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akinade28:
Wonder will never cease, I can't just imagine y a woman will pay a man to marry her, when she can just use d money to do business and get a lot of returns from it.

You are too young to understand.

Dalek:
imagine going through it day and night everyday. i leave home 4.15am everyday becos of this road to meet up with staff bus at ikorodu.

You need to pass through odofa road down to Lusada, Ogun state. then you will understand why the sagamu - Lagos road is fairly OK.


Agbara is a joke. No motorable road. There is no Government presence there at all.

Go to Agbara, Ogun state..... From Agbara junction to Igere down to Lusada..... Then you will know the real meaning of bad road.

Meanwhile, Agbara host over 30 Multinational companies. yet no motorable road. Containers conveying both raw materials and finished goods always fall off and the number of accidents recorded on that road is damn crazy.

I weep for Agbara community. Honestly, there is no government presence there.

Many people ask - how do you kill rats? What is the best method of rat control? Well, it's important to know that killing the rats is only part of the solution. Yes, you've got to kill the rats that are inside the house or building, but be aware that there's a lot more rats outside. The rats inside may be somewhat territorial, and as soon as you kill them, new rats will simply enter the house. Or, the population outside may just be very high, and you'll get a ton of rats inside no matter how many you kill. Remember, rats breed very quickly. The important thing is to solve the entire rat problem completely, not just kill the rats. You can kill them and kill them and new ones will just keep coming. The real key to a permanent solution is in stopping them from getting into the building in the first place, by sealing off every last possible point of entry.

So once you've got the whole building sealed and you know that no more rats are going to get in, it's time to kill the remaining rats inside the house in order to complete the rat control project. I'll explore the possible methods here:

POISON: I say it over and over again just in case anyone misses it. Poison is the worst way to approach rat control. It's more harmful than helpful. It will never kill all the rats, only percentage of them. New rats will just come to take the place of the old rats. It's a never-ending cycle, and the pest control companies like it this way, so that they can keep their monthly or quarterly contract while never actually solving the problem. And to make things worse, the rats that are killed by poison will die in the attic or walls, and the smell they cause as they rot is hideous.

GLUE TRAPS: Glue traps suck, in my opinion. They don't work very well. In my observation, the are really good at catching rat fur, rat footprints, and the occasional gnawed-off rat foot. Not any actual rats, though. Sometimes smaller rats. In which case the rat will slowly suffer as it dies. Then the trap is no good for use any more. In fact, there's a lot of types of traps out there, but none is as good as....


SNAP TRAPS: ....the best type of trap. It simply works the best. It's the most effective and efficient, and kills the rats instantly, and can fit in the nooks and crannies they inhabit, and be re-used, and everything about them is the best. There's really no reason to use anything else other than the old standard wooden snap trap. I guess the one drawback is safety - they can be a bit risky to use, if you're a novice. Some other traps might be safer.

TINY LASER GUNS: Tiny laser guns that have special motion tracking and heat seeking infrared capability, and which zap the rats with a bolt of high-intensity concentrated light exceeding 2000 degrees which vaporize the rats on impact may seem fun, but these lasers don't actually work very well because they are more of a science-fiction type device than a "reality" type device.

The only true cure for a rat problem is to prevent rats from entering your house in the first place, and THEN you can kill them, with complete trapping and removal. This job is not easy, and I recommend hiring a professional to do the job correctly.


It's not as though a rat that you've killed is going to come back to life as a zombie rat. Any rat that you manage to make deceased will stay that way. But remember, if you don't seal shut their entry holes, new ones will keep coming and coming and chewing, and in that way, they kind of are like zombies.

