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Chinese Man Breaks man-hood During ‘Vigorous Intercourse,’ Prompting Emergency Surgery.



One man’s night went from great to a living nightmare after he broke his man-hood while having s*x with his wife. Yes, you can actually break your man-hood, and as an an article published in the Daily Mail puts it, most commonly happens during “vigorous intercourse.” So, whilenew positions can be fun and exciting, don’t push the limit too much. It could end in a snap.

According to the article, the man and his wife were having s*x when he heard a cracking sound, followed by his man-hood immediately swelling up and developing dark bruising, making it resemble an eggplant.


When the man arrived at the hospital, his man-hood was badly swollen, discolored, and protruding at an odd angle. The doctors diagnosed the man with a penile fracture. According to the article, a penile fracture is actually a tear of the corpora cavernosa, an erectile tissue that runs along the man-hood. Corpora cavernosa becomes hard when blood flows through it during an erection.

Luckily, the doctors were able to repair the man’s man-hood. The article stated that without immediate treatment, a broken man-hood can lead to erectile dysfunction and other complications. But, as we’ve pointed out in the past, as long as you see a doctor quickly, you should be able to have s*x again in four to six weeks.




http://www.informationng.com/2017/04/chinese-man-breaks-penis-vigorous-intercourse-prompting-emergency-surgery.html

RELIGIONS around the world - such as the Roman Catholic Church, the various Orthodox churches, Buddhism, and others - require celibacy of their religious leaders and clergy. On the other hand, many people feel that this practice lies at the root of the recent wave of sexual scandals involving clerics of various religions.

It is, therefore, reasonable to ask, Is celibacy a scriptural requirement for Christian ministers?

Epic! Man Proposes To Cheating Girlfriend, Brings Along The Guy She’s Cheating On Him With (Photos/Video)


A girl was left disgraced at her work place after her main boyfriend brought along the man she is cheating with to ‘help’ with a marriage proposal.


According to the post by MrStealYoSnacks on Instagram, the main boyfriend’s cousin found out his girlfriend was cheating on him so he planned an elaborate payback for her unfaithfulness.

He brought the guy she is cheating on him with, to make a fake marriage proposal.

See video below:


http://gistreel.com/2017/04/05/epic-man-proposes-cheating-girlfriend-brings-along-guy-shes-cheating-photosvideo/

This unfortunate situation, which happened at the lady’s workplace, left her work colleagues open-mouthed and shocked.

We’re in trouble, but that’s not the worst part. The real tragedy is that we don’t know that we don’t know.

It took one week and a Senate summons for the Vice Chancellor of Ahmadu Bello University, Professor Ibrahim Garba, to say that Senator Dino Melaye graduated from ABU.

And even then, his testimony left more questions than answers. In response to repeated press enquiries, ABU had promised to take a public position on Wednesday. But for reasons that can only damage the school’s reputation, it made a U-turn, saying it will not make any comment until the Senate Ethics Committee invites it.

When Saharareporters sent the same enquiry to Harvard University and the London School of Economics, some clerks at the registry responded without dragging any vice chancellor into the matter.

But see the mess we have here – a vice chancellor having sleepless nights over the results of a student who claimed to have graduated less than two decades ago. The lack of transparency in ABU’s handling of the matter creates the impression that the school has something to hide.

The vice chancellor chose the easy way out, as I suspect a number of vice chancellors in the country today would do. The records in ABU and elsewhere are in such an appalling state that even if this certificate saga involved a 2016 graduate, ABU might still not be able to say for sure if the graduate was genuine or fake.
Until schools and other public institutions begin to take recordkeeping seriously, this sort of nonsense will continue.

If Professor Garba chose to err on the side of caution – either to fend off any further scrutiny from the press or to avoid any legal battle with Melaye’s army of lawyers – he can be sure that his nightmare is not over yet. Since the matter is in court, he will, at some stage, mount the witness box to explain exactly which Melaye’s result he testified about in the Senate.

And he can be sure that on that day, Aje kun iya (Melaye’s latest theme song) will not be playing in the background.

Melaye’s convocation gown is not big enough to conceal the lingering doubts about his certificate. If he lied about Harvard and LSE, it’s difficult to believe him about any of his academic qualifications. I’ve heard people say, ‘Come on, what’s the big deal about a higher degree; he doesn’t need it to be eligible as senator.’
That is correct. But if he lied about what he didn’t need, why should we trust him on the important matters?

It’s interesting that while the Senate Ethics Committee decided to summon the ABU vice chancellor to testify on Melaye’s degree, the committee took his word about his O/Level result as Holy Grail. PUNCH had reported that he had only three credits and was therefore ineligible for a university admission in the first place.
Melaye denied the PUNCH report and instead, “tendered” a result showing five credit passes and one ‘A’ as his result. It would be interesting to hear what WAEC has to say.

