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This is obviously a made up story for engagements. I'm not saying the OP who posted it here made it up but whoever first wrote this story, made it up.
Unfortunately, it's not very engaging otherwise plenty blogs would have carried the story. Still, nice try.

I don't know what made me open the thread seeing that I no sabi maths.
Infact, I was the first person to drop further maths in my set back then. If I could drop maths gan gan during Waec, I wouldn't have hesitated.
Glad to see you got the answer on the 1st page and no be say only olodo like me full nairaland.

Someone will likely be jailed for this. Most probably the organisers/promoters of the show. It's possible they might have sold more tickets than the venue's capacity.
So sad

Ghztz

Why the lies? Baba's last wish was probably to nack another yellow sisi.
Wetin concern am with ojuyobo?

Who the Bleep is this idiot?

Threatening to beat his sister because she's not married? I swear some sperms should have ended up in the condom..

He's even not ashamed to say she still caters for him financially. Idiot

Lol.. baba don broke. He dey find awoof money

To be fair, Mercy didn't mention his name. Nedu did, of which I expected better from him going by his recent travails. Then, that clout chaser on blonde hair continued it.
The stupid Mike is/was actually Ike's friend as evidenced by Ike's latest post on IG.
Anyways, there's always that guy who cannot hold himself and talks rubbish when a woman gives him small attention. Nedu and Mike are typical examples..idiots

Congratulations to her. I do hope she wins gold in the final.
If her time of 12.12s is not broken in the final(hopefully not) ,she wins $100k for breaking the record, so fingers crossed...

Edit;She broke her record again!!! Massive congratulations to her. Does this mean she takes home $200k instead of $100k in addition to her Gold?

Chai

Goal.

Use the dark strip of grass and compare the positions of the goal scorer to the Kano pillars last defender on the left.

Both actions are wrong and should be roundly condemned.
However, kidnapping is a crime and it should be prosecuted to the full.
Anyways, said Matron is vying for a political post, so I doubt any punishment will be meted out to her.
You would know from her utterances that she has something/someone she's banking on.

Just Google incarcerated hernia. Then, strangulated hernia.
Read the symptoms and see which one(s) is present in your niece.
After reading it, kindly impress upon the parents to do the needful.

White mediocrity is always rewarded sha.

until America address it's gun problem, this will continue to be news..
Democrats proposed better laws to restrict ownership of guns, Republicans say no. na dem god-given right to kill.
sebi they were blaming the 19 deaths in Texas on teachers not being armed, now they will say if doctors and nurses were armed, this one wouldn't have occurred.
mad people in a crazy country. Make dem kill themselves finish, na thoughts + prayers go end the matter.

Lol. Same Archbishop that was caught drinking and driving.. una go dey alright

Linda don buy better market. She will definitely pay this one and maybe more sef seeing that she has gone to run her mouth against the law firm.
Apparently, she thought the lawyer was a 26year old person, not knowing that it's a huge law firm with hq in Banana Island.
Also, don't forget that it's Ajimobi's daughter that sued her and won. Na battle of the rich and the richer person don win. Linda go pay.

Lol. This is so ridiculously funny. It's what I call "performative nonsense" similar to the UK gestures of kneeling for racism..
If you really think that a woman who is given a nomination form free of charge will win nomination ahead of a man who has paid millions to pick that same form, I have a new airport terminal in Lagos to sell to you.
Meaningless gestures that makes no sense.

Honestly, God truly saved Churchill sha.

This Tonto babe will run any man insane.

If I see a babe and she's following Tonto, or standing Tonto, big time red flag. I run.

So many idiots on nairaland. I don't know which is worse, the ones saying she deserves to die because she went to an hotel, insinuating that she's a runs girl (even if she was, is that a crime) or the ones attributing murder to a particular tribe, as if people don't kill in all States of Nigeria.
Idiots.
I pray her killers are found and punished.

Ok.

Idiot

Honestly, the level of illiteracy in Nigeria is scary. But what is more annoying is that even some Nairalanders will say this an evil bird.
You have access to Internet and can't use it to learn knowledge. Naijabet na the thing wey dem sabi.

Anyways, that bird is part of a scientific study and the ring on It's leg is being used to track It's movements. It is well.

We still have a long way to go in this country..
The lady most likely died because of a bleed in her head.
If someone who looks to be fit and well, suddenly complains of severe headache and dies soon after, it's most definitely due to intracranial haemorrhage.
Commonest cause of bleeding is uncontrolled hypertension.

Awww. He was such a lovely man. He wrote a recommendation letter for me to the embassy back then. RiP Sir

Man City v Bayern final would be a very tasty affair...
City already 4-0 up in the first half. Sporting shouldn't even bother to fly to Manchester for the 2nd leg.

omo, this girl don collect work. na she go take care of her younger sister.

This man has no business running a ministry with all the allegations against him in the past. I don't know how anyone will still allow their children to go to his Teen church or whatever. But hey, this is Nigeria ,anything goes.

Btw, isn't this the lady that was always claiming Saint virgin till news came out otherwise ??

It's very difficult to be positive about Nigeria when the people vying for positions are geriatrics like Tinubu or "youths" whose credentials include watching a football and marrying multiple women.
I just tire.

I still maintain that either all countries have nuclear weapons or no country has it. You cannot have nuclear capabilities, claim its for defence and deny others from having theirs too.. Make it make sense.
The UN security Council has 5 permanent members who can veto any vote willy-nilly and we call it a democracy. Why do they have such powers? Nuclear weapons.

Honestly, it cannot be well with Lugard wherever he is for coupling us together as a nation.
No matter how much one wants to deny it, the truth is, the North is holding us back.. You read news about the Hisbah and the things they are bothered about and you wonder, which Angel did you offend that now decided to send you to Nigeria...chai

To the repairer, he is smart and the customer is paying him for the knowledge, but to the customer, this is cheating. It's all about perspective.
I used to have this egbon panel beater whom I patronised to fix my car then when I first started driving. I noticed on 2 occasions after taking my car to the car wash that the back door wouldn't open from inside.
I took the car to him twice and he'd asked me to drop the car whilst he fixed it. Of course, I paid. On the 3rd occasion, another mechanic was there and he showed me that it was the child lock that the car wash guys were tampering with.
E pain me die and I felt so stupid. I never patronised that guy again. Was that small subterfuge worth it?