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Just thinking �,... what if we decide to stop paying tithes and offerings, will there still be churches in Nigeria?

This is worse than being described as "white elephant project". Few months ago, you pulled down with bulldozers markets and structures of down-trodden Imo people. And now, you erected a Multi-million naira giant statue for a man not only accused of corruption in his country, but often booed by South-African public, often openly insulted by the vibrant South-African parliament and even accused by Black-foreigners of being one of those ANC big chiefs sponsoring Xenophobic attack on Black immigrants. This giant statue is nothing but an embarrassment and insult on intellect of the entire Imo populace.

Is Rochas Okorocha in his right frame of mind at all?

EVILFOREST:
Very awesome.. I have seen the Video... Highly amazing

Bros, how is this awesome?
it's very hazardous bro.

A little boy has been caught on camera riding on a massive snake in the water during a flood and without an iota of fear.

These are the really shocking photos showing a three-year-old boy riding a giant 20ft python during floods in Vietnam.

According to The Sun UK, the really enormous snake had been kept as a pet at the family’s home, but was let free to play in the ankle-deep floodwaters.

The youngster, named Truong, could not contain his excitement as his careless parents took the chance to let the snake play in their flooded yard in Ha Trung district.

Doan immediately leapt onto the deadly creature and straddled its back to begin riding it – and even giggled as he “giddies up” like a horse on the 180lb beast.

Pictures of the incident went viral with many claiming they were edited – but the lad’s family replied with a video proving it was real.

The boy’s aunty, An Nguyen, said: “He is three years old and the python is 80kg. The family have had the python for four years as a pet and it is very gentle.

“It was a rainy day and the water flooded to the edge of the yard. So they put the python in there to play and relax.”


The floods lashing Vietnam this week are the worst in the country’s history with at least 54 dead and dozens more missing. The heavy rain in the central and northern regions has disrupted travel in some areas, limiting the rescue attempts for the missing.

Hundreds of thousands of homes and buildings have been destroyed, while vast amounts of live stock have also been killed.

Watch video below:


Source: SunUk


http://www.informationng.com/2017/10/boy-caught-riding-massive-python-floods.html

It's not right to propose with your two kneels on the floor. Don't kneel down with both legs. it's wrong.

Guys, do it with your left kneel on the floor alone.


However, congratulations are in order.

This is not good for a democratic government.

Honestly, we are not moving forward.

This "one corner" dance by the FG is very dangerous.

Lies.

European champions Portugal beat Switzerland in Lisbon to finish top of European Qualifying Group B and reach the 2018 World Cup in Russia.

A draw or a loss would have left Portugal in the play-offs but an own goal from Johan Djourou and a goal from Andre Silva took Portugal through.

France beat Belarus 2-1 to win Group A, with Sweden finishing second despite losing 2-0 to the Netherlands.

The Dutch, who finished third in the 2014 World Cup, are eliminated.

They needed a seven-goal win to nudge Sweden out of the play-offs and scored two first-half goals through Arjen Robben, but it was not enough.

In Group H, Greece ensured their place in the play-offs with a 4-0 win over Gibraltar.

Belgium had already won that group and thrashed Cyprus 4-0 with Chelsea's Eden Hazard scoring twice, and further goals from his brother Thorgan and one late on from Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku.

The European teams to qualify for the World Cup so far are France, Portugal, Germany, Serbia, Poland, England, Spain, Belgium and Iceland.

There are four more European places up for grabs, with eight nations - Sweden, Switzerland, Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Denmark, Italy, Greece and Croatia - taking part in two-legged play-offs.

Four of the teams will be seeded, and they will be confirmed when the next Fifa world rankings are announced next week.

Slovakia, who finished below England and above Scotland in Group F, are the side to miss out on the play-offs as they are the second-placed side with the worst record.

http://www.nigerianeye.com/2017/10/portugal-and-france-qualify-for-2018.html

Melian:
It's over wrong and unacceptable. Please don't try it.

Does that mean you won't be invited for interview?

Is it ideal/advisable/acceptable to apply for a job opening via your official e-mail id?