That’s not all. Questions have also been raised about Melaye’s Master’s degree programme. ABU could be the only university in the world where a candidate can secure admission to a Master’s degree programme with a Third Class, without first obtaining a post-graduate degree. It’s improbable in a number of day schools.
And to compound Melaye’s complicated certificate story, his name was neither in the ABU Year Book nor on the school’s alumni roll.
Yet, as Melaye acquires more degrees, which from his performance this week in the Senate must now include a degree in Theatre Arts possibly from the same ABU, we’ll have to take the vice chancellor’s word for it, at least for now.
We are in trouble and Melaye’s certificate saga is just a symptom. I don’t know of any other place where a lawmaker facing a charge of certificate forgery will celebrate his discharge with a video mocking his “foes” and then stage a dramatic entrance into the lawmaking chamber with an academic gown.

No one called him to order. Yet, this was the same chamber that threatened to issue a warrant of arrest against the Comptroller General of Customs, Hameed Ali, for failing to appear in his uniform.

When Itse Sagay said lawmakers were childish and irresponsible, this was precisely the sort of shenanigans he had in mind. And he certainly won’t be the first to say so, even if saying so drives the lawmakers mad.

I don’t know of any other place where lawmakers will insist on the execution of Ibrahim Magu who for over one year – and without a letter of appointment – has worked flat out to fight corruption, insisting that they will not do their constitutional duties until they receive his head on a platter.

Sure, the executive has not been sterling, with its own share of Melayes creating the image of a hostage government. But is that what Nigerians deserve – a contest of incompetents who are largely members of the same party?

We’re in trouble. It’s not a time for celebratory videos. It’s a time to think, to roll up our sleeves and dig ourselves out this hole. Someone from Kogi West should please let the Melaye Band know that there’s nothing funny about our present dilemma. Nothing.


http://leadership.ng/columns/579465/the-story-of-one-dino-of-abu

Wide-open acceleration might be fun, but slowing down that speeding hunk of metal is much more important. Any driver's safety depends on consistent, reliable deceleration, or in other words, working brakes and tires . These two parts constantly keep your car pointed and moving – or not moving – in the right direction.
Like any car component, brakes and tires slowly wear out as the miles climb, eventually getting to the point where they become a safety hazard. To avoid dangerous situations behind the wheel, you should always be on the lookout for these telltale signs of brake or tire failure.


(1) UNDERINFLATED OR OVERINFLATED TIRES
Car tires work best at a specific air pressure, and filling any more or less isn't a good idea. Underinflation increases rolling resistance, leading to reduced fuel economy and performance. It also wears out the tread more quickly and places increased strain on the internal belts that hold a tire together.
Conversely, overinflation shrinks the contact patch, limiting traction and stability. Overinflated tires are more susceptible to punctures as they can't absorb impact from road debris as effectively. It's nearly impossible to tell if a tire is correctly pressurized just by looking at it, so it's recommended that you check at every other gas pitstop. Reference your owner's manual or the sticker inside the driver's door for the correct pressure rating.


(2) UNEVEN TIRE WEAR
When everything is optimally set up, your tires should wear out at the same rate. If you notice that one is wearing differently than the others, something isn't right. The issue could be with the tire itself, like incorrect inflation or belt separation. There might also be a suspension problem or improper wheel alignment . It's best to have a mechanic inspect uneven tire wear to see what's really causing the problem.

(3) LOW TREAD DEPTH
Tire tread, the grooves surrounding the outside of a tire, help maintain grip and channel water and debris away from the contact patch. While tires last for thousands of miles, eventually that will wear off.
If there's any question about the tread depth on your tires, it's easy to check . First, find a penny (there's bound to be one somewhere in your car), and stick it in a central groove with Abraham Lincoln's head pointed towards the middle of the wheel. If you can see the top of his head,
replace your tires.


(4) BULGES AND BUBBLES
Impacts against potholes and other road imperfections can pinch the tire against the rim and cause a bulge or bubble . This happens when the inner lining tears, letting air leak into the outer casing. A tire bulge is a weak point that can suddenly burst , so it's never safe to drive on a bulging tire.


(5) PUNCTURES
You're bound to get a sharp object stuck in your tire at some point. Whether it's a nail, screw, or piece of wood or metal, if something
punctures your tire it's not good news. You might be able to use a plug or patch to close the hole, but keep in mind that punctures larger than ¼ inch in diameter or in the sidewall
cannot be safely repaired .
However, if it's a small tack, or even if it's a long nail that enters at an angle, you may be able to pull it out and be on your way. If there's any doubt, have a tire specialist take a look.