How to kill the rats in home - Do not poison your rats. This is as much for your sake as it is for theirs. Poison is a very unpleasant way to die, bringing on death through internal hemorrhaging. Even if you are unconcerned with the suffering of your nuisance rodent, consider the fact that this creature will most likely die somewhere within your walls, creating a pervasive odor throughout your home until the decomposition process is at an end. Killing the rats in a home starts with examining the area the rodents are occupying. Rats will travel the same routes often. These established routes will be marked with body grease, chew marks, and waste matter. Once located, this type of path can be used as a location for setting your traps. Snap traps may seem antique but they are still the most effective means of humanely killing a nuisance rodent. Snap traps can be baited with peanut butter and left along the recently discovered rat routes. If set properly and left without interference, these traps have a high success rate. No trap will be effective, however, until the outside holes allowing entry into the home have been sealed. A sealed home will be less likely to suffer the consequences of a rat infestation.



http://www.orlandorats.com/howtokillrats.htm

How do you like it served?

The porn industry is both a terrifying and magical place. There are things that watching porn does to our head, it makes us want to do all that we watch in real life too. We all have watched porn and we saw things that you shouldn’t try in real life of course. Some women and men absolutely love to do the acts, and that is totally their wish and we appreciate them for fulfilling their sexual wants and needs. But men need to understand that it’s never okay to do things without their consent.



So here we have listed down things that men we see in porn does but men in real life should never try them out!

1.Abuse or disrespect you.

You can obviously call your partner with some name but calling them with names that are abusive and inappropriate is wrong.



2.Invite another person to join you.

We know party can be fun sometimes. But obviously, a woman won’t like when she is making out with her man and his friend shows up out of nowhere with a boner.



3.Ejaculate on the face.

Ejaculating on our faces without permission will not only make them feel degraded, used and absolutely livid. You don’t want to insult your woman, right?



4.Double penetration.

It’s a big no-no! Even though it looks hot in the porn, but in real life, it’s NOT!



5.Ignore pre-intimacy.

This is one thing that you should never ignore in the real life. Sometimes in porn, they tend to ignore this part and directly go to the penetration. Obviously, by wazzing it straight in there it won’t be lubricated enough and it will be painful, and also your woman won’t enjoy the act.



6.Not staying in one position for enough time

Men just give your woman a chance to actually enjoy the goddam sex and not just keep changing positions every minute.


7.Lot of eye contact while having MouthAction.

Believe me, it’s creepy more than it turns someone on. Make eye contacts but continuously staring at the person creeps them out.



8.Keep on moving like a drill machine.

Woman sometimes enjoys it but for the love of everything that is good and holy in this world, not all the time.



9.Not using a condom

I bet you must have noticed it too. The people in porn don’t ever use condoms instead they just do the act without it. This should never be done in real life, men! You should always use protection unless you’re planning to start a family.



10.Going straight for the other hole.

Men, can you not though? Sure, if you’ve talked about it beforehand it’s not an issue. But not properly preparing the area and expecting them to just take it turns you into a sex criminal (for us).



11.Slapping.

Like, what even is that? This is not something that woman wants every day and obviously, they don’t like it all the time!



12.Aggressively pushing our head while we’re giving you oral.

You’ll surely not want us to bite your manhood, do you? Not every woman likes this and they won’t even do it for love or money!



13.Rubbing your woman hard.

In porn, the man rubs women like their people rub sandalwood. It’s fine if they like it in real life but if they don’t, then don’t even tries to do it. Women are sensitive living creatures with pain receptors. And for some people, that’s going to be a 12/10 on the pain scale.



http://sarcasm.space/13-things-that-men-do-in-porn-but-should-never-do-it-in-real-life/

Hello nursing mothers who happens to be Corp members, are you guys allowed to attend CDS with your kid/kids?


I was reliably informed that nursing mothers are barred from coming to CDS with their kid/kids to NYSC Secretariat, iyana oba, Ojo, Lagos state....... Close to LASU.


How true is this?

Carrot and stick approach.

lol.

Yeah, rightly so.

That is taking confidence in your teammate to another level.

United we stand!!!

EU Condemn And Caution Nigerian Military, Rejects The Declaration of IPOB As A Terrorist Organization




Following the brutal and inhuman video of the Nigerian army against the invasion, terrorism, and killings of IPOB members,  which has been going viral over the internet. 

