₦airaland Forum

Kilishihunter:
Ronaldo: I want to win more ballon d ors than Messi
Messi:

This funny as hell

Lmaooooo dude go find one around your vicinity not here on Nairaland. You just say it as if getting a wife is that cheap, even if you get one from this social media do you believe you'd enjoy her?

Doesn't matter, the same thing my parents told me about not being able to survive in Lagos. You're an adult and you can survive anywhere you think you can, just be smart and have a steady income to help you grind in Lagos for while till you have a solid footing. Goodluck.

JohnCyrilEfe1:
Na u con kw that one o weda na black Brazilian or chocolate Brazilian he b....u can't say he is African

Ofc, not every black man is African, but their ancestors are from Africa.

JohnCyrilEfe1:
With the way this guy dey always go injury every season...if na black man he b before my Africa brothers for don relate am to village people handwork

Neymar is a black man.

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Lmaooooo. I hope them no go bully your mom off nairaland coz they crazy in here.

Lmaooooo. Your habit is worse I'd never sleep on the same bed with you, if you sleep like that be ready to suck on my toes. Haha

Ammishaddai:
They say pride comes before a fall. Just be on the look out

You're the type of person that hates on people's success, trust me.

None, nobody did gift me anything, I'm the one who gives out. So sad.

Ifesinachi22:
Davido wasn't born in Nigeria, so he can't be President of Nigeria. The highest he can be is a Governor.

He can be President of America though

What are you saying?

Who needs a God that watch millions of kids starve to death, they call him all powerful but can change their situation ? Why, he let them suffer because "he works in a mysterious way".

So much for the loving sky daddy.

I go dey bombard these threads with atheist memes. Christian warriors, pleased back-out from this thread and yall go back to church for more deliverance or I'll give yall an ass whooping deliverance on this thread, hot enough to make hell a child's play.

We are back, baby!!!

Blakjewelry:
Godlessness has more to do with religious folks than religious folks these days. Infact they believe their religion gave them freedom from the consequences of their actions.

Note: Atheism not a religion, it is the lack of belief in any religion or superior being or whatever yall do.

Blitzerz:
Hehehe. You are funny.

Abeg, I wan ask,

How many trees and people has physics brought of nothing in the last 1 year?
Abi physics has stopped?

Scientist created synthetic bacteria from nothing you can actually do your research on this.

Namnam:
Checked stats online

I saw this video on TikTok too, I was planning to further my thread on atheism too.

MufasaLion:
How many of them have long hair?

Who said long hair is a feature of beauty? Short and curly hair is way sexier and I'd love to see more black girls rock their natural hair.

GodIsBiafran:
OP, if you want a job of 200K a month, I can hire you. But first you have to be 100% Biafran by blood because I don't trust Zoogerians. A university graduate in Marketing or Business with at least 2.1. No years of experience needed but if you have it then it's a plus.
You will be working online under my supervision. Some travel may be involved depending on the time of the year. If you qualify and are interested DM me.

NOTE: Your NL history must be at least 1 year old. If I check your posts and you do not show full support for IPOB or Biafra or Biafrans then I will not consider you.

I bet you don't have up to 10k in your bank account you fluffy rabbit dumbfuck tribalist.

placeofallure:
Yes, please.

You's fine

truthsayer009:
You want to find trouble abi, stay your lane o

shit b cracking me up

1Sharon:
I'll shut up lol

Better do, I appreciate people who understand humors.

placeofallure:
Back in my university days, I was a Jambite and lived with my 400 level-accounting big sister and her two friends. One of her friends borrowed a book from a medico student (a guy) in the neighborhood. He came that afternoon to collect his book and I was the only one at home. After welcoming him, I offered to search around for the book. I didn't see it and I told him so. He left afterwards. We later became friends. It was then he confessed that he used to think I'm a snub, that he always wondered how a girl could be so beautiful and still be courteous and respectful. His friends too couldn't believe it.

I never lack the company of the opposite sex, even younger men up till tomorrow. Now, I don't see beauty as anything. I believe in a woman being smart, resourceful, homely and humane. That's what's more important. If you have physical beauty as a woman, it's just an icing on the cake. That's why my beauty doesn't ever get into my head. It's relative.

Are you the pretty lady on your dp?

Deicide:
s9 plus has sd 845 and 6gb of ram i i dont know about the other 2

You're going for the S9 too? S9 is far better, yeah, also a great choice.

Deicide:
So a31 is better than both?

Not better, a little inferior specs compared to both. You won't even feel the difference, they are so tightly identical in specs apart from the ram size.

Let them keep it. We know Redmi note 10 flopped real hard.

Deicide:
A51 and S9 plus which one is better

Get A31, and save yourself some cash.

Make I dey pay installment-ally

Deicide:
Nope

Oh I get you now.

Deicide:
It would have to be ddr3 cause ddr4 wont enter that slot. They look the same but it actually differs. You would also have to check how m uch ram your system can take max.

Didn't change yours from ddr3 to ddr4? My system could take 16gb max.