(6) SQUEALING BRAKES
One of the most annoying car sounds (and in fact any sound) is brakes that squeal. Although it's the automotive equivalent to nails on a chalkboard, the sound is intentional. It means that a brake pad is touching the brake rotor, and that your brakes need replacing.
Usually, ending the noise is as simple as installing new brake pads , with the added benefit of restoring consistent and reliable braking power. Depending on your car and driving style, brake pads can last anywhere from 25,000 to 70,000 miles .


(7) PULSATING PEDAL
Braking should be drama-free, so it's more than unnerving when the pedal feels like it's vibrating under your foot. A pulsating or vibrating brake pedal is often caused by brake rotors that have warped due to long use or overheating. Because these warped rotors aren't smooth, the pads can't get a solid grip, causing that freaky pulsing. Installing new rotors should fix the problem, but first make sure you're not dealing with a loose wheel nut or misaligned tire.

( PULLS WHEN BRAKING
Your car's direction is supposed to be controlled by the steering wheel. However, if your car has a collapsed brake line or stuck caliper, it might
pull to the left or right when you pump the brakes. A collapsed brake line won't evenly apply brake pressure, and a stuck caliper won't release the rotor when you let off the pedal. Regardless of the cause, a car that doesn't stay straight while braking is dangerous and should be
repaired immediately.


(9) SPONGY OR LOW PEDAL
If your brake pedal feels spongy or
gets lower every time you push it, you may have a leak in the brake system. The leak may let brake fluid drip out, or allow air or water to get in. In either case, brakes are supposed to be a sealed system, and if there's a leak it's only going to reduce your braking ability, which is pretty much the last thing you want.

(10) BURNT OUT BRAKE LIGHT
Even if your brakes themselves working perfectly, it can be a big problem if your brake light bulbs are burnt out , and might cost you a fender bender or two. Everyone has had to deal with a driver with a dead brake light bulb —don't let that driver be you. Make a habit of occasionally checking your brake light bulbs.



http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a25354/10-tire-brake-problems/

Something isn't right.

Recently, we saw how some enemies of Urhobo nation have worked in vain to destroy the unity of the Urhobo united Kingdom UK.

We hear some say Olomu kingdom is Ijaw from Mein kingdom and others say the Okpe kingdom is not Urhobo.

Why do you sow the seed of discord amongst men of the same household?

To settle this case,we have taken it as a duty to publish the names of the twenty-four kingdoms of Urhobo nation:


(1)Olomu kingdom

(2)Agbarho kingdom

(3)Ogor kingdom

(4)Idjerhe(Jesse) kingdom

(5)Okpe kingdom

(6)Agbarha-Otor kingdom

(7)Okparabe kingdo

( Okere-Urhobo kingdom

(9)Uvwie kingdom

(10)Effurun-Otor kingdom

(11)Arhavwarien kingdom

(12)Udu kingdom

(13)Orogun kingdom

(14)Umiaghwa-Abraka kingdom

(15)Orhuarivie-Abraka kingdom

(16)Eghwu(Ewu) kingdom

(17)Ughelli kingdom

(18)Evwreni kingdom

(19)Agbarha-Ame kingdom

(20)Ughievwen kingdom

(21)Uwheru kingdom

(22)Agbon kingdom

(23)Oghara kingdom

(24)Mosogar kingdom.

Please, if yours is not mentioned, help us by stating it.

Urhobo wadooo!!!

NOTE: The lead-post has been edited to give worthy recognition to the two kingdoms that were birthed as a result of the division that erupted in the old Abraka kingdom.
As a result of that we now have 24 kingdoms in Urhobo nation.

FIFA President, Gianni Infantino has refused to blame referee Deniz Aytekin, for his performance in Barcelona’s dramatic 6-1 win over Paris Saint -Germain on Wednesday night.

Infantino also warned that football’s lawmakers, should be careful with adjusting the rules.
He, however, admitted that video assistant referees (VARs), will ensure “clear mistakes” are corrected. VARs are being introduced gradually into the game.

Barcelona were trailing 4-0 from the first leg and were awarded two penalties at the Camp Nou, as they overturned the four-goal deficit. One of them given for Marquinhos’ foul on Luis Suarez was particularly controversial.

“Whether that particular case was an injustice or not, we can leave it to the judgement of the referee [Germany’s Deniz Aytekin],” Infantino said in London on Thursday.

“What we saw was an incredible football match, whatever the result would have been at the end. This shows that football is really a fantastic game.

“Whenever you have the feeling you have seen everything, something else comes along that you’ve never seen before. It’s just amazing and incredible.

“We have to really be careful in the IFAB [International Football Association Board] if we want to touch the rules, because football is such an incredible game.