The president of the EU commission Mr Jean-Claude Junker has openly made a serious touching statement as well as warning the Nigerian security personnel against their ill hearted and unprofessionalism in handling democratic issues and the rights of the people.

 Junker directed a serious caution towards the Nigerian Military chiefs stating that they must employ every democratic tenet in handling issues that concerns disgruntle and agitations.

“It is the people’s right to agitate and make a request from their government, self-determination is a right enshrined in the United Nation Charta. 

"The people of BIAFRA have every right to request for a referendum, they have been in this struggle for a while now they have never killed or shot a bullet instead they are the victims of attacks and murder. 

"The entire EU hereby condemn the brutal attack on IPOB members and leadership under the pretentious disguise of a military exercise (Operation Python Dance) Nigerian military is warned to adopt democratic tenets in handling citizens. 

"The EU will not sit and watch things go undemocratic in the largest economy of the West African region".

Furthermore, Mr Junker has promised to raise the issues concerning the people’s request for a REFERENDUM among the caucus of the EU. 

He further stated that the Biafra request for A referendum is no different from that of the Catalonians and the Britain. 

Nigeria government must rise above insubordination and handle issues with every tenet of maturity and democracy.



http://authorityngr.com/2017/09/EU-Condemn-And-Caution-Nigerian-Military-Rejects-The-Declaration-of-IPOB-As-A-Terrorist-Organization/

This question is directed to people who have been happily married for at least some years to explain what lessons they have learned and would pass down to others.

And again, I am using this medium to ask anyone who had been divorced to explain what had gone wrong.

This is absolutely uncalled for.

Joro Olumofin who is a Psychologist and Relationship expert, has revealed why he thinks most ‘run girls’ end up with good guys while the decent girls settle for the average ones.


He wrote:

Why is this so?
Based on Direct Observation and survey from thousands of emails sent to me daily by people mostly Nigerians of all works and ages. I’ve gathered that Most men fall for Runs girls and ladies who have a Runs girl mindset.

Who is a runs Girl? A Runs girl is any lady who uses her beauty and looks as a tool to get money from men. Mostly older men. It’s a more flamboyant way of Prostitution. Let’s just say Very classy educated prostitutes.

The question remains , why would a Successful Eligible bachelor go for a runs girl instead of a decent lady? .
The answer is in the approach to mans Cognitive Framework ; his mentality. A runs girl has a “Phd” in knowing how to please a man, what a man wants sexually, what a man likes, her body and mind is a moving encyclopedia filled with ways to please a man. A runs girl takes so much care of her body and private parts because these body parts pay the bills.

While a Decent girl is busy equipping herself mentally, occupationally paying little attention to Social media followers. A decent girl doesn’t see the need to please a man, a decent girl is looking for a man to please her emotionally & romantically , be a companion and meet her halfway. . .

A decent girl seems very difficult for most men, she has so many rules, terms and conditions. She doesn’t have the time to feed a Mans Ego and make him feel like a king because she knows she’s a Queen. .

Runs girls have allowed men to run wild and free, without any rules. Men can do and undo as long as a Runs Girl is getting her money , birkin bags and Dubai tickets she’s happy. When a man has gotten so many ladies for cheap, he will never have the patience to go through the TERMS & CONDITIONS of a Decent Girl..



http://www.correctng.com/relationship-expert-joro-olumofin-reveals-runs-girls-end-good-guys-decent-girls-dont/

Have your say!!!

Leicester City captain, Wes Morgan has been kicked out of his family home after his fiancee finds out that he has impregnated his mistress.

The fiancee of Premier League star, Wes Morgan has kicked him out of their mansion after finding out he has a pregnant mistress.

According to an exclusive report by The Sun UK, the 33-year-old heartbroken Sheneen Fisher, had no idea until a phone caller tipped her off “out of the blue”.

The Leicester City captain’s partner of 14 years and mum to his two boys was devastated.

