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abouzaid:
I'm sorry to say this but it seems 99% of the ladies out there are cheaters, it's very heart breaking.

That percentage is way too much bro.


There are a good number of faithful ladies around.

Were you forced?
Did he propose to you at gun point?

How can Guardiola's Man City lose 4-0 to Everton FC? How can?

I am now convinced that Arsenal FC have succeeded in transferring the "Abiku" syndrome to Manchester City FC. "Abiku" is someone that's comes and goes. "Abiku" syndrome causes one or a team to be inconsistent; up today, down tomorrow.

Rumours have it that Guardiola caught the Abiku syndrome when he had a Champagne meeting with Arsene Wenger.

Wenger had tried severally to infest Mourinho with the Syndrome but Mourinho declined. This is the reason for the face off between the duo.

Pogba will score today sha,... but that will be after full time.

Nice one.
So he already knows how to drive at 1?

The lady allegedly responsible for the trouble in Tonto Dikeh’s marriage has been unveiled.

Tonto’s husband is alleged to be romantically linked with a Nollywood actress Rosaline Meure.

The mother of one later got wind of their relationship and took the drastic action of removing her husband’s surname from her name while she reverts to her maiden name.

Meure is said to be a staff of Tonto Dikeh’s company and on his birthday, she sent his a heartwarming birthday wish.


The budding actress recently featured in Eniola Badmus yet to be released movie Karma alongside Seun Akindele, Afeez Owo and Babatunde Bernard.

Meanwhile, One Tonto Dikeh’s One-time best friends Shakur El is alleging that Karma has caught up with her.

Throwing shades at the actress, he shared a meme and captioned it:

“Karma is a Bit*h that all Bit*hes out there should Respect because it will always come and show you pepper, My advise to young gals out there ,if you are sleeping with other people’s Husband and breaking homes,when you get married abeg dont be angry if karma comes knocking at your door,Turn a Blind eye and Enjoy your husband’s money and that is if you re lucky enough to marry a rich one sha,Don’t Fight nor break things in the house oh because that is Domestic Violence.Always put yourself in the position of your Victim and their Children while you re in the act….i know a Celebrity Wedding Guest of a Lagos Society Wedding 3 years ago that Started Sleeping with the Groom just few days after the wedding..That was Brutal nwanne,no remorse for the newly wedded bride haba. And for Men,no need to talk about Us because like they do say in Nigeria ‘Men are Scum’ Shakar Nwa Mama is not a Saint in fact I am serious Sinner but I will only use the name of God when I truly mean it..God is Merciful and may He Forgive us all….. Please all my Debtors should pay me this year oh because Recession has not been Respectful.. #ShutDownRemix #Shakarnwamama #TurnUpMachine #Karma #MercifulGod”


http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2017/01/meet-the-actress-allegedly-responsible-for-tonto-dikehs-troubled-marriage/

Tunde Bakare, The Latter Rain Assembly

Matthew Ashimolowo, Kingsway International Christian Centre (KICC)




8. Ayo Oritsejafor, World of Life Bible Church.

Daniel Kolawole Olukoya, Mountain of Fire and Miracles (MFM)

Reports had filtered in on Saturday, January 7, that Pastor Enoch Adeboye has retired as the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Nigeria.

This new decision was informed by a new policy in line with legal requirements set up by the Financial Regulations Council, guiding all registered churches, mosques, and CSOs.

Pastor Joseph Obayemi was announced as the new National Overseer of the body, a position which was hitherto held by Pastor Adeboye.

Amid the confusion trailing the purported resignation of Pastor Adeboye, Naij.com has made a list of 9 top men of God who are due to retire:

1. Bishop David Oyedepo, Winners Chapel.

Born on September 27, 1954, in Osogbo, Bishop Oyedepo, was raised in a mixed religious family. His father, Ibrahim, was a Muslim healer. His mother, Dorcas, was a member of the Eternal Order of the Cherubim and Seraphim Movement (C&S), a branch of the Aladura movement in Nigeria.

Oyedepo got born again in 1969, through the influence of his teacher, Betty Lasher, who took special interest in him during his high school days.

He claimed to have received a mandate from God through an 18-hour vision in May 1981, to liberate the world from all oppression of the devil through the preaching of the word of faith.

This is the inaugural vision that led to the founding of the Living Faith Church World Wide (LFCWW), first called Liberation Faith Hour Ministries, in 1981. Two years later, on September 17, 1983, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, former General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, ordained him and his wife, Florence Abiola Akano (known now as Faith Abiola Oyedepo) to become pastors and officially commissioned the new church.