“In this case, I don’t know if it was a clear mistake or not but, in future, when there are clear mistakes, this will be corrected by the video assistant referee so we can make sure decisive matches are not decided by mistakes made in good faith by the referee”, he added.





http://dailypost.ng/2017/03/09/fifa-speaks-refereeing-barcelonas-6-1-win-psg/

This guy dey straff o.

Congratulations oga! But you are a special kind of "foolish" o, can't you see the boy is a replica of Jackie Chan? It's obvious the kid isn't biologically yours.

Your eyes go soon clear!!!

I actually got a job via nairaland.

I saw the advert here. I reluctantly applied and was invited for interview along with some other equally qualified candidates.

First interview was held sometime in November last year.

Second interview held sometime in December.

And third interview conducted sometime in January.

I resumed 1st of February, 2017.

It was the only Wise GOD that did it. His Grace is sufficient.

Capt. Ado Sanusi will on Monday February 13, 2017 assume office as the new Chief Executive Officer of Aero Contractors. He takes over from Captain Fola Akinkuotu, who was recently appointed Managing Director of Nigerian Airspace Management Agency (NAMA) by the Federal Government.

Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON) Corporate Communications Department announced the appointment yesterday in an official statement made available to LEADERSHIP.

Until his appointment, Capt. Sanusi, was Deputy Managing Director of Arik Air, the largest local carrier in the country. The new Aero CEO is a thorough-bred aviation professional; highly respected in the industry for his immeasurable contribution to the sector over the years. He previously led NAMA as Managing Director in 2009.

Sanusi, who is expected to hit the ground running on resumption, has been mandated by the management of Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON) to reposition the airline by returning it to full operational capacity, offering reliable, safe and secure operations, which the airline is known for. The objective is to within the shortest possible time return Aero, which remains Nigeria’s oldest carrier with strong brand equity regain its prime position in the aviation industry.

Industry watchers have also commended AMCON for the appointment of Sanusi whom they described as the best suited for the job of rebuilding Aero by bringing his experience to bear in rejuvenating the airline. Sanusi started his flying carrier in Nigerian College of Aviation Technology (NCAT), Zaria where he obtained Commercial Pilot License and a National Diploma in Aeronautical Sciences. He then proceeded to the United States where he advanced his education and obtained Air Transport Pilot Licence, Certified Flight and Ground Instructor’s license in the following institution in United States: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, Flight Safety Savannah GA, University of Southern California, Simuflite Dallas TX North America Training and Development TX, USAir Training center Pittsburg PA Flight Safety International Wichita KS.

Sanusi also worked for Kabo Air, a local airline as a Senior First Officer and then proceeded to ExxonMobil as Captain and flight Safety Officer. He then joined Virgin Nigeria as a Captain on the B737 Classic. He later became the Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer of Nigerian Airspace Management Agency (NAMA). He was responsible for managing the entire Nigerian Airspace and succeeded in laying the foundation for a performance base airspace.

He worked in collaboration with other parastatals in the aviation industry (NCAT, Nigeria Meteorological Agency (NIMET) and the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority (NCAA) to implement the total radar coverage on the Nigeria Airspace (TRACON). He designed the blue print of capacity building by organizing training for the Air Traffic Controllers and Engineers in the United States. This position in charge of safety of The Nigerian Airspace allowed him to have an insight into safety critical areas of the aeronautical industry including airports management and meteorological services. Captain Sanusi has a blend of best American training and vast experience in African operation.

 
http://leadership.ng/business/571025/sanusi-takes-over-from-akinkuotu-at-aero-contractors

The Task Force on Food Security constituted by the Federal Executive Council on Wednesday, February 1, 2017 had its inaugural meeting today.

In a statement by the spokesman of the acting President, Laolu Akande, at the meeting presided over by the Ag. President, the Task Force focused on gaining a full understanding of all factors that contribute to unduly high food prices, especially at urban markets throughout the country.

Akande pointed out that it also considered the ways and means of urgently ameliorating the situation, particularly by addressing issues of affordability and availability.

He said In particular, it identified some key staple foods and the factors that were most likely driving high food prices in some parts of the country, despite bumper harvests at many farms.

According to him, some of the factors identified in this regard include: the poor state of rural infrastructure like roads; multiple revenue collecting points on the highways; and inadequacy of distribution networks-all of which contribute, among other things to high transportation costs.

“Against this background, the Task Force felt that government could most usefully intervene by resolving such bottlenecks. It also felt it important to clarify that the assignment of the Task Force is not about government intervening directly in the market for staple foods either though purchases or price fixing.

“The Task Force will be coordinating various MDAs and working closely with the private sector to explore ways and means of overcoming some of the supply bottlenecks in the short term, while also reinforcing on-going medium and long-term solutions including improving supplies and providing better storage.

