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Na Raba made my gee

bigpicture001:
He lost for space oo.. our made in china satellite

Foto
No b juju b dat
Shey e get ogbanje wer run the orbit street for sky

Musa no go ever fit see am finish
As long as na 9ja
For this country e b tins

od501:
They said it got lost

Wetin do the first one

Abeg wic asaba

Abi e get anoda asaba wer de somwer
Because if na the one wer de delta my brother na lie

Make de no de hype asaba jare nothing Come out
Asaba is not growing anything
Infact giving an indepth and unbiased assessment
It is actually underdeveloping
Because of poor foresight or long term goals

As for the villages in the east that will turn to city
My brother come off it

In 10 years time If things don't take a different turn
East will become a deserted region

Its already happening
I know a community that has already been displaced after oba town

Odin13:
Onitsha population is on a daily increase.. Asaba is one of the largest growing city in Africa cos of spillover from Onitsha

10 years from now many villages in igboland will be cities ..
Ife adigo mma.. n igbo.

Abeg sell me this space

Kzinne:
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Ogbeni abeg na who wicked the proprietor abi the resigned teacher, you teach in a school and chose to resign on your own and yet u are waiting till you get an apartment b4 u move out, so wen they employ another teacher wer dat wan go stay wen d old one neva get another apartment

The law is simple wen u resign from ur place of work you hand over all the establishments properties in your possession asap grace na 24hrs

OVB123:
The heart of human are despirately wicked. The man is properly angry because u are an important person to the school and seeing u leave is not an easy one for him to bear. My only advise for u is to leave the apartment for peace to reign and never contemplate reporting it to the police because he can easily bribe them and justice will be delay. Just put yourself together and forge ahead for your future is bright.

All na clout chasing

chatinent:
So the person videoing her and the cake directly knew she was going to punch it baa?

As long as they are like the ones you posted
Damn sure

I will go for them anytime anyday

But when I come de see biceps for hand, breast come de stiff lyk man chest

It simply means she is not for me

Ebonygeek:
I wanna get as many people's opinions on this as possible.

I always see a lot of online bullying being meted out on athletic women.

So i wanna know because I'm a fitness enthusiast myself.

Do you find physically fit women attractive? Like do you see yourself being with one for the long-term?

Ur heavenly race don sure

Next I enter nnebisi road I go come patronize you

ahnie:
I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.

I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers.
My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.

So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.

I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.

I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate

Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?

I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.

From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).

He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.

I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.

I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.

Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.

E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.

Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.

I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.

Sis, may God bless you abundantly.
Shey una see my life?

As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength.
I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.

If I come beg you money, you nor go give me
So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want.

Na you talk something against who you de support

Madam ngozi saw it coming, you are very correct

The first article attributed to her was on November, 2014 when Jonathan 1st administration was almost over let's say she thought he was going to win again that's why she said so

But then 6 months later wen ur Supreme mentor buhari assumed dictatorship 6th may, 2015 she spilled even worse saying Nigeria is living on borrowing

And to that effect the man who you worship has never ceased to disappoint he still on that track, like dz now 2022 they have set sights on who to go borrow from

JAMO84:
Why will you be worried, when you have a large army of worshippers that happily fund your extravagant life style.

Every time, we warned you, we warned you, all your warnings were useless. If your favorite president is still there, things would have been ten times worse.







Even madam Ngozi knew what was coming.




PDP DESTROYED NIGERIA


BUHARI IS THE ONE TRYING TO FIX NIGERIA

Shey na when Jesus las las blow trumpet we go get there

Explorers:
We can do it, we're not just ready yet.

We will get there someday.