2. William Folorunsho Kumuyi, Deeper Life Bible Church.
Pastor William Folorunsho Ikumuyiwa, popularly known as W.F Kumuyi was a former Anglican who joined the Apostolic Faith Church after his baptism.

In 1975, he was expelled from the church for preaching without credentials. He continued his independent ministry, which in 1982 became the Deeper Life Bible Church. By the early 1980s that small group had grown to several thousand, at which time Deeper Life Bible Church was formally established.

The church has spread throughout sub-Saharan Africa and then to the United Kingdom, from where branches were developed in western Europe, Russia, India, and North America. Already, the soft-spoken preacher has spent 35 years as leader of the church.



3. Lazarus Mouka, Lord Chosen Charismatic Revival Ministries

He is the founder and General Overseer of The Lord's Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement.

Lazarus Muoka was born into a Catholic family in Mgbidi in Imo State where he went on to finish his primary and secondary school education. In 1975, he moved into Lagos and worked for some time under a company before starting up his own business which he did until he gave his life to Christ as a full Christian.

Lazaraus Muoka claimed to have had many dreams from God in 1994 prompting him to pull out from the church he was serving as a pastor and set up his own church. Shortly after pulling out, he set up The Lord's Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement with the aim of “preaching the undiluted word of God”



4. Mike Okonkwo, The Redeemed Evangelical Mission (TREM)

Dr. Mike Okonkwo MFR the Presiding Bishop of TREM was born on September 6, 1945 to the family of Pa and Ma Okonkwo of Ogbunike in Oyi Local Government Area of Anambra State.

Okonkwo graduated from the Morris Cerrullo School of Ministry and the Covington Theological Seminary in USA, and holds several doctorate degrees and honorary awards.

After receiving a call from God into full time ministry, he was consecrated the Bishop of The Redeemed Evangelical Mission (TREM) on the 7th of May 1988. He has clocked 28 years as the head of the ministry.



5. Daniel Kolawole Olukoya, Mountain of Fire and Miracles (MFM)

Daniel Olukoya was born in Akure, Ondo state to a police officer and his wife, a trader.

He founded the Mountain of Fire Ministries in July 1989 in his sitting room with only 25 people in attendance. Today the church has had a massive growth and expansion with thousands of members and branches spread all over Nigeria and Europe and Africa.

Pastor Olukoya has written many spiritual books and composed over 70 Christian songs.


7. Matthew Ashimolowo, Kingsway International Christian Centre (KICC)

Matthew Ashimolowo who was born in Kaduna on March 17 1952 is the Senior Pastor of Kingsway International Christian Centre (KICC) in London.

Born to Muslim parents, Ashimolowo converted to Christianity at the age of 20 after the death of his father before enrolling with a Bible school.

After Bible school, he began as an assistant Pastor in Foursquare Gospel church, after which he was moved to the UK, where he started his own ministry.

It was in London that he left the Four Square to start his own church, Kingsway International Christian Church in a school hall in North London with only 11 members.


8. Ayo Oritsejafor, World of Life Bible Church

Pastor Oritsejafor the founding and Senior Pastor of Word of Life Bible Church, was born on November 10, into the family of Joseph Monday Oritsejafor and Roli Durojaiye Oritsejafor in Lagos, Nigeria.

In 1972, the Lord saved and miraculously delivered him during a crusade.

Almost immediately, he felt the call of God upon his life and enrolled in the New Covenant Bible Institute, Benin City, Nigeria.

He later enrolled with the Nigerian Baptist Seminary, Ogbomosho in Oyo State, Nigeria and later proceeded in 1979 to the United States for further studies at Morris Cerullo's School of Ministry (El Cortez), San Diego, California.


9. Tunde Bakare, The Latter Rain Assembly

Pastor Bakare attended All Saints Primary School, Kemta, Abeokuta and subsequently Lisabi Grammar School, Abeokuta, after which he studied law at the University of Lagos between 1977 and 1980. He was called to the Bar in 1981 and following his NYSC, he practiced law with Gani Fawehinmi Chambers, Rotimi Williams & Co and Burke & Co, Solicitors. He established his own law firm Tunde Bakare & Co (El-Shaddai Chambers) in October 1984.

In May 1988, at the peak of his legal career he was called into ministry and he founded The Latter Rain Assembly (End-Time Church) on 1 April 1989 and is currently the Serving Overseer of the church for 28 years now.



https://www.naij.com/1081490-9-nigerian-men-god-due-retirement.html

"As you invest and create other streams of income, you would rely less on honorarium and LOVE offerings. And be able to do more for your music" - Nathaniel Bassey

These were the exact words of one of Nigeria's most inspiring and successful gospel music ministers on Twitter in the morning of January 3rd, 2017. It breaks my heart to see a lot of young music artistes going into gospel music for the wrong reasons.