By official mail, I mean your personal office email id bearing your organization name?


Is this wrong?

The Argentina health ministry has advise their fans to take low-fat food to reduce the risk of heart problems. This was said regarding the *Do-or-Die* world cup match fixture between *Argentina* and *Ecuador* on tuesday 9th of October,2017.


Should Argentina draw or lose...they will be out of the world cup campaign automatically buh if they win,they will be roll out for a play-off.


*DON'T DIE FOR ME ARGENTINA!*

Supporters are encouraged to swap beer and crisps for low-fat alternatives to reduce the risk of heart problems while watching football
Tensions have never been higher in Argentina ahead of a do-or-die World Cup qualifier, and the government is afraid more than a few people might keel over from the strain!

Lionel Messi and his team-mates take on Ecuador on Tuesday in the final clash of the South American campaign, with only a win guaranteed to seal a place in the play-offs.

It has been a long, arduous trek across South America for the players, but for fans too, who have suffered a series of disappointing results since World Cup 2014's second place finish.


And just in case the pressure gets too much for the armchair supporter, Argentina's Health Ministry has already prepared instructions over how to avoid heart trouble during the fixture.

"The passion with which one watches a World Cup game can lead to people with a history of heart troubles suffering strokes or heart attacks," the report, originally published during the 2014 tournament, begins.

"The emotional stress that a penalty shoot-out or a decisive goal can cause is potentially capable of increasing the risk of heart problems, as several studies have shown."

The Ministry recommends that certain foods and drinks should be avoided in order to lower risks over the 90 minutes.

Sugary or alcoholic drinks are out, as are fatty foods and mozzarella cheese. Instead, fans are encouraged to prepare "oven-baked potatoes or sweet potatoes" and opt for breadsticks or carrot sticks over salt-laden crisps.

Fans are also urged to take "active pauses" during the game, standing up, moving their arms and legs and walking around at half-time.

If Argentina begin to struggle against Ecuador, however, there will certainly be plenty of gesturing around the living rooms of Buenos Aires - not to mention a lot of movement if they finally manage to hit the back of the net!


http://www.goal.com/en-in/news/dont-die-for-me-argentina-world-cup-health-warning-for/1doxpzdum4d0r176hwo49noo8b

Beautiful.
Congratulations are in order.

IamKashyBaby:


Like BANANA?

But i dont think that will affect ur performance tho..Only there are few good positions u can nail ur girls down

Must you say the truth all the time? lol.


You are too blunt. Not half bad.

Lies.

September 29, 2017

List of TSTV Dealers in Nigeria – Lagos , Abuja ,Port Harcourt , 2017 , Okay here is the Current list of the Authorized TSTV Dealers in Nigeria –Lagos , Abuja , Port Harcourt FOR The 2017 , share this page with your friends

Here’s a list of TStv dealers in Lagos:

(To check out TStv dealers in other parts of the country, click here)

55. 1st Choice Systems

08027566517 Choicesport17@gmail.com
374, lag/ Abeokuta Exp. Way, A/Egba. And Rama Plaza, Ilogbo Road, Abudu,Ifo. Abule Egba and Sango- Ifo Lagos


54. commstar services

2348055100797 commstarservices@gmail.com
no 1 franklin street costain lagos EBUTE METTA Lagos


53. Tundexspace satellite

8137581133 tundexspace@gmail.com
13 abiodun sadiku str dopemu agege lagos Agege Lagos


52. AYAJ CONSTRUCTION ENGINEERING NIGERIA LIMITED

07084310985 ayajconstruction@yahoo.com
329, HERBERT MACAULAY WAY, SABO, YABA, LAGOS, NIGERIA. YABA Lagos


51. Grandeur’n’Reach

08090522304 hemmysshouzzy2000@gmail.com
2, FEMI GIWA STREET, OFF OJOKORO ROAD, EYITA ESTATE, SABO, IKORODU, LAGOS Ikorodu, Lagos Lagos