“A more technical sub-group of the Task Force is now drawing up a draft plan of action for further consideration” he said.

 

http://leadership.ng/news/569894/presidential-task-force-identifies-reasons-behind-hike-in-food-prices

Bastian Gotter, the co-founder of iROKOtv, has exited the platform after almost seven years of growing the company alongside Jason Njoku, the tech company’s CEO.

Njoku had reportedly met Gotter while they acquired knowledge at the University of Manchester. They would later become friends and go on to set up iROKOtv, which has grown into a global film distribution network.

iROKO was not only their joint investment, however, as the pair went on to invest in Hotels.ng and ToLet.com.ng.

Gotter has now left to pursue further investment in start-ups in Africa.

In this interview with Forbes’ Mfonobong Nsehe, Gotter discusses how he got business bruises and starred in a Nollywood film during his iROKO sojourn in Nigeria.

Talk to us about your tenure at iRoko – from a 2010 YouTube channel start-up to $33m VC-backed, pan-African entertainment and tech powerhouse brand.

‘iRoko was my first large personal investment – I always believed in young western educated people returning to their home country to build businesses. However, that we would go on to change the nature of the Nigerian film industry was beyond my imagination at the time. Especially after we closed on the initial investment from Tiger Global, the business got very real, very quickly, and I decided to leave BP, leave London and head for Lagos.

‘Along the way I’ve acted in a Nollywood movie, I’ve picked up a few business bruises, as well as a Nigerian accent. But let’s be honest, iRoko was a huge step out of my comfort zone as a derivatives trader stuck behind 8 screens in London. Today I leave iRoko in the knowledge that the company has a strong vision and a solid management team to execute it. iRoko’s relentless focus on riding the macro trends of high-quality local content and mobile in Africa, will drive it to become a massive consumer success and I’m proud to have been there from the start.’


http://thenet.ng/2017/01/why-jason-njokus-co-founder-is-leaving-iroko/

She posted the photo of them together earlier today.


2014 Miss United Nations winner Precious Chikwendu posted this lovely photo of her with Femi Fani-Kayode.

And she shared few words along with the photo, ‘Anyone can find the dirt in someone, Be the one who finds the Gold.’


http://thenet.ng/2017/01/be-the-one-who-finds-the-gold-precious-chikwendu-shares-in-photo-with-femi-fani-kayode/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

The Ahmed Makarfi-led faction of Ekiti state chapter of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) State Working Committee was yesterday sacked by a Federal High Court sitting in Ado Ekiti.

The court ruled that Mr. Williams Ajayi
–led faction, being allegedly bankrolled Mr Buruji Kashamu remains the authentic chairman of the party in the state.

It derecognised the faction led by Barr. Gboyega Oguntuase which enjoys the backing and support of Governor Ayodele Fayose



In suit number FCH/AD/CS/21/2015 filed on May 16, 2016, Ajayi had urged the court to recognise his faction congresses conducted in all the 177 wards, 16 local governments and the state on April 30 and 4th and 5th May, 2016, respectively.

While seeking an order declaring the Oguntuase’s faction as an impostor and an order directing the Independent National Electoral Commission(INEC ) to grant him and his executive recognition, the plaintiff also urged the court to pronounce him the authentic Chairman of the party.

Joined in the suit were: INEC(1st respondent), PDP(2nd respondent), Ali Modu Sheriff(3rd respondent),Prof Wale Oladipo (4th) and Gboyega
Oguntuase (5th respondent).

Delivering his judgement, Justice Taiwo Taiwo said the motion on notice pending at the appeal court over attempt by the 2,3,4 and 5th respondents to change their lawyer and appointed Chief Mike Ozekhome(SAN), as the lead counsel was not enough to delay the delivery of the judgement.

Lawyer to the respondents, Mr. Bimpe Olatemiju, had called the attention of the court to a letter dated January 19, 2017 and deposited with the Registrar of the court to the effect that the court should set aside the proceeding of December 8, 2016, when the written addresses were adopted and the need to stay action on the court’s proceeding pending the determination of the motion on notice at the appellate court filed against the October 12, 2016 ruling of the court.

The ruling was delivered against the 2,3,4,5th respondents on their request to appoint Ozekhome as their lead counsel.

Justice Taiwo said: ”Apolitical party must operate within certain guidelines and when there is a crisis of this nature in a party, we use the party’s constitution and the 1999 constitution to remedy the constitution”, citing the case of Ugwu Vs PDP to substantiate this claim.

He added further: “It is not in dispute that 2,3,4,5 respondents were jointly represented, and not in dispute that 2 and 3 are members of the PDP . It is not also in dispute that 3rd and 4th respondents were still acting as the chairman and National Secretary.