Morgan, who led the Foxes to their shock 2016 Premier League title, had spent the past three years cheating on her.


Beautician, Sheneen confronted him at their £800,000 Nottingham home about heavily-pregnant mistress Karla Morrell, 27.

A source told The Sun on Sunday: “He broke down and confessed everything. She booted him out.”

33-year-old Morgan, who grew up in Nottingham, is now living in a £350,000 apartment in the city while Sheneen remains at the family’s six-bed mansion with their sons.

On Saturday he led his side out in their home clash with current champions Chelsea, who won 2-1.

Morgan is devoted to his sons and has tattoos of their names but the player’s cheating shatters his family man image. His businesswoman fiancee used to run a tanning firm called Belle Bronze.



http://www.informationng.com/2017/09/leicester-citys-captain-kicked-mansion-photos.html/amp

Misplaced priority.

Gov Amosun, I think you should as a matter of urgency, channel your energy towards developing Agbara. The road condition in Agbara is a death trap.


l look at the number of multinational companies in Agbara and am amazed the road is in a mess/terrible state. Countless number of lives has been lost as a result of the bad road.

Odofa, Lusada, Atan...... Even The road opposite Agbara Estate down to Uniliver, Diya gate etc.... Are all in shambles.

Wake up Govt Amosun, Wake up.

Kind regards.

MULTICHOICE Nigeria, owners of the Digital Satellite for Television, DSTV, has explained the meaning of the concept, pay-per-view, PPV. PPV according to the company is a cable or satellite television system in which consumers pay an additional fee to watch a particular programme.

Head of Public Relations of the company, Caroline Oghuma, made the clarification at a press briefing in Lagos, tagged, True Meaning/WWE, Value 111, Upcoming content, said it is a concept allowed in pay TV operation, but it is different from pay-as-you-go which has been misconstrued to mean pay-per–view. Oghuma stated that pay-as–you-go as believed by some customers is not obtainable in the pay TV business.” She said: “Pay TV operation is not like the telecommunication industry where consumers pay as he goes, it is not like telecoms where you pay for the amount of airtime you want to use.”

Speaking further on the PPV concept, she stated that the concept is only obtainable when there is a super programme exclusively to customers who wants to watch a particular programme. In the case of Multichoice customers those on the premium bouquet will watch it. She added that when such programme is beamed, a dedicated channel pops up and disappears after the programme is aired.

Oghuma noted that everywhere in the world they pay to view special programmes or events, even in the US, adding,“paying for PPV in Europe and Uk is equivalent to paying for two months subscription in Nigeria. We know Africans love boxing that is why we are bringing the best thing that is happening in the world to Africa.”

The PR Head said that at every point in time the company tries to add value to the customers’ viewership without increasing subscription as much as possible for everybody that subscribes to the DSTV franchise “this is what we do to help our customers enjoy their subscription anytime they subscribe.”



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/09/multichoice-explains-pay-per-view-concept/amp/

This isn't the kind of news we wanna hear.

This no be news na. Haba.

Honestly, Nigerians are suffering. Untold hardship. What are they doing about it?

Evaberry:
After enjoying her buttocks and hips

sucking everywhere dry, it's that time your eyes opened abi..

we keep telling men to look beyond facials

we keep telling them beauty fades

we keep telling them to hook that babe who isn't a bambi

but no they won't hear, they will rather go for the one that will give them different positions on the bed, the 1 with the pretty face and the hourglass figure, the one who cares more about her skin than goals later they will come around and start complaining.

sense fall on all useless men out there

Hahahahahaha.


Calm down.

Lies!!!

Nigeria is a fantastically and professionally corrupt country.



Honestly, a lot of Nigerians will die if they aren't involved in corrupt practices.


Corruption is what sustain a lot of Nigerians. They can't live without it.

VoltageDivida:
Kudos to the guy.
Good to know that we still have genuine philanthropists in Nigeria.
Some men would taken advantage of her situation to bed her.