50. Jesmikes Ventures

08037139564 seyeosunyomi@yahoo.co.uk
Block 440 flat 5 Mile2 Mile 2 Lagos


49. CMBC Communications

08109526680 cmbccommunications@gmail.com
6 Tokosin Street, Orile Iganmu. Lagos Lagos


48. Holasat

08056554569 Ismy5000@gmail.com
1 temidire plank market owode ikorodu road Mile 12 Kosofe Lagos


47. Tunsola

8171683473 baloguntunde599@gmail.com
34 bello street papa ajao Mushin Lagos Mushin Lagos


46. SMART CLIPS TECH

08134367044 Smartclipstech@gmail.com
22,ikorodu Lagos road,back of Brt bustop,opposite sky bank shop No.A-3 facing Abeokuta Garage Ikorodu Lagos


45. Primechioce Global Concept

08098628810 primechioce@gmail.com
3 Shofunwa street, New-Garage, Bariga, Lagos. 9 Dahomey Street, Bariga, Lagos. Bariga Lagos


44. Hislife Communication

08116371322 adeniranbolaji23@gmail.com
52, Ariya Crescent, Off Mosalashi Road, Egan, Lagos State Lagos Lagos



43. De_spring

07081890064 ajayis_olu@yahoo.com
38,shoremekun street off bammeke road shasha lagos. akowonjo Lagos

42. Tunsolar

+2348171683473 tunbaloo@hotmail.com
34 bello street papa ajao Mushin Mushin Lagos

41. ORBITSYSTEMS

08086124456 orbitesystem@gmail.com
144 EKORO ROAD, ABULE EGBA, LAGOS ABULE EGBA Lagos

40. Honeydrop Eng Ltd.

08023074391 Honeydropengineeringlimited @gmail.com
NO 5 OBAFEMI AWOLOWO WAY.ikeja No 8 kaliat street, akasoLori str.ikorodu IKEJA/Ikorodu Lagos

39. SWAAG E CENTRE & CAFE

08037143518 swaagcafe@gmail.com
TETOWAL SHOPPING PLAZA, 6, ISAWO ROAD, AGRIC BUS STOP, IKORODU, LAGOS STATE IKORODU Lagos

38. Flora bee retail store

08110765459 francisani202@yahoo.com
4 white house street ojo, Lagos Lagos Lagos

37. INTERGALACTIC SOLUTIONS AND SERVICES

08094682490 intergalacticsolutionsservices@gmail.com
4, AKINYELE STREET, AGUDA, SURULERE, LAGOS/ SURULERE Lagos

36. Oladish communication

08026857062 olamidefredrick415@yahoo.com
owode/Ibeshe,Ikorodu ,lagos. Ikorodu Lagos

35. IT satellite

08166278862 hollysaddam@yahoo. com
145 elshddai mall cele egbe lagos Lagos Lagos

34. Abbeysat

08037321019 abbeysatt1@gmail.com
9 agbedeyi street orile agege lagos Lagos Lagos

33. Fundripples Limited

08028553715 fundripplesltd@gmail.com
27/29 Alhaji Haruna street Ifako Ijaye, Lagos Agege Lagos

32. Biggest Communications

08152628877 badohlomo@gmail.com
3,Badaru Street, Agbado Ijaiye,Lagos State Lagos State Lagos

31. Enahoro Adede & Co.

08027577855 martinez2k3@yahoo.com
36 OLORI STREET, SHOGUNLE, LAGOS. IKEJA, OSHODI, ISOLO, AMUWO ODOFIN. Lagos

30. IDSAT BEST COMMUNICATIONS

08060953259 Idowusegbenu@gmail.com
No1 opposite Ajagamibo market, Aradagun, Badagry, Lagos States BADAGRY Lagos


29. Bammi&ass

08064884688 ayobamiawal@gmail.com
26 yisa str, ijesha, Surulere lagos Surulere Lagos


28. Richardtop nigeria enterprises Ltd

08023224081 Richardtop200863@yahoo.com
Block 75 flat2 amuwo odofin mile2 estate Lagos Lagos


27. favour divine connections

08023573408 akabiru9@gmail.com
5 olapade str odi olowo ojuwoye mushin mushin Lagos