“So, going by the PDP’s guidelines, the power to conduct congresses at the wards, local governments and state levels can only be directed by NWC and since these people were still in charge at that time, any other directive or parallel congress by any other body is null and void”, Justice Taiwo ruled.

Earlier, there was a fierce exchange of words between the Judge and the respondents’ counsel over the perceived attempt to arrest the
judgement.

When the court has set for the delivery of the judgement, Olatemiju said the court can’t proceed because of the pending case at the appeal, which Justice Taiwo had objected by maintaining a position that the 1999 constitution forbids arrest of judgement and that this case would not be an exemption.

However, the judge later listened to Olatemiju’s argument and the averment of Plaintiff’s lawyer, Mr Niran Owoseeni after which he rose and came back to dismiss the argument to give way for the delivery of his judgement.

When Olatemiju sought the court’s permission to leave before the judgement was delivered, Justice Taiwo order him to sit down, threatening to report him to the Nigeria Bar Association’s Ethics and Privileges Committee should he refuse his directive.

Reacting to the jugement, Oguntuase said : “We will appeal the judgment. I plead with all the PDP members in the state to remain calm. In that judgement, I saw humour and I didn’t see honour and candour.

“How will you call yourself a Chairman when the governor is not behind you, when all the National Assembly members and state assembly lawmakers are not behind you? So, this is not the last court”, he said.


http://leadership.ng/news/568437/court-sacks-makarfifayose-backed-ekiti-pdp-state-exco

People from South South no dey work for custom?

Virtually all the names there are northerners and few yorubas.

The police in Jalingo, Taraba State,  yesterday confirmed the arrest of an armed immigration personnel.

the said immigration staff was apprehended  by a local vigilance group and handed over to the police.

The spokesman of the police command, David Misal, said that the suspect, Mahmood Idris, broke into a place of worship and destroy some properties.

Mr. Misal explained that Idris, who sustained injuries during the incident, was receiving treatment at the Federal Medical Centre, Jalingo.

According to him, police preliminary investigation revealed that the suspect signed and collected the rifle on Saturday while on duty, only for him to engage in the dastardly act.

Misal added that Idris was suffering from mental illness, adding that only medical examination could unravel the truth.

He appealed to members of the public to disregard the rumour making the rounds that a cleric was hurt in the attack, stressing that nobody was injured except the attacker.



http://leadership.ng/news/568203/immigration-officer-arrested-for-attacking-place-of-worship

You stormed out of the church, He's still God.

You disobeyed the instructions of the ushers, He's still God.

You claim right even when you are obviously wrong, He's still God.

Bro, there's need for you to respect constituted authorities. It's simple. Don't be proud.

You must respect yourself, especially when you are in the House of God/place of worship.

God bless you.

Could it be that her Facebook account was hacked or something?

yinkslinks:
Mosquito net is 2k and u own it for life if u and ur wife don't use sex and mess to scatter it. Be wise

Hahahahaahaha. Hilarious.

Bro, I was just kidding o with respect to the message I posted. No mosquito wahala.

Kind regards.

Lagos, Nigeria and Africa’s largest city , sprawls inland from the Gulf of Guinea across Lagos Lagoon. Victoria Island, the financial hub of the metropolis, known for its beach resorts, boutiques and nightlife, popularly referred to as the city of hustlers. There is a poplar saying that if you cannot make it in Lagos, then you cannot make it anywhere in Nigeria. Millions have made a fortune through hard work and consistency even though they came into the city with a pair of slippers and few clothes inside their nylon bags then the next step is to look for where to buy good cheap clothes in the city (Lagos).

Talking about students who want to look flashy and smart, with little money, those with white collar jobs wanting to look smart especially when they are in the business of constant interactions with clients and customers, here you will all see the 7 most popular markets where you can buy good cheap clothes in Lagos with ease.

7 Most Popular Markets Where You Can Buy Good Cheap Clothes In Lagos State.

(1) KATANGUA MARKET : Popularly known as “bend down market”, Katangua market is where you can get authentic second hand(used) wears and household items for jaw dropping prices. The place is a hub of activities and your head will be in a swirl when you see collections of good-looking things to buy. Katangua have their market days which you need to be aware of inorder to get the best products, be it clothes, kitchen utensils and general house hold materials. These new consignments come every Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, if you can target those days of the week, then you are good to go. The heaps of clothes have different grades and the prices reflect them.

Location: It is located around Super bus stop in Abule Egba, you can’t miss it, just ask any shop owner around and you will be directed.


(2) YABA MARKET: Yaba market offers items that are less priced than the one you’ll find in Tejousho market. You can get very authentic Okrika (first grade used) clothes for as low as 1000 at yaba, you will be amazed at the authenticity of the clothes. Unilag students can greatly attest to this.