There are lots of genuine philanthropists in Nigeria.
Am one of them.

DOUBLEWAHALA:
I pushed wheel barrow to pay mine

Congratulations are in order.

Mmasinachi, her father and Dennis.

A beautiful Nigerian lady identified as Mmasinachi has won the hearts of many Nigerians

- The young lady was spotted selling groundnuts in a bid to raise money for her school fees.

A beautiful Nigerian lady identified as Mmasinachi has become the darling of many people in Nigeria after she was found in a plaza selling groundnuts in a bid to raise some money to go to school.

A Facebook user identified as Engr Francis Toochukwu Dennis shared photos of the young lady on his social media page after he saw her in his plaza. According to him, the young lady’s beauty left him dazed as she reportedly entered the building to buy soft drinks.

This made him walk up to her to find out what she was up to. She then revealed that she was selling groundnuts to raise money to go to school. Mmasinachi’s response left both Dennis and his younger sister stunned.


He made effort to find out her age and the name of the school she was enrolled in. There and then, the young lady revealed she was not schooling; hence, the need for her to raise some money so she could be enrolled by September.

Mmasinachi’s name was interpreted to mean ‘beauty comes from God’. Her decision to do something as noble as that aroused the interest of Dennis who compared her to the trending slay queens who ask men to pay their school fees in exchange for their dignity.

See more photos of the young groundnut seller below:

1. Beauty comes from God

2. With her groundnut.

3. Her means of raising money

4. Mmasinachi, her father and Dennis.


The young lady stunned many without makeup. Her appearance and humility made Dennis take the next step which was seeing her father. According to him, he had a tete-a-tete talk with him on how to add value to her life.

He revealed he would be opening an account in the young lady’s name; this account according to him, would be monitored by both him and her father in order to ensure that the money raised is not mismanaged.

Watch the video of Mmasinachi and her father with Dennis below:

Dennis appreciated everyone who has shown interest in supporting the dream of the young lady. He met with the school management and plans are being made to return her to school.




https://gossip.naij.com/amp/1122841-meet-beautiful-young-lady-sells-groundnut-pay-school-fees-photos-video.html

wtfcoded:
What did u say is the name of the country?

Mugabe.

The Nigerian civil service needs this.
civil servants in Nigeria aren't serious with their job.
A far cry of what it used to be.

The Nigerian civil service needs this.
civil servants in Nigeria aren't serious with their job.
A far cry of what it used to be.

The Nigerian civil service needs this.
civil servants in Nigeria aren't serious with their job.
A far cry of what it used to be.

While her peers are busy sharing fables with their grandchildren, nurturing them to be better people in society, *Lucy Mutasa (52), will be selling sex for mealie-meal, salt, firewood and a bunch of vegetables at the legendary Booster area in Epworth.

Mutasa is one of many old sex workers in Harare’s poor neighbourhood who compete with teenagers for men as they sell their bodies for as little as 50 cents to earn a living.

In this business, she is competing with her 28-year-old daughter, Maidei, and at times with girls as young as 13.

“Most of my clients are young boys who normally want to sample the Magogos [old women]. We give them the best such that they continue to come back with their money,” said Mutasa during a tour of the Booster area sponsored by the National Aids Council (NAC).

Her old face was heavily powdered, with dark eyebrows, but the artificial look could not hide her age.

Even the way she walks tells that she has seen many battles and has slept with many men for a living.

“I know how to handle a client better than these young girls. Even my bed is smart and I know how to wash myself, clean my private parts to the satisfaction of my clients, hence I have survived in this game,” Mutasa said.

Her body looks wasted but the make-up on her face tells a different story — a granny refusing to retire from the world’s oldest profession.

“If I retire, who will take care of me? My daughter is also in it trying to keep herself going. I have been in this trade for over 30 years,” she said.

“I started it after my husband, now late, cheated on me long back and we divorced.

“I had no option but to look for something that could sustain me.