26. MCC Global Technologies Ltd

08038353131 microdayvoo@yahoo.com
No 47, Yaya Abatan Road, Ijaiye Ogba Ikeja Lagos Ikeja Lagos

25. Vitus Communication Ltd

08033056857 vogbonna@yahoo.com
Plot 3 BLK 39B Amuwo Odofin GRA, By Apple Junction FESTAC. Lagos Lagos

24. spz ventures

07033070000 seyiphoto@gmail.com
spz ventures, 13b ade idowu street mafoluku oshodi lagos lagos Lagos

23. KAITOM GLOBAL CONCEPT

08128603100 kmoneymore@yahoo.com
27 LAGOS ROAD EPE, LAGOS STATE EPE, LAGOS Lagos

22. Nissin Transcontinental Ltd

09094291017, 08072756494 piccadilly.iyon@gmail.com
B&B Plaza 5, Ashabi Cole Street, Central Business District, Alausa, Ikeja. Ikeja Lagos

21. Choppa investment

08030536082 Collinsigwe6@gmail.com
Block c19 shop 09 Arena bolade oshodi Lagos Lagos

20. BUSY CONNECT CAFE

07015663477 busyconnectcafe@gmail.com
N0 6, UNIQUE PLAZA PAPA BUS STOP, OPPOSITE OANDO FILLING STATION BADORE, AJAH ETI-OSA LGA, LAGOS STATE AJAH Lagos


19. Bristoplus enterprises

7039363485 koredeluvontop@gmail.com
20 adaranijo street oluti, Agboju amuwo Lagos. Agboju amuwo Lagos

18. Clabel Glorious Ent

08028454822 clabelgloriousent@gmail.com
16, Adeyeye St, Mafoluku, Oshodi, Lagos Lagos Lagos

17. Danok coms

+2348090665594 dankanayochukwu@yahoo.com
Shop 33 Mechanic Village by first Gate off isawo Road Agric Ikorodu Lagos IKORODU Lagos

16. Hosting And Web Solutions.

08055522156 Jolomi@jolomi.net
OCD Club House Obada Estates Off Badagry Express Road. Lagos Badagry Lagos

15. TREASURE INTERNATIONAL NIGERIA LIMITED

08060255297 adeshina_wale2006@yahoo.co.uk
6, ODUBEGU STREET, EYITA PALACE, SABO, IKORODU, LAGOS Ikorodu, Lagos Lagos

14. Justcom

08122112522 Omowonuolaadebayo@gmail.com
KLM 29,Abeokuta exp way,Ijiaye b/stop beside of first sawmill.Lagos Lagos Lagos

13. Amazing Grace Ventures

08136218672 faoyeoladeji@yahoo.com
38 Aromire Street Mushin. lagos Lagos

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12. Hot Ticket Productions Ltd

08185047440 udokablessing@yahoo.com
Road 12 Plot P503 Vac Ajah. Ajah Lagos

11. Orthogonal Technologies Limited

08032009306 orthogonalng@yahoo.co.uk
Suite 26, Lord Ayobo – Ipaja Lagos

10. Lasoocky Technologies Nig. Ltd

08028421804 sunkanmi@lasoockytech.com
4/10 Oladun Street, Council Bus Stop, Idimu. Ikotun, Igando Area Alimosho. Lagos Lagos

9. Unique Communications

08037217165 unique201067@yahoo.com
11 Kushimo Street Aguda Surulere Lagos Surulere Lagos Lagos

8. Bourdillon Communication

08038161584 yeshuamessiah4u@yahoo.com
3,adeniyi avenue isheri olofin ogun state Lagos/ Ogun environs Lagos

7. Dot. Com Ventures

08033084160 md.dotcomventures@gmail.com
Suite A6 & A10, FAJOL PLAZA, Opposite, Ojokoro Housing Estate, Merian Bus Stop. Lagos Lagos

6. Dan-Seal And Sons Nig. Ent.

08106607426 jidshola@yahoo.com
no 24 Sholabunmi street ,Aguda,Surulere ,Lagos, Divine homes, thomas Estate Ajah Lagos. lagos Lagos

