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12. Spending so much time together means getting on each other’s nerves is bound to happen.


You will also enjoy every minute of your married-life annoying each other.

11. “I’ll be ready in five” This five can mean five hours or even days but never minutes.


Don’t bother confronting her about it unless you want to delay your departure even more. This is the case in a relationship too but it gets more serious in a married life.

10. Women think their husbands are incapable of grocery shopping.


You might think your husband is too lazy to go to the grocery store with you or when he goes alone he isn’t able to figure out what and how to do. In reality, it’s genius. They hope you will never ask them to do it again, one important thing to note in your married life.

9. Now you’re naturally going to ignore the farts.


Your spouse has nothing to hide now that you’re legally bound to each other. Enjoy your married life keeping no secrets.

8. Things that made you a gentleman before? well, you got comfortable so there’s no being a gentleman now.

Also, try complaining about it in the morning. We dare you. Perks of having a married life.

7. Some marriages never change.


Just throw a couple kids in the mix and that’s the secret of your perfect married life.

6. Thou shalt never tell her she looks fat.
It’s amazing that some men still haven’t figured this out.

5. Some men will forever need a mommy.

You never knew this would happen. But you chose this married life. Are you up for the challenge?

4. Husbands are full of jokes.
Sometimes his humor can land him on the couch for the night.

3. If you’re going to look, don’t get caught.

You don’t want to be caught by a camera especially on your wedding day, the beginning of your married life.

2. Sharing is caring!
So is marking your territory.

Whoever thinks things don’t change the minute someone gets married is completely wrong. It may not show straight away, but over time things definitely start shifting. People start getting comfortable with each other (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing) and forget the spark that made them feel the need to get married in the first place. Married life is different from your imagination as a bachelor.

These hilarious truths about married life are pretty accurate and maybe your marriage is nothing like this, which is a given, but some people will definitely be able to relate.

1. Say goodbye to all the saving hat you’ve been doing till now

What’s hers is hers and what’s yours is also hers!

In the last few days, the world has been awash with news of two Canadian sisters that were arrested and charged to a court in Lagos for blackmail and extortion.

Jyoti and Kiran Matharoo allegedly tried to fleece no one other than the third richest man in Nigeria: oil tycoon Femi Otedola.

The Matharoo sisters, who became popular on social media for their Kardashian-esque lifestyle, seemingly had it all – great bodies, Canadian citizenship, a life of leisure on private jets and boats and resorts that many of us can only dream of. Their lives (and their unrepressed sex lives) seemed to mirror that of the famous television sisters they’re compared to.

However, unlike the Kardashians, their own sex tapes were designed to blackmail the men involved in their lives. For high-maintenance ladies such as Jyoti and Kiran, regular Nigerian men would not have been able to satisfy their appetite for the high life – only the rich and powerful could have their bodies sleeping in their beds. (Apologies to Wizkid.)


The sisters were reportedly arrested at the behest of the otherwise unassuming Otedola, as a result of their continuous attempts to bully him into paying them an undisclosed amount of money in exchange for incriminating evidence they purportedly had of him cheating on his wife.


Court filings indicate that the sisters had several video recordings of them having sex with various Nigerian politicians, celebrities and businessmen, and had an audacious model of releasing those things to the public if they were not financially rewarded for having them.

The two are also said to be behind the gossip site NaijaGistLive, where salacious stories of Nigeria’s high and mighty are shared for a very eager audience, and they have extorted 274 different individuals to the tune of several millions of dollars.

Their waterloo came through 54-year-old Otedola, who they had claimed they had proof of his extra-marital indiscretions. The oil magnate then employed the services of a private investigator and discovered the Matharoo’s sinister modus operandi, after which they were picked up in a luxurious suite at Eko Hotels.

The Matharoo sisters appearing in a Lagos court.
Both women have been charged to court for blackmail and extortion. They have since been released on bail, but cannot depart from Nigeria as their next court appearance is on January 26, 2017.



http://thenet.ng/2016/12/for-jyoti-and-kiran-matharoo-payback-is-a-dish-served-by-nigerias-3rd-richest-man/

Very good.

So happy to see a post like this that sheds light on something positive as opposed to always posting negativity! We need more inspiring post like this to look at. #Bank alert#

So happy to hear this great great great news! May this engagement signify the start of something really great. Congratulations are in order for taking this exciting step together. May you make your relation a wonderful and a pleasant bond.

Am one of her numerous fans.

Mahto Suraj, A 22-year-old man has abandoned his 19-year-old wife Latila, and is said to have married his mother in-law, Asha Devi.

Mahto claims he fell in love with his 42-year-old mother-in-law after she paid them a visit in the village of puraini in Bihar, in the north-eastern part of India in 2015.