Lalasticlala

Op abeg change the subject

The poor results of GAC students in economics department

No b economics students results b dat
Na GAC students elective result

Bt men see spill

Las las them go wave them go service

[quote author=Santifiedboo post=108261335]Saw this on twitter
https://twitter.com/SAntIFied__/status/1467818379616653314?s=20[/quote]

Wetin aboki man no go show us

No b juju b dat

Even the system we are hoping on sef, need help

So quickly this morning I said I should log onto the portal of some N-Power applicants dashboard (non-graduate category) to see if anything is showing differently

Truly truly something was showing differently just not what I was hoping but mehn the grammer/blunder terrible gon

Be like na aboki they handle there update affair

See picture

Happy Sunday guyz

Be like na aboki garri u de buy

Teslason:
Remove the shit Eba!
Full of sand!

Shey man de belong to anybody before

Mariangeles:
Everything!

The man was never and can never be yours.

I de try touch light something

KingDash:
ok baba.. work dey?

No b fraud boss

Na FUND

KingDash:
that one na fraud oh

Na salary wer I no work for I wan de chop now

And the women with bad characters don't even marry at all

Iyaebe:
Good attitude and behavior can't keep a man that doesn't want to be kept. Statistics proves that 90% of women with good attitude and behavior ends up in a bad marriage.

I no understand why wetin hapun for July de hit FP for November ending

Abeg na me de here de find blessings, David de der they give to orphanage homes, so orphans like us wer no de orphanage home nkor, we no follow for the donation abi no b orphans dem de call us

Abeg who help me see the beautiful girls, aswear my black ass fine pass some of them, and again where de go find Ghanaian (YEBOAH) wer de rep Taraba then some igbo gals de rep Northern states

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Good piece

Na my kinda wife you marry bros

Barrister026:
We've had several discussions about it, to The extent it nearly led to quarrel.
But still she refuse to change.

Na the death go come bring the slaughtered protestants back abi na the hanging

Davash222:
Dismissal of the Officers will not bring back the slaughtered protestants.

I'd recommend death by hanging.

Wait oo

Nobody notice how the breast frm the second picture look different frm the first picture

They put head together run am
Both the dancer and d recorder

P.S na planned work

Nwaokija:
Viral Video of a curvy lady dancing in church.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1B0qBdJR2o

As men are weakling abi

Possibly the man use uncontrolled erection do her strong tin

May her soul rest in perfect peace

Iyaebe:
See how uncontrolled erection has brought him and his family shame and agony.But wait ooo this matter should be investigated well because it is men that's supposed to die during sex and not women, let's not believe what he said quickly. RIP to the woman. Very sad

A brand new hilux cost 25 million naira as at last year

Imagine now wer dollar don high

Baawaa:
It means each vehicle will cost over 30 million naira,are they buying more than Toyota hilux

Na d kind of you de believe say girl wer break your heart because you no de get money, she go suffer all her life, ogbeni life works in mysterious ways no reason am

Sonnobax15:

Some men can be very loyal to their third leg

Please someone should tell the woman that she shouldn't worry... Because any woman who steal another man's husband will not have him to herself for full 90 minutes(one day one day the referee will blow the final whistle and the match will come to an end)....And the same thing wey happen to the house wife go still happen to am,no matter what.....

Ascension road

One day I drove through dat place at night
I could see the water on my hood, like literally the water was as high as on top of the bonnet of the car

Early this year they wanted building drainage
Only God knows wat hapund to that project

Love4all24:
I’ve been looking for a way to get the attention of the public to our plight. My street is constantly flooded when it rains in Asaba. People’s houses get flooded with waters and cars get damaged. We have tried severally to get the attention of relevant authorities to help us but we are not successful. We spoke to the Catholic Church in my street to help but they couldn’t. We met with the traditional ruler and asked for help still nothing happened. We are tired, distraught and sad and our investments lose values on a daily. The water moves refuse dumps into our houses. Our children get sick. The photos included here were taken 2 days after rainfall. It’s a lot worse when you see it first hand.

We need urgent help. The name of my street is Definite Destiny Hotel road. Please help push to front page so we can get the help we do desperately need.