5. ROYAL FIVE LIMITED

08034956776 oldqwest@gmail.com
3RD AVENUE A CLOSE HOUSE 23 FESTAC TOWN LAGOS FESTAC TOWN LAGOS Lagos

4. Giocah Technologies Ltd

08149236738 francisokoh58@gmail.com
14 Odunburu Street, Okota. Lagos Lagos

3. Jupet Resource Ltd

08066372746 mazichibuikeuzozie@gmail.com
164, Ikorodu Road, Glass House, Ketu. Ketu Lagos

2. OSIEGBU KATE O. & ASSOCIATES

08036099895 OYIIKATE@YAHOO.COM
AREA C, BLOCK 1, SHOP 80 UASPDA BUILDING (Machine Parts) INTERNATIONAL TRADEFAIR COMPLEX LAGOS-BADAGRY EXPRESSWAY LAGOS. LAGOS Lagos

1. Gbadestic Communication System

08029187149 gbadestic@gmail.com
No 5, lawal ajibade street, Oluwaga ipaja, ayobo road Lagos State. iyana Ipaja Lagos

Dealer accreditation is still ongoing, hence the list is expected to get bigger with time.



http://www.viviangist.ng/tstv-dealers/

With only two days left until TSTV, Nigeria’s first indigenous cable television launches, it is important at this point to write on how to benefit from the promising prospect of TSTV by becoming a dealer or installer. As a dealer you will be responsible for sales of the decoder either as a retailer, sub-dealer or a super dealer.

Depending on the size of your capital, manpower and office space you can make a choice of the deal you want.


Basic requirement

The basic requirements needed to become a TSTV dealer are stated below:

Must have a registered business.
An office space in an accessible location.
Must have staff/installers in your office.
Start-up capital.

If you have the above stated basic requirement, then you are good to proceed with the next step which is filling the online application form.

The following details are required and should be kept handy when filling out the form:

Your full name.
Registered Business name.
Business Address.
Telephone number.
Email Address.
Names of owners of the business.
Type of business you are into.
How long has the business been.
How many staff do you have.
Current volume takeof quantity.
How much available capital for the business.
A scanned copy of CAC document.
Pictures of your office space.

With the above details in hand you are good to apply as a TSTV dealer in Nigeria, carefully fill out the form and submit, if your application meets the requirement they will contact you.




https://www.financialwatchngr.com/2017/09/28/become-tstv-product-dealer-installer-nigeria/amp/

Its too late.

Tstv is the new bae!!!

To hell with dstv and GoTV........ To hell with multichoice!!!

akinade28:
Wonder will never cease, I can't just imagine y a woman will pay a man to marry her, when she can just use d money to do business and get a lot of returns from it.

You are too young to understand.

Dalek:
imagine going through it day and night everyday. i leave home 4.15am everyday becos of this road to meet up with staff bus at ikorodu.

You need to pass through odofa road down to Lusada, Ogun state. then you will understand why the sagamu - Lagos road is fairly OK.


Agbara is a joke. No motorable road. There is no Government presence there at all.

Go to Agbara, Ogun state..... From Agbara junction to Igere down to Lusada..... Then you will know the real meaning of bad road.

Meanwhile, Agbara host over 30 Multinational companies. yet no motorable road. Containers conveying both raw materials and finished goods always fall off and the number of accidents recorded on that road is damn crazy.

I weep for Agbara community. Honestly, there is no government presence there.

Many people ask - how do you kill rats? What is the best method of rat control? Well, it's important to know that killing the rats is only part of the solution. Yes, you've got to kill the rats that are inside the house or building, but be aware that there's a lot more rats outside. The rats inside may be somewhat territorial, and as soon as you kill them, new rats will simply enter the house. Or, the population outside may just be very high, and you'll get a ton of rats inside no matter how many you kill. Remember, rats breed very quickly. The important thing is to solve the entire rat problem completely, not just kill the rats. You can kill them and kill them and new ones will just keep coming. The real key to a permanent solution is in stopping them from getting into the building in the first place, by sealing off every last possible point of entry.