According to India Times, Asha left her husband who is a factory worker’s home in Delhi and started living with Suraj and had a court marriage and a formal temple wedding in June.

Suraj, however Is now pleading for the marriage bond to be broken so that he could return to his former wife, Latila. He said he had now realised his foolishness.

“I have come to realize my foolishness. I admit I have committed the mistake, but will never repeat it in future. Now, I no longer treat her (Devi) as my wife, rather, I have started paying her regard as a mother and an in-law that she is. “I am on my knees, I’m begging Lalita to take me back home for the sake of our son,” Mahto added.

http://pulse.ng/gist/in-india-man-divorces-his-wife-marries-his-mother-in-law-id5964129.html?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Facebook&utm_term=Autofeed#link_time=1482976448

kkboy:
You said it all. A friend of mine set up a table water factory in Rivers state, guess what. Apart from the huge overbloted taxes and levis he have to pay, the community slammed him with their own tax of 20 drums of AGO monthly, 150k monthly youth upkeep, 200k to the CDC and the chiefs, then working chances to the community and lots of other demands. Guess what he closed the company and relocated it to the west were the community instead of tasking him are partnering with him and thanking him for bringing development to the community.

It's so unfortunate.

A house, a city or a people that rises against itself cannot stand.

I know a street in PH that refused their road being tarred because the 'landlords' were not settled enough...

nzeobi:
Like which sector be specific and don't misinform people

Rivers state, Portharcourt specifically, is highly underdeveloped, little wonder why you can barely find a decent place to hang out with family and friends during festive periods without having to deal with a mammoth crowd competing for a lesser space. In my opinion, the over bloated and over-glorified city called Portharcourt is lacking leisure hangouts because it's indigenes are the enemies of its own progress.

They literally frustrate investors by slamming them with multiple counts of useless taxes. Have you ever tried building a house in Portharcourt or it's environs before? I'm not talking hear-says. "Rivers state people no de carry ear hear say person start new foundation somewhere." Let me spare you the details of the ridiculous taxes you will be forced to pay when you want to commence a building project. I'm even ashamed to mention them.

Recently, a leading Nigerian fashion brand set up shop in GRA phase 2, and they lamented of how much endless taxes they had to pay for a business that's just finding its footing on our "beloved" ph city, they've never had to pay such in Lagos where they have several outlets. Have you ever wondered why Nolly wood movies are never shot in our almighty ph city? Because they will be forced to settle every group of indigenes in any choice location they attempt using, asides the fact that the movie stars will be risking kidnap attempts.

A city who's indigenes are hostile to any form of investment on its soil, how can that city be developed? A city that sees any form of investment on its soil as another huge source of selfish and greedy profiteering for themselves, how can such a city grow? We lack adequate places to visit for fun in Portharcourt because their indigenes bounce on investors with an attempt to milk them dry, like a hungry lion that's not been fed for months. I wish the government of Rivers state can consciously do something to put an end to this act of holiganism amongst its citizens, until then Rivers state might just remain an over bloated oil rich city.

Nice one.


What are some of the mind-blowing facts about Arsenal?

Here's my list :
1) Arsenal are nicknamed 'The Gunners' because they were formed by a group of cannon makers at the Woolwich Arsenal in 1886.

2) Arsenal is the only league team still in existence that has never been relegated. Arsenal has been in top flight English football since 1919-1920.

3) Arsenal completed the 2003–04 FA Premier League campaign unbeaten . Their league record was 26 wins, 12 draws and 0 losses, over 38 games in total.
Continuing into the 2004-05 season, Arsenal eventually went 49 Premier League games unbeaten, which was a new record for the most consecutive league games without defeat, the sequence coming to an end with a controversial 2–0 defeat to Manchester United.

4) The Premier League commissioned a special gold version of the Premier League trophy to commemorate Arsenal's achievement.

5) Arsene Wenger became the first foreign manager to lift the Premiership title, when Arsenal won it in the season of 1997-98.

6) Arsenal is the first English team to beat Real Madrid at Santiago Bernabeu, Bayern Munich at Allianz Arena and AC Milan at San Siro.

7) Arsenal are the first and only British side to defeat both Milanese teams 'FC Internazionale' and 'AC Milan' at the San Siro - 5-1 (UEFA Champions League group stage , 25 November 2003), 2-0 (UEFA Champions League second round second leg, 4 March 2008) respectively.

Arsenal became the first team to win the League Cup and FA Cup in the same year, 1993.

9) Arsenal has the record of keeping a clean sheet for 10 consecutive Champions League matches. They went exactly 995 minutes without conceding a goal.