“Indeed, this thing [private part] is gold, it’s a gold mine and I have sustained my family,” Mutasa told the journalists who were visiting sex workers with NAC officials.

However, Mutasa and other sex workers in Epworth are suffocating under the liquidity crunch that has dogged the economy since 2015.

At times they go without a cent or are forced to drop their charges to as low as $0.30 so that they can at least buy something to eat.

“Things are hard these days. We are struggling although we are accepting payments through EcoCash. It’s cold out there,” she lamented.

“At times we go for days without getting anything. We have men who are willing to pay as little as 30c for short time, just imagine.”

At the time of the visit, Mutasa was nursing an injury. She claimed a client who wanted a price reduction burnt her thighs.

“Look at my thighs, they were burnt by some men who wanted me to reduce the price to 30 cents and I refused,” she said.

“While I was negotiating, one of them took a burning log and shoved it between my legs. I am thankful to God, the log did not reach my private parts. It is very bad.”

Mutasa said these days, due to the injury, it was her daughter who was active on the market to sustain the family. They share a single room, which is divided by a curtain to give a semblance of privacy to their various clients.

“She will be with her client on the other side and I will also be entertaining mine on the other side,” she said.

“We are just trying to make ends meet, otherwise morally it’s bad, but we have no option,” she said, much to the amusement of the journalists before her colleagues broke into song and dance singing mwana wehure akangofanana namai wacho kana pachikapa [a prostitute’s child is just like the mother when it comes to sexual performance].

 

But does she love the job? “Not because it’s nice, but because I have to take care of the family.”

Mutasa believes older sex workers are in a better position to negotiate for safe sex and prevent the spread of HIV and Aids.

“We have realised that most of these teenage sex workers are unable to negotiate for safe sex and in the end they expose themselves to HIV and Aids,” she said.

With the help of Springs of Life Zimbabwe and NAC, the sex workers at Booster have a policy which they have amplified into a slogan, “no condom, no sex, or more condoms, more sex” as they push for safe sex.

“We get regular HIV and Aids services from Springs of Life and NAC and we appreciate that,” Mutasa said.

But we are worried that these young sex workers, the teenagers, are failing to negotiate for safe sex. They are doing it for as little as 10c at times.

“We have realised that most men are going for them, thereby exposing these girls to diseases,” Mutasa said.

“They know that we are able to control and negotiate for protected sex, hence they avoid us.

“The funny part is that young boys come to us because they want our experience and tidiness and old men want the little girls.”

In a country where unemployment levels are hovering at around 90%, there has been an increase in sex workers.

Springs of Life co-ordinator, Precious Msindo said her organisation was worried about the rise in child prostitution in Epworth.

“It’s a pity that we have an increasing number of child sex workers, school dropouts, with some being as young as 12 years,” she said.

“The most unfortunate part is their failure to negotiate for safe sex and fight abuse from the older ones.

“As an organisation, we assist them through spiritual mentorship, but more needs to be done.”

As prostitution seems to be thriving, debate is high on whether Zimbabwe should legalise it and set operating rules so that sex workers are protected from abuse.

Proponents of the legalisation of sex work argue that this will sanitise the industry and protect women from abuse they go through as commercial sex work would be institutionalised.

NAC information officer, Tadiwa Pfupa said engagements with sex workers in Epworth and other hot spots would help reduce the HIV prevalence rate.

“The worry from NAC’s perspective is the issue of teenage sex workers who are unable to negotiate for safe sex. That is a big worry,” she said.

Epworth has been named among the top 10 hot spots for HIV infection in the country, with the Booster area being the prime spot due to the high population of sex workers in the vicinity.

Statistics from NAC show that in the second quarter of 2017, Epworth and Ruwa, with a population of 37 993, recorded 1 474 sexually transmitted disease cases and has a 15% prevalence rate higher than the national average of 14%.

*Not her real name

http://www.adomonline.com/ghana-news/zimbabwes-grannies-turn-sex-work/

Handsome boy.