So once you've got the whole building sealed and you know that no more rats are going to get in, it's time to kill the remaining rats inside the house in order to complete the rat control project. I'll explore the possible methods here:

POISON: I say it over and over again just in case anyone misses it. Poison is the worst way to approach rat control. It's more harmful than helpful. It will never kill all the rats, only percentage of them. New rats will just come to take the place of the old rats. It's a never-ending cycle, and the pest control companies like it this way, so that they can keep their monthly or quarterly contract while never actually solving the problem. And to make things worse, the rats that are killed by poison will die in the attic or walls, and the smell they cause as they rot is hideous.

GLUE TRAPS: Glue traps suck, in my opinion. They don't work very well. In my observation, the are really good at catching rat fur, rat footprints, and the occasional gnawed-off rat foot. Not any actual rats, though. Sometimes smaller rats. In which case the rat will slowly suffer as it dies. Then the trap is no good for use any more. In fact, there's a lot of types of traps out there, but none is as good as....


SNAP TRAPS: ....the best type of trap. It simply works the best. It's the most effective and efficient, and kills the rats instantly, and can fit in the nooks and crannies they inhabit, and be re-used, and everything about them is the best. There's really no reason to use anything else other than the old standard wooden snap trap. I guess the one drawback is safety - they can be a bit risky to use, if you're a novice. Some other traps might be safer.

TINY LASER GUNS: Tiny laser guns that have special motion tracking and heat seeking infrared capability, and which zap the rats with a bolt of high-intensity concentrated light exceeding 2000 degrees which vaporize the rats on impact may seem fun, but these lasers don't actually work very well because they are more of a science-fiction type device than a "reality" type device.

The only true cure for a rat problem is to prevent rats from entering your house in the first place, and THEN you can kill them, with complete trapping and removal. This job is not easy, and I recommend hiring a professional to do the job correctly.


It's not as though a rat that you've killed is going to come back to life as a zombie rat. Any rat that you manage to make deceased will stay that way. But remember, if you don't seal shut their entry holes, new ones will keep coming and coming and chewing, and in that way, they kind of are like zombies.

How to kill the rats in home - Do not poison your rats. This is as much for your sake as it is for theirs. Poison is a very unpleasant way to die, bringing on death through internal hemorrhaging. Even if you are unconcerned with the suffering of your nuisance rodent, consider the fact that this creature will most likely die somewhere within your walls, creating a pervasive odor throughout your home until the decomposition process is at an end. Killing the rats in a home starts with examining the area the rodents are occupying. Rats will travel the same routes often. These established routes will be marked with body grease, chew marks, and waste matter. Once located, this type of path can be used as a location for setting your traps. Snap traps may seem antique but they are still the most effective means of humanely killing a nuisance rodent. Snap traps can be baited with peanut butter and left along the recently discovered rat routes. If set properly and left without interference, these traps have a high success rate. No trap will be effective, however, until the outside holes allowing entry into the home have been sealed. A sealed home will be less likely to suffer the consequences of a rat infestation.



http://www.orlandorats.com/howtokillrats.htm

How do you like it served?

The porn industry is both a terrifying and magical place. There are things that watching porn does to our head, it makes us want to do all that we watch in real life too. We all have watched porn and we saw things that you shouldn’t try in real life of course. Some women and men absolutely love to do the acts, and that is totally their wish and we appreciate them for fulfilling their sexual wants and needs. But men need to understand that it’s never okay to do things without their consent.



So here we have listed down things that men we see in porn does but men in real life should never try them out!

1.Abuse or disrespect you.

You can obviously call your partner with some name but calling them with names that are abusive and inappropriate is wrong.



2.Invite another person to join you.

We know party can be fun sometimes. But obviously, a woman won’t like when she is making out with her man and his friend shows up out of nowhere with a boner.



3.Ejaculate on the face.

Ejaculating on our faces without permission will not only make them feel degraded, used and absolutely livid. You don’t want to insult your woman, right?



4.Double penetration.

