Unfortunately in Nigeria, elections are never won but rigged and that doesn't appear to be changing anytime soon especially with the highhandedness of this administration.

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Hmmmm. Naija people. but why strip her

Some randy men wanted to see her punana. Who even knows if she really stole a phone.

mknigeriagreat:
One funny thing is Buhari never replied Fayose once for all his misguided words. And here he is today politically going down. EFFC too will be knocking on his doors now. Most of the state governors are very bad managers and administrators. They solely rely on the federal government allocations monthly and their IGRs are not improving by one naira. Do you hear a state like Lagos making noise about allocations?

Why will Lagos make noise, when it is the business hub of the nation. Open ports in the south south and Onitsha and watch Lagos become a shadow of itself.