Location: As long as you can find your way to Yaba busstop then you are there, you would be approached by sellers trying to persuade you to buy from them.


(3) TEJUOSHO ULTRA MODERN MARKET: This Market has undergone a great transformation into a modern market after it was reported gutted but fire. The Lagos state government wasted no time in brining it to one of the best markets in lagos, contrary to general belief regarding the cost of getting or securing a shop there, it is regardless one of the cheapest places you can buy clothes in Lagos. It depends on the shop being visited.

Location: It is off Yaba bus stop, shares same boundary with Yaba market.


(4) OSHODI MARKET : Oshodi undergone a fabulous transformation under the administration of ex-governor Babatunde Fashola. Once a very disorganized market, is now easy to navigate in and out. The display of Ankara and materials for making clothes is awesome. For your ‘aso ebi’ materials, which is usually in bales of clothes of the same design, and material, Oshodi market will cater for that.

You can easily get a bus from any part of the city that will convey you to Oshodi.


(5) BALI MARKET : Are you a corporate man or job seeker intending to look like a classy job seeker with style? Then Bali is the place to be… you can get very authentic first class used designers there at very affordable prices.

LOCATION : It is located off broad street, the road directly in front of former AfriBank, Lagos Island.


(6) BALOGUN MARKET: This is the chub of textile and fabric in Lagos. You surely can’t get enough of what the market offers. You need to be very smart to shop here, as there are lots of people doing the same. Your favorite lace and wrapper will be on display there. There are also ready-made dresses on display. All you just need to do is to confirm if it is the right size! Its located in the heart of Lagos fondly referred to as Eko.

LOCATION: Balogun, Lagos Island.


(7) ASWANI MARKET : Located in Isolo, Aswani market is quite popular and brings a euphoric feeling when the name is mentioned. It is known for its long years of attending to consumers’ needs in terms of clothing, fabric and accessories. Tuesdays are special days and you have you tighten your belt when you go there. There are bends down select as well as high-grade clothes. You can get your favourite at fair prices.


http://www.nigerianarchives.com/2016/03/08/7-most-popular-markets-where-you-can-buy-good-cheap-clothes-in-lagos-and-their-locations/

Mosquito spray, Raid is now N770. It's like we must find a way to live peacefully with these mosquitoes. No need for Violence.

Mosquito spray, Raid is now N770. It's like we must find a way to live peacefully with these mosquitoes. No need for Violence.

In this day and age everyone wants to slay. If you want to check out all manners of slayers on social media just go to Instagram, Facebook or Twitter and type the hashtags #slay #slayer #slayking #slayqueen etc, your eyes will be fed with all sorts of poses. Some people will do anything just to slay these days, they will borrow, spend their last dime, live a fake life, post half naked photos or do just about anything crazy to be tagged a slayer. In other words slaying in our day and age is about how you appear on the physical. Appearance and perception is the order of the day, nobody seems to care about what's real. However CAN WE TALK ABOUT A DIFFERENT KIND OF SLAYING?

If you have ever played any combat video game, you will realise that the only way to advance to a higher level is to slay your opponents. For you to GROW UP to higher ground you must BLOW UP your opposition. I also realised that this principle applies to our lives as humans too. For you to advance from class 1 to 2 in school you must pass your exams. They often say, "for every new level theirs a new devil."

I read the story of one man who understood this principle very well, he knew for a fact, if he must step into his destiny then he had to SLAY. That man was David son of Jessy, who later became king. I believe many of us know about the story of how David slayed Goliath. David was a big time slayer, not the type of slaying we see on social media today, he slayed into his destiny. The most amazing part is that David applied every tool completely different from what our present day slayers use to slay on social media. I'll tell you how...

1. When David took up the challenge to fight into his destiny against Goliath, King Saul lent David his armory to wear so he will look like a real soldier, David wore it at first but he took it off. Why? David understood one great principle. REAL SLAYING IS NOT ABOUT YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BORROW OR LIVE ABOVE YOUR MEANS TO SLAY, JUST BE YOURSELF ALWAYS.
The Bible says ...
"(For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;"
2 Corinthians 10:4-5

2. When Goliath saw little boy David coming to fight him with a mere catapult sling, he scorned David and tried to intimidate him and threatened to kill him and feed to the birds, but David did not brag with mere words. He bragged about the God he serves and came against Goliath in the name of the Lord. He understood another great principle. IT'S NOT BY MIGHT NOR BY POWER BUT BY THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD.
The Bible says...
“Don’t let the wise brag of their wisdom. Don’t let heroes brag of their exploits. Don’t let the rich brag of their riches. If you brag, brag of this and this only: That you understand and know me. I’m God , and I act in loyal love. I do what’s right and set things right and fair, and delight in those who do the same things. These are my trademarks."
Jeremiah 9:23‭-‬24 MSG

David slayed his way into his destiny. He didn't have to fake up his appearance, he didn't depend on his looks, he depended on the knowledge of the God he serves. This year, choose not to only slay with your sense of fashion and style, but be a giant slayer for Jesus. Be yourself, don't get desperate for attention, you don't have to expose your body to slay, you don't have to live beyond your means to slay, the people who slay to their next level are those who know their God. Choose to know God for yourself. DONT JUST BE A SOCIAL MEDIA SLAYER, BE A SLAYER FOR JESUS.