It’s a big no-no! Even though it looks hot in the porn, but in real life, it’s NOT!



5.Ignore pre-intimacy.

This is one thing that you should never ignore in the real life. Sometimes in porn, they tend to ignore this part and directly go to the penetration. Obviously, by wazzing it straight in there it won’t be lubricated enough and it will be painful, and also your woman won’t enjoy the act.



6.Not staying in one position for enough time

Men just give your woman a chance to actually enjoy the goddam sex and not just keep changing positions every minute.


7.Lot of eye contact while having MouthAction.

Believe me, it’s creepy more than it turns someone on. Make eye contacts but continuously staring at the person creeps them out.



8.Keep on moving like a drill machine.

Woman sometimes enjoys it but for the love of everything that is good and holy in this world, not all the time.



9.Not using a condom

I bet you must have noticed it too. The people in porn don’t ever use condoms instead they just do the act without it. This should never be done in real life, men! You should always use protection unless you’re planning to start a family.



10.Going straight for the other hole.

Men, can you not though? Sure, if you’ve talked about it beforehand it’s not an issue. But not properly preparing the area and expecting them to just take it turns you into a sex criminal (for us).



11.Slapping.

Like, what even is that? This is not something that woman wants every day and obviously, they don’t like it all the time!



12.Aggressively pushing our head while we’re giving you oral.

You’ll surely not want us to bite your manhood, do you? Not every woman likes this and they won’t even do it for love or money!



13.Rubbing your woman hard.

In porn, the man rubs women like their people rub sandalwood. It’s fine if they like it in real life but if they don’t, then don’t even tries to do it. Women are sensitive living creatures with pain receptors. And for some people, that’s going to be a 12/10 on the pain scale.



http://sarcasm.space/13-things-that-men-do-in-porn-but-should-never-do-it-in-real-life/

Hello nursing mothers who happens to be Corp members, are you guys allowed to attend CDS with your kid/kids?


I was reliably informed that nursing mothers are barred from coming to CDS with their kid/kids to NYSC Secretariat, iyana oba, Ojo, Lagos state....... Close to LASU.


How true is this?

Carrot and stick approach.

lol.

Yeah, rightly so.

That is taking confidence in your teammate to another level.

United we stand!!!

EU Condemn And Caution Nigerian Military, Rejects The Declaration of IPOB As A Terrorist Organization




Following the brutal and inhuman video of the Nigerian army against the invasion, terrorism, and killings of IPOB members,  which has been going viral over the internet. 

The president of the EU commission Mr Jean-Claude Junker has openly made a serious touching statement as well as warning the Nigerian security personnel against their ill hearted and unprofessionalism in handling democratic issues and the rights of the people.

 Junker directed a serious caution towards the Nigerian Military chiefs stating that they must employ every democratic tenet in handling issues that concerns disgruntle and agitations.

“It is the people’s right to agitate and make a request from their government, self-determination is a right enshrined in the United Nation Charta. 

"The people of BIAFRA have every right to request for a referendum, they have been in this struggle for a while now they have never killed or shot a bullet instead they are the victims of attacks and murder. 

"The entire EU hereby condemn the brutal attack on IPOB members and leadership under the pretentious disguise of a military exercise (Operation Python Dance) Nigerian military is warned to adopt democratic tenets in handling citizens. 

"The EU will not sit and watch things go undemocratic in the largest economy of the West African region".

Furthermore, Mr Junker has promised to raise the issues concerning the people’s request for a REFERENDUM among the caucus of the EU. 

He further stated that the Biafra request for A referendum is no different from that of the Catalonians and the Britain. 

Nigeria government must rise above insubordination and handle issues with every tenet of maturity and democracy.



http://authorityngr.com/2017/09/EU-Condemn-And-Caution-Nigerian-Military-Rejects-The-Declaration-of-IPOB-As-A-Terrorist-Organization/

This question is directed to people who have been happily married for at least some years to explain what lessons they have learned and would pass down to others.

And again, I am using this medium to ask anyone who had been divorced to explain what had gone wrong.

This is absolutely uncalled for.