Some gospel artistes spend their energy everyday talking about how Timaya and WizKid and the likes make money from music because they understand the music business and they compare themselves with the secular artistes and criticise the body of Christ for not paying them so well. I wish they can understand that Music ministry is just like any other ministry of the gospel, be it pastoral, evangelical etc. Gospel music ministry is not a business, it's a call to serve with the gift God placed in you.

Some Gospel artistes will ask me "ok, if it's not business how do we foot our bills?" The truth is this thing is a spiritual thing, it may not make sense to lots of people. If you have been genuinely called by God into the music ministry and you are practically following his lead and instructions, God will bless your ministry beyond your widest imaginations. The problem is some people were not called, they only took the call upon themselves. So many of us watched Frank Edwards interview online, of how God started blessing him. How a woman that was blessed by his music dashed him a house and lots of other testimonies he shared.

If you have been called into the music ministry, I mean genuinely called, please stop going about criticising the church for not paying you good hononariums, focus on doing the will of him who called you. He will bless you beyond your dreams. Gospel music is not a business, it's a call to ministry. To church leaders I also want to encourage you to take good care of the people God uses their gifts to be a blessing to the body of Christ.

For those who may not agree with me, go and argue with Nathaniel Bassey.

So ant dey get bow leg?
Na wa o.

I see Chelsea fans everywhere. Una well done o.

Actually, the Match will be difficult to predict. So far so good, both sides are doing well.


EPL is a unique league. Imagine Chelsea has won straight 13 matches yet they top by just 5 points, while united has won straight 6 matches yet they remain in the same position 6th.

ritababe:
nairaland always posting fake news without verifying.

Anyone providing information to the public should seek to ensure accuracy to maintain credibility.

Very good news.

Shame to bad people.

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

Though we have different priorities.

sexymoma:
Sex before marriage: every weekend
Sex after marriage: thrice in a year, Easter, wedding anniversary, Christmas...then if the hubby is lucky on his birthday..probably.

That's not true. Infact, you are very far from the truth.


In my opinion, it's obvious that married people have more sex than single people. It makes sense. And again, Married people have a potential sexual partner in bed with them every night. Singles often sleep alone.


But sex appears to declines further as couples get older.

14. “Things won’t ever change between us”


Whoever thinks things don’t change the minute someone gets married is completely wrong. Married life is not what it looks from the outside. It may not show straight away, but over time things definitely start shifting.



http://sarcasmlol.com/2016/12/22/married-life-truth-facts/4/

13. We are both equal.


No, you’ve got it all wrong! she’s the boss no matter what she says to your face or what you think about your married life.

12. Spending so much time together means getting on each other’s nerves is bound to happen.


You will also enjoy every minute of your married-life annoying each other.

11. “I’ll be ready in five” This five can mean five hours or even days but never minutes.


Don’t bother confronting her about it unless you want to delay your departure even more. This is the case in a relationship too but it gets more serious in a married life.

10. Women think their husbands are incapable of grocery shopping.


You might think your husband is too lazy to go to the grocery store with you or when he goes alone he isn’t able to figure out what and how to do. In reality, it’s genius. They hope you will never ask them to do it again, one important thing to note in your married life.

9. Now you’re naturally going to ignore the farts.


Your spouse has nothing to hide now that you’re legally bound to each other. Enjoy your married life keeping no secrets.

8. Things that made you a gentleman before? well, you got comfortable so there’s no being a gentleman now.

Also, try complaining about it in the morning. We dare you. Perks of having a married life.

7. Some marriages never change.


Just throw a couple kids in the mix and that’s the secret of your perfect married life.

6. Thou shalt never tell her she looks fat.
It’s amazing that some men still haven’t figured this out.

5. Some men will forever need a mommy.

You never knew this would happen. But you chose this married life. Are you up for the challenge?

4. Husbands are full of jokes.
Sometimes his humor can land him on the couch for the night.

3. If you’re going to look, don’t get caught.

You don’t want to be caught by a camera especially on your wedding day, the beginning of your married life.

2. Sharing is caring!
So is marking your territory.

Whoever thinks things don’t change the minute someone gets married is completely wrong. It may not show straight away, but over time things definitely start shifting. People start getting comfortable with each other (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing) and forget the spark that made them feel the need to get married in the first place. Married life is different from your imagination as a bachelor.

These hilarious truths about married life are pretty accurate and maybe your marriage is nothing like this, which is a given, but some people will definitely be able to relate.

1. Say goodbye to all the saving hat you’ve been doing till now

What’s hers is hers and what’s yours is also hers!