"... but the people that do know their God shall be strong, and do exploits."
Daniel 11:32 KJV

Washington (AFP) - Barack Obama closes the book on his presidency Tuesday, with a farewell speech in Chicago that will try to lift supporters shaken by Donald Trump's shock election.
Obama's last trip on Air Force One is a pilgrimage to his adoptive hometown, where he will address a sell-out crowd not far from where he delivered his victory speech eight years ago.

"I first came to Chicago when I was in my early twenties, still trying to figure out who I was; still searching for a purpose to my life," Obama is expected to tell Chicagoans, according to advance excerpts of his speech.

"This is where I learned that change only happens when ordinary people get involved, get engaged, and come together to demand it."
"After eight years as your president, I still believe that."

Diehard fans -- many African Americans -- have braved Chicago's frigid winter to collect free tickets, which now sell for upwards of $1,000 a piece on Craigslist.

Joined by First Lady Michelle Obama, Vice President Joe Biden and his wife Jill, Obama's trip would be a sentimental walk down memory lane, were it not slap-bang in the middle of a tumultuous presidential handover.

Trump has smashed conventions, vowed to efface Obama's legacy and hurled personal insults left and right.

The 2016 election campaign has raised serious questions about the resilience of US democracy.
In a virtually unprecedented move, US intelligence has accused the Kremlin of seeking to tip the electoral scales in Trump's favor.
Democrats, cast into the political wilderness with the loss of the White House, the Senate and the House of Representatives plus a majority of statehouses, are struggling to regroup.


- 'True to him' -
With an approval rating hovering around 55 percent, according to a Quinnipiac University poll, Obama will hope to steel them for new battles ahead.

Some 51 percent of Americans polled believe that Trump is doing a bad job as president-elect.
Obama's lead speechwriter Cody Keenan said the address will be about a vision for where the country should go.

"It's not going to be like an anti-Trump speech, it's not going to be a red meat, rabble rousing thing, it will be statesman-like but it will also be true to him," Keenan told AFP. "It will tell a story."

As Obama put it: "Over the course of my life, I've been reminded time and again that change can happen -- that ordinary people can come together to achieve extraordinary things."

"And I've seen that truth up close over these last eight years."


- Life after White House -
Trump's unorthodox politics has thrown 55-year-old Obama's transition and post-presidency plans into flux.

Having vowed a smooth handover of power, Obama finds himself being increasingly critical of Trump as he prepares to leave office on January 20.

After that there will still be a holiday and an autobiography, but Obama could find himself being dragged backed into the political fray if Trump were to enact a Muslim registry or deport adults brought to the United States years ago by their parents.

Having vowed to take a backseat in politics, Obama's second act could yet be as politically engaged as Jimmy Carter -- whose post-presidency has remade his image as an elder statesman.

Many Obama aides who had planned to take exotic holidays or launch coffer-replenishing forays into the private sector are also reassessing their future and mulling a return to the political trenches.

Obama's foundation is already gearing up for a quasi-political role -- funneling idealistic youngsters into public life.


- Presidential precedent -
Presidents since George Washington have delivered a farewell address of sorts.
Washington's final 7,641-word message -- which is still read once a year in the Senate by tradition -- contained warnings about factionalism and interference by foreign powers that seem oddly prescient.

But speechwriter Keenan sees few obvious templates: "Bush and Clinton did theirs from here (the White House), George H.W. Bush went to West Point, gave a foreign policy speech," he told AFP. "They are all totally different."
Obama's trip to Chicago is about more than nostalgia, Keenan indicated.

"The thread that has run though his career from his days as community organizer to the Oval Office is the idea that if you get ordinary people together and get them educated, get them empowered, get them to act on something, that's when good things happen," he said.
"Chicago is not just his hometown, it's where his career started."

And now it is also where Obama's presidential career will effectively end.




https://www.yahoo.com/news/obamas-says-goodbye-last-presidential-speech-060929048.html

This is an exercise in futility.

Lol.
Otumukpor/ogume mata o. But why can't they just operate without Juju?

Too festish.