10) Arsenal’s match against Sheffield United on 22nd January 1927 at Highbury, was the first ever English league match to be broadcasted on the radio. An exhibition match between their first team and the reserves held on 16th September 1937 was the first ever football match to be televised live.

iamDaisy:
Its been 2weeks since i became single and its better than the emotional cage that i get from men, i get go on random dates, can sleep with anyone, don't owe anyone an explanation, can do whatever i like, will remain this way till my husband comes around.

Protect your spirit. Believe God's Word and don't fall for the devil's lies.


Let God work on your behalf... let Him work.

That was harsh harshly harshest.... All in one!!!

Johnnyessence:
yes i know that. but each and everyone that do d registration well will sat for the test.

I doubt that bro. Everyone can't sit for the aptitude test. BTW, do you know the total number of applicants that indicated interest for the various positions? It's massive bro.

Don't worry, some candidates will definitely come here to testify, it's just a matter of time.

We live in a time where ASOEBI last longer than most Marriages.

Daddy freeze isn't a wise man.

The Deputy Governor of Adamawa, Mr Martins Babale, has donated a Juma’at Mosque to Dalasum community in Toungo Local Government Area of the state.

Babale said while presenting the mosque on Wednesday that the measure was an effort to boost peaceful co-existence among the diverse communities in the state.

The deputy governor, a Christian, said he built the mosque to promote peaceful co-existence among the local communities in the area.

He emphasised that the era of unnecessary conflicts and misunderstanding between followers of different religions was over and stressed the need to live together harmoniously with tolerance.

“Today I am fulfilling one of my wishes to our people. I prayed that the Mosque will also serve as a centre which will unite our community,” Babale said.

Alhaji Musa Gindau, the District Head of Dalasum, commended the courageous and generous effort of the deputy governor, describing him as a “peace promoter”.

Gindau said that the people of Dalasum were well known in living in peace with one another irrespective of religion, tribe and clan.

He urged all Nigerians to emulate the gesture.

Ustaz Abubakar Garba, Chairman, Muslim Council in the area, admonished the Muslim ummah to always live in peace and respect to one another especially the people of the book (Christians).

Garba noted that the development would go a long way in uniting the people of the area. (NAN)

 
http://leadership.ng/news/565416/peaceful-co-existence-christian-donates-mosque-to-muslims-in-adamawa

Not once regulated. Lol.

Johnnyessence:
be patient with them oooo.they are working on it.each and everyone that applied will be cleared and write the test.so don't panic.

It's not everyone that applied that will be shortlisted bro.

Some candidates will be screened out as expected.

Valid points.

passyhansome:
you mean the scam N power of a thing

How is it a scam?

A total number of 4,136 candidates were successful in the just concluded physical verification exercise for the Federal Government N-Power jobs in Niger, an official has said.

The state coordinator, National Orientation Agency, NOA, Muhammed Ali, made this known to journalists in Minna on Tuesday.

“A total of 5017 candidates applied in the first phase with a total number 4, 251 candidates screened, 258 were disqualified, 744 were absent while 3, 995 were successful.

”In the second phase which is the supplementary 752 candidates applied but 165 were available for screening, while 25 were disqualified.

“A total of 587 were absent and successful candidates were 141 bringing the total number of successful candidates to 4,136 on the whole,’’ he said.

‎Mr. Ali said that candidates disqualified were for obvious reasons, including over age, wrong information, mutilated certificates while some did not have the certificate they claimed to have.

He said that the request for applicants’ Bank Verification Number (BVN) scared some of them away because they were already working and knew they would be discovered.

The state coordinator of NOA also said that 612 vacancies existed in Niger, this emanated from those disqualified and those who were absent from the verification.

“Some people came and requested that we should register them manually but we declined.

“We are now waiting for the Presidency to tell us what to do about the vacant slots; the presidency has to take a decision on that,” he said.

Speaking on the exercise, Afiniki Dauda, the Special Adviser to Governor Abubakar Sanni Bello of Niger on Empowerment and Social Protection, said that Niger was among the 13 states out of 36 states that had been cleared.

Mr. Dauda, however, said that most people initially exhibited apathy to the programme because they were not sure of it.

“My team and I had to go round the 25 council areas in the state and we got only 1,000 people registered during the first time.

“I had to visit the councils twice, I also involved the local government chairmen to help disseminate the information but some still did not come out.”

“I did all I could possibly do to see to the success of the exercise by distributing flyers and radio announcements.

“I heard that some people wrote petitions. I am undaunted about that because I gave it my best publicity,” Dauda said.

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http://leadership.ng/news/565369/hundreds-of-candidates-disqualified-from-n-power-jobs

Hahahahaahaha.

Scam.